Here you can find Cartoons, Poetry, Quotes, and other interesting randomness created by Stu Strang.
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Wednesday, August 31, 2016
pocket pussy and judgement...
...some people judge people for using pocket pussies...others...judge people for using the wrong brand of pocket pussies .
Tuesday, August 30, 2016
...doing it...
it is not what people are doing nearly as much as the pretending that they are not doing it .
LIVING IN A FOG...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012
BEST POSSIBLE INTERPRETATION...PLANET EARTH IS IN A SPIRITUAL FOG...AND SOMEDAY IT WILL LIFT .
Monday, August 29, 2016
Sunday, August 28, 2016
...having a shit...
then there are the people who yell at people to ''hurry up''...when they ate having a shit .
" judas " and the betrayal...
...one interpretation of the ''judas'' story...is that he was completely confident in who J . C . was...and wanted him to prove it to the world .
BACK TO PORTA PLATA...
i was told...( i assume , somewhat jokingly) ...that i was the only single man in the history of PORTA PLATA...that was not there for the prostitutes .
but , boy...did i do some serious sucking on oranges .
but , boy...did i do some serious sucking on oranges .
Saturday, August 27, 2016
knowing...
better know a lot and think you know a little...than know a little and think you know a lot .
Friday, August 26, 2016
freedom is not a cage with a pretty window...
...then there are those fuckers who try to tell you how many kids you should have .
Thursday, August 25, 2016
love will embrace...
love will embrace all of you...except the useless bits that will be shovelled into the sun .
chocolate milk...
if you are the guy that spills chocolate milk on his computer...then be the guy whom keeps his chocolate milk off the fucking table .
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
PORTA PLATA...and the maid that did not exist
...the maid walked into my room while i was naked...i told her that that was her tip .
co-dependant crabs and relationships...
reasons why crabs don't have many intimate relationships ??? they claw onto things to much .
THE THIRD LAW...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012
EVERYTHING IS THERE TO POINT US TO LOVE...ALL ELSE...IS DECEPTION .
Tuesday, August 23, 2016
...freak flag...
a pole on your FREAK FLAG...should not necessarily be any longer or shorter than your penis .
Monday, August 22, 2016
best quote since jesus...
'' it is getting so a mother's boy can't go out and rob a bank...without fear of consequences '' .
...power and fame...
some people let power go to their head...others...fame...all i want...is a little bit of blood .
AFTER THE RAIN...WRITTEN...JULY 2012
love is real...and that is why we are in the market for love substitutes .
Sunday, August 21, 2016
limited perception...
what you do in your tub tonight...may have something to do with aliens billions of light years away .
...we just don't know .
...we just don't know .
Saturday, August 20, 2016
bullshit and the universe...
bullshit is what holds everything together...that should not be held together .
Friday, August 19, 2016
...sinking planet...
the best way to deal with a sinking planet...is not to convince yourself that it is not sinking .
...gratitude...
so as the cop approached , i took my friends joint...( big shit for him...little shit for me )...POINT...if you make a sacrifice for someone , do it for love...and don't expect any fucking gratitude .
Thursday, August 18, 2016
forgiving another...
forgiving someone is not letting them throw more shit in your face one more time .
emotional damage...
emotional damage is like cutting through the water with a stone...except the water never comes back upon itself .
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
more on POCKET PUSSY
when your friend comes over...if you have to hide your POCKET PUSSY...then he / she...isn't much of a friend .
Tuesday, August 16, 2016
fragile , we are...
one fucked up episode tied up outside the shopping centre...and the dog sees most as an enemy from that day onward .
...life is fragile .
...life is fragile .
Monday, August 15, 2016
Sunday, August 14, 2016
Saturday, August 13, 2016
fond memories...
i don't drink anymore...but i still love walking by liquor stores...it brings back FOND MEMORIES .
making love on the moon...
making love on the moon...is a good way to freeze your nuts off...but it sounds nice .
the world's best worst sound...
fucking up as you place the needle on the beginning of the album...the world's best worst sound .
Friday, August 12, 2016
dogs and space and time...
...there is a certain way to pat a dog...i wonder if god feels the same way about the universe .
perspective on life...
life is either digging a hole...or filling it up...if you are a big enough ass hole...you can die and have been alive minus one billion years .
Thursday, August 11, 2016
TWO WORLDS IN ONE...WRITTEN...JULY 2012
as we grow...we more and more vividly hear love crackle in the fire .
Wednesday, August 10, 2016
ACCEPTABLE...GOOD...PERFECT...WRITTEN...JULY 2012
SOMETIMES SOMEONE NEEDS A GOOD..."GO FUCK YOURSELF "...BUT USUALLY...WE CAN FIND A BETTER WAY .
what would god do ???
before you make any judgements...ask yourself this...WOULD GOD GIVE A SHIT ???
Tuesday, August 9, 2016
SOUL DIRECTION...WRITTEN...JULY 2012
every road is paved with excuses...white lines painted with bullshit...be careful .
CARRY ON...APRIL 18 2015
....THEN THERE IS THAT FATAL DAY...WHEN YOU WAKE UP...PLAY WITH YOUR DICK...HAVE A CRAP...GO TO THE KITCHEN...AND SUDDENLY BE OVERWHELMED WITH THE GENERAL TRUTH THAT EVERYTHING ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU...IS A LIE .
Monday, August 8, 2016
HOW CAN I BE SURE...APRIL 25 2015
ONCE YOU FIND OUT WHAT THE WORLD IS REALLY LIKE...IT MAKES YOUR LOVING SACRIFICE AND GIFT...EVEN MORE SPECIAL .
Sunday, August 7, 2016
Saturday, August 6, 2016
wherever you are hiding...
wherever you are hiding from yourself...there is probably a hole involved .
fucked up weird...
how come weird behaviour...is always fucked up weird ??? weird should take you to another dimension of truth and love...you know...weird should be beautiful .
Friday, August 5, 2016
the fire that never got lit...
you and your fucking bar-ba-q...why don't you set the thing on fire .
DESTINATION...WRITTEN...JULY 2012
LOVE IS LIKE WATER...YOU MAY ALTER ITS DESTINATION FOR A BRIEF MOMENT...BUT IT WILL GET WHERE IT IS GOING TO .
NOW IS A COLLECTION OF EVENTS...WRITTEN...JULY 2012
as the soul erodes...we slap shit all over the place...and the new individual is born .
Thursday, August 4, 2016
LANDSCAPES...WRITTEN...JULY 2012
THE HARDER THE LANDSCAPE IS TO NAVIGATE...THE MORE BEAUTIFUL THE REWARD.
Wednesday, August 3, 2016
TWISTED...WRITTEN...JULY 2012
ONCE WE HAVE BEATEN OURSELVES SENSELESS...THEN TRUTH CAN BE ANYTHING WE SO DESIRE...POINT...LOVE YOURSELF...AND GAIN CLARITY AND CALM .
theological fact :
...99 % of the time...jesus does not give a fuck ...and the other one %...is usually not what you think it is .
Tuesday, August 2, 2016
...in shit with god...
...there are very few things that will get you in trouble with god...thinking you are him...is one of them .
people and their crack pipe...
...people are wonderfully accepting...just keep their crack pipe full .
Monday, August 1, 2016
belief system...and so on...
what do people believe ??? whatever makes them comfortable...and the more it makes them comfortable...the more they believe it .
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