Sunday, July 31, 2016

free blow job !!!

...if you don't pay attention to life...you will miss the...FREE BLOW JOB DEAD AHEAD sign .

melting your pocket pussy...

if your friend melts your pocket pussy...don't let it freeze your heart .

don't confuse...

don't confuse your confused self...with the bigger type of confusion .

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Friday, July 29, 2016

plain of existence...

...there is another plain of existence...and just about anyone who gets there...is usually trampled to death .

love is a gift...

love is a gift...not a weapon of mass destruction .

Thursday, July 28, 2016

...play the odds...

you are obviously talking  about men...guess what ??? they are 99 % emotionally retarded...do yourself a favour and get a girlfriend .

people see...people do...

people experience true , pure , unadulterated love...then find wonderful ways to forget about it .

people see...people do...

people experience true , pure , unadulterated love...then find wonderful ways to forget about it .

making sense when you speak...

...are you tired of watching people not even attempt to make sense when they speak ???

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

...famous last words...

my father's last words..." ALL THAT FUCKING MONEY I DIDN'T SPEND '' ...( more or less ) .

think ??? !!! ???

do you know what your problem is ??? you don't know the difference between right and wrong .

i have seen you do the most fucked up things and smile...then do something god wouldn't give a flying fuck about in a billion years and beat yourself half into an alternate universe .

...think , man...think !!!

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

pocket pussy...

there is nothing like a church patienter boiling the ministers pocket pussy to liven up the service .

tug of war...

...if someone wants to make your life into a TUG OF WAR...then drop the rope .

LIFE...SERVED BEST WITH...

life...served best with strawberries and a good heaping helping of alien strawberries...just to make your dick hard .

Monday, July 25, 2016

Sunday, July 24, 2016

RELIGION AND SEX...WRITTTEN...JULY 2012

THE MORMONS GAVE ME THIS BOOK ON HUMAN SEXUALITY...I USED TO MASTURBATE TO IT ALL THE TIME...DON'T THINK THAT IS WHAT THEY INTENDED...BUT I KNOW THERE IS A POINT HERE .

OH , YES...MAKING THE NATURAL...TABOO...WILL FUCK UP ANYONE .

...so it seems...

...some things seem like other things...or so it seems .

Saturday, July 23, 2016

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Monday, July 18, 2016

adding to your life...

...every time your file is added on to...some people get pisses...some enlightened .

...the closer you get...

the closer you get to the truth...the more simple it becomes...neurosis and complicated motivations disappearing .

trustology...

figure this one out...people seem to have more trust in little things...and less trust in big things .

Sunday, July 17, 2016

reality...of god...

...the nearest i can figure out...our bullshit keeps on pushing god's reality back more and more .

Saturday, July 16, 2016

stick your figure...

it is a lot easier to stick your figure into something than it is to stick your finger out of it .

information...

one % of the information...may seem like it all...80 % may seem like you know nothing...GO FIGURE .


Friday, July 15, 2016

Thursday, July 14, 2016

good reasons...

...there were good reasons to leave me...you left for all the others .


...good luck .

love will...

love will take upon itself a new form...then god can old mould it into something real...one way or another .

the love given...

the love given to you...is not to be used as weapon .

Monday, July 11, 2016

...the universe...

the universe is put together in a way that encourages addiction...so don't be too hard on yourself .

Saturday, July 9, 2016

need...

need can lead you to all things wonderful...and need can stop you dead in your tracks...and it can be the exact same fucking thing !!!

comfort and the price...

...how much can you love someone...before people think it uncomfortable and decide to hurt you ???

...the arc of human nature...

...i told the girl that POCKET PUSSY would replace sex...next day...the store was burned down .

Friday, July 8, 2016

...the devil stole it...

...there is a far better chance that you misplaced something than there is that the devil stole it...NON-THE-LESS .

...now in society...

...now in society...you are allowed to be different...just not different different .

Thursday, July 7, 2016

...hall of courage...

for every one inch you have to dig into your soul...you have to dig two into the hall of courage .

it is well with my soul...

we can dig all the wells we want...it's what we throw down the wells that will define us .

if...

...if you could love it...it would disappear .

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

love is...

...love is best...when everything else is left behind .

...the dirty deed...

everyone thinks that when they do THE DIRTY DEED*...that...for some unknown reason...it doesn't count .

*dirty deed , meaning...really shitty thing...( not sex ) .

Monday, July 4, 2016

...what you put in your mouth...

jesus said...'' it does not matter what you out in your mouth ''...think of this the next time you want to condemn homosexuals .

penis envy...

the greatest world leader will be the one who convinces every man to stick his penis in the wrong hole .

ass-backwards...

...did you ever think that you just might be looking at life ass-backwards ???

Saturday, July 2, 2016

...crazy...

if people don't think you are crazy...you are probably doing nothing of significance .

...chances are...

chances are...if you don't abuse them...they will abuse you .

once women take over...

once women take over...we can talk about shit...instead of throwing it at unsuspecting tourists as they ride by on their bicycle built for two .