UNREAL BEHAVIOR...WRITTEN...2011

HOW MUCH OF OUR BEHAVIOUR...CAN WE ACTUALLY TRACE BACK TO OURSELVES ???  HOW MUCH DID WE MAKE UP OR STEAL AS WE WENT ALONG ???

seeing things...

EARTH , WIND , FIRE AND WATER...and somehow LOVE holding it all together .

JUDGEMENTAL...

be judgemental...see how long it takes GODZILLA to emerge from the ocean and fuck you up !!!

burdens in life...

everyone has their burdens...the problem begins when you think they are a good idea .

PEOPLE / UNIQUE

what makes people very unique...is the particular way they grab shit from each other .

SPIRITUAL GIFTS...

...if you have the gift of figuring shit out...make sure you also have the gift of shutting your mouth .

QUOTE OF THE YEAR...

...''a mother should never have to worry about her son's safety...when he goes to rob a bank '' ...( close enough , anyway ) .

TABOO...WRITTEN...2011

WHAT IS A TABOO ??? ANYTHING PLEASURABLE...BECAUSE TAKING IT AWAY FROM YOU MAKES THEM FEEL POWERFUL...THEY WOULD MAKE YOUR FUCKING BUBBLE BATH A TABOO ...IF THEY THOUGH YOU GOT TOO MUCH ENJOYMENT FROM IT .

an ode to bullshit...

...bullshit may hold things together...but it is still quite easily washes away .

YOU...SEPT . 17 2011

THE PROBLEM IS NOT LIFE BEING A PATCH JOB...THE PROBLEM IS...WE FORGET THE FUCKING PATCHES .

THE COVER - UP...SEPT 24 2011

...if you are a werewolf in a silver bullet convention...put on sunglasses and a trench coat .

PRESSURE...

WHAT FUCKS US UP THE MOST...IS OUR GREATEST OPPORTUNITY TO LEARN .

RESISTANCE IS FUTILE...

love goes in its own direction...resistance...fucks you up .

ADVANCED COMMUNITY...OCT . 15 2011

WHEN LOVE IS NOT CONSIDERED AN OPTION...BUT IS SEEN AS THE ONLY WAY...COMMUNITY HAS REACHED HIGHER GROUND .

THE ART OF BEING POLITE...WRITTEN...2011

THE WORLD IS A TURD ON THE OPEN SEA...BUT IT IS HARD TO GET OFF A FLOATING TURD...WHEN YOU ARE PRETENDING YOU ARE NOT ON ONE .

DISCOVERING WRONG...WRITTEN...2011

EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE TOO FUCKED UP ABOUT SEX...OR NOT FUCKED UP ENOUGH .

WHERE EVIL GROWN...OCT . 22 2011

EVERY GENERATION HAS ITS OWN LITTLE THING THAT IS DIFFERENT THAN THE ONE BEFORE...SO THEY PROCEED TO JUDGE THEM FOR IT .

BEAUTIFUL ILLUSION...NOV . 26 2011

BEFORE YOU FUCK UP...REMEMBER...YOU MIGHT HAVE TO DEFINE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE BY IT...POINT...GOD FORGIVES...PEOPLE USUALLY DO NOT .

GET IT STRAIGHT...march 25 2016

GET IT STRAIGHT...if you want to deal with people...first you have to understand that they are basically afraid of EVERYTHING .

BEAUTIFUL , BEAUTIFUL IGNORANCE !!!

if i had known then what i know now...so much of the best parts of my life would not have happened .

THE THIRD UNIVERSE...OCT . 29 2011

WE INTERACT WITH LOVE...AND CREATE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL AND FRESH .

LIFE...wow !!!

...maybe life is supposed to be insane...did you ever think of that ???

INVESTMENT PLAN...NOV. 5 2011

GOD WILL NOT FUCK YOU OVER.

DO ONTO OTHERS...MARCH 24 2012

THE MOMENT THAT IT LEAVES YOUR SIGHT...IT IS PROBABLY ON ITS WAY BACK TO YOU .

PRESSURE...DEC . 22 2011

THERE IS ALWAYS FRICTION IN LOVE...AS IT CIRCLES THE WORLD IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION .

BIRDS WITH NO STARS...DEC . 31 2011

WE ARE BORN WITH A MAP WITHIN OUR HEARTS...THEN COMES THE HARD PART .

MAKING LIFE REAL...JAN . 21 2012

WHERE EVER WE HAVE BEEN DESTROYED...THAT IS WHERE WE FUND RAISE .

RELIGION...

once there was this dumb shit who heard a song...so he quickly concluded that it was the only song in the universe...and he beat the crap out of anyone who had any different ideas on the subject...and his name was...RELIGION .

LIVING INSIDE...FEB . 25 2012

WE ALL HAVE SHIT...AND WE MAKE THE CHOICE TO EITHER HAND IT OR CHUCK IT AT THOSE WE LOVE .

WHAT SURROUNDS YOU...FEB. 18 2012

WHAT YOU ARE WITHIN...WILL SURROUND YOU WHERE EVER YOU GO .

the long run...march 2016

the better the lie...in THE LONG RUN...the greater the fuck ups .

YOUR BEST INTEREST...MARCH 10 2012

...the illusion of success...usually falls apart from the inside out .

BELOW THE SURFACE...MARCH 17 2012

TWO MIDGETS...ALL THEY DID WAS SCREAM AND ABUSE EACH OTHER AS CUSTOMERS MEANDERED IN AND OUT OF THEIR CORNER STORE...AND WHEN ONE DIED...THE OTHER DIED IN A WEEK OR SO .

...THEY WERE THE HAPPIEST COUPLE I EVER MET .

LOVE WITHOUT LOVE...MARCH 2016

...sex without spirituality...is like love without love .

MASTURBATION AS PRAYER...OCT . 10 2010

RUN AWAY OR EMBRACE THOSE THOUGHTS...THEY ARE A ROAD MAP IF YOU FEEL SO INCLINED .

THE TREE...APRIL 28 2012

WHAT CAN SAVE YOU ONE DAY...CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE THE NEXT .

YOUR PAST...

...before your past becomes you...make sure it is love...forgiven...and understood .

truth is only hidden...

truth is only hidden...never murdered .

LIVE LARGE...

...if you feel your life is in the palm of your hands...that means you must have a very small life .

LOVE...

love is a boat against a current .

APE SHIT...

...wherever there is power...people will go...APE SHIT .

WHAT IS LOVE ???

what is love ??? clear blue sky's in the soul...the clearer the sky...the more the love .

INTERNET CENSORING...201?

...i got kicked out of RUSSIA three times now...possibly for sneaking VODKA into the movie theater...maybe for shooting their DINGO'S .

CUBS AND SCOUTS...

...the first day of CUBS...1971 or 1972...the big kids approached me...said...HEY , STRANG...YOUR BROTHER ISN'T HERE THIS YEAR...i replied...NOPE...BUT HE IS ONLY ONE PHONE CALL AWAY .

...they left .

DAMAGE CONTROL...OCT . 17 2010

FUCKING UP CAN BE THE GATEWAY FOR DISCOVERY...OR THE ASS HOLE THAT PASSES A LOT OF SHIT .

AUGUST 1979

summer has to close...your heart...not so much so .

music...touching another...chocolate milk...whatever can pry your heart open for keeps...make it so .

21 GUN SOLUTE...

...the only difference between a 21 gun solute and a firing squad...is a 45 degree angle .

LEARNING...

it takes a lot to learn...that most don't learn .

LOVE IS A PARADOX...

love is the master of the paradox...the more you let go...the greater the grip upon you .

GOD IS LOVE ???

god is love...and religion is taking that love and dumping it into a pile of shit and holding it there until it is unrecognisable .

ADDICTIONS...OCT . 13 2010

HOW COULD PEOPLE BE CONCERNED THAT THEIR ACTIONS AFFECT OTHERS...WHEN THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THEY AFFECT THEMSELVES ???

BATMAN...

...if you want to be BATMAN...start off as a bat...and work your way up .

HELL OR EARTH...OCT . 3 2010

THE LONGER SOMETHING TAKES...THE BETTER THE CHANCES FOR SURVIVAL .

SPIRITUAL DEVELOPMENT...OCT. 24 2010

AS YOU MOVE TOWARD LOVE...EVERYTHING HOLLOW GETS SLOWLY FILLED .

SEX AND SPIRITUALITY...MARCH 16 1016

...sex is like spirituality...in the sense that it is the weak areas that have to be touched the most and in the most profound ways .

THE GOSPEL OF FEAR...OCT . 24 2010

BEFORE YOU BEFRIEND THE RICH...HAVE SOMEONE PISS IN YOU FACE...JUST TO MAKE SURE YOU LIKE IT .

CIRCLES...OCT . 3 2010

JUST ABOUT EVERYONE REPEATS THEMSELVES AGAIN AND AGAIN...THEY CALL IT LIFE...BUT IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE SEX , BOOZE AND DRUGS...EVEN THE DUMBEST WOULD BE FORCED TO RETRACT AND REFER TO IT AS WHAT IT REALLY IS...A SHIT SANDWICH WITHOUT THE BREAD .

LIFE DONE WITH MIRRORS...OCT . 10 2010

WHAT IS A SUPERHERO WITHOUT A VILLAIN...AN ALCOHOLIC WITHOUT A DIVORCE COURT...ETERNITY HAS DRAWN US INTO A POSITION...NOW IT IS UP TO US TO FIGURE IT OUT .

EMOTIONAL MEDICATION...OCT . 10 2010

I ONCE WROTE A FRIEND A PRESCRIPTION TO TAKE A VACATION FROM HIMSELF...FOR A WHILE...IT SEEMED TO WORK  .

LIFE IS A GAME...OCT . 10 2010

LIFE IS A GAME OF CHESS...MOST ARE PLAYING CHECKERS .

RIGHTS OF PASSAGE...OCT . 10 2010

who you are...will eventually take the shape of a pathway...for better or worse .

NORMAL...

...there are many ways to ruin your child without touching them...all of which they could eventually come to see as normal .

SELF FULFILLING PROPHESY...OCT . 3 2010

YOU BEAT ME UNTIL I SAID THAT I DIDN'T LOVE YOU...THEN YOU SAID..."TOLD YA "...AND WALKED AWAY .

penis and butter knife...

...if you learn that a penis is not a butter knife...you are off to a good start .

change the world...

before you change the world...change your mind and your underwear .

HOW TO LEARN...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2010

IF YOUR SEX IS BORING...GOOD CHANCE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IS BORING AS WELL...WHAT WILL CHANGE IT ??? NOT BITCHING !!!

REALITY AND SEX...JUNE 6 2010

EVERY PILE OF DIRT YOU MOVE FROM YOURSELF...AND ONTO THE SHED BEHIND THE CHICKEN BARN...LEADS YOU ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE REALITY  OF WHO YOU ARE .

COMMUNITY OCT 31 2010

...if you see a murder of crows eating while another is perched in a free...the one in the tree is simply looking out for his friends...so... as JESUS said...GO AND DO LIKEWISE .

LETTING GO...AUG . 1 2010

CONTROL IS LIKE PREGNANCY THROUGH MASTURBATION .

THE JOURNEY...AUG . 8 2010

THE ONLY PARTS OF THE JOURNEY THAT WERE REAL...WERE THE PARTS YOU LOVED .

BASING YOUR LIFE ON A LIE...AUG . 1 2010

PART 1...THEY LEFT YOU FOR A REASON...PART 2...THE REASON MAY HAVE BEEN GOOD...MAYBE NOT...PART 3...IF YOU DID NOT SEE ANY REASON...CHANCES ARE...IT WAS A GOOD ONE .  

UNDERSTANDING...

the less people understand something...the more they feel confident about it .

religion hides everything...

religion hides everything...until it is too late .

WHAT IS ABNORMAL SEXUALITY ??? JULY 11 2010

LOVE SHOULD BE THE FOUNDATION...AND FREEDOM SHOULD MAKE LOVE TO LOVE .

CROWS CAN QUACK...AUG . 1 2010

I WAS TELLING THE TAIL OF  "JEFF THE CROW"...MY FRIEND LOOKED DOWN AT HIS COMPUTER...AND THERE IT WAS...COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT OF MY STORY...A PICTURE OF A CROW NAMED JEFF .

MERCY...NOW...

mercy changes the latitude and longitude of everything in your soul .

YOU DON'T KNOW HOW FUCKED UP SOMEONE IS...

you don't know how fucked up someone is...until you give them a chance to prove it .

WHY ??? AUG . 1 2010

A MINISTER LOST HIS ORDINATION FOR NUDE SUNBATHING...ONE OF MY FAVORITE PASS TIMES , BY THE WAY...THING IS...THIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SAME FUCKERS WHO PRAISED KING DAVID FOR HAVING HIS FRIEND MURDERED SO HE COULD FUCK HIS WIFE .

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL RELIGION .

peaceful easy feeling...

once you find peace with your universe...make it best two out of three .

OCT .21 2010...everyone is your zen master

i walked up to this kid and told him that it is a good idea to open your zipper before you piss...he looked at me kind of strange like...so i explained..."use your brain for thinking and your ass for shitting...not the other way around " .

... WITH YOUR TEENAGER...JULY 11 2010

IT IS NEVER THE UNRESOLVED SHIT THAT FUCKS EVERYTHING UP....IT IS HOW IT IS APPROACHED..THAT IS TO SAY...LEAVE YOUR MIRROR AND BASEBALL BAT BACK IN YOUR ROOM NEXT TO YOUR PORNO COLLECTION .

CELEBRATING DIFFERENCES...

...celebrating differences...does not involve smashing a wine bottle over someone's head .

concern...

when should concern...concern you ???

living a lie...

next time you live a lie...take a hammer with you and beat the fucker to death .

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paradox and love...

...as love widens your heart...your options become more and more limited .

MERCY...

once you have experienced mercy...your soul is free to go where it wants to go .

...the world is going to shit...

if you haven't seen someone's genitalia...then you are not allowed to think about them while masturbating .

love...in this universe

LOVE...take out the hard parts...and the easy parts simply float away .

LOVE PEOPLE...USE THINGS...JULY 11 2010

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF GOLDFISH...THE KIND YOU BUY IN THE STORE...AND THE KIND THAT HOP RIGHT INTO YOUR BOAT

 ...guess which one makes a better story ???

if...

if your love is not greater than you...then throw it away and find another one .

COMMUNICATE SEXUAL IDENTITY...JULY 11 2010

LET'S PUT IT THIS WAY...BEFORE YOU PUT YOUR PENIS IN HER MOUTH...MAKE SURE HER NEEDS HAVE BEEN EXPRESSED .

an ode to bullshit...

bullshit replaces everything from grasshoppers to aliens to truth .

LOVE EVERY SECOND...JULY 18 2010

EVERYTHING YOU SAY...ADD 20 % LESS BULLSHIT AND 30 % MORE MERCY .

DISCOVERY...

it is time to wake up...look around...see what is there...opposed to what you want to believe is there...AND MAKE DECISIONS ACCORDINGLY .

...ALL IN LOVE...

eat shit ???

it is a fine line between god's divinely inspired will...and making some poor fucker eat shit .

SEXUAL MORALITY...JULY 4 2010

SEX CAN HELP YOU COMMUNICATE WITH GOD...THE DEVIL...PRIMAL INSTINCT...THE GODDESS OF CRAP...ANY ONE OF NUMEROUS ENTITIES .

...a good start...

if you know you don't want a rattle snake biting your nuts...you are off to a good start .

stupid...

the brighter the light...the more everything looks stupid .

ACRES AND ACRES...

acres and acres of universe...and you have to crap right there and now .

it's a mystery !!!