a monkey story...

another great moment in our history...we shot a monkey for being kind to a human child .

reality...what a concept !!!

reality is what you eat after you discover that your chicken has gone bad .

love will...

love will alter your universe....like a crab will alter the sand patterns on the beach .

...masturbation...

MASTURBATION...jerk your way through life .

don't shovel so much shit...

don't shovel so much shit that it becomes an obsession .

adam and eve...

adam and eve said it best...LET'S FUCK EVERYTHING UP .

LIFE...

life...an interesting idea .

nothing is something...

nothing is something...if you look at it it from a certain angle.

love without actions...

love without action...is a jelly fish on fire .

pocket pussy...

pocket pussy will bring world peace long before negotiations .

SALVAGE...AUG . 14 2010

ABOUT FIVE MINUTES AFTER MY  C .D. RACK COLLAPSED...AND I BROKE ABOUT 100 CASES...A FRIEND CALLS ME ON THE PHONE AND ASKS ME IF I NEED 100 C. D . CASES...POINT...LIFE HAS A THING ABOUT REBUILDING...THE HEART...THE SOUL...PLASTIC SHIT AND EVERYTHING IN YOUR IMAGINATION .

sex is...

sex is trust...sexuality is the art of trust .

NEW MORNING...OCT 16 2010

YOUR LIFE WILL DEFINE YOU...UNTIL YOU FIND SOMETHING FAR GREATER .

love...

...love and creatures from other planets...are not the same thing .

CRUCIFIXION...OCT . 10 2010

IF YOU ARE NOT LIVING LOVE...ARE YOU REALLY LIVING ???

REGRETS...

if you have no regrets...you will regret it .

family...

...and above all things...remember...if you are are '' part of the family''...that means you are about to be thrown out the door .

...thinking you are smarter...

...before you think you are smarter than someone...make sure you are smarter than they are .

...the trick to life...

the trick to life is not going back from where we came .

POCKET PUSSY...

POCKET PUSSY may not be true love...but it is better than most of the crap out there .

answers....

...the greatest answers...have no  questions attached to them .

lesbians...and more lesbians....

did you ever wonder what it was like to be a guy who's sexual preference is lesbians ???

...origin...

everything finds its way back to its origin .

LOVE !!!

beginning...end...everything in between...LOVE !!!

...truth seeker...

killing everyone who disagrees with you...does not make you a truth seeker .

abusing the shit...

...if you abuse the shit out of someone...it will not be the kind of shit that makes your garden grow .

TIME IN A BOTTLE...

maybe you didn't waste time...maybe all that time was needed to bring you to the place you are right now .

...get over it...

to those of you who have been fucked around by organized religion...relax...do not take it personally...all in all...that's just the way people treat each other .

What's Happening - Sermon

...fucking ourselves...

it is pretty fucking horrible that we change the rules of society every few years...but that is nothing compared to the arrogance and pride that we do it with .

...bee in the moment...

...sail it...swim it...fly it...kick it...suck it...jerk it...it may be the last fucking chance you have !!!

SO SIMPLE , REALLY !!!

you left a good man for a bad man...and another good man tried to help you out and you pissed all over him...and do you know why ??? BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID .

LIFE...

...life...chew on it .

WHAT YOU KNOW...

...what you don't know should add humility to what you know .

GIVING YOU...

...if someone gives you what you want...that does not necessarily make them a good person .

WORKING THROUGH SHIT...

IF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO WORK THROUGH SHIT....THEN YOU WON'T .

PROXIMITY...

proximity does not make you love more or less...love makes you love more or less .

FAITH WITHOUT WORKS...JAN . 8 2011

LOVE WITHOUT ACTION...COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR A DEAD COW .

LEAVING TO GET HOME...DEC . 11 2010

IF YOU FIND A 20 DOLLAR BILL...PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE LUCKY...IF YOU SPEND ALL YOUR TIME LOOKING FOR MONEY ON THE STREET....THEY WILL CONSIDER YOU TO BE A BUM .

...THINK ABOUT IT .

may you never...

may you never have to breath the words...SON , WHY DID YOU SHOOT THAT POOR FUCKER IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD ???

COMMUNICATION...OCT . 30 2010

EVERY TIME YOU HAVE AN ORGASM...YOU COMMUNICATE SOMETHING...BUT HAVE YOU EVER TOLD ANYBODY ??? 

HOW LONG...

how long is the way of love...so we hang out with his brother billy long , instead .

CHANGE...JAN . 23 2011

FOR MOST...LIFE IS ADAPTING TO THE SHIT SANDWICH WHICH IS FOREVER BEFORE THEM...FOR A FEW...LIFE IS ADAPTING TO LOVE .

...bull shit...

the distance between hearing and interpreting...is , generally speaking...where all the bullshit is stored .

TRUTH FOLDS...

...truth folds back into itself .

MEDI - CARE...

...if jesus believed in MEDI-CARE...he would not have raised people from the dead .

ONE LAKE DRAINS...

as we punch each other in the balls...one lake drains into another .

LOVE WILL...

love will make you uncomfortable...then break you...then mend you back with divine inspiration .

MACHINE GUN...

get mad...lose your credibility...buy a machine-gun...get it back .

...all is love...

...healthy prayer...equals healthy sex ...
ALL IS LOVE !!!

mt favourite person.....GOD...runner up...

...my favourite person...

my favourite person...GOD...runner up...JUSTIN TIME .

rich person / poor person...

...the most vicious animal on the planet...a rich person who is afraid of a poor person .

HOW DO PEOPLE COMMUNICATE ???

how do most communicate ??? with one % of the information...thinking it is 101 % .

DON'T BE AN IDGET...

don't be an idget !!!

LIFE...STICK YOUR...

...life...stick your finger in it !!!

...alcoholism...

...the wonderful thing about being an alcoholic...is you get to choose the way you die .

...secrets...

secrets and gossip are like drunken armadillos...smoking their hash pipe as they glide through the forest of confusion and broken dreams .

...high civilization ...

...people are most civilized...when god is carrying a big stick .

LOVE WILL...

LOVE WILL PREVAIL...BUT IT WON'T BE PRETTY .

ROADS...JAN. 1 2011

THE ROAD UP YOUR ASS IS THE NEAREST ONE...BUT POSSIBLY NOT  THE BEST .

YOUR LIFE...

...in the final analysis...there is not too much difference between the one before and the one after .

R E A L ...

in terms of being real...question everything .

LOVE HAPPENS...

it is not a question of doing things...it is a question of loving people...then things simply happen .

FLESH AND SPIRIT...JULY 3 2010

HOSEA MARRIED A WHORE...DAVID SLEPT WITH A BILLION GIRLS...THIS IS O.K...BUT THE BOY IN THE THIRD ROW WHO GOOSED THE ELDERS DAUGHTER IS GOING TO HELL .

PICKING PEOPLE APART...

...you can pick anyone apart...but don't be surprised if you bleed to death out of your beak afterwards .

WHAT IS REALITY ???

what is reality ??? the absence of crap !!!

WHO YOU ARE...

your behaviour is easily justified...and easily dismissed...think about it .

IN LIFE...

...eventually , IN LIFE...there are people you just don't want to see...don't feel guilty .

THE CATHOLICS...

...the catholics believe that sperm is a very sacred thing...which , of course...turns my toilet bowl into some kind of artefact .

MY ERASER... 1967

...when i was five i had a transparent eraser .

...and it erased the scars and the seven year tribulation  brought to you by the FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE FROG POND and MR . WHEATLAND CEREAL .



...i once caught my teacher rubbing my eraser on her private parts during recess ...( an attempt to make her sin disappear and turn the principal into a bunny rabbit ) .

OUR " TRUTH " ...

...our "truth"  is like bouncing a rubber ball...and expecting it to skip across the solar system .

CARE HARD...

PEOPLE DO CARE...unfortunately , about the wrong things .

FOUNDATION...

it takes a few days to build a kingdom...it takes a few decades to build the foundation .

THE BEACH OF LIFE...

...shit...gold...piss...flowers...all things that can be left on the BEACH  OF LIFE .

FINDING YOURSELF...

...wherever you look to find yourself...make sure it is not between your legs .

EVENTS...JANUARY 29 2011

WHEN THE WORLD COMES TO A CLIMAX...WILL YOU DO MORE THAN LEAVE AN ASS PRINT IN THE SAND ???

OUR GREATEST FEAR...

paradoxically...our greatest fear...is losing what we do not possess .

TOGETHERNESS...

togetherness is easier far apart...BUT not better .

LOVE IS...

love is a taste...a feeling...a warning...a discipline...and , oh yes...do not forget the warm puppy .

DO IT , BABY...

you know what you would do...once you start dong it .

IF...

if god ever asks you want you want...tell him..." to land on a soft pillow " .

OVERCOMPENSATION...

...every fuck up needs a reasonable overcompensation .

PACING THE CAGE...JULY 17 2010

LOVE MAY NOT HAVE MADE EVERYTHING...BUT IT MADE EVERYTHING WORTH KEEPING .

GOLDFISH...

some say there is nothing worse than outliving your pet goldfish...some say a whole lot of shit...BE CAREFUL WHO YOU LISTEN TO .

WHATEVER IT IS...

...whatever it is...that is no way to seduce it .

IF GOD...

if god ever asks you want you want...tell him to land on a soft pillow .

THE SAVAGES SLEEP PEACEFULLY...FEB . 12 2011

LOVE IS TO PLANET EARTH...WHAT BANANA PUDDING IS TO THE MOON .

ARTIFICIAL LIFE SUPPORT...APRIL 2 2011

IF YOUR QUEST IS SEX...MONEY AND POWER...AT THE EXPENSE OF LOVE...YOU ARE ON ARTIFICIAL LIFE SUPPORT .

WHY...AUG . 17 2010

AN HONEST PREACHER...IS A FIRED PREACHER...WHY DOES THIS BOTHER NOBODY ???

MISTAKING LEFT FROM RIGHT...MAY 21 2011

...love is found...between the cracks of existence .

YOU AND ME...APRIL 24 2010

EVERYTHING THAT GETS IN BETWEEN YOU AND ME...IS AN ILLUSION .

REALISM...JUNE 4 2011

PEOPLE RESPOND TO YOUR FAKE IMAGE MORE THAN YOUR REAL SELF...JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T ITCH YOUR BALLS OR PICK YOUR NOSE AS THE PROCESS UNFOLDS .