the loch ness monster

my guess is...way back when...some sea creature found an underground cavern...buggered through it...fucked around for a few days...realized there wasnt enough fish...fucked off...and from that point on...tourism...money...gift shops...clinically lonely...everything you can imagine found its way to the hearts and minds of the population...its just like religion...jesus appeared...told us to be nice to each other...blew out of town...next thing you know...money...power plays...disturbing sexual practices...self righteous judgment to overcompensate...(just like "the pope" giving jim cameron shit because his blue monkeys are into nature worship)...its all the same fucking thing...do you know what i like??? small tits...and do you know whats great about having a small tit in your mouth??? you cant speak out shit about everyone else...luv stu