right and wrong...

...as per usual...you are both right and wrong...and pre-ejaculated .

don't forget to remember...

let everything remind you of everything else .

containment...

reality and love...cannot be contained .

...where we belong...

those places where we belong...we do not need to desperately attempt to penetrate .

...fuck off...

...the universe knows how to say...FUCK OFF...better than just about anyone else .

...be the champion...

be the champion of pissing all over human stupidity .

...love will...

...love will choke you up...

...don't tell god...

DON'T TELL GOD .

...don't...

DON ' T TELL GOD .

l . o . v .e ...

love will blow this thing around...any fucking place it wants to .

...the turd of life...

...the turd of life...clean it off today .

...an ode to chicken...

chicken is better...if it is chicken .

...bend it...

bend it...lick it...stick it...until the frog embraces being green .

love evolves...

...if love evolves...it will be into something better...

...justify...

...take it in...justify it...then shit it out...simple .

caribou...

...so , i have had this sweater for over 20 years now...and still nobody has noticed the caribou on the back with the three foot penis .

...fuck , em...

FUCK ' EM...HEY , MUDDER...said the girl at the N E W F I E wedding .

life...

life happens as it does...and leaves as it was .

air sixkness...

when a plane gets sick...it takes a rest...in the side of a mountain .

...bend...

...bend it all you want...the universe is still as flat as godzilla's penis .

...the screw of life...

THE SCREW OF LIFE...where does it end ???

...love holes...

LOVE HOLES...they will get you when you least expect it .

...love fucks up...

...love fucks up everything we thought we knew about  nothing .

MY DOCTOR...

my doctor told me i had CROSBY , STILLS and NASH disease...weird , eh ???

...life will...

...life will squirt itself into your face .

eternal...

the road that leads to eternal beauty and truth...almost always looks like shit .

...suckies...

...she named our oral sex toy...SUCKIES...but i am not sure why .

love leftovers...

love leftovers...power love with humility...universal dignity...and other really cool shit .

Flarmology: secrets you hide...

Flarmology: secrets you hide...: the secrets you hide...anywhere near them...and you squeal like a pig .

secrets you hide...

the secrets you hide...anywhere near them...and you squeal like a pig .

before you fly...

before you fly...tape wings to your penis...and your ego .

self-gratifying...

you are either into self-gratifying...or self-gratification .

smile...

i am suggesting that the FRENCH are good cooks...i was not suggesting that you were not...luv stu

nothing is...

...nothing is hardly ever what is seems...you know...take for example...everything .

first year student...r . b. c .

this german guy gave me a 10 minute lecture of all the shit he didn't like about me...thing is...i didn't understand a fucking word he said .

...looking good...

people do not mind looking bad...as long as it makes them look good .

fuck you over...

if someone will fuck you over once...they will do it twice...especially if they promise they won't .

reveal...

the world painfully attempts to reveal god's love...or not...

a trip is a trip...

next power trip...try not to trip on your ass .

an ode to a cup of coffee...

sometimes giving someone a coffee...is them giving you a coffee...but what is it when you spill some on their lap ???

...what next ???

...when you discover that everyone is a bit of a deviant...what next ???

low blows...

love may be forever...however , forever is very capable of '' low blows '' .

...walking on...

walk out of an institution...( church , for example) ... walk back any time...walk out of love...good luck finding your way home .

...truth flying up your ass...

...if truth flies up your ass...will you see this as a punishment or a reward ???

how to play poker...

play every move from another planet .

life ???

if you perceive life as a ruthless prick...you are probably onto something .

revealed...

once all is revealed...where do you go from there ???

roads...

it is not how many roads you walk...it is the size of your penis...

peace and quiet...

people who prefer masturbation...also prefer peace and quiet .

dog names...

if you name your dog , STAWINKA...just don't be surprised if he doesn't pull you out of your burning house .

truth and justice...

truth and justice...don't forget the mustard .

sexual preference...

my sexual preference is not having anyone laugh at me .

...bucket of shit...

may your bucket of shit...have no rust .

...judgements...

when you judge...don't forget the butter knife .

...sexual preference...

...my sexual preference is not getting caught by the husband...

...pixpan...

i named my dog PIXPAN...then i named a cereal after her .

...the road is long...

the road is long...long is the road...

bee kind...

bee  kind to everyone , shithead .

...something else...

there is always something else...involved in something else .

...fuck off...

FUCK - OFF...an entire vocabulary in two words .

...the sleeping pill...

the nurse woke up my brother...and asked him if he wanted a sleeping pill .

...have a nice day...

'' i will tell you what that fucker said "...''he said ' have a nice day ' ''...that's what he said '' .

world gone crazy...

...the world may have gone nuts...but that has nothing to do with your balls .

...tennis...

TENNIS...GIVE YOUR PENIS A REST .

...and so life goes on...

MOHAMMAD ALI saved boxing by taking it out of the gutter...JIMMY CONNORS saved tennis by shoving it into the gutter .

...and so life goes on...

...doing it...

are you DOING IT because nobody loved you ???  because you loved nobody ??? or , maybe...you were truly loved by another ???

...the story of truth...

truth can walk back to itself .

...the happy human...

the happy human being...can suck like the wind .

...masturbation...101

unless you sprain your wrist masturbating...you are not a member of the club .

shit...and his best friend...gravity .

sexi - poo

even sexi - poo...does not glue the heart together .

...more on zombie life...

the worst part about being a zombie...the nerve ending on your penis have been damaged .

...zombie...

...in a sad twist of irony...the zombies have been here for quite some time now .

...pocket pussy...and your clergy...

...the closer we get to THE END OF THE WORLD...the more ministers will be preaching against POCKET PUSSY .

...fucked up thing...

...do any fucked up thing enough...it will seem normal .

Flarmology: ...a new wife...

Flarmology: ...a new wife...: what your wife needs...is bi - lingual hair spray .

...a new wife...

what your wife needs...is a new wife .

...cornerstones...

if you begin your own religion...consider masturbation as possibly one of the four cornerstones .

...pandora's box...

letting people do whatever they so desire...is commonly referred to as OPENING PANDORA'S BOX ...or in other words...having poor boundaries...or...in other words...having a shit - eating contest .

...bucket of shit...

wanna get rid of a friend ??? find some shit on them and dump it on their head .

long ago...far away...

...far away on a distant planet...nobody loved me...but there was this one fucker who looked like me...and that must account for something .

...mythology...

what makes most upright...is a somewhat twister belief in their own mythology .

poor dog theology...

if one dog bites you...then all dogs are bad .

without a trace...

life begins long before you see a trace...same with it ending .

the human species...

the human species...greatest accomplishment....consistently making normal things abnormal .

we are all...

we are all squirrels...and this universe is the squirrel tree of STUPID .

our universe ...

our universe...the dogs stay !!!

...planet earth...

PLANET EARTH...where the goldfish frollick  and play .

...the universe...

...the universe...always open to new ideas .

long and winding road

...the road is long and winding...so you probably need some dope .

...passing through...

most are just PASSING THROUGH...let them .

...your decision...

if your decision fucks up...do it again...harder .

...religion...

RELIGION...a place that will gobble you up .

...born of love...

if it is born of love...it will survive .

...good luck...

we really believe that the guys  that GOD is pissed at...are the ones we are pissed off at .

...good luck with that .

do not forget...

forgetfulness is a pie...but i forget the breed and species .