pocket pussy...

...so you wore out your pocket pussy...did you really think that god wanted you to buy a cheap pocket pussy ???

GATES OF HELL...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013

THIS COUPLE GOT A FREE TRIP AROUND THE SOLAR SYSTEM...AND ALL THEY COULD TALK ABOUT WHEN THEY GOT BACK...WAS ONE FUCKING SANDWICH .

DESIRE-OLOGY...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013

CHURCH WILL DEFINE YOU BY YOUR SEXUAL PREFERENCE...SO HIRE A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR TO DIG UP SOME SHIT ON THE REVEREND...AND YOU SHOULD BE FINE .

...some people shoot justice into a rubber .

CHOOSING YOUR FAVORITE HOCKEY TEAM...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013

MAKE SURE THAT WHEN THEY BRAINWASH YOU...IT IS NOT WITH DIRTY WATER .

...follow...

...it happened so something else could follow...

...believe...roll in shit...

...i once knew this guy named ROLLIN SHIT...his best friend was...BONNICAL BUNX .

...the big game...

life is a process of learning to have a crap before the BIG GAME .

dogs...with a silent '' p '' ...

...i have only been in love twice...not including dogs .

...northern lights...

...i went to the YUKON to see the northern lights...but big foot was blocking the view .

impressive...

...living to impress others...is not very impressive .

...the universe...

the universe...every second a revelation...

religion...

everyone has their own religion...most try to hide it .

...throwing shit...

throwing shit at someone...is just another was to say...I LOVE YOU .

...life...

life...do not fuck it up...

oh , death...death , death , etc .

...i would rather die a few years too soon than a few years too late .

...the invasion...

the invasion began...the day after some  idiot raped an alien in his back yard...while he was picking wild strawberries .

non - moon...

...my favourite poems are about the moon...and how it doesn't really exist .

...farts...

...farts are not '' the wind of change "...

...people...

people...their main purpose...getting in the way .

...stage to stage...

we are supposed to go STAGE TO STAGE...filling up with what we need......emptying out...of what we do not...and heading for the next .

silly shit...

sooner or later , most people discover the exact same thing...god is concerned only about  the stupid silly crap that they are concerned about .

...old days...

...in the OLD DAYS...when kids ran away from monsters...they would shut the fuck up .

...enjoy a shit...

... a shit..make up for all those mediocre pisses...

...people dying...

...so many people in life...GONE...life...it is THE GONE SHOW .

...we move...

things happen as a result of other things happening...nothing moves on its own .

...abuse...

...abuse is not a trust building exercise .

...abuse...

...'' abuse is not a trust building exercise ''.

...the Vatican...

the VATICAN has only one city...and it is not .

HOW TO WRITE A SERMON...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013

LOVE WILL LEAD YOU INTO ALL TRUTH...ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T BLOW IT UP .

JOY IS CONNECTION...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013

THE PROBLEM WITH REAL IS...IT IS JUST SO MUCH EASIER TO SIT THERE , SCRATCH YOUR BALLS...AND BULLSHIT LIKE THE WIND...THING IS...THE WIND IS BLOWING BACK RIGHT IN YOUR FACE .

...cosmic bet...

...was it all created on a bet ???

HOW GREAT THOU ART....WRITTEN...JAN . 2013

HOW GREAT THOU ART...OR ARE NOT...DEPENDS ON YOU , REALLY .

DAZED AND CONFUSED...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013

AS DOES LOVE MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND...SO SCREWING SOMEONE TO GET BACK AT THEIR MOTHER...BRINGS IT TO A COMPLETE HALT .

...youth is wasted...

youth is wasted...on kids that can't afford a good prostitute .

TRASH...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2012

WHY ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE USUALLY TREATED LIKE TRASH ??? SIMPLE...IN ACTUALITY...THEY ARE FROM A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE .

CONTEXT...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2012

IF YOU THINK YOU ONLY NEED ONE % OF THE INFORMATION TO MAKE A  CLEAR DECISION...YOU TRULY ARE A GENIUS...OR DELUDED...ONE OF THE TWO .

...the world...

...the world...it all happened while we were making other plans .

THE GOOD , THE BAD , THE UGLY...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2012

WE ALL EAT SHIT...IT IS THE HUMBLE WHO COME AROUND AND SAY..." OH , MY GOD...I'M EATING SHIT!!! " ...AND THE PROUD WILL SAY..." NO YOU ARE NOT...FUCK OFF !!! " .

true story...

...so i pray...'' dear lord...give me a safe ride ''...BANG !!! right into the side of my truck...blown like a cheap prostitute , i was...SMASH - A - ROONO .

THE GARDEN OF SLUTS...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2012

SOME PEOPLE FUCK...OTHERS MAKE LOVE...ONE OFFERS MORE POSSIBILITIES THAN THE OTHER...NEITHER MAKES YOU A BAD PERSON .

hearts...nov . / dec .2012

the donkey of delusion is sucked in the tug boat of despair...by the river of regret .

...trolls...

just because a troll sleeps under a bridge...does not mean it is not a fucked up thing to do .

runaway train...

...courses change as a result of something really fucked up .

...science fiction...

...things happening in outer space...that usually happen down here...is not science fiction .

...janet earth...

...we called it PLANET EARTH...because JANET EARTH...was already taken .

balls and pleasure...

...your balls are not there to give you pleasure...they are there to give you super pleasure .

FRIENDS...WRITTEN...NOV ./ DEC . 2012

YOUR LOVE IS YOUR RESPONSE TO ALL LIVING THINGS .

keep on...

...keep on nothin '

god...with a small...'' p ''...

...your neurosis is not your god...

...walk away...

...so i told you that you couldn't take criticism...and you walked away .

space travel...

...travel space far enough...and you will end up back here .

...trust...

...the thing is...just about everyone...is trusting the wrong person .

CLOUDS...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2012

WHEN THE CLOUDS DISAPPEAR...WHAT ARE YOU HOLDING ??? AND WHY ARE YOU HOLDING IT ???

...lets fuck...

in retrospect...LETS FUCK...turned out to not be a good name for the country

...moon duck...

if you look closely at the apollo moon landing...you will see a duck jumping around and dancing just behind neil armstrong's left shoulder .

BLESSED...NOV . / DEC . 2012

I WAS IN PRAYER CONCERNING MY SUMMER AND WHAT I SHOULD DO...I ASKED GOD  , RATHER POLITELY...IF I SHOULD VISIT THIS PARTICULAR CAMP...IMMEDIATELY...I HEAR THE VOICES OF EIGHT OR 10 PEOPLE OUTSIDE MY WINDOW...IT WAS THE CAMP SUMMER WORKERS...INVITING ME TO VISIT IN THE FOLLOWING WEEKS .

I WENT .

THE BEAUTY OF WEAKNESS...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2012

AS FAR AS I CAN TELL...BEING STRONG SIMPLY MEANS THAT YOU HAVE THE CAPACITY TO BULLSHIT...SO EMBRACE YOUR WEAKNESS .

...the loch ness monster...

it does not matter if we believe in the loch ness monster...what matters is that he believes in himself .

...shut the fuck up...

SHUT THE FUCK UP...AND DISCOVER...

the loop of life...

the loop of life...is nothing more than a piece of plastic...upon a dogs tail .

ANGER-OLOGY...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2012

BECOMING ANGRY AND AGGRESSIVE IS ONE WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT...JERKING-OFF SEEMS A LITTLE BIT MORE REASONABLE , HOWEVER . 

HOT SPACE...WRITTEN....NOV . / DEC . 2012

IT TOOK MILLIONS OF YEARS TO GET OUR ASS OUT OF THE OCEAN...AND IT WILL PROBABLY TAKE MILLIONS MORE TO GET OUR HEAD OUT OF OUR ASS .

...the peace train...

...it is ironic to drive THE PEACE TRAIN...up someone's ass .

...fucking with love...

...love...do not fuck with it .

...boy band...

...the thing i  did not like about being in a '' boy band ''...was spinning around and shitting my pants at the same time .

...the poodle...

a poodle by any other name...still has a good time licking its crotch .

...love has...

love has perfect aim...we can hardly hit the toilet bowl .

...the universe...

...the universe is a pick pocket .

...universe...

...every universe has an ass hole .

...your penis...

...your penis is like a gene...rub it...

DOWN IN THE HOLE...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2012

BEFORE YOU CHALLENGE THE INTEGRITY OF OUR PLANET...WAIT 10 MILLION YEARS AND SEE IF IT DEVELOPS ANY .

shit and turd...

every shit needs a turd to bounce ideas off  of .

...god never lies...

GOD NEVER LIES...and i hope he is not bull shitting me .

CONTRAST...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2012

THOSE WHO UNDERSTAND LOVE...HAVE BEEN GIVEN IT...THOSE WHO FOLLOW THE STARS IN THE SUMMER SKY...HAVE BEEN TAUGHT .

quality control...

when love gets...'' quality control "...it goes to shit .

REALITY OF LOVE...WRITTEN NOV . / DEC . 2012

LOVE IS THE BASIS AND FOUNDATION OF EVERYTHING...MEANWHILE , THE EVANGELIST DISAPPEARS IN A PUFF OF SMOKE .