one in a million...

one relationship in a million...reaches...one in million...catches....

life screwed...

life is screwed...but not as we think....

...cosmic universe...

...some things happen...just to mark your soul's place in this cosmic universe...

more dying...

dying ahould be an olympic sport...

...up ass...

...life reaches better...when your head  is  not  up your ass...

COMFORT AND A HARD PENIS...WRITTEN...MARCH 2014

PEOPLE DON'T BELIEVE WHAT THEY SAY THEY BELIEVE...AND THEY WILL NEVER TAKE THE TIME TO FIGURE OUT IF I AM RIGHT .

PATTERNS ARE MORE BELIEVABLE THAN TRUTH .

...being wrong....

...does being wrong want you to be more wrong ???

death . and sting...

o , death...where is thy sting ???

...you must be blind as a bat...

...death...and sex...

five days left to figure out the meaning of sex...

...camel...fuck...

...fuck , said the camel...who didn't give a ruck at all...

death... and dying...

...this is the story of death...and dying...and a new pair of shoes...

stu strang is dead...

stu strang is dead...almost...

JESUS , THE BOTTOM...MARCH 2014

WHATEVER YOU FEEL...APPROACH CAUTIOUSLY .

...shit head...

...truth...now in new SHIT - HEAD form...

THE CAGE OF RELIGION...WRITTEN...MARCH 2014

RELIGION IS A CAGE...THAT ALLOWS JUST ABOUT ANYTHING IN...AND JUST ABOUT NOTHING OUT .

...the closet...

...a closet for every day on the week...

...too stupid...

...you think i am too stupid to remember...but actually...i just let it go...

Flarmology: PURE SELF...WRITTEN...APRIL 2014

Flarmology: PURE SELF...WRITTEN...APRIL 2014: WHAT IS NOT EXPRESSED NATURALLY...WILL BE EXPRESSED UNNATURALLY .

PURE SELF...WRITTEN...APRIL 2014

WHAT IS NOT EXPRESSED NATURALLY...WILL BE EXPRESSED UNNATURALLY .

tits...

...tits...just a mouth full away...

SICKNESS MADE MANIFEST...WRITTEN...APRIL 2014

EVERYONE BRINGS US CLOSER OR FURTHER AWAY FROM WHO WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE .

fuck it...

a letter to my friend...willian . h ducket...

...FUCK IT

LABOUR OF LUST...WRITTEN...APRIL 2014

TRUTH WILL SURFACE...THE QUESTION IS...HOW IS IT DEALT WITH ???

...insecure...

...one thing i hate about insecure people...is when they yell out...'' i am not insecure !!! "

CIRCLES...WRITTEN...APRIL2014

LIFE IS A CIRCLE...AND EVERY TIME WE GO AROUND...SOMETHING SHOULD BE LEARNED .

ADD LOVE...AND THIS CAN HAPPEN .

Stu Strang Cartoons: ...EVERY RELIGION NEEDS A CIRCUMCISION

Stu Strang Cartoons: ...EVERY RELIGION NEEDS A CIRCUMCISION

ONE DROP TOO MANY...WRITTEN...APRIL 2014

IT IS THE FALLEN HUMAN CONDITION TO DIG THEMSELVES DEEPER WHEN THEY BELIEVE THEY ARE GIGGING THEMSELVES OUT .

STOP IT .

...it iz...

it iz...becauze...

...really ???

it is obvious , is it not ??? i mean...really???

...suck it...

...suck it before the rain falls...

Flarmology: ...truth...and stuff...

Flarmology: ...truth...and stuff...: ...the truth will prevail...but what a fucked up ride...

...truth...and stuff...

...the truth will prevail...but what a fucked up ride...

AFTER THE FLOOD...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

EVERYTHING CAN BOND US TOGETHER...AND THE FACT THAT MOST THINGS USUALLY DON'T...IS A COMMENT UPON HOW WE WORK...AND NOT THE UNIVERSE .

...fuck - a lee duck duck...

...fuck a l ee...duck duck...means i luv you...

SOLID AS A ROCK...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

MAKING LIFE COME TOGETHER...NEVER MAKES LIFE COME TOGETHER .

un fuck...

love...fucks up to un- fuck...

RELIGION SUCKS...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

JUST FOR THE RECORD...THERE IS QUITE A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RAISING A CHILD...AND TEARING HIM APART .

IF THE DIFFERENCE IS NOT SEEN...SOMETHING IS TERRIBLY WRONG .

...love sees...

love sees all...even when your head is up your ass...

EARLY MORNING RAIN...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

TO RESOLVE...FIRST ENTERTAIN THE POSSIBILITY THAT YOU JUST ARE NOT SEEING THINGS RIGHT...ADD A LITTLE HUMILITY AND BE PREPARED TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE .

"LOVE SEES ALL THINGS " .

FINE LINE...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

SHORT OF MURDERING THE PASTOR'S DAUGHTER...WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR A RICH MAN TO LOSE CREDIBILITY IN A RELIGIOUS SETTING ???

BEING HUMAN...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

THE ONLY WAY TO BE HUMAN...IS TO LOVE...ALL ELSE FADES LIKE AUTUMN LEAVES .

...discovery...

...why are we so fucked up when we discover something dark about ourselves ???

...denial...

...denial...is a penis in your ear...

LONLY PEOPLE...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

IF YOU ARE ALONE ALL YOUR LIFE...AND SUDDENLY YOU ARE NOT...YOU WILL RUN AWAY...AND YOU WILL HAVE AS MANY EXCUSES...AS WILD STRAWBERRIES IN THE FIRST WEEK OF JULY .

Flarmology: WORLD GONE TO SHIT...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

Flarmology: WORLD GONE TO SHIT...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014: IF ALIENS ARE HERE...IT IS TO MAKE SURE WE DON'T LEAVE EARTH AND FUCK UP ANYTHING ELSE . DEAL WITH IT !!!

WORLD GONE TO SHIT...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

IF ALIENS ARE HERE...IT IS TO MAKE SURE WE DON'T LEAVE EARTH AND FUCK UP ANYTHING ELSE .

DEAL WITH IT !!!

EVOLUTION...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

CHARLES DARWIN TALKED MORE ABOUT LOVE THAN SURVIVAL...AND IN A BILLION YEARS FROM NOW...WE WILL REALIZE LOVE IS SURVIVAL .

dog...etc .

...keep the dog off the fucking railroad...

fucked up...

it happened...then it fucked up...

...dying...hard bit...

...the hardest part  of dying... is giving up your music collection...

...life means...

life means...whatever does it mean...

perspective...spell it with a tad of reality...

DA BOMB...WRITTEN...MARCH 2014

ONCE YOUR WORLD IS DESTROYED...YOU CAN NEVER HAVE THAT WORLD AGAIN...AND IT IS A PAINFUL MISTAKE TO TRY .

BUT YOU CAN FIND A BETTER ONE .

PERMANENT HURT...WRITTEN...MARCH 2014

IT IS NOT GETTING RID OF THE HURT...AS MUCH AS IT IS TRANSFORMING IT INTO SOMETHING WORTH WHILE AND FRUITFUL .

...fell in love...

...i fell in love with a concept...

BABOON COUNTRY...WRITTEN...MARCH 2014

I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT IF EVIL TAKES OVER...WITHIN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME...MOST PEOPLE WILL THINK IT TO BE REASONABLE .

MAKING MOVIES...JANUARY 10 2015

ADMINISTERING LOVE TO ALL YOU SEE...YOUR TRAINWRECK SUDDENLY BECOMES A MASTERPIECE .

...one winter....

...it happened one winter winter...

...love...

...love...wow...

...fuck it...

fuck it...here comes GOD...

belief...

...remember...when you form a belief system...you have to form other beliefs to accompany it...

...they...

...if THEY hate themselves...THEY will hate you too...

CURSED / FUCKED...DECEMBER 27 2014

IF YOU FOLLOW THE OLD TESTAMENT YOU ARE CURSED...SERIOUSLY...YOU REALLY ARE...TRY TO FOLLOW HALF THAT SHIT AND YOU WILL HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN .

life....piss...

...life...don't forget to piss...

suck...

no ,  he does not give a crap about your garden...all he want is you to suck his appendage...

...a small '' p ''...

...love begins with a small...'' p ''

erections......

...erections talk...

LOVE OVERLOOKS...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

THERE IS A STRUCTURE OUT THERE AND IT IS NOT VERY PRETTY...APPARENTLY LYING IS A REASONABLE FORM OF BEHAVIOR...IT JUST DEPENDS UPON WHO YOU ARE LYING TO .

THE WORLD GOES ROUND AND ROUND...AND SO DOES THE STOMACH OF ANYONE WHO HAS EYES .

...why ???

WHY ??? and the balls on he universe rumbled...

...stupid...

...STUPID...now in the handy 40 ounce bottle...

...a bleason...

...everything happens for a bleason...

...shit...

...there are two piles of shit...the one we hide behind...and the one we hide behind...

...ducks...

ducks are for quacking...so quack off...

fuck it...

'' fuck it "..said the wise old owl...

the less you see through the window...the cleared you will believe your vision to be...

PRICE YOU PAY...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

OUR HISTORY TURNS US INTO SOMETHING...AND ALL OF HEAVEN CAN SEE IT...PERFECTLY .

...math...

the bad news is i lost my ability to do math...the good news ??? i never could do math...

...life...bee real or buzz off...

MONEY...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

USE YOUR MEASURING STICK TO MEASURE YOUR PENIS...NOT THE SPIRITUAL CONDITION OF OTHERS .

...sex is...

...sex is usually a metaphor...for no sex...

...it happened to replace the other things that did not...

Flarmology: ...

Flarmology: ...: ...love that gives power...is usually the beginning of a horrible thing...

...divine smoke...

...fuck the hockey game...lets have a smoke...

...

...love that gives power...is usually the beginning of a horrible thing...

...fly , little brick...fly...

...the universe...

the universe...is an orgasm...of sorts...

...give a shit...

...your power only works...i fi give a shit...

SIGHT AND TOUCH...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

WIN , LOSE OR DRAW...DECEIT CHANGES GOOD THINGS INTO NOTHING...IF YOU FEEL THE LIE HAS CREATED A BOND...YOU ARE LIVING AN ILLUSION .

...needs...

...sometimes you make me feel like i should not have any needs...but i do not need any of that shit...

...rez...

it is easier to raise someone from the dead...than it is to see someone that has been raised from the dead...

WISDOM AND SORROW...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

LOVE HURTS...BUT WITH PURPOSE AND DIRECTION .

FALSE LOVE...JUST HURTS .

...as it happened...so it was...

...pile of shit...

...home is where there is a way out of every pile of shit...

SAMPLE AND HOLD...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

MY PRAYER PARTNER WANTED THE TRUTH...I GAVE HER THE TRUTH...SHE RAN AWAY .

YOU AND ME...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

TWO BECOMING ONE...IS FAR MORE A STATE OF THE HEART THAN A STATE OF THE PENIS .

RECOGNIZED IN HELL...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

YOUR BODY BEGINS TO LOOK LIKE WHO YOU ARE...THAT IS...THOSE HORNS ARE NOT A COINCIDENCE .

...you know...

...one thing you know...you just don't know...

...truth...

truth...lie to get it...

SEX , LIES AND VIDEOTAPES...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

HIDE IT , MURDER IT...LIE ABOUT IT...ANYTHING FOR COMFORT .

SOUL BALANCE...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

AS A BOY...BIGFOOT FUCKED WITH NY UNIVERSE...SO I MOVED  TO ANOTHER ONE...

...ass wrapping...

people have a habit of either forgetting the bad things they know about you...or wrapping their ass around them...

Flarmology: ...integrity...

Flarmology: ...integrity...: integrity...intega...what

...integrity...

integrity...intega...what

...the poor...

...the irony is...the poor are not the unlovely...they just allow themselves to sink there...because of all the shit funnelled their way...

THE FLY...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

RELIGION IS THERE TO RELIEVE YOU OF THE BURDEN OF THINKING...YOU KNOW...BESIDES NASTY THOUGHTS .

bullshit is not magic...

Flarmology: IT'S ONLY WATER...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

Flarmology: IT'S ONLY WATER...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014: I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BAD PERSON...UNTIL I MET A BAD PERSON .

IT'S ONLY WATER...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BAD PERSON...UNTIL I MET A BAD PERSON .

Flarmology: ...of course...

Flarmology: ...of course...: ...of course she did not....who in the fuck would ???

...of course...

...of course she did not....who in the fuck would ???

...not to be confused with the CRAB - SUCKER...

...and there it was...the nearly extinct...IRANIAN SOOTH SUCKER...

...fucked up...

...it fucked up because it had no other place to go...

...suck my dinosaur...

...suck my...

...suck my loch ness monster...

...peace...

...peace...never intended to be a weapon...

sad , happy...

...be sad...and make someone else happy...

rich and famous...

cakes and rainbows...and frogs that always smile...bring in the fucking rich and famous contract !!!

Flarmology: ....deep hole...

Flarmology: ....deep hole...: life broke its wing....flying into a deep hole...

....deep hole...

life broke its wing....flying into a deep hole...

...people have no perception...but neither do they perceive...

freedom...lick it off a stick...see what happens...

SEEING...FEELING...TOUCHING...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

THE UNIVERSE IS OUR TEACHER...WHICH MEANS...UNDER THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES...A MISTAKE CAN BE A SACRAMENT .

BE CAREFUL WHO YOU CONDEMN .

CITY OF GOD...WRITTEN...FEBRUARY 2014

THE ABSENCE OF LOVE IS HELL...STUPID LOVE WILL DO...BUT IF YOU CAN DO BETTER , YOU WILL APPRECIATE IT LATER .

lend a he;ping hand...and watch someone piss all over it...

...end of world...

...the world will end...but first it must begin...

NO MORE...WRITTEN...DECEMBER 2013

THE IRONY IS...TAKING AS MUCH AS WE CAN...LEAVES US WITH NOTHING .

...a human being...is not a target...

...juice of life...

life...what do we do with its juice ???

theology black out...

then there are those who change their theology...and , expect  you do too , right beside them...

...life...first take it for a test drive....

DRIVE BY...WRITTEN...DECEMBER 2013

I TOLD A FRIEND OF MINE THAT THIS FELLOW...WHO I POINTED OUT... WAS GOING TO ATTEMPT TO ROB HIS BROTHER...WE FOLLOWED HIM AND , SURE ENOUGH...THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED .

WAS HE CURIOUS HOW I FIGURED THIS OUT ??? NOPE...ONLY THOSE WITH EYES CAN SEE .

...moses...

moses had it all figured out...''fuck this...i am out of here''...

...yeti...

god made the yeti...and its favourite food is spaghetti...

...jesus and big foot...

...i have seen more BIGFOOT movies than JESUS...

UNION MAN...WRITTEN...DECEMBER 2013

WE WORSHIP THE GOD THAT FITS INTO OUR FUCKED-UP-NESS .

...life...

life...a science perpetuated by thumbs stuff...

...right here...

...so far away...it happened...right here...

mr . rogers...yes...

...the universe...just add flower...

...the crap...

...you will be as big in heaven...as you are down here...just without the crap...

...shit pile...

...it happened at the shit pile...by the side of the road...

...lifeology...

lifeology...the science of eating shit...

seen it...

...it happened...and people saw it...

...yellow duck...

...my girlfriend gave me this yellow duck...i blackmailed her...

Flarmology: ...sea monsters...

Flarmology: ...sea monsters...: sea monsters...do not get in the way of their erection...or their breath...

...sea monsters...

sea monsters...do not get in the way of their erection...or their breath...

Flarmology: ...3 blind mice...

Flarmology: ...3 blind mice...: ...three blind mice...which one was not getting any ???

...3 blind mice...

...three blind mice...which one was not getting any ???

...hole...

...life...it is looking for a perfect hole...

...sexual preference...

...maybe CONFUSION...is your sexual preference...

...life accumulates...

...life accumulates...one way or another...

...religion and heaven...

religion will never keep you out of heaven...but it can come close...

...wounded...

...wounded...and licking it off the floor...

...balls...

...testicles find their way through the universe...

Flarmology: ...tit...second...

Flarmology: ...tit...second...: take a second...and suck its tit...

never...

...never underestimate...your overestimation...

...life...

life...it roams like BIG FOOT...

...giant crabs...

...life...are the giant crabs real ???

...duck --a-lee...duck duck...

...good morning , sunshine...and fuck - a - lee duck duck to you...

Flarmology: ...love...

Flarmology: ...love...: ...love...rub it on good...

...love...

...love...rub it on good...

Flarmology: ...smart,,,stupid...

Flarmology: ...smart,,,stupid...: ...never let them know how smart...stupid...you are...

...smart,,,stupid...

...never let them know how smart...stupid...you are...

Flarmology: ...dick...

Flarmology: ...dick...: ...a dick by any other name...still has magical powers...

...dick...

...a dick by any other name...still has magical powers...

little lamb...

... had a little lamb...and the lamb had a big cock...

...troubled water...

make sure tour troubled water...is not too troubled...

hole...

every hole can be a peak hole...if you let it...

...vision...

...on the way to the pervert shop...i had a vision...

Flarmology: Flarmology: ...FUCK...

Flarmology: Flarmology: ...FUCK...: Flarmology: ...FUCK... : ...as in...'' i never knew how fucking tired you can get of someone'' ...

Flarmology: ...FUCK...

Flarmology: ...FUCK...: ...as in...'' i never knew how fucking tired you can get of someone'' ...

...FUCK...

...as in...'' i never knew how fucking tired you can get of someone'' ...

...love changes...

...love changes people...once in a while...

Flarmology: ...the journey...

Flarmology: ...the journey...: ...the journey speaks for itself...

...the journey...

...the journey speaks for itself...

...GOD...fighting...

god fighting with you could be the greatest thing that ever happens to you...

ass hole...

ass hole ass hole...you look better with your pants up...

Flarmology: Flarmology: ...there is what you are meant to be.....

Flarmology: Flarmology: ...there is what you are meant to be.....: Flarmology: ...there is what you are meant to be...and what yo... : ...there is what you are meant to be...and what you become... ...wow.....

Flarmology: ...there is what you are meant to be...and what yo...

Flarmology: ...there is what you are meant to be...and what yo...: ...there is what you are meant to be...and what you become... ...wow...

...there is what you are meant to be...and what you become...

...wow...

...love conquers...

...love conquers all...but it will just as easily piss off and go home...

...ass hole song...

...why don't you give up being an ass hole ???

...why don't you give up being a prick ??? 

...why don't you give up being a useless mother fucker ???

...your daughter is going to bed now 

...go upstairs and tuck her 

...why don't you give you being a dick ??? 

...potatoes...

...firstly...i did not say your religion sucks...i said..'' pass the potatoes ''...

...tit...second...

take a second...and suck its tit...

...shirklock...holms...

...sherlock holms...had a big dick...

...life...feed it...

...life...feed it twice a day...

...what the world needs is poodles...oodles and oodles of poodles...

life...will fuck a lee duck- duck you...through the end of a straw...

...ode to a poodle...

...you change your mind from poodle to spaniel...and you expect everyone to follow...

LOOKOUT JOE...WRITTEN...DECEMBER 2013

I ASKED GOD FOR DIRECTION...HE TOLD ME TO HELP AN OLD LADY ACROSS THE STREET .

LIFE IS ABOUT THE LITTLE THINGS...AND THE BIG THINGS JUST NATURALLY HAPPEN .

...fucked up...it needs flowers...

...the story of TURBO...

TURBO...he knew all kinds of shit .

...art form...

...peaking is an art form...

...shit shape...

...the shape of a poo...the shape of a heart...it is all life...

...pull of a penis...

...it began as just a pull of the penis...

...friends...

...make all your friends before you get rich...

...sex...

...it is not sex that is the problem...it is the people having sex that screw everything up...

...tennis / dying...

...it is all right to be dying...just do not play tennis like you are dying...

...love works best with a bladder...

...uni and the verse...

...flog it...fuck it...or be nice...

...love...

...love...holy shit...

...love the panther...

love...the panther...it pounces...and balls shrivel...

...what does not kill you...

...what does not kill you...can come fucking close...

...the bible...

THE BIBLE...used far more for heresy...than proving truth and stuff like that...

ode to a do nut...

...there , i saved the world...now give me my fucking do nut .

...to peak...

...to peak is an art form...

BORROWED TUNES...WRITTEN...DECEMBER 2013

THE DARKER THE SOUL...THE MORE WORK PUT INTO MAKING IT LOOK BEAUTIFUL .

...now it is time to fuck - alee duck duck...all over our left leg...

Flarmology: 10 MEN WORKING...WRITTEN...DECEMBER 2013

Flarmology: 10 MEN WORKING...WRITTEN...DECEMBER 2013: DID YOU EVER SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE...AND HAVE THEM TRY TO DESTROY YOURS ??? IT IS CALLED "RESTORING BALANCE" AND IT IS VERY COMM...

10 MEN WORKING...WRITTEN...DECEMBER 2013

DID YOU EVER SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE...AND HAVE THEM TRY TO DESTROY YOURS ??? IT IS CALLED "RESTORING BALANCE" AND IT IS VERY COMMON .

...smile...

it is not so bad that people want to screw you over...then issue is that they demand you smile during the process...

...as...

...as it happens...we chew...

Flarmology: ...indication...

Flarmology: ...indication...: ...the most important lessons...come at the end of your life...unless otherwise indicated...

...indication...

...the most important lessons...come at the end of your life...unless otherwise indicated...

Flarmology: Flarmology: MELLOW MY MIND...WRITTEN...JANUARY 301...

Flarmology: Flarmology: MELLOW MY MIND...WRITTEN...JANUARY 301...: Flarmology: MELLOW MY MIND...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014 : RELIGION PUTS A COAT OF PAINT ON SHIT...LOVE IS AWARE OF THE VALUE OF A SHOVEL .

Flarmology: Flarmology: MELLOW MY MIND...WRITTEN...JANUARY 301...

Flarmology: Flarmology: MELLOW MY MIND...WRITTEN...JANUARY 301...: Flarmology: MELLOW MY MIND...WRITTEN...JANUARY 3014 : RELIGION PUTS A COAT OF PAINT ON SHIT...LOVE IS AWARE OF THE VALUE OF A SHOVEL .

Flarmology: MELLOW MY MIND...WRITTEN...JANUARY 3014

Flarmology: MELLOW MY MIND...WRITTEN...JANUARY 3014: RELIGION PUTS A COAT OF PAINT ON SHIT...LOVE IS AWARE OF THE VALUE OF A SHOVEL .

MELLOW MY MIND...WRITTEN...JANUARY 3014

RELIGION PUTS A COAT OF PAINT ON SHIT...LOVE IS AWARE OF THE VALUE OF A SHOVEL .

Flarmology: ALMOST CUT MY HAIR...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

Flarmology: ALMOST CUT MY HAIR...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014: EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN UNIQUE RELIGION...THE WAY WE DRESS IS OFTEN A FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THIS ISN'T SO .

ALMOST CUT MY HAIR...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN UNIQUE RELIGION...THE WAY WE DRESS IS OFTEN A FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO CONVINCE PEOPLE THIS ISN'T SO .

Flarmology: THROUGH MY SAILS...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

Flarmology: THROUGH MY SAILS...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014: THE HUMBLE ARE NEVER REALLY LOST...THEY ARE JUST FOUND IN WAYS WE OFTEN DON'T UNDERSTAND .

...preacher...preacher...

...a good preacher is someone who says the crap you want to hear...

THROUGH MY SAILS...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

THE HUMBLE ARE NEVER REALLY LOST...THEY ARE JUST FOUND IN WAYS WE OFTEN DON'T UNDERSTAND .

??? believe ???

...when what you believe is not true...believe it harder...

Flarmology: STAR OF BETHLEHAM...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

Flarmology: STAR OF BETHLEHAM...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014: FIRST THEIR IS THE EXPERIENCE...THEN THE INTERPRETATION OF THE EXPERIENCE...THE TICK IS...HAVING  THESE LINE UP .

Flarmology: STAR OF BETHLEHAM...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

Flarmology: STAR OF BETHLEHAM...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014: FIRST THEIR IS THE EXPERIENCE...THEN THE INTERPRETATION OF THE EXPERIENCE...THE TICK IS...HAVING  THESE LINE UP .

STAR OF BETHLEHAM...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

FIRST THEIR IS THE EXPERIENCE...THEN THE INTERPRETATION OF THE EXPERIENCE...THE TICK IS...HAVING  THESE LINE UP .

LOST IN SPACE...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

SO YOU ARE 12 YEARS OLD AND YOUR BEST FRIEND WALKS IN YOUR BEDROOM AND YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH YOUR SISTER...QUESTION...WHAT SERIES OF FUCKED UP EVENTS LED YOU TO THIS PLACE ??? I MEAN...IT DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN...

...LIFE IS WEIRD .

Flarmology: ...big sky...little sky...

Flarmology: ...big sky...little sky...: ...my suspicion is...when you open THE TUNNEL...and amazing things pass through...somewhat non- amazing things can potentially pass through ...

...big sky...little sky...

...my suspicion is...when you open THE TUNNEL...and amazing things pass through...somewhat non- amazing things can potentially pass through aw well .

...turn of the card....

...one turn of the card...and good becomes bad...

jesus won...

i had a fist pounding contest in grade 12... jesus won...

...the truth about truth...

truth...it spreads for all to see...then keeps on keeping on...

Flarmology: ...100 percent sure...

Flarmology: ...100 percent sure...: ...i am 99 percent sure...you are 100 percent sure...THING IS...that one percent...opens the door for immeasurable possibilities...

...100 percent sure...

...i am 99 percent sure...you are 100 percent sure...THING IS...that one percent...opens the door for immeasurable possibilities...

Flarmology: ...departure...

Flarmology: ...departure...: ...i may not know my time of departure...but i can figure it out better than religion...

...departure...

...i may not know my time of departure...but i can figure it out better than religion...

Flarmology: ...connection...

Flarmology: ...connection...: life....it is all about connection....and nothing else...

...connection...

life....it is all about connection....and nothing else...

the art of hearing...

...in order to hear what someone says...you have to hear what they say...

I'M WONDERING...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

SOME PEOPLE CAN JUMP OVER A PILE OF SHIT...SOME CAN LAND RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE AND SUCCESSFULLY CONVINCE OTHERS THEY JUMPED OVER IT...SOME TAKE A BIG MOUTHFUL AND THEN SPRAY IT ALL OVER THEIR MOTHER IN LAW...THING IS...WHATEVER REALLY HAPPENED...HAPPENED...AND NOTHING CAN EVER CHANGE THAT.

life written...january 2014...

...keep on stroking the universe...until it works....

...poverty...

...i took a street person to lunch today...i completely forgot how rancid a human being can smell...

Flarmology: ...walking and something...

Flarmology: ...walking and something...: ...walking...a perfect metaphor for something...

...walking and something...

...walking...a perfect metaphor for something...

shit hole...

fill your hole with the right shit...sorta...

your cat...

...forces created the universe...the same that killed your cat...

Flarmology: masturbation and jesus...

Flarmology: masturbation and jesus...: ...masturbation saved me from doing some really stupid things...jesus saved me from everything else...

masturbation and jesus...

...masturbation saved me from doing some really stupid things...jesus saved me from everything else...

Flarmology: ...ass hole...

Flarmology: ...ass hole...: ...o . k . fine...i needed a new ass hole anyway...

...ass hole...

...o . k . fine...i needed a new ass hole anyway...

...pissing on people...

...earth...were being wrong and pissing on people...is a religion...

Flarmology: ...the gathering...

Flarmology: ...the gathering...: THE GATHERING...starts off small...and builds...stupid...

...the gathering...

THE GATHERING...starts off small...and builds...stupid...

Flarmology: ode to a tree...

Flarmology: ode to a tree...: ...the tree fell like no other...or did it ???

ode to a tree...

...the tree fell like no other...or did it ???

...lost...

lost , are you...i will show you lost...

...discovery and sex...

...discover BERMUDA...and your limitations...

...an orgasm speaks many languages...

LIKE AN INCA...WRITTEN...JANUARY 2014

WHAT FUCKS US UP ??? 10 % REAL...AND 90 % SHIT THAT WE ALLOW TO DOMINATE OUR SOULS .

...and so it was...

...and so it was...fuck off...

HAWKS AND DOVES...WRITTEN...NOV. / DEC. 2013

LOVE WILL GROW...EVEN IN THE DARKNESS...IT REPROCESSES AND REFORMS .

...perfect set - up...

...the perfect set - up...usually has nails in its wrists...

...high note...

...to those who matter...the universe ends on a high note...

skinny dipping...

skinny dipping...no matter how chubby you are...

...self...

you , by yourself...will collide with yourself...

ya think ???

my suspicion is...the power it takes to run a universe...is far greater than what we perceive going on...that is to say...there is a distinct possibility  that all we know about physics is all fucked up .

ya think ???

...the happening...

it happened because it didn't anywhere else...

your penis...

...your penis will find its own place in the universe...

...assumption...

...assumption , assumption...where is your gumption ???

...happiness...and being happy...

happiness is a warm puppy...that is happy...

...fucked up...

...a fucked up life is there because someone fucked it up...

pocket pussy....

life...it is all about POCKET  PUSSY...

...dead people...

...dead people have a strong voice...

...fart in the dark...

you say...FUCK YOU...but you won't say FUCK YOU...it is more like...PLEASE EXCUSE ME WHILE I FART IN THE DARK...

prejudice...

every coffee house needs coffee...and this is not prejudice...

...turning point...

you will know a TURNING POINT...by the way shit comes out of the ass .

OUT OF THE BLUE...NOV. / DEC. 2013

LOVE GROWS UPON PAIN...BUT ONLY ONCE AND A WHILE .

god...does he have a point ???

...lemons...

life...makes lemons by stroking the universe with stupid ideas...

...the line..

...i do not know where the line is...but it just may be in the middle of my ass...or the universe...

...screwing life...

you are lost...just because you screwed life in a particular way...

measure your dick...

...measure your life by your love not your dick...

POKAHONTIS...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2013

MILLIONS OF SONGS WRITTEN ABOUT LOVE...MOST PROVING THAT THE AUTHOR DOESN'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE OF WHAT HE IT TALKING ABOUT .

SUGAR MOUNTAIN...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2013

EVERYONE'S TRAIN IS DERAILED...VERY FEW PICK UP THEIR STUFF AND CARRY ON .

Flarmology: TELL MY WHY...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2013

Flarmology: TELL MY WHY...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2013: MOST DECISIONS ARE JUST DIGGING UP OUR PAST AND TRYING TO RESOLVE IT...OUR PAST IS TO ENLIGHTEN US...NOT DEFINE US .

TELL MY WHY...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2013

MOST DECISIONS ARE JUST DIGGING UP OUR PAST AND TRYING TO RESOLVE IT...OUR PAST IS TO ENLIGHTEN US...NOT DEFINE US .

...the moose...

has your life been worth living ??? just ask a moose !!!

...p lies...

...is your life dependant upon others believing your lies ???

...god...

...there is no reason for people to believe in GOD...but God will change all that...

...they...

...they...were not real people...

...all gone...

a drink of rum by the lake...'' fuck you'' and fires burning...it is all gone...

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT...NOV . / DEC. 2013

I  HEAR THESE TWO KIDS IN THIS COFFEE SHOP , TALKING...ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER..." I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT I ' M DOING"... I LIFT UP THIS PIECE OF PAPER IN FRONT OF ME...IT SAYS..." NOBODY CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THEY ARE DOING " .

NEXT TIME YOU LOOK ACROSS THE BAY...REMEMBER...GOD SEES ACROSS THE UNIVERSE .

da life...

da , life...one minute you are making love to a beautiful tramp...the next...being eaten by a yeti...

SILVER AND GOLD...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2013

WHY ARE WE MADE WEAK ??? TO REVEAL LOVE AND WHAT IT CAN DO .

LIFE IN THE CITY...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2013

WHATEVER YOU ARE LOOKING FOR...IT IS HARD TO FIND A GOOD ONE .

TIME SQUARE...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2013

THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS YOU HAVE TO SEE BEFORE YOUR LIFE IS COMPLETE...WHY THOSE THINGS ??? NOBODY KNOWS...YOU JUST DO .

...over and done...

...when it is over and done...you will see how wrong i am...and that your mother really is god...

invisible...

...if you are invisible...use it to expose yourself...

...nothing...

...it was nothing that first captured my attention...

alternative life style...

...its fine if you have the balls and brains to do it...

...oh , bother...

...why does it bother you that it don't bother me ???

godzilla...

say what you want about godzilla...he gives horrible blow jobs...

...the wind...

...the wind does not fuck around...

...the way it fell...

...that is the way it happened...so that's the way it fell...

1 9 8 3 ...

1983...i had this  ''t . shirt '' made up...it read...'' i love you because you are ''...
...wearing it on the street , they - the citizens -  replied ...'' because what '' ??? ''

dr , bimp...

...mr . bimp...stood up in bible college and said...he liked licking moist , hot , juicy...bingo cards...

...the fail...

...the best thing about the fair...was when the clown died...

...maybe...

...maybe , possibly...probably...

tasting turds...

...don't  taste turds...but get someone else to...

...small penis people...

...never underestimate the power of the small penis people...

...mustard...

...life...don't forget the mustard...

...reveal...

...when it comes time to reveal...hold your bird...

...don't forget to run...

...when you finally break free...don't forget to run...

...ass hole...

...the winter raged like an ass hole...

god...

god...a pile of knowledge...

what next ???

...now we have decided that there is no difference between a vicious blood bath and the road to health and healing...what next ???

...fucked up...

...it happened because it fucked up in reverse...

...those around you...

...those around you will make themselves known...

TRANSFORMER MAN...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2013

IT IS THE MODEL...BUT THE LOVE OR LACK OF LOVE BEHIND THE MODEL THAT MAKES IT WORK OR NOT .

...what next ???

...now that the world has lost its sense of humour...what next ???

...remember to forget...

...sometimes it is good to remember to forget...

...the shitter...

real life...sometimes it happens on the way to the shitter...

donut blues...

a donut is a sex toy...just like everything else...