...love is a joyful ride...

love is a joyful ride...SORTA !!!

defence mechanism...

my defence mechanism...is knowing what needs to be known...long before it is known that there is something to be known .

burning desire...

may your BURNING DESIRE...not burn down your life .

...an erection...

...an erection is not a compass...

truth is like a dog...

truth is like a dog...but we do not know why...or even if god is proud of this accomplishment .

an ode to a pudding...

pudding is more of a way of life than a dessert .

...testicles...

...testicles are not for bowling ...

making life safe...

condemning , judging and hating someone...will not make your life safe .

...truth is like a hamburger...

meditate...contemplate and masturbate...THE TRUTH .

stupid answers...

stupid answers spin the world in the wrong direction .

...what is normal ???

...what is normal , anyway ???

...expectations...

...the best thing to do when you give your life for another...is not to expect anything back in return .

truth...what is it for ???

...and what is truth for...if not bashing around .

...the black widows...

...what makes your life complete...is not what you are chasing after .

...apology...

APOLOGY...the next professional sport .

walking on the water...

...they tell you not to smoke cigarettes...but how about if you could smoke one while walking on the water ???

...my universe...

...my universe is bigger than yours...and my dog can talk .

...the earth's pull...

we can all pull our own personal universe out of orbit...better you pull on your penis .

...the cafe outside of town...

the voice you listen to...is usually the one with most need...don't .

...those who love...

...those who love...don't bite !!!

it's fucking hard...

...the people who take life to another level...never have an easy go of it .

...moses got balls...dec . / jan . 2017

if left alone...LOVE will open every single door to your heart...if not left alone...it will grow at the expense on the universe , cutting its way through time and all sorts of other shit .

things to do with a body of water...

if they are not '' selling you down the river ''...they are probably
''shoving the river '' right  up your ass...you just have not figured out how yet .

we knew it all along...

doesn't matter what the universe turns out to be..." we knew it all along " .

...without love...

sex without love...is like a balloon without air .

...all dogs love.

ALL DOGS LOVE...UNTIL THEIR MASTERS FUCK THEM UP .

foot in cold water...dec. / jan . 2017

i always wanted to be a sci - fi movie director...i would direct a series of movies entitled..." I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY , YOU PISSED IT OFF '' parts 1 - 20 .

theology and mr . fucked...dec. 2016 / jan . 2017

love must run like a river...being still is out of the question...and being dead is worse than still .

...do shit...

DO SHIT...FOR THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE  .

communication...dec . / jan . 2017

as your love matures...so can your understanding of your past .

...narcissism...

it is not the narcissism...but the way we hide it that fucks everything up .

...every prison...

...every prison should be as big as the universe...

caring...

caring is usually born out of convenience .

first hand learning...dec . / jan . 2017

reality has a strange way of sticking the universe inside its guts .

...you only live once...

you only die once...so make it a good one...and don't forget the potatoes .

...call it love...

when one galaxy falls into another galaxy...do you call it love ???

close to god...

the closer you get to god...the more is revealed .

...every hole...

...sooner or later...every hole catches up with itself .

...confusion fades...

confusion fades...as stupidity runs to the rescue .

suck hard...

suck the universe into outer - space .

people and their shit...

step on a toad...give it three weeks...and discover that you took an axe to an endangered silver cosmic eagle .

everyone and anything...

everyone can get so fucked up...that anything can seem like a good idea .

passion and truth...

do not believe anything that is true...and hold on passionately to all that is not .

...truth is...

truth is what happens while you are sharpening up your penis .

...a troll...

a troll by any other name...is still a circumcised goblin .

tennis...

after a hard game of tennis...give your dick a rest .

the world...

the world is a SMILIE place...that will fuck you up if you itch your ass the wrong way .

...true love...

...all true love...has something weird about it .

hitler...

hitler's nick name was...BULLFROG...but nobody knows why .

...the average life...

...the average life is a reaction to something that isn't even there .

mr . truth...

...if mr . truth were a sexually active person...would he have sex with mrs . deceit ???

breasts and kindness...

may your breasts and your kindness...rise like the sun .

...learning...how to trust...

...mercy is your peanut butter for your soul...spread it thick .

...think before you potato...

THINK BEFORE YOU POTATO .

...ass hole of stupidity...

may the ass hole of stupidity...be plugged by the cork of enlightenment .

the train of love...

love is a train that goes...BO HO HO...instead of...CHOO CHOO CHOO .

...god...

never trust someone who introduces themselves as GOD .

...misunderstanding...

if you ever jump off a cliff...may it not be over a misunderstanding .

...the universe...

sometimes the universe prevents us from seeing...all the things we do not see .

...be a visionary...

be a visionary...and don't forget to be stupid about it .

destiny and piss...

you may not be able to control your destiny...but you can certainly piss in someone's briefcase .

...a frozen heart...

...a frozen heart cures everything...or nothing...i forget .

neurotic behaviour...

neurotic behaviour...demands a safe place .

...squirrels...

...squirrels are for more successful in their romantic relationships .

life is easy...

life is easy...when you are stupid .

...the sperm of eternal truth...

...the sperm of eternal truth...somehow got flushed down the toilet of infinite darkness and shame .

...band aids...

band aids are not for choking people .

...unconditional love...

a great home project...scrap all the conditions attached to unconditional love .

road to people...

it does not matter if the frog has the road  to peace...if he gets squished on it .

...it...

before you remove IT from your life...make sure you know what IT was doing there in the first place .

life is art...

life is an art form...often painted by a spaniel .

every goldfish...

every goldfish is a genius in...his own particular way .

video games...

the secret of video games...play stoned .

...religion and sex...

...religion can make you impotent and stupid .

...a horrible fucking mess...

...a horrible fucking mess...doesn't grow on trees .

...the pill of love...

before you digest THE PILL OF LOVE...forget about the taste .

...love is a pill...

love is a pill...often shoved up the wrong hole .

love stats...

statics say that 12 , 245 people have sex out of loneliness to every one person out of love .

fucking things up...

...the next time you fuck something up...add a little peanut butter and see what happens .

...connecting with god...

to connect with god...YOU DO NOT need tape or glue .

...smart enough..

some people are smart enough...just to be stupid enough .

heart and guts...

we water our love with out hearts and our guts...which , of course...explains a  lot .

her husband hated me...

she said...IF YOU ARE EVER IN BRISBANE...LOOK ME UP...which was , of course...an overcompensation .

...what you do...

...if you eat shit...you are a shit eater .

...the world turns...

...the world turns...sometimes in many directions at once .

belief and theology...

before you believe a theology...make sure it is not a stupid one .

godzilla...

godzilla is a nudest...and nobody gives a fuck about that .

...love in a blanket...

put your love in a blanket...not pigs .

fill your hole...

fill your hole with truth and mercy .

eating road kill...

eating roadkill should only be done with candlelight and soft music .

air conditioned...

the universe...how air conditioned is it ???

truth never...

truth never scratches your balls .

balance is...

balance is a product of love...not weight distribution .

god's light...

god did not give you A LIGHT...so you could light your sisters's hair on fire .

...jesus said...

...and jesus said...'' before the rooster denies me three cigars...you will have two shots of whisky...or something like that '' .

first three chapters of my new book...

1...the pathway...2...wacking off...3...wacking off on the pathway .

penis split...

you don't need a penis in the middle of your banana split...you just have to be nice to those who do .

miracles and our shit for brains...

just because we feed miracles to the rats...does not make them less miraculous .

...as life unfolds...

...one person's bag of hammers will be another person's bag of pillows .

paradise by the sea...

halifax , nova scotia...complete with a new ocean and dancing whales .

redemptive shit...

when god throws shit at you...remember...it is a redemptive shit .

love happens...

...love happens...even when it does not .

love will...

love will bring you together...take you apart...depends upon a lot of things .

...a path or emotion...

love is far more a path than an emotion .

...people...

no other species has been caught so much...with so few nets .

...it's a mistake .

...a mistake is the left testicle of learning .

reality happens when...

reality is what happens...when you can't run any more .

three nuts...

do not worry...you can still make fun of people with three nuts...you can even take their jobs away .

losing yourself...

losing yourself in truth is...ultimately...finding yourself .

all fucked up...

remember that...POOR LADY THAT WAS ALL FUCKED UP ??? well...SHE IS STILL ALL FUCKED UP .

truth...

truth is like a stream...it flows where it desires to flow...and the best you can do is let yourself go .

teal life...

real life...ass holes need not apply .

human connection

human connection...if done properly...is weird as shit .

...something for free...

next time some fucker comes knocking at your door...remember...nobody wants to give you something for free .

bee naked...

...every bee is naked...so bee naked .

hearts and meat...

people's hearts will eventually get squished down to the size of their religions .

what is life ???

subtract love...and life is just an empty bottle .

knowing people...

once you know who someone is...you know who they are .

dad is gone...

dad is gone...got a sandwich ???