discernment...

the spirit directs...emotions confuse...LEARN THE DIFFERENCE .

deep cuts...

the more beautiful the objects you crunch under your feet...the deeper the cuts will be .

...the distance...

...maybe the distance between planets...represents the distance between each other .

if you live in god...

if you live your life IN GOD...you will probably feel your demise slowly come over you...like a blanket...or a noon day shadow .

that is... IF !!!

love increases...

love increases knowledge and awareness .

do not shit...

don't shit on your floor...you may not find someone stupid enough to clean it up for you .

confusion and religion...

we search for what kind of CONFUSION we need to fill our soul...and this will determine our RELIGION .

my penis...

i dreamed my penis was a vagina...and i spun around until i fell down dead .

listening...

listening to half of what someone is saying...can be very entertaining...not fruitful...but entertaining .

beautiful reward...

what fucks us up the most...is the very thing that leads us to a BEAUTIFUL REWARD .

reality , what a concept...

...REALITY usually happens...when people have turned and are looking the other way .

...don't it ???

i really , really wanted this record...but when it came time to order it...i forgot what it was .

makes you wonder , don't it ???

figuring shit out...

if you cannot figure something out...POSSIBLY you are not supposed to .

1492...

...in 1492 columbus sailed the ocean blue...to run away from his sexuality .

...anger...

anger...confront it...or let it breed up your testicles .

MAKING MOVIES...

every time you clear something away from your heart...greater awareness is revealed .

BEACH OF LIFE...

on the beach of life...do not be the whale .

some people...

one of life's greatest ironies is that some people are most happy when they are sad .

the future...

you can suck off the future...a lot easier than you can predict it .

ass holes slowly take over...

it is funny how we see the colour of people and we forget how easy it is to shoot them and take their wallet .

...boyfriend...

i used to think i was a bad boyfriend...then one day i realized that just about everyone , in a romantic sense...was playing some fucking game or another...now , that didn't necessarily mean that i suddenly became a good boyfriend...but it did qualify me to be better than most of the rest .

be careful...

you can be driven to love...and driven to fuck everything up...BE CAREFUL !!!

the more you realize how fragile you are...the less fragile you become .

what is love ???

love is for bringing life into balance .

right now...right here...

where you are right now...may involve billions of factors...MAYBE...you only know a few of them .

let's go get some religion , brother...

if you want to be defined by your weakest moment...GET RELIGION .

convenience...

believing what is convenient...will never be convenient .

comes a time...

comes a time in the relationship...where there is no time for the relationship .

why we ''broke up ''...

i got sick of the batter...you got sick of the fish .

GREEN...

EVERYTHING GREEN IS NOT SNOT...SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MARTIAN .

sometimes by the fire...

sometimes by the fire...i sit around and warm my ass...wondering how fucked up things are really...you know...if someone were to suddenly piss all the politeness down the drain .

do not do this...

most spend the first half of their life fucking shit up...and the second half blaming and justifying everything .

pissing in your swimming pool...

who will and will not piss in your swimming pool...is priceless knowledge .

fucking up...

people want what will get them the furthest...which means , of course...they will almost always fuck up .

enjoying sex ???

then there are the weirdo's who are all for you having SEX...as long as you don't enjoy it .

HOW TO BRIDGE SEX AND SPIRIT...JULY 11 2010

THERE ARE MANY POSITIONS FOR BOTH YOUR BODY AND YOUR SPIRIT...THEY ALL MEAN SOMETHING .

SPIRITUAL...JULY 20 2010

JUST LISTEN...AND IN 10 MINUTES...YOU WILL LEARN EVERYTHING THEY WANTED TO SAY AND A WHOLE LOT OF OTHER SHIT THEY HAD NO INTENTION OF TELLING YOU .

your wife...

...yes , i may have said that your wife was full of shit...BUT if it were not true...you would probably be laughing right now...not demanding an apology .

the universe...

...maybe the universe is just an overpriced shopping mall .

political correctness...

political correctness has done for LOVE...what white sand has done for sugar .

LOVE COUNTERFEIT...JUNE 20 2010

 IF SOMEONE DEMANDS YOUR TRUST...POLITELY TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF .

winds taking you...

winds taking you...and running away...are two completely different things .

the monkey...

so a monkey found a stray dog and he took it back to his monkey house and raised it...roughly translated...the monkey has better domestic policies than most countries.

GIVING SEX...JULY 18 2010

SEX IS KINDA ABOUT GIVING ALL THAT YOU ARE...NOW , THINK ABOUT WHAT THAT IS .

abandon ships...

abandon ships...not hearts .

HOW TO DISCERN BULLSHIT...JULY 18 2010

EVERYONE COMES WITH A BUCKET OF BULLSHIT...JUST ASK THEM IF YOU CAN PLAY IN IT FOR A WHILE .

the end of a perfect day...

this fellow coming right at me...i  think...this fucker is demon possessed...then he goes...HUMS SHUMAS...and shakes his stupid little mits like a garden troll...THE END OF A PERFECT DAY .

the golden retriever...

EVERY TIME I SEE A GOLDEN RETRIEVER...i think...GOD AT ONE OF HIS FINEST HOURS...as for us...well...not so much so .

please consider...

next time you find a door closed in front of you...consider the possibility that it may be a sprung mouse trap .

falling in love...

falling in love...takes you closer to reality .

LOVE...

LOVE DEPENDS UPON YOU .

...be careful what you wish for...

there are two things i have always desired...one )... to be a pharmacist...and...two )...to be a drug addict .

...the opposite direction...

truth is what happens as people run in the opposite direction .

BALANCE...JUNE 20 2010

AFTER ALL THE PRELIMINARIES...ONE PERSON DOMINATES...THE OTHER SUCKS IT UP...AND IT SORTA WORKS BECAUSE THERE IS BALANCE...PROBLEM IS...IT IS THE WRONG KIND OF BALANCE .

there is a god ...

there is a god if you believe in him...or if you don't believe in him...and especially if you are somewhere in between .

god's great big banana skin...

as long as we all keep our banana peels on...it should all be fine...or not .

L.C.D...JUNE 13 2010

GOD SHOULD GIVE EVERYBODY A REPORT CARD...AND EVERYONE ELSE THE RIGHT TO READ IT .

dehumanization...

PISS ON THE FUCKER...says the scribe...THE MORE DEHUMANIZED...THE EASIER IT IS TO FUCK HIM UP .

game of life...

if people really believed that life was an exam...they would be far more concerned about their score .

best prick to beat...

next time you are looking for a fight...remember...the best prick to beat is your own .

OPTIONS...JUNE 13 2010

PARADOX...LOVE IS NARROW...BUT IT OPENS A MILLION DOORS .

HOW TO SURVIVE ABUSE...JUNE 13 2010

HOW YOU INTERPRET...IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE EVENT .

LOVE IS TRUTH...JULY 25 2010

THE ONLY CONFUSION IN LOVE...IS THE CONFUSION LOVE HAS NOT TAKEN CARE OF YET .

belief system...

beliefs are usually generated out of the sexual organs or out of the anus .

offence behaviour...

being offensive will offend people...truth...even more so .

the pot of the universe...

what are people really like ??? throw something everyone wants into the pot and find out .

friendship...

if it is true that a person is very fortunate to have one REAL friend during a life time...then what does this say about a community with 1000 people or so ???

...i told you so...

next time you feel the need to say...I TOLD YOU SO...remember...I TOLD YOU SO  .

be wise...

be wise in exercising your wisdom .

SEXUAL FEARS AND SUCH...JULY 4 2010

THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD SEEMS TO BE EITHER TOO FREAKED OUT BY SEX...OR NOT FREAKED OUT ENOUGH...IF YOU TOUCH YOUR BOY FRIENDS DICK YOU WILL NOT DISPLEASE GOD...AND FUCKING EVERYONE YOU SEE IS NOT A REASONABLE RESPONSE TO THE UNIVERSE .

USE YOUR HEAD !!!

rise or fall...

...you will rise or fall to the level of the emotional maturity of your significant other .

CHOKE...

BETTER TO CHOKE  YOUR PENIS THAN THE TRUTH .

exploring love...

exploring love...is like exploring the bottom of the ocean .

ENLIGHTENMENT...

AS YOU WALK DOWN THE PATH OF ENLIGHTENMENT...YOU CAN SWEAR ALL YOU WANT .

CONNECTION...

A CONNECTION WITH ANOTHER...IS A WORK OF ART .

LOVE

LOVE WITHOUT JOY...IS LIKE WATER WITHOUT WET .

BEANS ARE NICE ???

IF THERE IS NO MERCY...THEN ALL ELSE DOES NOT AMOUNT TO A HILL OF BEANS .

RIVER IN HELL...

apparently...there is A RIVER IN HELL...and apparently...THERE IS A BOAT THAT WILL TAKE YOU THERE...and apparently...YOU DO NOT WANT TO GO .

REALITY...

REALITY...IS IT FIRM LIKE A PENIS...OR DOES IT BEND LIKE A DICK ???

TOILET OF THE HEART...

EVERY HEART HAS A TOILET...question is...DOES THE FLUSHER WORK ???

YOUR LIFE...HOW TO GET RICH

WEALTH IS A SIMPLE EQUATION...IF YOU NEED VERY LITTLE AND YOU HAVE A LITTLE MORE THAN VERY LITTLE...YOU ARE WEALTHIER THAN A BILLIONAIRE WHO BELIEVES HE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH .

YOUR BIRD AND ETERNITY...

THERE ARE LOTS OF GOOD PEOPLE WHO FLY THEIR BIRD AROUND ETERNITY...AND LOTS OF ASS HOLES WHO CAN KEEP IT IN THEIR POCKET...THINK ABOUT IT .

SENSE OF HUMOUR...

THE IRONY IS THAT PEOPLE THINK IT IS FUNNY THAT THE WORLD HAS LOST ITS SENSE OF HUMOUR .

PISSING ON THE TRUTH...

IF YOU WANT TO PRETEND...FINE...BUT REFRAIN FROM PISSING ON THE TRUTH .

KNOWING YOURSELF...JULY 4 2010

FEAR FUCKS EVERYTHING UP...SO WHEN IT TAKES THE FORM OF INTIMACY...DON'T THINK IT WILL GET ANY BETTER .

LOVE IS A TRIANGLE...SEPT . 19 2010

THE THIRD PERSON IS SELFLESS...THERE TO NURTURE AND GUIDE THE OTHER TWO...DON'T FUCK WITH HIM .

UNSCREWING YOUR HEAD...WRITTEN...SEPT . 19 2010

JUST REMEMBER THAT WHEN YOU FIND SOMEONE'S WEAKNESS AND YOU GET IN THE POUNCE POSITION...EVERY CREATURE IN THE JUNGLE IS TAKING NOTES .

SHIT SALAD...

NO MATTER WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAYS...YOU ARE TOO GOOD TO EAT SHIT SALAD .

THINGS HAPPEN SLOWLY...AUG . 15 2012

LOVE IS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE...AND THE PROCESS OF BRINGING IT HERE...TAKES A LONG , LONG TIME .

...IF YOU ARE NOT PREPARED TO SUFFER...FORGET IT .

HOW TO BE SEXUALLY REAL...JUNE 27 2010

PRETEND THAT WHAT YOU SAY AND HOW INTEGRAL YOU ARE SAYING IT...IS IMPORTANT...BECAUSE IT IS .

EVERYONE...

everyone is a lesson...THAT EATS , WALKS  , SHITS AND BREATHES .

BULLSHIT AND ILLUSIONS...

500 pounds of crap...and you are still EMPTY .

TRUTH AND LIES...

better to pull truth from your ass...than lies from a golden bucket .

THE PROCESS...

love is a process of...BRINGING TOGETHER...and...TAKING APART .

BULLSHIT...

there is much information out there...MOST OF WHICH IS BULLSHIT .

LOVE AND INSANITY...AUG . 15 2010

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE WHO APPEAR TO BE CRAZY...THE LOVERS...AND THE CRAZY...LOVE IS EMBRACING SOMETHING YOU COULD NEVER WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND...NEVER COMPREHEND...IT IS LIKE BEING FILLED WITH EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE THAT IS BEAUTIFUL...THEN LEFT WITH THE TASK OF TRYING TO EXPLAIN ...AND IF THAT DOESN"T SEEM CRAZY...THEN WHAT DOES ???

...AS FOR " CRAZY "...THAT JUST SPEAKS FOR ITSELF .

GREATER POWER IS NO POWER...OCT . 24 2010

THE THING ABOUT SOMEONE BEFRIENDING YOU SO THEY CAN HATE YOU AND GET BACK AT THEIR FATHER IS...YOU USUALLY DON'T SEE IT COMING...AND THEY DON'T KNOW THEY ARE DOING IT...IF YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON...FIRST LET IT GO AND FLY AWAY...you get a better perspective from the moon .

the now...

live life in THE NOW...unless...THE NOW...sucks .

sexual content...

why is sexual content rated "r" ??? why not rate gossip "r"...or something like that ???

SEXUAL POSITIONS...SEPT 5 2010

I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY SEXUAL PREFERENCE IS...BUT IT ISN'T HUMANS...AND IT CERTAINLY ISN'T ANYTHING ELSE .

HOMOSEXUALITY...JUNE 27 2010

THERE IS TRUTH TO EVERY BULLSHIT STORY...AND THE TRUTH IS...A SELFISH HEART IS FUCKING...NOT MAKING LOVE...YOU KNOW...IF THAT MATTERS TO YOU .

DISCOVERING YOUR SEXUALITY...SEPT . 26 2010

WHAT STOPS US FROM DISCOVERING OUR SEXUALITY ??? FEAR , LAZINESS...AND TRADITION...THING IS...IT WILL DISCOVER US .

ONE PIECE AT A TIME...

THE HUMAN PSYCHOLOGY IS DIVIDED UP INTO LITTLE PIECES...AND WE LEARN TO LOVE OURSELVES ONE PIECE AT A TIME .

metaphor for life...

everything is a metaphor for life...think about that next time you get your bird bitten by a snapping turtle .
 

TRUST IN LOVE...

TRUST IN LOVE...LIKE THE PENIS TRUSTS THE HAND .

GOLF...

SWING YOUR HEART LIKE YOU SWING YOUR GOLF CLUB...RIGHT BETWEEN SOMEONE'S EYES .

SELF RIGHTEOUS JUDGMENT...AUG . 29 2010

HATE ANYBODY...AND WEAR IT LIKE A TATTOO...RIGHT UNTIL IT CLIMBS UP YOUR ASS...AND PLAYS GOLF ON A TURD .

A HARD HEART...

A HARD HEART IS HARDER THAN A FROZEN TURD .

recipe for happiness...

TRUCK and DUCK .

GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT...

JUST REMEMBER...EVERY SECOND YOU SPENT RUBBING THAT MAGIC LAMP...to no avail...YOU COULD HAVE SPENT RUBBING YOUR PENIS .

SHIT BEING SAID...

THERE IS THE SHIT THAT IS BEING SAID...AND THE SHIT THAT IS BEING HEARD...THEY OFTEN HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON .

BULLSHIT...

BULLSHIT IS JUST ANOTHER WAY OF BREAKING THINGS INTO LITTLE PIECES .

EXPLORE YOURSELF...

ALL SIDES OF YOURSELF SHOULD BE EXPLORED...SOME INSIDE THE OFFICE OF A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL .

WHAT IS TRUST ???

TRUST IS LIKE A JEWEL...PLUCKED OUT OF A BABOON'S ASS .

WHEN LOVE IS NOT AROUND...AUG . 8 2010

WHEN LOVE IS NOT AROUND...THE SPACE SUDDENLY BECOMES OCCUPIED WITH ALL KINDS OF WEIRD SHIT .

THE UNIVERSE...BIG !!!

MAYBE THE UNIVERSE...IS EXACTLY THE SAME SIZE AS YOUR IMAGINATION .

IDIOT....PART 2

IRONICALLY...THE LESS CLEARLY YOU SEE THINGS...THE MORE TEMPTED YOU ARE TO REFER TO PEOPLE AS..."IDIOT "...AS WELL .

IDIOT...

THE MORE YOU SEE THINGS CLEARLY...THE MORE YOU ARE TEMPTED TO REFER TO OTHERS AS..." IDIOT " .

CONFLICT...AUG . 8 2010

ARE WE REALLY HAVING CONFLICT ??? OR ARE WE BEING DRAWN BACK INTO THE SHITFEST OF CHILDHOOD ???

REGRETS...AUG . 15 2010

WE REGRET BECAUSE WE LACK LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING POURED UPON THAT PARTICULAR CIRCUMSTANCE .