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Sunday, January 31, 2016
COMMUNITY PART .2...AUGUST 15 2010
MY LACK OF LOVE FOR ANY ONE PERSON IS REFLECTED IN MY COMMUNITY...POINT...GROW THE FUCK UP...LIVE LOVE .
SATISFYCATION...SEPT 12 2010
WHAT EVER A HUMAN BEING HAS...APPARENTLY HE WANTS 50 % MORE...BUT A ROCK OVER THE HEAD...AND HE IS COMPLETELY CONTENT...POINT...WE NEED METAPHORIC ROCKS OVER THE HEAD .
Saturday, January 30, 2016
DO ONTO OTHERS...JAN . 11 2010
WHO DOESN'T ATTACK GAY PEOPLE ??? COMPLETELY STRAIGHT PEOPLE...THEIR PEACE AND CALMNESS HAPPENS THE OLD FASHION WAY...THROUGH BEING PEACEFUL AND CALM...NO NEED TO PROVE YOU ARE SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT .
THE RIVER OF SERENITY...
THE RIVER OF SERENITY...POURS INTO THE OCEAN OF TRANQUILITY...SO WHY IS EVERYONE SO NERVOUS ???
BEAVER AND BOYFRIEND...
I DREAMED THAT MY PET BEAVER LOST ALL OF HIS TEETH...AND THIS MADE HER BOYFRIEND VERY HAPPY .
THE RACCOON OF TRUTH...
THE RACCOON OF TRUTH...HIDES IN THE GARBAGE CAN OF REALITY...AS THE POSSUM OF ETERNITY BLOWS WEED SMOKE THROUGH THE FOREST TREES .
Friday, January 29, 2016
THE MIRROR...JAN . 10 2010
EVERYONE LOOKS IN THE MIRROR...HOPEFULLY ONE WITH NO BULLSHIT SMEARED OVER IT .
Thursday, January 28, 2016
PATIENCE...JAN . 2010
IN A BILLION YEARS TIME...TWO GALAXIES WILL COLLIDE...MEANWHILE...RELAX AND HAVE A BEER...ETERNITY WILL GO BY AS FAST AS IT FUCKING WELL LIKES .
ABSTRACT THOUGHT...JAN . 2010
THE SOLID MASS OF THE UNIVERSE...IS GOING IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION OF LOVE...WHY ??? SOME THINGS FALL...WHITE OTHERS RISE...IT IS SIMPLY THEIR NATURE .
GENERIC VS ORGANIC...FEB . 6 2010
YOU CAN TELL WHEN LOVE IS REAL...IT GOES DEEPER THAN ANYTHING ELSE .
Wednesday, January 27, 2016
LOVE...JOY...PEACE...
...AND WHAT DO THEY ALL HAVE IN COMMON ??? THEY ALL COME FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE...AND ARE FIGHTING THEIR FUCKING ASSES OFF TO MAKE A HOME DOWN HERE .
PARKINSON'S DISEASE
IF YOU CAN HOLD OFF GETTING PARKINSON'S UNTIL YOU ARE 65 OR 70...YOU CAN ACTUALLY BEAT IT TO THE GRAVE...( AND THIS MAY OR MAY NOT GIVE YOU A SENSE OF ACCOMPLISHMENT ).
THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS...THE ONLY MINUTE WE ARE GUARANTEED...IS THE ONE WE HAVE RIGHT NOW .
THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS...THE ONLY MINUTE WE ARE GUARANTEED...IS THE ONE WE HAVE RIGHT NOW .
GUILT...FEAR...SHAME...APRIL 10 2010
GUILT...FEAR...SHAME...THE WEAPONS OF ORGANIZED RELIGION...BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU AND KEEP YOU DOWN .
RISE , MY LITTLE PUPPYCATS, RISE !!!
RISE , MY LITTLE PUPPYCATS, RISE !!!
MONEY...MAY 28 2011
PEOPLE USED TO MAKE ME DO TRICKS FOR MONEY...THEN ONE DAY I WAS CRAWLING ON MY ASS...AND I TURNED MY HEAD AND SAW A TRAIL OF SHIT .
THE FINAL SCENE...
IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS..." PLANET EARTH " WILL PROBABLY BE FAMOUS FOR TWO THINGS...THINKING SHIT TO BE IMPORTANT WHEN IT IS NOT...AND THINKING THAT DINOSAURS LOOK THE WAY THEY DON'T .
Tuesday, January 26, 2016
FINGER UP NOSE...
IT'S O.K. TO HAVE YOUR FINGER UP YOUR NOSE...JUST NOT WHEN SOMEONE IS PUNCHING IT .
A HISTORY OF MASTURBATION
MASTURBATION USED TO BE CONSIDERED A MENTAL ILLNESS...AND THE DEEPER THE RELIGION...THE MORE MENTALLY ILL YOU BECAME .
Monday, January 25, 2016
ALIEN LOVE STORY...
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT THE VERY SAME PLACE WHERE OUR LOVE BECOMES CONDITIONAL...THE LOVE FROM THOSE OF AMMA-BETA-B-7...ONLY BEGINS .
...SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT .
...SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT .
...OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...
IF YOU ARE STUCK WITH A LUMP OF SHIT...PUT A SAIL IN ITS MIDDLE...AND SAIL THE UNIVERSE .
INTENTIONS AND SO ON...
TRAVEL ROADS WITH GOOD INTENTIONS...AND MAKE SURE THE INTENTIONS OF THE INTENTIONS ARE GOOD AS WELL .
UNTEACHABLE...JAN . 30 2010
DON'T TRUST GALAXIES...OR ASS HOLES...OR ANYTHING THAT LEADS YOU TO A BLACK HOLE .
Sunday, January 24, 2016
LITTLE CRIMINALS...
SOONER OR LATER...EVERY CRIMINAL LEAVES SOME INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE JUST HANGING AROUND .
ANGELS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW...
...I WAS PRAYING FOR DIRECTION...SUDDENLY...I HEAR PEOPLE SINGING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW...IT WAS MY DIRECTION...
Saturday, January 23, 2016
Friday, January 22, 2016
THE QUESTION...
BEFORE YOU BEFRIEND SOMEONE...CONSIDER THIS...WILL THEY BE BETTER OFF FOR KNOWING YOU ???
LEGALISM VS FREEDOM
LIVING IN DARKNESS...HAS ITS ADVANTAGES...NOBODY CAN SEE YOUR SMALL PENIS...OR THE SHIT ON THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SHOES .
...BUT IT IS STILL A BAD IDEA .
...BUT IT IS STILL A BAD IDEA .
Thursday, January 21, 2016
...THE THING IS...
...SO THIS FELLOW WRITES ME...THANKING ME FOR OUR BRILLIANT AND ENLIGHTENING CONVERSATION THE NIGHT BEFORE...THING IS...I HADN'T SEEN HIM IN 15 YEARS .
HEROES...
THERE ARE NO HEROES...JUST PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO BACK OUT OF VERY INTERESTING SITUATIONS .
HEY , WEIRDO...
when someone says that...THERE IS SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT THAT GUY , BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS...they are usually talking about themselves .
Wednesday, January 20, 2016
OWN PERSONAL TRUTH...
MOVE SOME FACTS TO THE LEFT...OTHERS TO THE RIGHT...HAVE A CRAP ON A FEW SO THEY CAN'T BE SEEN...AND...THERE YOU ARE...YOUR OWN PERSONAL TRUTH .
THE GREATEST GIFT...
LOVE IS THE GREATEST GIFT IN THE UNIVERSE...LOVE BRINGS EVERYTHING TO THE SURFACE...LOVE...BE FUCKING CAREFUL .
YOU AND THE UNIVERSE...
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BIG THE TURD IS...WHAT MATTERS IS HOW IT IS POSITIONED IN THE TOILET...SAME WITH YOU IN RELATION TO THE UNIVERSE .
ADAM AND EVE...
AND SO ADAM BEGAN TO PAINT FRUIT ON THE BRANCHES...WHICH MADE HIM A LIAR AND A CHEATER...AS WELL AS A THIEF .
Tuesday, January 19, 2016
THE CHURCH IN MY BACK YARD...
BACK OF MY APARTMENT...THERE IS A CHURCH...AND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF IT IS A SIGN THAT SAYS..." WRONG WAY " .
...SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT , ANYWAY .
...SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT , ANYWAY .
THE PLUMBLINE
A JUDGEMENTAL EAR CRUSHES THE SOUL...COMPASSION BRINGS IN A NEW DAY...BUT NEVER TOY WITH TRUST .
Monday, January 18, 2016
COMPREHENDING LOVE...
IF YOU CAN COMPREHEND LOVE...THEN YOU CAN COMPREHEND THE UNIVERSE...AND THEN SOME .
Sunday, January 17, 2016
BE HONEST , KIDS...AND EAT YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES...
THEY SHORTENED GODZILLA BY 50 FEET FOR HIS EPIC STRUGGLE WITH KING KONG...I DON'T KNOW ABOUT JAPAN...BUT AROUND HERE...THIS IS REFEREED TO AS CHEATING .
COLLISION
WE ALL EVENTUALLY COLLIDE WITH OURSELVES...AND WHAT THAT " OUR SELF " IS...WE DECIDED OVER THE COURSE OF OUR LIVES .
FEARLESS HEART .
WORDS HAVE THE POWER OF LIFE AND DEATH...POINT BEING...NEXT TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND WORDS START SPILLING OUT...GIVE A FUCK WHAT THEY ARE .
NEBUCHADNEZZAR...
NEBUCHADNEZZAR ROAMED THE WILDERNESS NAKED AND INSANE...WE DO THE SAME THING IN OUR HEARTS...THE ONLY DIFFERENCE...WE GET TO COVER IT UP WITH A FEW LIES .
THEOLOGY
I WAS SUPPOSED TO MARRY THIS YOUNG COUPLE IN THIS BAPTIST CHURCH A FEW YEARS AGO...ULTIMATELY , HOWEVER , THEY WOULD NOT ALLOW ME TO PERFORM THE SERVICE...AND HERE IS WHY...OUR DOCTRINAL STATEMENT : " GOD IS LOVE ".
..." GOD IS LOVE "...GOT US THROWN OUT OF CHURCH...( NO SHIT ) .
..." GOD IS LOVE "...GOT US THROWN OUT OF CHURCH...( NO SHIT ) .
Saturday, January 16, 2016
FUCKED UP...
THE THING ABOUT PEOPLE THAT IS FUCKED UP...IS NOT THAT THEY FUCK EVERYTHING UP...BUT THAT THEY SIT AROUND AFTERWARD WONDERING HOW IT ALL GOT SO FUCKED UP .
CHOOSING A FRIEND...
BEFORE YOU CHOOSE A FRIEND...MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT THE KIND OF PERSON SCOUTING AROUND TO FIND SOMEONE TO BLAME THEIR LIFE ON .
ORGANIC LIFE...
TRUE LIFE WILL BE ORGANIC...THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RESISTING IT...OR RESISTING THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE .
Friday, January 15, 2016
THE OLD TESTAMENT...
WHAT DO I LIKE ABOUT THE OLD TESTAMENT ??? NOT A HELL OF A LOT...BUT THEY DO SEEM TO HAVE A SENSE OF COMMUNITY THAT HAS BEEN VIRTUALLY OBLITERATED FROM THIS PLANET...SO THAT'S NICE .
THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT...
BLOWING UP A FROG...BLOWING UP A TOAD...WHICH ONE HAS A GREATER IMPACT UPON THE UNIVERSE ???
STRANGE DAYS...
LOVE TAKES YOU PLACES...SO DOES BEING CHASED BY A RHINO...TRY TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE .
CREATING FALSE REALITY...JAN . 2016
TO BE REAL IS TO TASTE OF ANOTHER WORLD...TO BE REALLY REAL...IS TO TASTE...THEN JUMP RIGHT IN .
Thursday, January 14, 2016
BALANCE OF SOULS...JAN . 2016
HUMAN NATURE WILL GO TO ONE EXTREME OR ANOTHER...LOVE BRINGS IT ALL INTO BALANCE .
THE FINAL COUNTDOWN...
IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT...FOR THE MOST PART... PEOPLE REALLY DIDN'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT THEY BELIEVED...IT JUST HAPPENED TO BE THE MOST CONVENIENT THING AT THE TIME .
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
PRETENDING...JAN . 2016
A LUCKY PERSON HAS THEIR FEAR REMOVED...A LOVING PERSON...SIMPLE FEELS IT...AND DOES NOT OBEY .
NOAH AND THE ANIMALS...
NOAH GAVE NAMES TO ALL THE ANIMALS...BUT WHAT THEY REALLY WANTED WAS HIS AFFECTION .
A MAN NAMED..." FULL RESPONSIBILITY "...
WHO IS THIS VIKING NAMED..."FULL RESPONSIBILITY " ??? HE MUST BE ONE HELL OF A PRIZE FIGHTER...BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO TAKE HIM ON .
NEVER DRINK WHILE STOCKING AN ARC
NOAH GAVE NAMES TO THE ANIMALS...BUT HE WAS DRUNK AT THE TIME AND SAW DOUBLE...SO EACH ANIMAL GOT TWO NAMES .
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
JUDGEMENT DAY...
IF GOD WANTED YOU TO BE JUDGE...JURY...OR EXECUTIONER...THEN THAT'S WHAT HE WOULD HAVE NAMED YOU...you know...billy judge...tom jury...sue executioner...stuff like that .
THUNDERSNATCH...needs love and forgiveness , too .
SO YOU HAVE LEARNED HOW TO LOVE A PROSTITUTE...JUST DON'T FORGET ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE WHO THINK "THUNDERSNATCH " IS A GOOD NAME FOR A PET !!!
HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH...
NEXT TIME YOU WALK OVER YOUR BRIDGE...MAKE SURE YOU DON'T BLOW THE FUCKING THING UP .
Monday, January 11, 2016
TRAIN A COMIN '
YOU DON'T SEE TRUTH COMING....BUT THERE IT IS...SO PRACTICE ITS PRESENCE BEFORE IT GETS HERE .
Sunday, January 10, 2016
OPEN SEASON...
THERE IS A DISTINCT DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LOVING SOMEONE...AND GIVING THEM OPEN SEASON TO YOUR HEART .
LOVE CAN BECOME ITS OPPOSITE...
YOU CAN TURN "THE LOVE COMMANDMENT "...INTO A BLACK HOLE IN THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE...ALL IT TAKES IS...FIVE POUNDS OF BULLSHIT...THREE POUNDS OF DECEIT...A BRICK OF HATRED,,,AND A POT TO STIR THEM ALL IN VIGOROUSLY .
SIMPLE .
SIMPLE .
LIVING IN A WORLD...
WE ARE LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE TRUTH IS IGNORED AND SELFISHNESS IS WIDELY CONSIDERED AN ART FORM .
...STOP IT .
...STOP IT .
Saturday, January 9, 2016
COLD SHIT...
THE PEOPLE WHO EAT COLD SHIT...THINK THEMSELVES BETTER THAN THE ONES WHO EAT WARM SHIT .
CHURCH...
THEN THERE ARE THE FUCKERS WHO ACCUSE YOU OF HAVING THEIR PROBLEMS...YOU KNOW , THE WACKY WORLD OF PROJECTION...NOW TELL ME...HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DEAL WITH YOUR OWN SHIT WITH TURDS LIKE THAT BEING THROWN AT YOU ON A REGULAR BASIS ???
Friday, January 8, 2016
...AND THE PET DOG...
I CANNOT BE AN ENTIRE HUMAN BEING...BUT I CAN BE PART OF ONE...AND SO CAN THAT FUCKER OVER THERE...AND THE YOUNG LADY PLAYING WITH THE AFRICAN CENTIPEDE...SHE AND HER BEST FRIEND...BOTH INCLUDED...ADD "THE SUPER 6 "...AND A REAL PERSON IS GIVEN BIRTH .
AND OH , YES...MUST NOT FORGET "THE TRANSVESTITE BROTHERS"...AND THEIR PET DOG , " CALAP-POLE "...WE WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT THEM .
AND OH , YES...MUST NOT FORGET "THE TRANSVESTITE BROTHERS"...AND THEIR PET DOG , " CALAP-POLE "...WE WOULD BE LOST WITHOUT THEM .
THE POWER OF EXPERIENCE...
IF YOU HATE DINOSAURS...YOU PROBABLY HATE DINOSAUR MOVIES...IF A DINOSAUR WAS TO SAVE YOUR DOG FROM DROWNING , HOWEVER...YOU MAY VERY WELL BEGIN TO LIKE THEM IN ANY FORM .
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF EXPERIENCE .
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF EXPERIENCE .
LOVE CAN BE A TIGER...
LOVE CAN BE A TIGER...LOVE CAN BE A TIGER LILLY...AND LOVE CAN ALSO BE A ROLL IN THE GRASS .
THE BRIDGE...
IT IS BETTER TO BUILD YOUR BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER...THAN IT IS TO BUILD YOUR BRIDGE OVER ANOTHER BRIDGE .
Thursday, January 7, 2016
JESUS CHRIST...
THE MORE YOU LOVE...THE MORE HORRIBLE THE CRUCIFIXION...THE MORE YOU LOVE...THE MORE BEAUTIFUL THE RESURRECTION .
THE HARD-ON OF BULLSHIT...
THROUGH PRAYER...DISCERNMENT...AND GOOD OLD FASHION COMMON SENSE...THE LIARS BECAME AWARE THAT LYING WAS NOT THE VITAL FORCE THAT IT USED TO BE...AND THE SOLUTION : EL-SUPERO LYING !!! THE ULTIMATE HARD-ON OF BULLSHIT .
BALL LICKING...
TRUTH MAY LICK YOUR BALLS...BUT HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED ALL THE OTHER THINGS YOU CAN DO WITH BALLS ?
NOTHING...
IF THERE IS NOTHING YOU WANT...SUDDENLY...NOTHING BECOMES A VALUABLE AND RICH COMMODITY .
Wednesday, January 6, 2016
APOLOGY
I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL THEY WANT ME DEAD...BUT...BESIDES THAT...NO ISSUES .
YOUR FORGIVENESS IS ETERNAL .
YOUR FORGIVENESS IS ETERNAL .
"GET OFF"...
WHAT PEOPLE WANT...ONE WAY OR ANOTHER...IS TO "GET OFF"...THE OTHER THING THEY WANT IS FOR PEOPLE TO THINK THEY ARE BEING CIVILIZED AND REASONABLE AND COMPASSIONATE ABOUT IT .
...THEY USUALLY ARE NOT .
...THEY USUALLY ARE NOT .
IT IS NOT HOW SHE GETS THERE...BUT WHO SHE IS .
SHE DROVE INTO MY LIFE IN A '67 CHEVY...SHE HIT A MOOSE AND KEPT RIGHT ON GOING .
SIMPLE PEOPLE...SIMPLE ANSWERS...FEB . 13 2010
LOVE IS WHAT HAPPENS...WHEN YOU ESCAPE ALL FORMS OF RELIGION .
Tuesday, January 5, 2016
SEX TOYS...
THERE IS A GROWING TREND OF BUYING SEX TOYS THAT LOOK LIKE INANIMATE OBJECTS AND SUCH...( YOU KNOW...COCKROACHES AND STUFF LIKE THAT )...POINT BEING...LIVING LIFE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR NO GOOD FUCKING REASON...IS A MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY .
NOW , THERE IS THE SHAME !!!
NOW , THERE IS THE SHAME !!!
WHO YOU ARE...IS WHERE YOU ARE
THE AVERAGE LIFE : THEY DRIVE TO TRURO...AND WHEN THEY GET THERE...THEY SAY..." WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE ??? "
Monday, January 4, 2016
THE ETERNITY OF LOVE...JAN . 2016
IF IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING IS IN SLOW MOTION...IT IS ONLY BECAUSE YOU ARE SMALL COMPARED TO ETERNITY .
THE CURSE OF CONTROL
THE THING ABOUT CONTROL IS...WE DON'T HAVE ANY...SO THE MORE WE EXERCISE IT...THE MORE FUCKED UP EVERYTHING GETS .
HIS WAY
MIND...BODY...SOUL...SPIRIT...SEXUALITY...POINT IT ALL IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION...THEN DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY OR DO .
SCARY MONSTER
FUNNY THING ABOUT MONSTERS...IS THAT THE MORE MONSTER THERE ARE...THE MORE THEIR BEHAVIOR SEEMS APPROPRIATE...AND THE MORE THE BEHAVIOR OF OTHERS SEEMS STRANGE .
Sunday, January 3, 2016
Saturday, January 2, 2016
IF GOD LOVED US INTO EXISTENCE...
IF GOD LOVED US INTO EXISTENCE...WHAT DOES THIS SAY ABOUT SEX , THE UNIVERSE...AND PROFESSIONAL HOCKEY ???
NO ONE TO BLAME...
WHEN I WAS IN MY 20'S...I "HUNG OUT " WITH PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT NUDE SUNBATHING WAS OF "THE DEVIL"...BUT GUESS WHAT ??? I DID IT...IT WAS MY FUCKING IDEA TO SPEND TIME WITH THESE PEOPLE AND NO ONE MADE ME .
POINT : VERY OFTEN IN LIFE...WE HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT OURSELVES.
POINT : VERY OFTEN IN LIFE...WE HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT OURSELVES.
BEING THERE...JAN . 2016
ONE OF OUR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS...IS ONE OF OUR LEAST GREATEST : LIVING IN THE MOMENT WITHOUT BEING THERE .
Friday, January 1, 2016
TOP DOCTORS...
TOP DOCTORS SAY THAT USING YOUR MOUTH FOR SPEAKING GETS YOU IN SHIT 7.43 TIMES MORE THAN USING IT FOR ORAL SEX .
THE PRICE YOU PAY...OCT . / NOV . 2015
REGAINING A LOSS IS HARD ENOUGH...BUT STAYING ON THE LOVING PATH AND SEEING WHAT HAPPENS...FOR MOST...ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE .
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