IN ORDER TO BE A SCI - FI MOVIE STAR IN THE 50 'S...YOU HAD TO BE STUPID , BLIND AND DEAF...POINT BEING...I AM GLAD IT WAS NOT ME .
...BE YOURSELF !!!
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Thursday, December 31, 2015
THE TIGER SEES THINGS LIKE GOD...
CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF...A TIGER WILL ATTACK AND CONSUME A NON-MASTURBATOR...JUST AS FAST AS HE WILL ATTACK AND CONSUME A MASTURBATOR .
Wednesday, December 30, 2015
LOVE SPEAKS VOLUMES...
LOVE SPEAKS VOLUMES...ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH THE SPEAKERS .
THE TESTICLE OF SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS...
THE TESTICLES OF SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS WILL ALWAYS INEVITABLY BE KICKED BY THE FOOT OF DESPAIR .
Tuesday, December 29, 2015
MAYBE...MAYBE NOT
AS LONG AS MANKIND HAS RULED THE PLANET...UNTIL RECENTLY...THERE HAS NEVER BEEN TIME FOR LOVE OR RELAXATION...MAYBE REAL RELATIONSHIP WILL HAPPEN...IN ANOTHER THOUSAND YEARS OR MORE...
MAYBE NOT .
MAYBE NOT .
NEW LOVE...
THE "NEW LOVE"...IS FINDING A WAY TO PRETEND THAT YOU ARE NOT JUST IN " IT " FOR YOURSELF .
MY IRONIC BABY...
IN A TWIST OF IRONY...JUST ABOUT EVERY COMPLETELY STRAIGHT MAN I KNOW...DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITH WOMEN .
SUSPICIOUS...
WE HAVE CREATED A VERY SUSPICIOUS PLANET...UNFORTUNATELY...WE ARE NOT SUSPICIOUS OF OUR SUSPICION .
Monday, December 28, 2015
YOUR WRIST AND ITS FUNCTION...
IF GOD DIDN'T WANT YOU TO MASTURBATE...HE WOULD NOT HAVE GIVEN YOU A WRIST .
IN LOVE...
BETTER TO CHOP DOWN A TREE WITH YOUR TEETH IN A SPIRIT OF LOVE...THAN RAISE SOMEONE FROM THE DEAD WITH SELFISH AMBITION .
TREAD LIGHTLY...
YOU ARE USUALLY THE GOOD GUY THROUGH CIRCUMSTANCE...SO BE HUMBLE AND TREAD LIGHTLY .
Sunday, December 27, 2015
DURING THE COURSE OF MY EDUCATION...
DURING THE COURSE OF MY EDUCATION...I WOULD LEARN FROM THE LIBERALS THAT HOMOSEXUALITY WAS NOT A SIN...AND IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS...YOU WERE AN EVIL ROTTEN BASTARD...WITH SMELLY SHIT STAINS ON THE BACK OF YOUR EYES...SAME WITH THE CONSERVATIVES...BUT THE OTHER WAY AROUND .
POINT : IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS...THEY WERE THE SAME TURD FROM THE SAME ASS HOLE...JUST A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT COLOR ...THAT IS TO SAY...I WOULD RATHER SOMEONE LOVE ME AND THINK I HAD BAD THEOLOGY...THAN AGREE WITH ME...AND KICK MY BALLS ALL THE WAY TO THE DOORS OF HELL .
POINT : IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS...THEY WERE THE SAME TURD FROM THE SAME ASS HOLE...JUST A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT COLOR ...THAT IS TO SAY...I WOULD RATHER SOMEONE LOVE ME AND THINK I HAD BAD THEOLOGY...THAN AGREE WITH ME...AND KICK MY BALLS ALL THE WAY TO THE DOORS OF HELL .
Saturday, December 26, 2015
MERCY...
I WOULD SAY...GIVE THREE TIMES MORE MERCY THAN YOU EXPECT TO RECEIVE...BUT THREE TIMES ZERO IS STILL ZERO...SO...HOW ABOUT THIS...GIVE ALL THE MERCY YOU CAN POSSIBLY GIVE .
NEW PEOPLE...OCT . / NOV . 2015
AS WE AGE...OUR ROLE IN THE UNIVERSE CHANGES...AND WE MUST CHANGE TO ADOPT TO IT .
BULLSHIT...OCT . / NOV . 2015
IN THE AVERAGE MARRIAGE...ONE LEADS...THE OTHER IS DRAGGED ALONG...FINE...THE ISSUE IS WHEN PEOPLE PRETEND THIS IS NOT HAPPENING .
Friday, December 25, 2015
BULLSHIT REVISITED...OCT . / NOV . 2015
AS THINGS GROW MURKY...WE BECOME SELF RIGHTEOUS...AND WE ATTACK TO DEFEND OURSELVES .
Thursday, December 24, 2015
LIKE WATER...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015
NEED CAN DISGUISE ITSELF AS A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS...MANY OF WHICH APPEAR NEEDLESS .
Wednesday, December 23, 2015
BALANCE IS THE KEY TO MOST ANYTHING...
UNTIL THE RELATIONSHIP GETS SETTLED...MAYBE THE WEREWOLF AND THE VAMPIRE SHOULD STICK TO HEAVY PETTING .
Tuesday, December 22, 2015
INFESTED LAKE...JUNE 24 / DEC . 2015
SHIT ON YOUR FACE...AND HUMILITY...TWO THINGS THAT CAN CHANGE YOUR COMPLEXION .
REALITY , WHAT A CONCEPT...THE RETURN...AGAIN
DID YOU EVER WONDER ABOUT THE SEXUALITY OF THE APOSTLES ??? I KNOW THEY LIVED IN THE DESERT...BUT I STILL CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL THAT WE ALL SWING FROM DIFFERENT BRANCHES .
BELIEF...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015
BELIEF IS ONE OF THE CHIEF COMPONENTS IN REGARDS TO TAKING YOU TO WHERE YOU ARE GOING...BELIEVE SHIT...AND PRETTY SOON IT WILL BE ALL OVER YOUR SHOES .
Monday, December 21, 2015
FUCKING UP
IT IS NOT THE FUCKED UP-NESS THAT FUCKS EVERYTHING UP...IT IS THE FUCKING UP THE FUCKED UP-NESS THAT RIPS YOUR WORLD APART .
FIRST HAND LEARNING...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015
"THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED" MAY LEAD TO ETERNAL BEAUTY...HOWEVER...IF YOU CHOOSE THIS PARTICULAR ROAD...YOU WILL GET PISSED IN YOUR FACE .
NEW WORLD RECORD...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015
IN A TWIST OF IRONY...LOVE BRINGS FREEDOM...ONLY WHEN YOU ALLOW IT TO ENSLAVE YOU .
Sunday, December 20, 2015
BLIND PEOPLE WHO DRIVE CARS...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015
THE MORE YOU FUCK THINGS UP...THE MORE YOU FEEL COMPELLED TO FUCK UP JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE .
...IT'S A HUMAN THING .
...IT'S A HUMAN THING .
CRASH...THE KIDSTON STORY...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015
GIVE THE ADULTERER A BOTTLE OF VINEGAR...AND HE WILL BE TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR FISH AND CHIPS TO FUCK UP THE LIFE OF ANOTHER .
HEY , MR . DINOSAUR...NOV 24 / DEC . 2015
YOU WILL NOT GO TO HELL FOR REASONABLE SEXUAL EXPLOITATION...BUT YOUR LOCAL RELIGIOUS FOLK WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD .
Saturday, December 19, 2015
THE BLOB...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015
IF YOUR APPETITE CANNOT BE QUENCHED...YOU ARE EATING FROM THE WRONG PILE OF SLOP .
HEY , SHITHEAD...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015
the expression...YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART...means essentially exactly what it says...BEE CAREFUL .
PEACEFUL , EASY FEELING...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015
BASHING THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF EMOTIONALLY...IS NOT PART OF THE JOURNEY TO AWARENESS .
Friday, December 18, 2015
THE DOINGS...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015
AS WE GIVE LOVE...WE GIVE WHATEVER ELSE IS WITHIN US...RELAX...IT IS ONLY LIFE .
PRAYER WARRIOR...NOV .24 / DEC . 2015
MORE OFTEN THAN NOT...LOVE RUNS CONTRARY TO OUR NATURE...BE CAREFUL OF ANY RELIGION THAT SUGGESTS OTHERWISE .
TIGHT CONNECTION TO YOUR HEART...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015
CHOOSE LOVE...AND YOUR MAP WILL BE DRAWN FOR YOU .
WILD THINGS RUN FAST...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015
MAYBE THERE IS A CURRENT OF LOVE THAT RUNS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE...MAYBE NEXT WEEK...OR IN A BILLION YEARS TIME...WE WILL INTERSECT IT .
GREATER KIND OF TRUTH...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015
THE MORE WE PEEL OUR SELF AWAY...THE MORE WE SEE THE TRUTH WITHIN .
Thursday, December 17, 2015
WILD THINGS RUN FAST...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015
FEAR IS THE WOMB FOR POOR DECISION MAKING...SELF GAIN...IS THE SPERM .
BELIEF...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT WIPING YOUR ASS IS A GOOD IDEA...YOUR ENTIRE LIFE WILL SUFFER FOR IT .
WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF YOU...NOV . 24 / DEC . 31 2015
MAYBE LIFE IS A PUSH , A SHOVE...OR A CUDDLE...AND WE DECIDE WHICH ONE .
Wednesday, December 16, 2015
EMOTIONS MUST BE NURTURED...
MURDERING MAY BE ILLEGAL...BUT KILLING SOMEONES HEART , MIND AND SOUL...IS JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL .
SUCKING BAD AND SUCKING GOOD...
MANY PEOPLE SUCK AT TWO THINGS...A PENIS...AND LIFE .
AWAKE , OH SLEEPER...START SUCKING THE ESSENCE OF ETERNITY STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL .
AWAKE , OH SLEEPER...START SUCKING THE ESSENCE OF ETERNITY STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL .
BERMUDA...1972
IN THE MORNING...AFTER THE RAIN...FOREVER...ALL YOU COULD SEE WAS SQUISHED TOADS .
...SO WE SLID OUR WAY TO THE "PIGGLY WIGGLY " .
...SO WE SLID OUR WAY TO THE "PIGGLY WIGGLY " .
CAMP NO SMOKING...OCT . / NOV . 2015
THE IRONY IS...AT "CAMP NO SMOKING "...ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SMOKE .
Tuesday, December 15, 2015
PARADOX...NOT CONTRADICTION...
I LOVE YOU...I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU...AND I THINK YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT .
DRUGS AND SHIT...
THIS YOUNG MAN ACCUSED ME OF NOT BEING CHRISTIAN....BECAUSE I DID NOT SMOKE DRUGS...POINT...YOU CAN FUCK ANYTHING AROUND .
BREAK THROUGH...
BREAK THROUGH ALL THE SHIT...REACH UP HIGH INTO THE CLOUDS...AND GRAB WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOURS MANY YEARS AGO .
LIFELINE...
LOVE WILL BECOME YOUR ONLY LIFE LINE...BETTER TO THROW YOUR SCISSORS AWAY THAN TAKE ANY CHANCES .
Monday, December 14, 2015
EVERY VILLAGE NEEDS AN IDIOT...NOV. 24 2015 / DEC . 2015
EVERY VILLAGE NEEDS AN IDIOT...IT BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER SO THEY CAN PISS UPON SOMEONE IN PERFECT UNITY .
BLIND AS A BAT...NOV . 24 2015 / DEC . 2015
MAYBE A SASQUATCH HIDES IN THE WOODS...JUST SO PEOPLE WON'T SEE HIM PICK HIS NOSE...POINT BEING...LIFE , IN ALL ITS BEAUTIFUL INSIGNIFICANCE...CAN TAKE US INTO GOD KNOWS WHAT DIRECTION...AWAY FROM EVERYTHING WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BONDED TO .
THE MORE BEAUTIFUL...
THE MORE BEAUTIFUL...THE MORE SIMPLE...COMPLICATIONS ARE USUALLY THE RESULT OF A MURKY HEART .
Sunday, December 13, 2015
TEACHING PEOPLE TO LOVE...
TEACHING PEOPLE TO LOVE...IS LIKE TEACHING THEM TO FLOAT ON TOP OF A PINE TREE .
EASIEST ( bullshit ) FORMULA TO ABIDE BY...
EVERYTHING YOU DO IS RIGHT...EVERYTHING EVERYONE ELSE DOES...IS WRONG .
SIMPLE .
SIMPLE .
Saturday, December 12, 2015
SPIRITUAL WORLD...
BREAK THROUGH ALL THE SHIT...REACH INTO LOVE...AND ALLOW LOVE TO DECIDE WHAT WILL APPEAR TO YOU .
TRY HARD...
PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY DO...HARD...AND WHEN IT DOESN'T WORK...THEY DO IT HARDER .
TRY SOMETHING ELSE...ANYTHING ELSE .
TRY SOMETHING ELSE...ANYTHING ELSE .
Friday, December 11, 2015
THE ARROGANT...
THE PLAN IS SO IMMENSE...IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PERCEIVE...WHICH MEANS , OF COURSE , THE ARROGANT BELIEVE IT IS NOT THERE AT ALL .
WHAT IS GOING ON ??? OCT . / NOV . 2015
EVERY TIME YOU MASTURBATE...A UNICORN DROPS DEAD...brought to you by organized religion .
THE GRAND ILLUSION...OCT . / NOV . 2015
SOME PEOPLE ARE GOOD...SOME BAD...THE MAJORITY...JUST LOST .
FISHING MACKEREL ....OCT . / NOV . 2015
ULTIMATELY , THE VILLAGE IDIOT HELPS US TO ALL FEEL BETTER ABOUT OURSELVES .
GIVE OR TAKE...5 % OF ANY RELIGION...CRAZY FOR CO-CO PUFFS
GIVE OR TAKE...5 % OF ANY RELIGION IS CRAZY FOR CO-CO PUFFS...THAT IS...DARK , DISTURBED AND WILLING TO BLOW UP ANY FUCKING THING IN REACH...THIS IS NOT A MUSLIM PROBLEM...IT IS A SEXUALLY REPRESSED , HATE MONGERING ASS HOLE PROBLEM...AND IT COMES IN ALL COLORS...RELIGIONS...SHAPES AND SIZES...JUST ASK A BLACK MAN LIVING IN THE SOUTH .
THREE PATHS...NOV . 14 2015
NEXT TIME YOU RAISE SOMEONE FROM THE DEAD...MAKE SURE YOU ARE MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE .
Thursday, December 10, 2015
THE BLUE MONKEYS...
YOU KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THE BLUE MONKEYS...UNTIL THEY ATTACKED...NOW YOU ARE A FUCKING EXPERT .
LOVE RESPONDS...OCT . / NOV . 2015
DEATH HAS MANY PURPOSES...NOT THE LEAST OF WHICH...IS CREATING NEW LIFE I
Wednesday, December 9, 2015
SASQUATCH COUNTRY...
SASQUATCH COUNTRY...the new innovative book by stu strang...life changing...find it on FLARMOLOGY .
THE BIG STICK...OCT . / NOV 2015
LIFE IS A GAY MINISTER IN A STRAIGHT CHURCH...BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED .
Tuesday, December 8, 2015
BAD WORDS...
there is no such thing as a bad word...for example...FUCK , you are wonderful...or...i would LOVE to kill you...see what i mean ???
BLESSED ARE THE PURE...OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...
A PURE INDIVIDUAL NEEDS A PURE HEART...LIKE A FIRST RATE MASTURBATOR NEEDS A FIRST RATE LUBRICANT...OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT .
Monday, December 7, 2015
DECEITFUL WORLD...
WHEN SOMEONE IS LYING TO YOU ABOUT EVERYTHING...IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE THEY ARE NOT LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE .
LOVE SEES ALL THINGS...
LOVE SEES ALL THINGS...WHICH , OF COURSE...MEANS LOVE HAS HAD A HARD FUCKING TIME .
Sunday, December 6, 2015
LOVE AND THE TOILET...
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU FLUSH DOWN YOUR TOILET...LOVE TAKES UPON ITSELF THE STRANGEST FORMS .
THE VILLAGE IDIOT
EVERY VILLAGE NEEDS AN IDIOT...AND TWO IS BETTER THAN ONE...BUT THAT'S ABOUT IT...DO NOT TRY FOR THREE .
Saturday, December 5, 2015
GOD THE ALL LOVING...
I LIKE GOD THE ALL LOVING...BETTER THAN GOD THE BIG FUCKING EXCUSE FOR ALL YOUR DUMB SHIT .
Friday, December 4, 2015
SEX , MONEY , POWER...
SEX , MONEY AND POWER...BEAUTIFUL...OR FUCKING ROTTEN...DEPENDING UPON THE MOTIVATION .
THE THIRD ROAD...OCT . 31 2015
THE ROAD OF POVERTY...THE ROAD OF BEAUTY...AND THE ROAD OF REALITY...IT MAY... ( THE ROAD OF REALITY , THAT IS )...QUITE POSSIBLY...APPEAR TO BE NOTHING SPECIAL...OR ANYTHING AT ALL...IT ALL DEPENDS .
DR . FEELGOOD...OCT . / NOV . 2015
YOUR PENIS IS NOT A ROD THAT LEADS YOU INTO ALL TRUTH...IT IS FUCKING CLOSE TO THE OPPOSITE , ACTUALLY .
PEACEFUL , EASY FEELING ???
HAS ANYONE EVER SAID THAT THEY WANT TO PURSUE A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE THEY ENJOY SHIT SLINGING CONTESTS OVER A PEACEFUL , EASY FEELING ???
WELL , SOME DO !!!
WELL , SOME DO !!!
UNDERSTANDING...OCT . / NOV . 2015
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY ARE FINE...WHAT DOES IT MEAN ??? THAT THEY FINALLY DESTROYED THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY UNIT ??? WHAT ???
Thursday, December 3, 2015
MILLIONS AND MILLIONS INVOLVED IN RELIGION RELIGION IN SOUTH KOREA ???
YOU MIGHT GET RELIGION , TOO , IF SOME ASS HOLE , MANIAC , ARMED TO THE FUCKING TEETH LIVED A FEW MILES FROM YOUR HOUSE .
Wednesday, December 2, 2015
A MAN AT WAR WITH HIMSELF...
A MAN AT WAR WITH HIMSELF...WILL SHOVE A BOMB UP HIS OWN ASS , EVENTUALLY .
SPERM AND WORLD PEACE...
EVERY SPERM THAT IS FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET...IS A STEP TOWARD WORLD PEACE .
REALITY...AGAIN...
REALITY COULD BE WEARING A RUBBER BAND AROUND ITS PENIS...BUT IT HAS TO ADMIT IT .
Tuesday, December 1, 2015
IN A BILLION YEARS TIME...OCT . 24 2015
IN A BILLION YEARS TIME...WILL WE BE A BILLION YEARS CLOSER TO LOVE...OR FATHER AWAY ???
I BELIEVE IN MUSIC
THERE ARE MANY FORMS OF SPIRITUAL COMMUNICATION...AND YOUR SOUL WILL BENEFIT FROM EVERY LAST ONE .
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