figure this one out...

RANGER SMITH...THIS IS AN ORDER...

...gutz...

...you don't know what personal pain someone is in...until you squish their fucking head and see the guts ooze all over the place .

healthy interaction...

...healthy interaction...we will fuck that up too .

...the count...

i always wanted to punch out COUNT DRACULA...right in the fucking teeth .

next time...

...next time you run away...run into your self .

...more love...

...the more love...the more temptation .

truth and reward...

truth is its own reward...especially in you consider someone pissing all over you a reward .

...the crackin...

when the tide subsides...we will see the crackin frolic about as he fondles his naughty bits .

suck the tit...

the teacher said we were allowed to play...SUCK THE TIT...as long as we didn't enjoy ourselves .

two things remain...

two things will always remain...LOVE and BEING STUPID .

fucking up...

self - righteousness is our cure for fucking up .

blowing up the planet...

all it takes is sylphis .

...life happens...

...life happens when you most expect it...or least expect it...hard to say , really .

the universe...

...the universe all comes down to...'' GEE , YA THINK " .

love is...

love is what you encounter...as you walk your dog .

truthiness...( again )...

truth is a dick...that seldom gets sucked .

...the truth...

'' you shall know the truth ''...then have another glass of rum .

...the wheel of life...

a wheel is the penis of a plan to make a better tomorrow .

suckology...

SUCK HARD .

...throw away...

throw away everything...see what is left...cherish it .

...box o choco...

life is like a box of chocolates...or shit...depends .

...the universe ejaculates...

the universe ejaculates into a far deeper hole .

loneliness...

i am not fucking lonely...you are the one with 23 kids...you are the lonely one .

man's first...

man's first invention was a rock over some poor fuckers head .

...the good lord...

once the horn beast starts sucking...THE GOOD LORD ALONE...only knows what is next .

...the universe...

the universe is a hamburger...and i am not quite sure what that makes us .

fuck the duck...

a duck , a duck...a religion for every duck !!!

sexual holiness...

most people's SEXUAL HOLINESS...is a product of fear , deception . lying and manipulation .

truth hits you...

truth HITS YOU...because it has nothing better to do .

...a breast...

a breast , a breast...a breast for a piece of cake...( or something like that ) .

lie your way through life...

lie your way through life...and get a free reversal blowjob .

how many a penis ???

...how many a penis has been held capture ???

...criminal...

...it is not a crime to be careful about what you say .

an ode to sexual preferences...

my sexual preference...keeping away from idiots .

HOW ???

before you pronounce something EVIL...how is it hurting someone .

...poor behaviour...

with every poor behaviour...there is a poor bullshit excuse attached .

naked canoeing...

slide through your own personal truth .

upgrade...

people spend half of their lives downgrading themselves...and the other half...pretending it is an upgrade .

...does god ???

DOES GOD CLUTTER ???

...the milky way...

the universe behaves exactly like a penis...right up to and including the MILKY WAY .

...darwin...

...i wonder if DARWIN screwed monkeys ???

f . off ...

...tell it to fuck off .

...fucking up the world...

...all it takes is some elbow grease...and a good case of syphilis .

...land of eternal bliss...

make sure your LAND OF ETERNAL BLISS...is not full pf trolls .

something stupid...

the bigger the crowd...the easier it is to get them to believe something stupid .

something else...

the doctor said...'' son , you either got a brain tumour or something else ''...i said...''how about a new car instead '' ...he just laughed and passed me his joint , and wiggled his scrotum .

what is truth ???

...truth is a pudding that often gets thrown in your face .

think...

if you think that GOD cannot get shit done without you...then you are not thinking very much at all .

the loch ness monster...

if you ever see the loch ness  monster...then forget about it being impolite to stare .

...don't be stupid...

...if you have not bought your 12 year old a POCKET PUSSY...you are stupid .

...the world is your oyster....

...the world is your oyster...or something like that .

love puts you...

...love puts you in a pickle...but the pickle is armed to the teeth.

...love is a door...

love is a door...that is sometimes broken over your head .

the new math...

taking it all...leaves you with nothing .

...a flat tit...

a flat tit fits well with a rounded breast .

...the work...

you don't know the first thing about this shit , do you ???

bag - o - shit .

if you buy a bag of shit...make sure the bag is good quality .

...plan love...

if you plan love...plan it to be as hard as a turtle's dick .

eternal reality...

love takes time to build a reality that will never fade away .

hole in your ass...

...you can tell the universe passed through you...because it leaves a fairly large hole in your ass .

...fucking up...

it is not about FUCKING UP...it is how you go about unfucking FUCKING UP that matters .

flush your sperm...

if your sperm cannot do the back stroke...flush ' em .

being impressed...

...most spend their entire lives trying to impress someone who will never be impressed .

the dr . said

the dr  . said...'' don't worry , son...everyone in this world is busy fighting brain cancer ''...''either that or something else '' .

...great ideas...

a lot of people have great ideas...until they realise that they may cost something .

...the universe...

...as the universe turns...suddenly...good ideas become bad ideas .

...fucking bad...

just because someone does not know their place in the universe...does not mean that they are a FUCKING bad human being .

...the spider to the fly...

...i can just imagine how fucked up your mother is...SAID THE SPIDER TO THE FLY .

spend time...

spend time...figuring shit out .

crabs on the beach...

crabs on the beach...how they desire to lick each other .

...love will...

love will show up when you least expect it...like on a ferry's wings...or something stupid like that .

...the funniest things...

...the funniest things in life...nobody laughs .

...meet the fuckers...

...as much as people claim to be innocent...the fuckers are usually guilty .

...life is...

...life is as complicated as those involved .

the universe...

the universe is a square place...or so it will turn out .

yeti and sasquatch...

...the difference between the yeti and the sasquatch ??? alcohol consumption .

sam the sperm...

SAM THE  SPERM...always wondered what he did to deserve such a catchy name .

deal with it...

...what people fail to get is...if you place people in an environment where they cannot deal with things...then they will not deal with things .

...sex...

it is not about the act...but about the spirit behind the act .

...sex...

SEX WILL SCREW YOU .

being wise...

being wise...being stupid...only love keeps all in balance .

truth and shit...

...if truth is found in a pile of shit...is it any less valid ???

...here comes the religion...

...when love is gone...here comes the religion .

quality...

quality of bullshit...is irrelevant ...

shit quality...

did you know that HITLER possessed just about every quality he considered to be a '' shit quality '' ???

...clear blue sky...

they will find your weakness...and fuck you across the clear blue sky for it .

...love turd...

...there is no such thing as a LOVE TURD .

LOVE ME...LOVE ME...said the spider to the pie .

a naked universe is off to a good start .

checkers...

i can tell by the way you play checkers...you fuck around on your wife .

...your religion...

it is one thing to have a religion...it is quite another to think your religion has a point .

fuckalee...

every shit piece of behaviour...is in place to make someone function...or fuckalee function .

screwball...

...life is a screwball factory...and the screws are up your ass .

...your love...

your love is not an egg...do not fire it at the village idiot .

wiping your ass...

maybe if we wiped our ass counter clock-wise...things would go better .

...your shit...

your shit should teach you humility...not how to throw shit .

shit will never qualify for...

SHIT WILL NEVER QUALIFY FOR...the big race...

truth dances...

truth dances with broken ankles .

masturbation...

perpetual masturbation...on the average...add 4 years to your life .

...the truth...

hide behind the truth...nobody will ever believe that it is you .

life is a frog...

life is a frog...jumping to the wrong planet .

...the fall of all...

the best thing about '' the fall of the universe ''...more time to play with your nuts .

shit in the fan  ??? first...show me the fan .

...cover me..july 2017

the universe...it is not my fault .

life is...

life is a toilet that sometimes backs up on itself .