Thursday, December 31, 2015

SCI - FI MOVIES...

IN ORDER TO BE A SCI - FI MOVIE STAR IN THE 50 'S...YOU HAD TO BE STUPID , BLIND AND DEAF...POINT BEING...I AM GLAD IT WAS NOT ME .

...BE YOURSELF !!!

BEAUTIFUL SPIRIT...

THE MORE BEAUTIFUL THE SPIRIT...THE MORE CLEARLY YOU SEE YOUR REFLECTION .

PERSONAL BATTLES...

MAY ALL YOUR BATTLES BE FOUGHT IN THE BATHTUB WITH PLASTIC BOATS AND SUCH .

NEW TERM...MONKEY SEXUAL...

DEFINITION...SWING FROM MOST BRANCHES IN THE JUNGLE .

THE TIGER SEES THINGS LIKE GOD...

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF...A TIGER WILL ATTACK AND CONSUME A NON-MASTURBATOR...JUST AS FAST AS HE WILL ATTACK AND CONSUME A MASTURBATOR .

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

MAYBE...MAYBE NOT

AS LONG AS MANKIND HAS RULED THE PLANET...UNTIL RECENTLY...THERE HAS NEVER BEEN TIME FOR LOVE OR RELAXATION...MAYBE REAL RELATIONSHIP WILL HAPPEN...IN ANOTHER THOUSAND YEARS OR MORE...

MAYBE NOT .

NEW LOVE...

THE "NEW LOVE"...IS FINDING A WAY TO PRETEND THAT YOU ARE NOT JUST IN " IT " FOR YOURSELF .

MY IRONIC BABY...

IN A TWIST OF IRONY...JUST ABOUT EVERY COMPLETELY STRAIGHT MAN I KNOW...DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITH WOMEN .

SUSPICIOUS...

WE HAVE CREATED A VERY SUSPICIOUS PLANET...UNFORTUNATELY...WE ARE NOT SUSPICIOUS OF OUR SUSPICION .

Monday, December 28, 2015

YOUR WRIST AND ITS FUNCTION...

IF GOD DIDN'T WANT YOU TO MASTURBATE...HE WOULD NOT HAVE GIVEN YOU A WRIST .

PIECES OF CHICKEN...

UNFORGIVENESS AND PIECES OF CHICKEN...BOTH CLOG UP YOUR PIPES .

IN LOVE...

BETTER TO CHOP DOWN A TREE WITH YOUR TEETH IN A SPIRIT OF LOVE...THAN RAISE SOMEONE FROM THE DEAD WITH SELFISH AMBITION .

TREAD LIGHTLY...

YOU ARE USUALLY THE GOOD GUY THROUGH CIRCUMSTANCE...SO BE HUMBLE AND TREAD LIGHTLY .

Sunday, December 27, 2015

CHESS OR CHECKERS...

LIFE IS A GAME OF CHESS...AND MOST ARE PLAYING CHECKERS .

PARANOID...

PARANOIA HAS ITS BENEFITS .

FUCK OFF...

SURE , SAY "FUCK OFF"...BUT SAY IT WITH LOVE .

DURING THE COURSE OF MY EDUCATION...

DURING THE COURSE OF MY EDUCATION...I WOULD LEARN FROM THE LIBERALS THAT HOMOSEXUALITY WAS NOT A SIN...AND IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS...YOU WERE AN EVIL ROTTEN BASTARD...WITH SMELLY SHIT STAINS ON THE BACK OF YOUR EYES...SAME WITH THE CONSERVATIVES...BUT THE OTHER WAY AROUND .

POINT : IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS...THEY WERE THE SAME TURD FROM THE SAME ASS HOLE...JUST A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT COLOR ...THAT IS TO SAY...I WOULD RATHER SOMEONE LOVE ME AND THINK I HAD BAD THEOLOGY...THAN AGREE WITH ME...AND KICK MY BALLS ALL THE WAY TO THE DOORS OF HELL .

Saturday, December 26, 2015

I FEEL NUMB...

RELATIONSHIPS CAN FUNCTION IN A NUMB ENVIRONMENT...SHITTY RELATIONSHIPS .

MERCY...

I WOULD SAY...GIVE THREE TIMES MORE MERCY THAN YOU EXPECT TO RECEIVE...BUT THREE TIMES ZERO IS STILL ZERO...SO...HOW ABOUT THIS...GIVE ALL THE MERCY YOU CAN POSSIBLY GIVE .

NEW PEOPLE...OCT . / NOV . 2015

AS WE AGE...OUR ROLE IN THE UNIVERSE CHANGES...AND WE MUST CHANGE TO ADOPT TO IT .

BULLSHIT...OCT . / NOV . 2015

IN THE AVERAGE MARRIAGE...ONE LEADS...THE OTHER IS DRAGGED ALONG...FINE...THE ISSUE IS WHEN PEOPLE PRETEND THIS IS NOT HAPPENING .

Friday, December 25, 2015

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

INFESTED LAKE...JUNE 24 / DEC . 2015

SHIT ON YOUR FACE...AND HUMILITY...TWO THINGS THAT CAN CHANGE YOUR COMPLEXION .

LUST HAS MANY FLAVORS

I AM A FOOL FOR THAT CHICKEN IN YOUR FRYING PAN .

REALITY , WHAT A CONCEPT...THE RETURN...AGAIN

DID YOU EVER WONDER ABOUT THE SEXUALITY OF THE APOSTLES ??? I KNOW THEY LIVED IN THE DESERT...BUT I STILL CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL THAT WE ALL SWING FROM DIFFERENT BRANCHES .


TRUST AND OTHER...

TRUST NOBODY...AND 99 % OF THE TIME...YOU MADE THE RIGHT DECISION .

BELIEF...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

BELIEF IS ONE OF THE CHIEF COMPONENTS IN REGARDS TO TAKING YOU TO WHERE YOU ARE GOING...BELIEVE SHIT...AND PRETTY SOON IT WILL BE ALL OVER YOUR SHOES .

Monday, December 21, 2015

FUCKING UP

IT IS NOT THE FUCKED UP-NESS THAT FUCKS EVERYTHING UP...IT IS THE FUCKING UP THE FUCKED UP-NESS THAT RIPS YOUR WORLD APART .

FIRST HAND LEARNING...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

"THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED"  MAY LEAD TO ETERNAL BEAUTY...HOWEVER...IF YOU CHOOSE THIS PARTICULAR ROAD...YOU WILL GET PISSED IN YOUR FACE .

NEW WORLD RECORD...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

IN A TWIST OF IRONY...LOVE BRINGS FREEDOM...ONLY WHEN YOU ALLOW IT TO ENSLAVE YOU .

Sunday, December 20, 2015

BLIND PEOPLE WHO DRIVE CARS...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

THE MORE YOU FUCK THINGS UP...THE MORE YOU FEEL COMPELLED TO FUCK UP JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE .

...IT'S A HUMAN THING .

CRASH...THE KIDSTON STORY...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

GIVE THE ADULTERER A BOTTLE OF VINEGAR...AND HE WILL BE TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR FISH AND CHIPS TO FUCK UP THE LIFE OF ANOTHER  .

HEY , MR . DINOSAUR...NOV 24 / DEC . 2015

YOU WILL NOT GO TO HELL FOR REASONABLE SEXUAL EXPLOITATION...BUT YOUR LOCAL RELIGIOUS FOLK WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD .

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

EMOTIONS MUST BE NURTURED...

MURDERING MAY BE ILLEGAL...BUT KILLING SOMEONES HEART , MIND AND SOUL...IS JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL .

SUCKING BAD AND SUCKING GOOD...

MANY PEOPLE SUCK AT TWO THINGS...A PENIS...AND LIFE .

AWAKE , OH SLEEPER...START SUCKING THE ESSENCE OF ETERNITY STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL .

RE-WRITING HISTORY...OCT . / NOV . 2015

LOVE SEES TRUTH...AND DOES NOT WORRY ABOUT THE COST .

BERMUDA...1972

IN THE MORNING...AFTER THE RAIN...FOREVER...ALL YOU COULD SEE WAS SQUISHED TOADS .

...SO WE SLID OUR WAY TO THE "PIGGLY WIGGLY " .

CAMP NO SMOKING...OCT . / NOV . 2015

THE IRONY IS...AT "CAMP NO SMOKING "...ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SMOKE .

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

PARADOX...NOT CONTRADICTION...

I LOVE YOU...I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU...AND I THINK YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT .

DRUGS AND SHIT...

THIS YOUNG MAN ACCUSED ME OF NOT BEING CHRISTIAN....BECAUSE I DID NOT SMOKE DRUGS...POINT...YOU CAN FUCK ANYTHING AROUND .

BREAK THROUGH...

BREAK THROUGH ALL THE SHIT...REACH UP HIGH INTO THE CLOUDS...AND GRAB WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOURS MANY YEARS AGO .

OH , TO BE 16

WHAT IS MORE DANGEROUS ON A 16 YEAR OLD MALE...A LOADED PENIS OR A LOADED GUN ???

LIFELINE...

LOVE WILL BECOME YOUR ONLY LIFE LINE...BETTER TO THROW YOUR SCISSORS AWAY THAN TAKE ANY CHANCES .

Monday, December 14, 2015

EVERY VILLAGE NEEDS AN IDIOT...NOV. 24 2015 / DEC . 2015

EVERY VILLAGE NEEDS AN IDIOT...IT BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER SO THEY CAN PISS UPON SOMEONE IN PERFECT UNITY .

BLIND AS A BAT...NOV . 24 2015 / DEC . 2015

MAYBE A SASQUATCH HIDES IN THE WOODS...JUST SO PEOPLE WON'T SEE HIM PICK HIS NOSE...POINT BEING...LIFE , IN ALL ITS BEAUTIFUL INSIGNIFICANCE...CAN TAKE US INTO GOD KNOWS WHAT DIRECTION...AWAY FROM EVERYTHING WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BONDED TO .

THE MORE BEAUTIFUL...

THE MORE BEAUTIFUL...THE MORE SIMPLE...COMPLICATIONS ARE USUALLY THE RESULT OF A MURKY HEART .

Saturday, December 12, 2015

MONEY AND FRIENDS...

MONEY DOES BUY FRIENDS...HORRIBLE , HORRIBLE FRIENDS .

SPIRITUAL WORLD...

BREAK THROUGH ALL THE SHIT...REACH INTO LOVE...AND ALLOW LOVE TO DECIDE WHAT WILL APPEAR TO YOU .

TRY HARD...

PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY DO...HARD...AND WHEN IT DOESN'T WORK...THEY DO IT HARDER .

TRY SOMETHING ELSE...ANYTHING ELSE .

LOVE MAKING...

MAY YOUR LOVE MAKING BE MORE LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY...AND LESS LIKE A SASQUATCH .

Friday, December 11, 2015

THE ARROGANT...

THE PLAN IS SO IMMENSE...IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PERCEIVE...WHICH MEANS , OF COURSE , THE ARROGANT BELIEVE IT IS NOT THERE AT ALL .

WHAT IS GOING ON ??? OCT . / NOV . 2015

EVERY TIME YOU MASTURBATE...A UNICORN DROPS DEAD...brought to you by organized religion .

THE GRAND ILLUSION...OCT . / NOV . 2015

SOME PEOPLE ARE GOOD...SOME BAD...THE MAJORITY...JUST LOST .

FISHING MACKEREL ....OCT . / NOV . 2015

ULTIMATELY , THE VILLAGE IDIOT HELPS US TO ALL FEEL BETTER ABOUT OURSELVES .

GIVE OR TAKE...5 % OF ANY RELIGION...CRAZY FOR CO-CO PUFFS

GIVE OR TAKE...5 % OF ANY RELIGION IS CRAZY FOR CO-CO PUFFS...THAT IS...DARK , DISTURBED AND WILLING TO BLOW UP ANY FUCKING THING IN REACH...THIS IS NOT A MUSLIM PROBLEM...IT IS A SEXUALLY REPRESSED , HATE MONGERING ASS HOLE PROBLEM...AND IT COMES IN ALL COLORS...RELIGIONS...SHAPES AND SIZES...JUST ASK A BLACK MAN LIVING IN THE SOUTH .

THREE PATHS...NOV . 14 2015

NEXT TIME YOU RAISE SOMEONE FROM THE DEAD...MAKE SURE YOU ARE MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE .

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

WILL FUCKIN' UP...FUCK YOU UP ???

IT IS NOT THE INGREDIENTS...IT IS WHAT YOU COOK THEM IN .

BAD WORDS...

there is no such thing as a bad word...for example...FUCK , you are wonderful...or...i would LOVE to kill you...see what i mean ???

BLESSED ARE THE PURE...OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...

A PURE INDIVIDUAL NEEDS A PURE HEART...LIKE A FIRST RATE MASTURBATOR  NEEDS A FIRST RATE LUBRICANT...OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT .

AVOIDING ALCOHOL ABUSE...

AVOIDING ALCOHOL ABUSE...IS NOT WITCHCRAFT .

LIFE UP YOUR ASS...

LIFE IS A CHOICE...AND YOU CAN CHOOSE BETTER THAN TO STICK IT UP YOUR ASS .

Monday, December 7, 2015

LIFE IS A CHOICE...

SMILE...YOUR MAGIC DUCK IS JUST A GOOSE AWAY .

DECEITFUL WORLD...

WHEN SOMEONE IS LYING TO YOU ABOUT EVERYTHING...IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE THEY ARE NOT LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE .

LOVE SEES ALL THINGS...

LOVE SEES ALL THINGS...WHICH , OF COURSE...MEANS LOVE HAS HAD A HARD FUCKING TIME .

Sunday, December 6, 2015

LOVE AND THE TOILET...

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU FLUSH DOWN YOUR TOILET...LOVE TAKES UPON ITSELF THE STRANGEST FORMS .

GOD...

GOD MADE EDGES...SO WE COULD LET GO OF THEM .

THE VILLAGE IDIOT

EVERY VILLAGE NEEDS AN IDIOT...AND TWO IS BETTER THAN ONE...BUT THAT'S ABOUT IT...DO NOT TRY FOR THREE .

EVERYDAY...

EVERYDAY YOU WAKE UP...DO YOU SEE YOURSELF A BIT DIFFERENTLY ????

Friday, December 4, 2015

SEX , MONEY , POWER...

SEX , MONEY AND POWER...BEAUTIFUL...OR FUCKING ROTTEN...DEPENDING UPON THE MOTIVATION .

HOLY OF HOLY...OCT . / NOV. 2015

SEX , MONEY AND POWER...THE PRICE OF ADMISSION .

THE THIRD ROAD...OCT . 31 2015

THE ROAD OF POVERTY...THE ROAD OF BEAUTY...AND THE ROAD OF REALITY...IT MAY... ( THE ROAD OF REALITY , THAT IS )...QUITE POSSIBLY...APPEAR TO BE NOTHING SPECIAL...OR ANYTHING AT ALL...IT ALL DEPENDS .

DR . FEELGOOD...OCT . / NOV . 2015

YOUR PENIS IS NOT A ROD THAT LEADS YOU INTO ALL TRUTH...IT IS FUCKING CLOSE TO THE OPPOSITE , ACTUALLY .

PEACEFUL , EASY FEELING ???

HAS ANYONE EVER SAID THAT THEY WANT TO PURSUE A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE THEY ENJOY SHIT SLINGING CONTESTS OVER A PEACEFUL , EASY FEELING ???

WELL , SOME DO !!!

UNDERSTANDING...OCT . / NOV . 2015

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY ARE FINE...WHAT DOES IT MEAN ??? THAT THEY FINALLY DESTROYED THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY UNIT ??? WHAT ???