jesus' house cleaning...

cast the devil out of your mouth...and religion out of your ass .

bad and good...

if you learn to do the bad things...then the good are what is left over .

a wise man...

a wise man once said...stop being so fucking stupid !!!

a wise man...

...a wise man is someone who sucks his own penis then charges 100 dollars to teach people to do the same .

love pulls...

love pulls your heart , soul and dick .

people...

people...either take shit too far...or not far enough  .

across the universe...

if you can piss across the universe with a very small penis...it still does not prove a thing .

love leads you...

love leads you back to yourself .

love is a hole...

love is a hole...be careful what you stick in it .

hostility...

people often want hostility in their relationships...and if you don't bring it to them...they will bring it to you .

generally speaking...

since the human species has decided not to love each other , ( you know...generally speaking )...we must now ask ourselves the question...what is the substitute for love ???

...and the answer...respect each other's property...be it physical , spiritual...or whatever .

stages of evolution...

there are those who cannot see...those who can see...and the highest form of life...those who can but pretend they cannot .

smells like bacon...

bacon is only as good as you make it...you and the pig  .

life is...

life is not like your penis...you don't wack it around and instinctively know where it is going .

my love is a cracker...

...my love is a cracker...and your heart is a parrot names POLLY .

...the future...

everything eventually becomes more real...or fades away .

figuring out a human...

how do you figure out a human ??? hear what they say and believe the opposite .

remove all horse shit...

we remove the horse shit...and somehow forget the horse .

truth may...

truth may cut you away from darkness....and it may cut you a new hole .

love grows...

love will grow...the issue is...what direction ???

...work out your issues...

so you are given a hammer and a screwdriver...and told to work out your issues .

religion is...

religion is a banana...gone rotten...now everyone spends their spare time...painting it up .

real...

where ever there is real life...there is real confusion .

believe...

why do we believe what we believe ??? usually to get us some stupid fucking thing that we think we need .

life is...

life is not god's attempt to fool you .

pay someone to do it...

don't throw shit upon those who threw shit upon you...you are much too big for that...pay someone to do it for you .

that's freedom...

the moor they squeeze your nuts...the more they call it freedom .

...war against self...

if you wage a war against yourself...both of you will lose .

truth...and such...

it is not finding truth...it is doing the right thing with it .

eating shit...

eating shit will not bring you enlightenment...trust me .

L O V E...

love...for the sake of your soul .

...go fuck yourself...

a sincere...GO FUCK YOURSELF...can save you months of going in the wrong direction .

religion is...

religion is a banana...gone rotten .

tricky...

...in the final analysis...you will discover that the trick was...tricky .

why love ???

if you didn't want people to bash your head in...then why did you love them in the first place ???

...only love...

only love can open and close a door at the same time .

love fills the gap ...

remove horse shit...and love takes its place .

speech......

the less you have to say...the more you feel the need to say it .

love is a compass...

love is a compass...

project the opposite...

the more you are one thing...the more you pretend to be the exact opposite .

life...

life...don't spend it all at the ass hole rehab clinic .

love comes complete...

...love comes complete with a road map back home .

love bashes shit around...

...love bashes shit around .

peach tree...

if your love is a peach tree...make sure it has peaches .

harmless...

if you consider something harmless to be wrong...think of all the useless beatings you can give yourself .

best one for the job...

who is the best person for the job ??? find the one who knows how to apologise .

humility...

humility beautifies all things .

circumcise your stupidity...

circumcise your stupidity .

masturbation...

masturbation has done more to help our world to survive than religion .

it is easy to get 10 , 000 people together...just appeal to their lower nature .

1984...

i never met a religious person...that was not secretly longing for 1984 .

zombies...

if you have the capacity to fight off 20 zombies...make sure you can count to at least 21...( just to be on the safe side ) .

building a church...

it is easy to get 10 , 000 people together...just appeal to their lower nature...you know...sex , money and power .

imagine...

just imagine...everything you say...travels around the universe...and back up your hole .

reality...still a concept...

reality is what we shoot in the hockey net...after school on the side street .

...suck on...

suck on the pop cycle stick of eternal and unfolding truth .

rotten bastard...

...if you want to see how rotten someone really is...create an opportunity for them to show you...usually...they will be delighted .

the brain diggers...

give your life for another...and they will search inside your brain .

pepsi taste test...

love is most weird...when you compare it to anyone or anything else .

...the universe began...

the universe began about the same time reality fell into the ocean...or something like that .

men who want to be women...

...first...get a bra and stuff it .

men and intimacy...

the reason why men do not intimately talk to other men...is because they are afraid someone else may be listening and call the cops .

...trust exercises...

TRUST EXERCISE AT CAMP...guard your head...soul...and nuts .

name that religion...

there is a particular religion that believes that by talking about a particular neurosis again and again...HEALING OCCURS .

...they have a point .

THE JOURNEY...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

REAL WORKS IN SPITE OF EVERYTHING ELSE .

truth is a pudding...

truth is a pudding , looking for the right hole to be shoved in to .

deceit...and your penis...

deceit is like having your penis sucked...inside out .

...cookies...

...most people are like cookies...one bight...and they go to shit .

everyone / ass...

everybody needs something shoved up their ass from time to time .

...cross dresser...

what happens if you become a cross dresses...and decide you don't like the clothes ??? you know , besides becoming a cross dresser who blew a lot of money ???

...the road to reality...

...the road to reality is often a miserable little prick .

bee specific...

they said they wanted climate change...i said... ''move to the sun '' .

judgement...a new perspective...

judgement is like spreading peanut butter unevenly across your ass hole .

...emotional rescue...

...then there was the fellow who criticized me for buying the product that he sold me .

TWO ROADS...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

TWO ROADS CAN BE THE SAME ROAD...JUST EXPERIENCED IN COMPLETELY DIFFERENT WAYS .

...for most...

...for most...life is a process of cutting away at themselves...so they can fit in .

...the road of life...

...as you travel down the " road of life "...keep on sucking the balls of contentment .

THE FIGHT...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

MERCY IS A PARADOX...IT FORMS THE FOUNDATION ON WHICH THIS UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME AND WONDERFUL UNIVERSE HAS BEEN GIVEN BIRTH TO...YET...ONE JUDGMENTAL HEART TOSSED INTO ITS CURRENT...AND A POISON BEGINS TO GROW .

FREEDOM...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

THE GREATEST FORM OF CONTROL...IS LETTING GO OF CONTROL.

IT IS NOT REAL...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012

NEXT TIME YOU PUSH SOMEONE AROUND...ASK YOURSELF A QUESTION...IS IT THEM THAT PISSES YOU OFF ???...OR THE PART OF YOURSELF THEY REPRESENT THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ???

...if...

...if i kill you...that means you are no longer in competition for who is the better person .

polly want a cracker !!!

love is a cracker...are you a polly ???

settled across the universe...

the part of you settled within...will be settled across the universe .

right now...

...right now...where ever you go...someone is pissed on someone...for no good fucking reason.

...potato world...

...before you do or do not take your kids to POTATO WORLD...ask yourself the question...what does fondling a potato mean to your family ???

the road to holiness...

i know i should be that particular person...yet i am not...so let us sit down right here on the coach...fidget with our realities...and figure it all out .

...like a lemon...

squeeze life like a lemon...suck it like a lemon...then throw it at someone's face...like a...a...well...like a lemon ???

killer mummy...

if you make a movie about a killer mummy...make sure he isn't kind and gentle .

...fuck you...

there is a sign at the outskirts of the universe that reads...LIFE IS NOT A GIANT ''FUCK YOU "...i just wish it were closer...you know...to make me feel more secure .

COMING SOON :

...masturbation...pure , simple...and you manipulate your body the way you so desire .

...CUMMING soon !!!

what'a up , pussy cat ???

if your cat actually talked to you...would you tell anyone ???

like a religious freak...

...if someone requested that you did not masturbate to their picture...would you...a )...still do it...b )...stop it...or...c )...say you will then do it anyway ??? ( like a religious freak ) .

...if you want...mail in answer .

soul cages...

those who want your soul...don't want anything good with it .

lesser cats...

CATS ARE FOR MAKING PEOPLE HAPPY...but tell that to the fucking cat .