nude model part 4

so i get this request to wear shorts during a modeling session...(opposed to wearing nothing)...anyway...my intuition says to me...there is a fundamentalist christian attempting to take control...and... "advance the kingdom of god"...sure enough...i get to class...and i feel that particular brand of energy in the back...in fact...it is so strong...i can even identify the church he attends...i walk up to him and say.."do you know pastor bruce???"...of course he does...i say ..."figures"...and walk away...luv stu

April 30

nude model part 3

at break time during this modeling session...i had coffee with a couple of ladies from class...the whole fucking time...they were passive aggressively attacking my body...apparently...they thought models with great bodies...sucked...i wrote a sermon about such behavior this morning...all behavior should have a destination...a healthy destination...in this case...things are obvious...they arnt always...second point...they were overweight...the expression "glass houses" comes to mind...that would make me an ass , however...point...whatever you say...say it with love...luv stu

a sweet story

i know i can get pretty dark...if you had seen what i have seen...anyway...heres a sweet story you may appreciate...back when i was a late teen or so...i sat by my bed and prayed..."god...if you want me to go to camp this summer...please speak to me"...just as i concluded my prayer...i heard these people singing outside my window...camp songs...it was virtually the entire staff of the camp...inviting me to work the last week of summer...(i taught tennis for the majority of the summer)...i said to them...."shut the fuck up...im trying to hear from god"...just kidding...and it turned out to be a wonderful week...luv stu

marriage

recently a friend of mine asked me when will i get married...i replied..."about six months before i get a divorce"...luv stu

projection

...so i am on the phone attempting to help this young lady through some marriage problems...and it suddenly occurs to me...the phone is tapped...so i tell her...two weeks later she finally has the long awaited "blow out" with her husband...as it turns out...not only was the phone tapped...but he was also involved in an affair...let me get this straight...he was the one cheating on her...and he was also the one who hired a detective...this is life...we see in others who we are...luv stu

April 28

April 26

dont do this...it is evil

there is only one way to build a church...first...get yourself hired...then...screw all the wives of the elders...from that point on..the elders will either support all you do...or get shit at home...they will support you...never for a second believe organized religion is about love or truth...it aint...in fact...the more overtly religious someone is...the greater the chance their lives are sex...money...power based...work with this dynamic and you will be successful...interject love...your fucked...luv stu

prayer

through a variety of circumstances...i ended up praying for this person that i never met...there i was in the library meditating upon how to address this individual...when someone approached me and introduced me to the person i was sitting next to...it was him...the fellow i was praying for...that is...in a city of 500,000...i was praying for the guy sitting next to me...fucked up , eh??? luv stu

Two New Episodes

In Loving Colour Has two new episodes for you:

Lies, Lies, Lies



Reality What A Concept Pt.2

April 23

jack mcdonald and nick-bevan john album review

just last week jack returned from a journey to a distant galaxy with mutant 7 feet tall sea monkeys that had a preferance of getting blow jobs from crocodiles while singing james taylor songs...now this should have been captivating except for one thing...jack and company were performing along side them...hence...nobody gave a fuck...they just stared into the v.d. saturated crazy eyes of jack...as he throfted at the mouth and billowed out songs from his new album,,,"movin and groven"...perhaps his best yet...maybe its between yours truely and jack for the title of # 1 hfx. underground artist of all time...fuck ...ill give it to jack...hes invincible...luv stu

April 21

April 19

the mug

back in '94...i had this fall out with this particular church...knowing full well i would never get the 1000 dollars they owed me...i decided to steal my favorite coffee mug from their kitchen...next scene...a friend of mine came over for a few drinks and i showed him my new possession...the mug...i told him how i stole it...and those fuckers had it coming...in tern...he informed me that not only was that mug donated to our ministry...but so were the 20 or so that i left behind... point...i took my own coffee mug...my 1000 dollar coffee mug...and i will never try to steal something again...i just fucking suck at it...luv stu

April 16

how to get your balls licked

recently i wrote a sermon entitled..."how to get your balls licked"...its about communication and the art of being who and what you actually are...the point is... if i wrote a sermon on just about any theological shit idea...no matter how much christ would disagree with it...people would be more content...point...people dont give a fuck about what you believe as long as it makes them comfortable...it is not whats going on...its what it looks like...luv stu

five stages of spirituality

1-honest transparent interaction...learning to love for the sake of loving...2-defense building...walls instead of bridges...saving your own ass at the expense of intimacy...mainly to look good...3-deceit...you are a liar for the sake of personal gain...4-violently defense of this position...a form of cannibalism...people are there for your benefit...and you develop schemes to cloak this truth...5-institutionalized religion...the opposite of live love...these are the fuckers who murdered christ...do you think the roman catholics would treat him any better today??? luv stu

sex

it is common knowledge that the area of the brain that allows children to feel empathy...does not develop until their early 20"s...it is also common knowledge that the average child becomes sexually active at the age of 16 or so...point...most kids start having sex 5 or 6 years before they can think about what theyre doing...luv stu

alcoholic

i am not an alcoholic...but i will do until the alcoholics get here...luv stu

April 14

April 12

making a long story short

living in australia...making a long storyshort...i accidentally almost picked up a ti pan snake thinking it was a fan belt...just before this...riding down the road in my car...i ran over a 12 foot long snake...yet there was no bump of any sort...point being...it was not a snake but a spiritual manifestation...the message was clear...i had two potentially fatal illnesses while living there...as well as encountering spiritual shit that would fuck up anybody...but i hadnt seen anything yet...luv stu

should this person have the right to vote???

a friend of mine is at the counter of this small cafe...this lady walks in and says..."do you have any of them free range coffee beans???"

April 9

irony

i was walking to a friends place not too long ago...as another friend squealed to a halt...driving like a fucking maniac...i said to myself..."how in the fuck do you drive like that and stay alive"...the next day she was killed in a car accident...the irony??? she wasnt driving...luv stu

reguarding the next story

a few things you should know about the proceeding story...my girlfriend was indeed australian...she had no idea that her picture was on a postcard...and the lady who showed me the picture had no idea that i had an australian girlfriend...weird , eh???

cosmic shit

so i was in love with this girl from australia...walking down the street thinking of her (in canada)...i ventured into a local art store that advertised with me...this girl who worked there says..."hey, stu...look at this"...then she takes me to a bunch of post cards from europe...one of which...no shit...is my girlfriend...i immediately think this is a sign from god...that she is mine forever...two weeks later she breaks up with me...fucked ,eh??? the point...maybe i should have realized that in the post card...she was with some other fellow...luv stu

April 7

nude model part 2

so this fucker..."the teacher"...puts me in this fucking crib...i mean...it didnt bother me...but he didnt know that...a lot of people would take exception to be put in a crib...i cant remember if he put a rattle in my hand...oh , yes...the same guy made me dress up like a pirate...a naked pirate...on top of a ladder...its hard to imagine being naked and dressed up at the same time...heres the shit...i had a hat and a sward...anyway...life...you just cant take it too seriously...luv stu

All The World Is A Cult

April 2

the wedding

so there i was...a couple years ago...performing this wedding service...(i actually am a minister)...and half way through the ritual...i run out of wine...now how in the fuck do you perform a wedding sober??? so i summon this young lad to get me a drink...he does...and i throw up all over the groom...well...the last bit didn't happen...luv stu