the horse

once upon a time...i stayed on top of a mountain in switzerland...close to my house there lived a horse...it took me almost the entire month i lived there to coax him into befriending me...then one day...he finally came to the fence for me to pet him...as i stroked his long beautiful nose...my elbow hit an electric fence...he ran one direction...i ran another...eventually i turned to face the wonderful yet bewildered creature...i told him i was sorry...now i dont understand horse very well...but i am reasonably sure his response was...go fuck yourself...thus ended our relationship...luv stu