...those who demand...

the ones that demand the most...give the least...

...fuck it...

...FUCK IT...in the nicest was possible...

THE SPIRIT OF FEAR...JAN . / FEB ...2013

FEAR IS LOVE...INSIDE OUT...DON'T DO IT .

...pass me the shovel...

...then jesus said...PASS ME THE SHOVEL .

BULLSHIT 101...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB...2003

SO THE BROWN BULLLSHIT EATERS...DECLARED WAR ON THE LIGHT BROWN BULLSHIT EATERS...JUSTICE WAS NEEDED .

MOUNTAINS...JAN . / FEB...2013

IF YOU CHASE A BUG...IT HAS FREE WILL...BUT ALWAYS DOES THE SAME FUCKING THING...KINDA MAKING HIS FREE WILL AN ILLUSION .

BOXOLOGY...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB...2013

THE MORE YOU CONTROL LOVE...THE MORE YOU FIND YOURSELF SPINNING AIMLESSLY ACROSS THE GALAXY .

...the yeti within...

...get in touch with the yeti within .

BAD FOR GOOD...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB...2013

WHY DON'T YOU GIVE UP BEING AN ASSHOLE /
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE UP BEING A PRICK /
WHO CARES IF YOU'RE A DRAG QUEEN /
THAT DON'T FUCK UP ANYTHING /
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE UP BEING A DICK 

FROM : "THE ASSHOLE SONG"...WRITTEN BY SCOTT COCHRANE AND STU STRANG

...mr . convincing...

what makes my balls tickle...is when someone does not understand the difference between a convincing and a non-convincing argument...( especially when they start foaming at the mouth ) .

NOT KNOWING THAT YOU HATE YOURSELF...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB... 2013

LOVE IS NOT BLIND...BUT BLINDNESS CERTAINLY IS .

...fear factor...

fear creates the opposite of its desired goals...

...know yourself...

...know yourself...or...no self...

WHICH WAS ARE YOU GOING...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB...2013

YOU KICK AT THE DIRT AND SECRETS ARE REVEALED FROM THE DUST...KICK AT THE CEMENT...AND BREAK YOUR FOOT...POINT...TRAVEL THE DIRT ROAD .

GO INSANE...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB...2013

RELIGION IS LIKE ICE CREAM...IT COMES IN MANY FLAVORS...ALL OF WHICH WILL GIVE YOU DIABETES .

...stone cold dead...

...what i find amusing...is when you pray for someone 's health..and they drop stone cold dead , right then and there .

...god created...

...god created...and even the bard parts were good parts...

KNOWING WHAT YOU ARE DOING...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB...2013

PEOPLE USUALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING...BUT SOMETIMES IT WORKS OUT ANYWAY...SO THEY CLAIM TO BE AN EXPERT AND WRITE A BOOK ABOUT IT .

trust-ology...

...don't trust weak people...or strong...or those fucking in between...

PIECES OF ME...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB...2013

IT IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND HUMANS...WHEN THEY KEEP ON CHANGING THEIR OWN RULES .

FOREVER...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB 2013

NOT ONLY IS LOVE ETERNAL...BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY YOUR PUBLIC INDECENCY FINES .

trust...and shit like that...

if someone demands  you trust them...guess what ??? you can't .

VICTORY...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB . 2013

WHEN WHO YOU ARE...IS WHO YOU ARE ACTING LIKE...YOUR WORLD COMES TOGETHER .

truthiness...

when truth gravitates to a lie...shit will happen .

AFTER THE PAIN...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB...2013

...if you forgot to wipe your ass...you probably forgot a lot of other things .

...pie...

...and on the seventh day...god created pie...

...pies...

...a fine time you picked to start talking to rhubarb pies...

TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WELL...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB...2013

MOST SPEND THEIR LIVES SCREWING EVERYTHING...THEN FUCKING THE TRUTH .

SASQUATCH COUNTRY

...is a really amazing book about an ape and his penis...READ TODAY...

APPLES AND CHERRIES...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB...2013

I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I ROAD A BIKE...BUT NOT THE FIRST TIME I FLUSHED THE TOILET...QUESTION...WHAT MAKES THINGS MYSTIC AND WONDERFUL...AND HOW DO WE TAP INTO ITS POWER ???

FORTIFIED...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB...2013

THE STREAM OF LOVE CAN FORTIFY YOU FOREVER...CHOOSE THE WRONG STREAM...YOU WILL YOU WILL PROBABLY BE EATEN BY GIANT TURTLES .

...a demand...

a demand...is a cluster fuck...

pissing contest...

it happened on a winter's pissing contest...

FEARFULLY AND WONDERFULLY MADE...WRITTEN...JAN ./ FEB...2013

IF YOU BRED IT TO YOUR SPECIFIC SPECIFICATIONS...DO NOT BE SURPRISED IF IT IS UGLY AND BITES .

...drive...

love...let it teach you how to drive...it even works on the blind .

THE COVER-UP IS WORSE THAN THE CRIME...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013

EVERYONE FUCKS UP...THE QUESTION IS...HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO IT ???

someday love...

will love someday be seen as an experiment that got all fucked up ???

STOOKY...i

...is the name of my alter - ego .

MONEY...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013

RICH PEOPLE VIRTUALLY ALWAYS BELIEVE THAT , BY VIRTUE OF BEING RICH...THEY HAVE EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE...BEY YA A MILLION DOLLARS THIS ISN'T TRUE .

BALANCE-OLOGY...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013

SUCK ON THE TIT OF LOVE AND FIND PERSPECTIVE .

PERFECT...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013

THE ONLY REAL PERFECT...IS PERFECTLY HUMBLE .

...glitters...

all that glitters...does not glitter a fucking bit...if you are too stupid to see it .

PRIDE OPPOSED TO LOVE...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013

IT IS AMAZING WHAT YOU CAN  BUILD ON A PILE OF SHIT...IF YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT ...

( PUT YOUR MIND TO BUILDING , THAT IS...NOT SHIT ).

...fucking up...

...does it bother you that your theology...fucked everything up ???

COLD , COLD WORLD...WRITTEN...JAN...2013

WHY ARE WE HERE ??? WELL , JESUS SAID THAT THIS IS NOT HIS KINGDOM...SO IT CERTAINLY ISN'T TO PAY PROPERTY TAX .

...resist life...

...resist life...and fuck it up .

...the biggest universe...

...the biggest universe...wins...

...it happened...

...it happened because love made room for it .

BETTER DEAL...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013

FOCUS YOURSELF ON A "BETTER DEAL"...AND IT WON'T BE .

2 REASONS WHY WE LOVE...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013

A MIRACLE COMPELS US IN LOVES DIRECTION...OUR CIRCUMSTANCES COMPEL US TO LOVE .

TREAD LIGHTLY...JAN . 2013

IT IS NOT THAT HUMANS DON'T NURTURE AND EMBRACE...IT IS THAT WE NURTURE AND EMBRACE SHITTY THINGS .

...everything...

everything happens...so everything else...won't .

...bullshit...

is it just me...or do you take all bullshit as truth...and all truth as bullshit...

...just curious .

...theology...

...almost every time...people's theology is more about them than it is GOD .

shit / hair...

remember...before you throw shit at someone...it sticks in hair .

...the universe...

...so say the universe isn't real...what the fuck do you do for fun then ???

...'' seeing is believing "...

...seeing may be believing...but it may also increase your scepticism .

...the erection...

an erection is only as good as it is hard .

crows and god..

...if you read the bible carefully...you will discover what jesus really liked...were crows .

FALLEN TO EARTH...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013

LADIES...BEFORE YOU DISCARD YOUR MAN...REMEMBER...EVEN SHIT HAS A USE IN THIS WORLD .

FOLLOW...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013

HUMILITY MAKES FOR A GREAT BLOW JOB .

...an angel...

... it is one thing to see an angel...it is another to beat one in checkers...

...good decisions...

most good decisions...are made from average people...being pushed in that general direction .

THE question...

ask yourself this question...will it hurt anyone ???

emotional retardation...

...first sign of emotional retardation...saying things you do not really believe...

...death...

DEATH...this is the big one , boys !!!

testosterone...

testosterone...because wars are no good without it .

the duck...

life is the force that places your duck in the wrong hand .

...yeti anxiety...

...there is nothing that a sasquatch hates...any more than a yeti .

...let it happen...

...if you do not let it happen...then it may rake another million years to come around .

...wacking off...

...and his tombstone read...JUST LET ME WACK OFF ONE MORE TIME .

...an ode an ugly yeti...

that is one fucking ugly yeti !!!