...bullshit...

the weirdest thing about BULLSHIT...is you can't find it in a discount store .

...the universe...

the universe happened over a spilt second...then it took billions of years to answer its own questions .

...learn...

...learn how it works...and adjust your penis appropriately...

KNOWING YOURSELF...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012

AT LEAST ONE PERSON SHOULD KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU...THERE IS SUPERNATURAL POWER IN RELATIONSHIP .

the survivor...

...the only survivor is dead .

believe me...

believe me when i say...that is unbelievable .

...tender is the fight...

god sure knows how to play rough...and with such tenderness .

ARE YOU EXPERIENCED ??? WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012

LIFE IS AN INTERPRETATION OF WHAT WE THINK AND FEEL...AND IT IS PERPETUALLY GETTING BETTER OR WORSE .

...god bless you...

...god bless you...signed...THE COUNT .

second guess life...

don'r second guess life...or any other whore .

love...rub it...

LOVE...rub it on your corn chips .

Flarmology: love wacks off...

Flarmology: love wacks off...: ...love wacks off to its own rhythm...

love wacks off...

...love wacks off to its own rhythm...

...rhe universe...

...the universe is not what you think it is...but it maybe what you think it is .

...the world....

...the world has lost its sense of humour...and that ain't funny .

hold on...

hold onto your heart...your dick...and your integrity .

don't spook the horse...

eat the grass before it dries up...or something like that .

sex lub...

when you oil the door to your heart...use sex lubrication .

everything is beautiful...

everything is beautiful...and so is everything else .

...get in the way...

...truth...it gets in the way...while it makes a very clear path...

...stoned...

if you visit THE WIZARD OF OZZ...do it stoned .

dying...just embrace it like a squirrel...

dying...sucking life like a tit .

love and your nose...

love takes you by the nose...but in a nice way .

...the beast...

there is a beast...and he plays with his dick , too .

...'' better deal ''...

...the thing about looking for a '' better deal ''...is  that it almost always is a lesser deal .

...maybe your heart...

...maybe your heart should growth teeth .

...dancing rocks...

dancing rocks...they found them on the moon,,,they must mean something .

...life...

LIFE...GET UN - FUCK - ILY - DUCKILY  .

...expections...

what is the good of being born...if there are no unnatural expectations upon you .

shaved fish...

a shaved werewolf...is still a trout...if you are as fucked up as the average .

...ignoring shit...

ignoring shit...can become an art form .

...good ideas...

...a ''good idea'' prances through the valley of life...like a drunken deer .

sucking yourself...

super - hero's happen...when people forget how to suck themselves .

...truth...

truth...now available  in tropical smell brown .

...love never ends...

love...eternity...truth...fried chicken...all will never end .

safely...

i would like to live in a place where you could go to sleep with your door unlocked...and not just because you are stupid .

...what is good...

if it is good...it will produce what is good .

perverts and aliens...

...not all aliens are perverts...and not all perverts are aliens .

life's belief...

life presents the perfect opportunity to develop a firm disbelief in aliens .

...pissed on your fence...

have you pissed on your fence today .

suck my rodan...

...godzilla can suck my rodan...

...a troll...

a troll makes love...like a troll is .

...fuck the cake...

fuck the cake...lets just eat the eggs .

...kindness...

kindness...don't throw it under the bus .

yes...

...yes...but do you mean it ???

make sure...

make sure your reality...is .

...moses...

moses did his best work when he was stoned...think about it .

...time...

time...cook it in fudge .

stars and fucking things up...

...for every star in the sky...there is a way to fuck things up .

control...

'' control...is a taker...and a whore .

control is...

control is nurturing gone fucked up .

...the turtle...

the turtle...our planets untapped potential .

...turtles...

it doesn't matter if turtles run the planet...what matters is that they are friendly .

...love needs...

love needs more glue...if not for healing...for sniffing .

...the trout of love...

we fish for the trout of love...down the river if lust...on the far side of the lake of insanity .

...just because...

...just because it is seen that way...does not mean it is .

...as...

...as it happens...it may or may not be .

...love walks...

...love walks on many legs...some of which have feet attached .

great love songs...

drop dead means i love you...so b baby won't you drop dead and die .

mr . obvious...

your personhood can be revealed...with the turn of a head...with an itch of the ear..it all depends upon who is looking .

...the leg of love...

...sometimes the leg of love...gets stuck up the ass of insanity .

favourite hockey player...jack - off ...

masturbation...a key for a better tomorrow .

an ode to an apple...

...as the apple pie made its way into the over...the importance of apples...kicked the baker right square in the nuts .

squirrels and such...

a squirrel by any other name...is still a prick .

...balls...

balls...the reason why crabs don't go any faster .

...eat shit...

i am here to kick ass and eat shit...and the shit is already gone .

there is a god...

of course there is a god...the question is...what will he do to you ???

price tags...

...price tags can fuck you up .

...the gooder you get...

...the gooder you get...the bestes you become .

sexual preference...

maybe there is a different sexual preference...for every person .

...fuck - a - sauras...

fuck - a - sauras,,,rex,,,dinosaur sex maniac .

...way to eternity...

...a funny thing happened to me on my way to eternity today...

...perversion...

for most...the size of their perversion is the size of their teeth .

...every moment...

...every moment deserves a drink .

fucking - up...

fucking - up...because old is better .

...the more we love...

the more we love...the more we expand .

...one summer...

...it happened one summer...on a winter's night .

beautiful...

beauty feels no need to hide .

...fuck pie...

FUCK PIE !!!

...organic community...FOR FREE...read my book...

doesn't it concern you that while reading  through hundreds of years of history....there is not one example of organic community development .

...the water...

if you do not like the wind...live under the water .

...fear of self...

we learn fear...especially...fear of self .

...maybe...maybe not...

maybe there is a universe for every weird thought .

time...

...don't buy it from an idiot .

...pissing people off...

pissing people off...the best way to leave planet earth .

...do whatever...

...do whatever the fuck you want...see what happens .

naked...

...naked...even rats do it .

...free milk shake...

...death...includes free milkshake...( straw , extra ) .