REAL LOVE...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2012

LOOK UP IN THE NIGHT SKY...IT IS KINDA GETTING A GLIMPSE OF LOVE...YOU KNOW...SPINNING INTO INFINITY AND TOO LARGE TO COMPREHEND...OUR MAPS OF LOVE...DOCTRINES AND SUCH...WILL PROVE TO BE RIDICULOUS...IF THEY ARE NOT ALREADY .

the big ejaculation...

...then there is the ejaculation we refer to as the creation of the universe...

pocket pussy...

...don't let your relationship or your pocket pussy fall apart .

...love...

...love actually travels faster than light .

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO UG...WRITTEN...NAV . / DEC . 2012

THE WISEST CAVEMAN WAS THE ONE WHO COULD FUCK YOU UP WITH HIS CLUB THE BEST.

games get bigger...

...the games get bigger...but the heart remains the same .

...suck it up...

...some scars will never heal...baby...

...fuck around...

...just because someone has no fingers...does not mean they do not fuck around .

OH , YEA HYPOCRITE...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2012

...judgement is overcompensating for making a big pile of shit .

mystery , the dog...

...an old man sat on a bench with a dog...and the dog's name was MYSTERY .

TRUTH WITHOUT LOVE...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2012

TRUTH WITHOUT LOVE...IS A STRAWBERRY WITH NO JUICE .

...make life hard...

...life...get an erection and make it harder on yourself .

...the lips of life...

don't confuse the teeth of life...with the lips of life .

love and the drumstick...

love...do not choke on the drumstick .

...stupid...

...there is always a reason for everything...and usually the reason is... being STUPID .

SEX IN THE 80'S...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

THE PEOPLE IN CHURCH ASKED ME TO TAKE A RIDE UPON THEIR NON-SEXUAL ZEBRA...HE THREW ME AND I LANDED ON MY HEAD .

ISSUES...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

THE THING ABOUT BEING A MINISTER...IS THAT MANY IN YOUR CONGREGATION WILL PRETEND YOU ARE THE PARENT THEY ALWAYS HATED AND WANTED TO FUCK OVER...AND THEN PROCEED TO DO SO .

IN SPORTS...BOSTON THREE , MONTREAL NO SCORE .

THE STORY OF SELF...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

WHY DID WE THINK THE SUN WAS THE CENTER OF EVERYTHING ??? SAME REASON WE THINK WE ARE .

WHY GOOD PEOPLE ARE LAZY...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV .2012

'' LOVE SHOULD BE ITS OWN REWARD ''...AND WHO IN THE FUCK WILL GET OUT OF BED FOR THAT ???

SWEET MEMORIES...OCT . / NOW . 2012

EATING PEANUT BUTTER OFF TENDER YOUNG BREASTS...IS SO MUCH MORE WONDERFUL WHEN SHARED WITH GOD .

life...done right...

life...done right...only grows stronger .

SWEET MEMORIES...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

OUR MEMORIES WILL WRITE THEMSELVES...NOT BY THE EVENT BUT BY THE AMOUNT OF LOVE PRESENT AT THE EVENT .

GUNSLINGER...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

MOST OF GERMANY SUPPORTED HITLER...AND THEY PROBABLY WOULD HAVE CUT OFF HIS PENIS IF HE ATTEMPTED TO TURN THE COUNTRY ONTO LOVE .

MY POINT ??? HUMAN NATURE...DEAL WITH IT !!!

GOSPEL OF OFFENCE...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

WHY DOES EVERYTHING OFFEND THE RELIGIOUS ??? EASY...THE BEST DEFENSE IS A GOOD OFFENCE...THE MORE THEY SCREAM AND POINT...THE MORE GUILTY THEY ARE .

GOOD THINGS...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

TASTE , TOUCH , EXPLORE , CONNECT...AND IF SOMEONE GIVES YOU SHIT...TURN THE OTHER ASS CHEEK .

STEP BY STEP...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2012

IN LOVE...THERE IS NO LAW...JUST A CURRENT THAT LEADS YOU BACK TO YOURSELF .

heterosexuality...

heterosexuality...one of god's funny moments...

BADGES...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

LOVE IS FREE...FREE IS THE SPIRIT...YET IT TAKES A MASTER CHEF TO BLEND THESE THINGS TOGETHER .

LAST PIECE OF CHICKEN...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

INTELLECTUALS ARE A DIME A DOZEN...AND THE SPIRITUALITY OF MOST...IS CLOSER TO VOODOO WORSHIP THAN LOVE , ACCEPTANCE AND FORGIVENESS...POINT BEING...THE EMPLOYMENT OF THE HEART , MIND AND SOUL...TOGETHER...IS A WONDERFUL AND VERY RARE THING .

THE IDIOT...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

I USED TO WALK MY INVISIBLE DOG THROUGH THE PARK...IT DIDN'T BOTHER ME THAT SOME PEOPLE WERE PISSED OFF...BUT WHAT DID BOTHER ME WAS THAT I WAS REASONABLY SURE THAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW WHY .

SPEAKING IN TONGUES...OCT . / NOV . 2012

EVERYTHING YOU SEE CRIES OUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOU .

TEST-OLOGY...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

HOW MANY DISCERN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SOMETHING BEING WRONG...AND BEING TOLD SOMETHING IS WRONG ??? AND , MORE IMPORTANTLY...HOW MANY GIVE A SHIT ???

ENOUGH...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

THE LESS SOMEONE KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT...THE LONGER THEIR BOOK IS GOING TO BE .

testicles of the universe...

have you ever travelled to the testicles of the universe ???

my guess is that aliens are...

my guess is that aliens are mildly amused by us...but they really don't give a screw .

rats and god...

god promised me another way...then he  infested my house with rats .

ALL MY LIFE IS A CIRCLE...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SOMEONE BECOMING HUMAN...AND NOT ??? LAZINESS , FEAR , PRESSURE , RELIGION , UPBRINGING .

...life...

life...may the chocolate bar of life be not be filled with poop corn .

johnny fuck...

someone asked me what my favourite group is...i like...JOHNNY FUCK AND THE UPS .

...god 's garbage dump...

did you ever consider that EARTH may be GOD ' S GARBAGE DUMP ???

...the monkey of your soul...

the monkey of your soul...has itchy balls .

WHO ARE YOU...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

IT IS NOT A MATTER OF BEING COVERED WITH SHIT...IT IS HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH IT AFTER IT HAPPENS .

SECRET-OLOGY...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

THE PROCESS OF GOING FROM DROWNING SOMEONE TO THINKING YOU SAVED THEIR LIFE...IS GIVEN AN ENTIRE CHAPTER IN THE ANNALS OF HELL .

STRIVING FOR PERFECTION...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

NO MATTER HOW BEAUTIFUL THE BOWL...THE HOUNDS OF HELL STILL PISS IN IT FROM TIME TO TIME.

...the titanic...

...no one survived THE TITANIC...or anything else , for that matter .

"BLESSED ARE THE PURE"...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012

"BLESSED ARE THE PURE"...YOU KNOW...BESIDES THE FACT THEY WILL BE EATEN BY CANNIBALS .

...two pieces .

understanding the load you carry...cuts the weight into two equal pieces .

...as the day flew...

...the day flew...yet had no wings .

...love is cheap...

love is cheap...but the stamps cost one billion dollars .

Flarmology: PASS IT ON...WRITTEN OCT . 2012

Flarmology: PASS IT ON...WRITTEN OCT . 2012: IS OUR INTERACTION WITH LIFE...MAKING LOVE , MOLESTING...MUTILATING...WHAT EXACTLY IS IT ???

PASS IT ON...WRITTEN OCT . 2012

IS OUR INTERACTION WITH LIFE...MAKING LOVE , MOLESTING...MUTILATING...WHAT EXACTLY IS IT ???

Flarmology: THE SPIRIT GROWS...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012

Flarmology: THE SPIRIT GROWS...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012: OUR MINDS ARE LIKE MOUSE TRAPS...WITH VERY LITTLE TRAP AND MANY MICE .

THE SPIRIT GROWS...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012

OUR MINDS ARE LIKE MOUSE TRAPS...WITH VERY LITTLE TRAP AND MANY MICE .

repression...

...repress anything...watch it repress you back 10 times over .

SEEING THINGS FOR THE FIRST TIME...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012

IF I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT THINGS THAT WAY...THEN WHAT IS THE FUCKING WAY ???

THE SWITCH...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012

TAME YOUR EMOTIONS...DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EXTINGUISH THEM .

how many ???

how many people died because they wanted to ejaculate before the hurricane started ???

...mother fucker...

...just because...mother fucker .

...going to shit...

it all goes to shit...when you don't know it is going to shit .

fucked up...

remember...FUCKED UP...may be your best friend .

POSITIONS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012

THE MORE BEAUTIFUL THE MOTIVATION...THE MORE IT MAKES PEOPLE FEEL UNSETTLED .

...humanity...

...as the erection grows...humanity fades into nothingness .

...it happens...

...it happens when you sneeze .

you fucking ass hole...

YOU FUCKING ASS HOLE...just might mean I LOVE YOU .

...sex is best...

SEX IS BEST ON THE MOON .

THE ART OF SKINNY DIPPING...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012

CONNECTION IS ONLY FOR THE TRUE LOVES , THE BRAVE...AND THOSE TOO STUPID TO KNOW WHAT THEY ARE GETTING INTO .

THE PRESENT...WRITTEN...OCT. 2012

THE PRESENT...LEARNS FROM THE PAST...AND WATERS THE FUTURE...EITHER THAT OR SMASHES YOU LIKE A RELIGIOUS ZEALOT .

...and god said...'' let there be...whatever ''...and then things went on .

...it happened...

...it happened...so other things would not .

...they...

...if they were not out to get you before...they sure as fuck are now .

...never do it...

if by...'' i will never do it...'' you mean you would do it in a second...then i guess you would never do it .

THE ART OF JERKING OFF...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012

FOR THE MOST PART...GOD MADE EVERYTHING REASONABLY SIMPLE...IF IT SUDDENLY GETS COMPLICATED...THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE SOMEONE IS FUCKING YOU AROUND .

gathering...

someday i will get a bucket...and gather all the love .

...naughty bits...

it started with the ants...having infections in their naughty bits .

sex and life...

as life unfolds...do not glorify...nor repress...SEXUALITY .

penis perspective...

keep your dick and your attitude in perspective .

NUDE MODELING WITH A GUN

WHY DID THEY DRAW ME WITH TITS ??? BEHIND EVERY ACTION IS THE REAL MOTIVE...AND IT USUALLY REMAINS HIDDEN .

SKINNY DIPPING BLUES

BY CHOOSING NOT TO LOVE OURSELVES...WE CHOOSE NOT TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT OURSELVES , EITHER...WHICH LEAVES YOU IN SEXUAL AND EMOTIONAL ISOLATION , AMONG OTHER THINGS .

life...things change...

life...things change when you actually live it .

...the hurting...

you are going to hurt people...it just happens .

...tolerance...

back in the old days...tolerance was something your cat would piss on when you went to the store to get a loaf of bread .

...simple plan...

...life has a simple plan...that we often make very complicated .

SELF HATE BLUES...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012

SOONER OR LATER YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT WHO YOU ARE...SURROUNDS YOU .

there it was...

there it was...nothing !!!

THE ART OF SEEING...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012

THE FALL OF MAN...AND HIS VISION GOT THE WORST OF IT...NEXT TIME YOU LOOK AROUND...FIRST TAKE FIVE STEPS FORWARD AND LEAVE YOURSELF BEHIND .