nude model

way back when in my church going days...me and a girlfriend of mine got in the mood one night to take some nude pictures of myself...anyway...making a long story short...i had a date with the ministers daughter the day i got them back...returning from having a piss...i noticed a strange look on her face...roughly translated...she snuck into my stuff...next thing i know...im in the ministers office hearing what a piece of shit i am...next scene...18 years later...im a nude model for the local art college...and guess whos drawing me??? she walks up to me after the session and says..."full circle...eh stu???"

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dreams pt. 3

last night i dreamed that i was using a friends computer...he then walked in the room and i thought he was going to give me shit for not asking for his permission...instead he showed me what i was doing wrong...instantly...a godzilla type creature appeared and hurled himself into the water...it was obvious however he wanted to fuck us up real good...we hid in a tunnel under the water where he was not able to pursue...the interpretation...the computer represents control...we forsook safety for the illusion of safety...things are ugly when they come out of the water...the subconscious mind...but it is there they have to be dealt with...luv stu

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the horse

once upon a time...i stayed on top of a mountain in switzerland...close to my house there lived a horse...it took me almost the entire month i lived there to coax him into befriending me...then one day...he finally came to the fence for me to pet him...as i stroked his long beautiful nose...my elbow hit an electric fence...he ran one direction...i ran another...eventually i turned to face the wonderful yet bewildered creature...i told him i was sorry...now i dont understand horse very well...but i am reasonably sure his response was...go fuck yourself...thus ended our relationship...luv stu

dreams pt. 2

last night i dreamed i was stranded in dartmouth with a young child...i tried to escape but for some reason...the kid eliminated that option...suddenly i realized that i was surrounded by some sort of religious cult...then i found a news paper with a picture of me on the front...dead...the child represents pure spirituality...the very thing that the religious of this world want to murder...we are sheep among wolves...however...the reports of my demise are greatly over exaggerated...luv stu

dreams pt. 1

last night i had a dream that i went to k.f.c. and ordered a big fucking bucket of the stuff...their fryer was broken however and they had to send out to fill my request...but when it came back...it wasnt chicken at all...but fried rat...i ate it...and it really fucked me up...what does this dream mean , you ask??? their delicious secret recipe is gods unconditional love for us...we however...have fucked it all around and turned it into religion...a.k.a...fried rat...and my great aunt was there too...a baptist lady...crazy as a shit house rat...dead for 20 years now...she made me eat the shit...god rest her soul...luv stu

March 19

so there i am writing a sermon on why most men are obsessed with sex...i start off by saying that my x girlfriend said that i had a 5 and one half inch penis...and the arch angel gabrial says to me..."that isnt even the right ball park"...he is right... 6 and three quarters isnt 5 and one half...but that is not my point...my point is...even arch angels have a good sense of humor...luv stu

little janet pt.2

dear diary...today my teacher told me that there are kids around the world not as fortunate as me...fuck...i cant imagine not having a solid gold air conditioner in the dog house for my little fi fi...she must be a lying bitch .

little janet pt. 1

dear diary...today i got my first period...tomorrow i am going to the sperm bank and see if they have any will smith in stock...mom can raise the brat while i go fuck around .

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