abusing power...

the best way not to abuse power...is to flush it down the toilet .

...mental illness...

mental illness...is just one five minute screw of your stepmother away .

...we don't know...

we don't know...however...illusions tickle our nuts .

every time...

every time you take yourself on a date...do you know what you are getting into ???

the sharper love is...

the sharper love is...the easier it is to point it .

...live is..

life is the only place people go...and demand to overstay their welcome .

the sharper...

the sharper love is...the easier it is to point it .

...think about it...

why would i have sex with you when i could have sex with me ???

love is...

love is not fragile...we are .

Flarmology: everything else...

Flarmology: everything else...: once we fuck up everything...it is then we discover everything else .

everything else...

once we fuck up everything...it is then we discover everything else .

doing it ???

every time someone says that...THEY JUST DON'T FEEL RIGHT ABOUT IT...that means...they will do it any second now .

get real...

...when things get real...love can actually grow upon a rock.

e .t .

the monster from outer - space , known as e .t ....was actually left down here because he was a psychopath...and had murdered dozens helpless little aliens back on his own planet .

...if you should see him...shoot on sight .

BACK TO STARBUCKS

...if , on your way to STARBUCKS , to get a delicious cup of their universally proclaimed brew...you  happen to find a decomposing body in the back seat of your automobile...well...no need to change your plans...just , instead of dropping it in the river...find the nearest house possible and stick it through the front window .

...seriously...everyone will have a great laugh .

...jerk it...

JERK IT IN THE BAHAMAS !!!

...the plan...

so we shoot the poor fucker between the eyes...go to STARBUCKS...i get a large / extra cream...you get whatever in the hell you want...chop the body up into little pieces...go back to STARBUCKS...this time i get a donut to go with the coffee...and then we dump the body in the river and get the fuck out of there .

we all have our buttons...january 2017

then there was the time i threatened to date your sister...THAT was interesting .

...holding you together...

...make sure what is holding you together...is not also tearing you apart .

...sacrifice...

sacrifice reveals all...with the possible exception of your privates .

...life...you can't figure it out...

it wasn't so much the jumping off of the bridge as it was the proclaiming...PRAISE THE LORD...half way down...that had the fan club perplexed .

love is distilled...

each and every star...contains one ounce of pure love .

crack...

crack - cocaine should be made illegal .

dinosaurs and sucking...

the first time i saw a dinosaur...my blow job fell off .

...shitland...

before you condemn someone's one way ticket to SHITLAND...just think of all the effort they put into buying it.

fear is scary....

fear is a wonderful thing...besides it scares the crap out of you .

abstract thought...dec . / jan. 2017

the way of love may be longer...and it may take reality years to unfold...so what ???

...shithead...

...when someone refer's to you as SHITHEAD...run some water through your ears before you call him a liar .

your life is your love...

your life is your love...hold the mustard .

cabin in the woods...

every move you make...hammers another nail into your cabin in the woods .

all things work together...dec . / jan ...2017

love will bend back around on itself...until it finally touches what god intended it to .

...pocket pussy...the household pet with a different perspective...

...what is wrong with telling your kids what a POCKET PUSSY is ??? how is this going to fuck them up ???

let us talk about me...dec . 16 / jan . 17

masturbate your way to the inner parts of the soul .

you never know with bees...dec . 2016 / jan . 2017

...religion is what happens when you blow the shit out of love .

the current...dec . 0216 / jan . 2017

the bad news is...only one current can take you to where you ought to go...the good news...if so desired...it will give you all the help you need .

buttons...dec . / jan . 2017

it is not our narcissism that fucks everything up...but the way we paint it over to look like something else .

intimacy...dec . 16 / jan . 2017

anything captured will fall through your heart , soul and everything .

...capture...dec . / jan . 2017

after all we dislike about ourselves is projected on others...fill the empty spaces with sky and potato chips .

france and sweeden...dec . / jan . 2017

though you think you are talking about the same thing...you are probably not...you know , she is talking about beach balls...you are talking about french ball -sacks .

a wing with a wing...dec . / jan ...2017

take away the love...and watch ourselves shrivel and wither .

the story of nothing...dec . 2016 / jan . 2017

...god did not place you hear to make you look stupid .

faulty towers...dec . / jan . 2017

smoking bullshit...is not a cure for cancer no matter how nice you are .

sin -ology...dec . / jan . 2017

it is the giving and the sacrificing that creates a good story .

whore road...dec . / jan ...2017

every road is a WHORE ROAD...just sometimes with different spelling .

boundaries...sept . / dec ...2016

becoming an ass - hole...chewing gum...about the same amount of work .

the bizzard of ozz...sept . / dec . 2016

bite the head off of one bat...and the rest of the universe will bite your dick right off the top of your shoulders .

...seeing what there is...sept . / dec . 2016

truth should be held and nurtured...our own personal false truth...strangled .

into temptation...sept . / dec . 2016

it is not the temptation...it is the darkness around it that will fuck you up .

true stories...sept . / dec . 2016

there is only one story...and it manifests itself an infinite number of times .

the world where you live...sept . dec . 2017

the part of you that is GOD...is a road in an infinite number of directions .

better deal...sept . 24 2016

without love...the universe will never fill you .

those who have ears...sept . / dec . 2016

your own private universe of what you have surrounded yourself with...is a fairly accurate representation of who are .

love is an open door...jan . 2016

love is an open door...and a closed one , just for good measure .

make love...sept . / dec . 2016

pray...before you make love .

...head turds...sept . / dec . 2016

 love is what is left...when all else is gone .

bee real...september / dec . 2017

buzz your way to REAL...with as little consideration of where that is as possible .

sept . / dec . 2016...we are the monkeys...

remember...monkeys only fuck the dominant one...then again...who wants to fuck monkeys ???

...faith...

FAITH...sip don't swallow .

irony blues...

...the more people hate kids...the more likely they are to have them .

bible college...

the greatest skill i learned in BIBLE COLLEGE was...how to be a good bullshitter .

truth...re-boot

truth is one of those things that is taken seriously only under very specific circumstances .

...clean up the shit , regardless of who did it...

my brothers favourite sentence when we were children...YOU STARTED IT !!!

...give up on love...

...before you give up on love...make sure you gave up on everything else .

mr . drinky...sept . / dec . 2016

one of the hardest things to learn : without truth and reality...there is no truth and reality .

...everything means something...sept . / dec . 2016

travel the PATH OF LOVE...and avoid a billion morons .

self - esteem...

smash someone's  self esteem...and the rest of them will crumble .

redemptionology...sept . / dec . 2016

...if love is eternity...then probably the country road that runs through the middle...is a decoration .

...a healthy judgement...sept . / dec . 2016

...what is love ??? among other things...it is being in the right place at the right time.

cat juggling...

here is tuff one...try not to criticise someone who fucked over your life...and juggle three cats at the same time .

scrappy , they call me...

never complain when you have to take the scraps from under the table...save your complaining for when they shit on them .

...abusing power...

...what keeps people from abusing power ??? syphilis .

monkey blues...

it is not that the monkey has a banana...it is what he does with it .

sex brings out...

sex brings ''out'' the ''in'' of people .

...god' s sunset...

when god makes a sunset...does he pour it out of a can , or what ???

...justice is...

...justice is truth with an orgasm .

throw shit...

throw shit in your eyes...and everything begins to look dirty .

...freedom...

the freedom that you experience on a daily basis...is a reflection of who you are .

hot dogs...

don't you just have this strange feeling that people are wasting their lives ???  you know ??? like hot dogs in a bun ???

...THEY...

remember this , ladies...THEY want to control you...far more than THEY want to give you pleasure...

...pleasure is something that may or may not spring to mind after the fact .

discernment...

dazed and confused...straight as a horses cock...only a few can figure out the difference .

believe...

repeat again and again and again...eventually...they will believe it .

right now...

right now your true self is having oral sex with your destiny .

...go fuck yourself...

IF YOU CAN'T FUCK YOURSELF...THEN YOU SHOULDN'T FUCK ANYONE ELSE .

...the universe...

god made the universe so big...that it is proof that it is not .

truth and weed...

truth is something that goes...''choo , choo , choo ''...10 , 000 miles per hour...as you sit on the side of the road , smoking columbian weed and shooting rodents .

reality soup...

never stir your reality soup with your penis .

sooner or later...

sooner or later...life slowly falls back into place .

shut the fuck up...

painfully train yourself to see what is actually there...then shut the fuck up about it .

be careful...

make sure that your ass is wiped...your dog is fed...and you duck when your kid throws some ancient artefact right between your eyes .

...an alien...

...an alien with no ass to prod...is like love with no heart to caress .

the path...sept . / dec . 2016

...your path should be followed by love , intuition...and , when need be...forgiveness .

love triangle...

my understanding of a love triangle...is that they are square .

...when life begins...

...life does not start...until you put a plug up your ass .

...sasquatch...

SASQUATCH ARE PEOPLE TOO .

orgasms...

orgasms cum with many wild horses .

people giving you...whatever...

...if people offer you something much better...it is probably much worse .

blind as a bat...sept . / dec . 2017

REAL is placed in your heart , like sands on the beach .

rock you...

some things rock you...until the rock becomes sand .

...the current...

the stronger the current...the more timid it may seem .

jerk the truth...

rather you jerk the truth out of me...then pound the truth out of me .

emotional health...

in a healthy relationship...the phrase...WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN...is  not mentioned more than once a month .

love's direction...

love goes in the opposite direction of just about everything else .

life is hard...

life is hard and hand jobs don't grow on trees .

thingie...without the ma-jig .

people of one thingie...usually run to the exactly opposite thingie .

STAR WHORES

...fucking in a galaxy far , far away .

good and bad guys

...the ''good-guys '' are usually not as good as you think...and the ''bad-guys ''...are even worse .

...so you fucked up...sept . / dec . 2016

...fucking up...embrace it !!!

the tree and the forest...

if you are a tree...and can blow down a forest...well , that is quite an accomplishment .

nothing but the obvious...sept . / dec . 2016

i think it is quite obvious that nothing is really obvious .

love is...

...love is a vision...a path...and a tribulation .

...cat out of the beg...

before you let '' the cat out of the beg ''...cut its nails .

...shit flakes...

having no desire for SHIT FLAKES...is better for you then SHIT FLAKES .

...life gets intimate...

when life gets intimate...people get strange .

...love is...

love is learning to pour yourself out...and not make a mess .

murder...context is everything...

if you had shot hitler in 1938...you would have shot " the man of the year''...in 1941...the biggest fuck-up on the planet...think about it .

every act of love...

every act of love has its own distinct colour...its own distinct wind direction...its own unique way of communication .

reality is...

reality is a bowl of soup...without any bottom .