KILLER WHALES...

MAYBE WE ARE NOT GOD'S SPECIAL PETS...MAYBE THAT HONOR GOES TO THE KILLER WHALES...THING IS...GOD WANTED THEM TO SACRIFICE A MESSIAH...AND THEY TURNED IT INTO A PARTY...GET ME ???  

YOUR SPIRIT...

YOUR SPIRIT CAN BRING INTO EXISTENCE...BEAUTIFUL THINGS THAT THE UNIVERSE WAS FOUNDED UPON .

FUCKED UP

"SUCK MY DICK "...SAID THE SPIDER TO THE FLY..." I WOULD LOVE TO...BUT I AM AFRAID YOU WOULD POISON ME ".

...AND THUS BEGAN THE AGE OF POWER ABUSE .

ADDICTIONS

SO YOU TAKE THE EASY ROAD...EVERY DAY UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE...THEN THERE HE IS...SAINT PETER...PAUL AND MARRY ARE PLAYING CHECKERS IN THE BACK GROUND .

...DAY IS DONE .

MORE ON FUCK-EYES...

I WOULD RATHER BE A FUCK-EYES THAT CAN SEE THE BEAUTY IN LIFE...THAN A NORMAL EYES THAT DOES NOT .

PEACE , LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING...

peace is nice...in the words of janis joplin...HEY , BABE...TAKE ANOTHER LITTLE PEACE OF MY HEART .

JESUS AND HIS WRECKING CREW...

DON'T YOU FIND IT FUNNY THAT JESUS COULD ONLY GET A CHURCH OF 72...AND WE HAVE CHURCHES OF HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS ??? ( NOT HA HA FUNNY...THE OTHER ONE ) .

HOLE IN YOUR HEART...

MAY THE HOLE IN YOUR HEART BE SMALLER THAN THE ONE IN YOUR ASS .

LOVE IS...

LOVE IS A BAND AID...BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT OF ITS BOX .

IN A BILLION YEARS TIME...OCT . 24 2015

DID YOU EVER THINK THAT , JUST MAYBE...WE ARE ESSENTIALLY STILL PRIMEVAL SLIME...AND IN ANOTHER 100, 000 , 000 YEARS OR SO...WE MIGHT JUST WAKE UP ???

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

SOME PEOPLE FEEL MORE SECURE WITH THE ENTIRE CREW OF THE "TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE"...THAN THEY DO LOVE...IT JUST MAKES THEM FEEL AT HOME .

GOOD FUCKING PIE...

MY LAST WORDS BEFORE THEY DROP THE BOMB ON ME..."THIS IS GOOD FUCKING COCONUT CREAM PIE" .

DECISIONS IN FEAR...

MAKING A DECISION OUT OF FEAR...IS LIKE HAVING A SHIT ON A YETI WHILE HE IS ASLEEP .

LOVE NEVER FAILS...

LOVE NEVER FAILS...PEOPLE DO .

POCKET PUSSY MORAL QUESTIONS...

IF TWO FRIENDS GIVE YOU A POCKET PUSSY...AND YOU TELL THE MORE INSECURE FRIEND THAT YOU LIKE HIS POCKET PUSSY BETTER...BUT YOU REALLY DON'T...IS THAT A LIE ???

LOVE WILL REFLECT...

LOVE WILL REFLECT ITSELF...UPON AND OFF EVERY HUMBLE SOUL .

LOVEWAY...

YOUR LOVE WAY...IS YOUR PATHWAY .

THE BEAUTY OF NOTHING

LOVE IS ETERNAL...AND THE LESS BAGGAGE YOU HAVE...THE LESS YOU HAVE TO GET IN ITS WAY .

GET THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR EARS...

" GET THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR EARS"... MAY JUST BE ONE OF THE MOST PROFOUND STATEMENTS YOU MAY EVER HEAR .

EVOLUTION...

IF YOU ARE NOT EVOLVING TO A GREATER MANIFESTATION OF LOVE...THEN CLIMB BACK INTO YOUR FUCKING TREE .

JOY IS....

JOY IS THE ABSENCE OF DESIRE .

RETRIEVER...

EVERY TIME YOU SEE A RETRIEVER...REMEMBER...THAT POOR LITTLE FUCKER WENT THROUGH AT LEAST ONE TRAUMA TO BRING YOU THAT KINDNESS .

LIFE...WHO WILL SURVIVE ???

IF YOU CAN'T STAND YOUR OWN COMPANY...THEN WHY INFLICT IT UPON SOMEONE ELSE ???

KANGAROO FIGHT...

WATCHING TWO KANGAROOS FIGHT...I CAN BE ASSURED OF ONE THING...NEITHER ONE WAS A BOY KANGAROO .

A PARASITE EATING AWAY AT YOUR BRAIN IS NOT BEAUTIFUL...

SOME THINGS IN LIFE ARE UGLY...WHICH ONES ARE THOSE ??? THE UGLY ONES .

REAL...

REAL IS BEAUTIFUL...EVEN IF IT IS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO HANDLE .

FUCK-EYES...

MY FATHER USED TO CALL ME FUCK-EYES...BUT , OH...WHAT AMAZING THINGS I COULD SEE WITH MY FUCK-EYES .

BEAUTY...

IF YOU THINK GODZILLA IS BEAUTIFUL...YOU PROBABLY WERE BRIBED BY HIS BUSINESS MANAGER .

GODZILLA IS NOT REALLY THERE...

WHY DO I SEE GODZILLA WHEN I LOOK OUT MY WINDOW ??? I AM REMINDED OF HOW BIG MY SHIT IS...AND HOW WE ARE NOT MEANT TO TAKE CARE OF IT ALL BY OURSELVES .

...WE NEED COMMUNITY TO MAKE LIFE WORK .

LOVE AND DEATH...

THE IRONY IS...THE MORE YOU HAVE ACTUALLY LOVED SOMEONE...THE EASIER IT IS TO LET THEM GO...REGRETS DEMAND ANOTHER CHANCE...REGRETS ARE A HOLE THAT CANNON BE FILLED .

REALITY...

REALITY SOMETIMES RIDES ON THE BACK OF THE LOCH NESS MONSTER ...HOWEVER...SO DO A LOT OF OTHER THINGS .

AGENDA...I HAVE FOUND A PURPOSE FOR THEM...

TAKE YOUR AGENDA...AND WIPE YOUR ASS WITH IT .

DON'T BE A TURD...

MONEY CAN HELP YOU NOT LOOK LIKE SHIT...BUT TURDS WITH EXPENSIVE JACKETS...SEEM KINDA WEIRD .

MYSTERY SLUTS...

SOME SLUTS....ONLY LIKE VIRGINS...WE CALL THESE...THE MYSTERY SLUTS .

HIDE AND SEEK...

YOU CAN ONLY HIDE YOURSELF SO LONE...UNTIL YOU CAN NEVER FIND YOURSELF AGAIN .

END OF THE WORLD...

WE ARE CLOSER TO THE END OF THE WORLD...THAN WE HAVE EVER BEEN .

SHIT EATER...

WHEN SHIT EATER TELLS YOU HE IS NOT FULL OF SHIT...DO NOT BELIEVE HIM .

TRUTH...

TRUTH IS A LIQUID...IT MAKES ITS OWN PATH .

PEOPLE

PEOPLE ARE MORE SUSPICIOUS OF THOSE WHO CARE FOR THEM THAN THOSE WHO WANT TO MURDER THEM .

TWO ROADS...FEB. 27 2010

I SAW THIS LADY WALKING A CRIB...FOR WHATEVER REASON I IMMEDIATELY CONCLUDED THERE WAS A CAT INSIDE...SURE ENOUGH...THERE WAS...BUT WAS IT A CAT ??? OR A PIECE OF HER MISSING SOUL ???

THE WORLD WHERE YOU LIVE

A PENIS WILL JOURNEY LONG AND HARD TO BECOME A DICK...A MAN WILL JOURNEY PRETTY FUCKING FAR TO BECOME A SHADOW OF HIS FORMER SELF .

PERCEPTION

IT IS NOT THAT WE LOOK OUT OF OUR ASS THAT IS SUCH A BAD THING...IT IS THAT WE LOOK OUT OUR ASS AND EXPECT TO SEE RAINBOWS .

PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY DO...

PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY DO BECAUSE...AS FAR AS THEY ARE CONCERNED...THEY DO NOT .

REVERSE CULT...MAR . 6 2010

EVERYONE IS IN THIS CULT CALLED EARTH...AND THE HARDER THEY TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THEY ARE NOT...THE MORE THEY ARE .

TAKING LIFE

YOUR LIFE IS NOT YOURS...COME TO THINK OF IT...NEITHER IS YOUR PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH .

JERK YOUR DICK AROUND...

JERK YOUR DICK AROUND...NOT THOSE WHO CARE FOR YOU .

WORLD LEADERS...

BEFORE WORLD LEADERS ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE MAJOR DECISIONS...THEY SHOULD ALL HAVE TO MASTURBATE .

FUCKING WITH YOUR HEAD...

IF THIS WORLD IS NOT FUCKING WITH YOUR HEAD...YOU ARE DOING LIFE WRONG .

LOVE IS...

LOVE IS BEFORE TIME...AND AFTER YOUR DOG STOPS BARKING AT THE PAPER BOY .

FOCUS

TRY NOT TO FOCUS ON WHAT IS GOOD OR BAD...FOCUS UPON WHAT REALLY HAPPENS...THEN DEAL WITH THE HIT .

SEX

CONTROL...UNION...SATISFACTION...VIOLENCE...JOY.. AWARENESS...THESE AND MANY MORE ARE THE FRUIT OF SEX...TELL ME...WHAT IN THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MARRIAGE ???

BEING A MAN...

BEFORE YOU PUT A GUN TO MY HEAD AND TELL ME TO SAY THAT I AM NOT A MAN...OR YOU WILL SHOOT...JUST ONE THING...BEING REFEREED TO AS A MAN IN THIS CIVILIZATION...MEANS SWEET FUCK ALL TO ME .

CONNECTION...

REAL CONNECTION DOES NOT MURDER FEAR...IT JUST TIES ITS BALLS TO THE FENCE .

LIFE'S IRONIES...

ONE OF LIFE'S GREATEST IRONIES...THE LESS YOU LOVE SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU...THE GREATER THE MOURNING WHEN THEY PASS .

CLOUDS...

BETTER A CLOUD OVER YOUR HEAD...THAN A TURD IN YOUR BRAIN .

BAD PERSON...

A BAD PERSON IS NOT SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT .

THE PRICE YOU PAY

LOVE IS FREE...YOU KNOW...BESIDES COSTING EVERYTHING .

BELIEFS...

DO NOT PICK YOUR BELIEFS LIKE YOU PICK YOUR CLOTHES.

GO EAT SHIT...

WHEN YOU TELL PEOPLE TO "GO EAT SHIT"...JUST MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT STANDING ON YOUR CARPET .

THE REAL LAW

THE JOURNEY IS LOVE , PEACE , JOY , SORROW , TENDERNESS...THE LAW IS...DON'T RIDE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE FUCKING ROAD .

WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS

IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE THE LUMP OF BULLSHIT IN YOUR BEDROOM...STICK PLASTIC MEN INSIDE IT AND TELL THEM IT IS A BATTLE GROUND ...AND SAME WITH THE BULLSHIT WITHIN .

TRUSTWORTHY...

A TRUSTWORTHY PERSON...UNDERSTANDS WHEN THEY ARE NOT BEING TRUSTWORTHY .

BELIEF SYSTEM...

A HEALTHY BELIEF SYSTEM...WILL PROPEL YOU TO GREATER HEIGHTS .

GOLD...

BEING GOOD AT SOMETHING MAY POSSIBLY HELP...BEING IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME...THERE IS YOUR POT OF GOLD , MY FRIEND .

BOUNDARIES REVISITED

HOPE THE OTHER HAS THE CAPACITY TO UNDERSTAND TRUTH...BUT DON'T EXPECT IT .

LIGHT AND KINDNESS ARE YOUR TWO GREATEST TOOLS...POLITENESS , DECEIT  AND AGENDA...ARE THREE OF THE MANY TOOLS WORKING AGAINST YOU .

JUST BECAUSE...

JUST BECAUSE HE HAS MY SAME FIRST NAME...DOESN'T MEAN HE IS ME .

LIFE IS...

IF I EVER HAVE A KID , I WILL NAME HIM TUMAC...AND IF HE ASKS ME WHY...I WILL JUST LAUGH .

LIFE IS A CRAZY FUCKING JOURNEY .

SQUEEZE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS...

IT IS NOT HOW YOU SQUEEZE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS...IT IS WHO YOU THROW IT AT ONCE IT GETS THERE .

DON'T PLAY WITH MY HART

LOVE IS AS WEAK AS IT IS STRONG...WHY TAKE ANY CHANCES ???

GOD SAID...

AND GOD SAID..."LET THERE BE LIGHT "...WHAT MAN HEARD WAS..."LET THERE BE LIGHT...SO WE CAN THROW SHIT AT IT "...CLOSE...BUT NO COOKIE .

COMPLICATIONS...

THE MORE COMPLICATED THINGS BECOME...THE HARDER IT IS TO DRINK THEM ALL AWAY .

THE DARK HEART...

THE DARKER THE HEART...THE BETTER THE ROLE PLAYING .

BACK STABBERS...

BACK STABBERS ARE NOT A MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE .

FUCKING UP...THE BENEFITS...

SOMETIMES IT IS BETTER IF YOU FUCK UP...THAT WAY , AS FAR AS YOU ARE CONCERNED...SHE LEFT YOU BECAUSE YOU SCREWED HER SISTER...YOU KNOW ??? AS OPPOSED TO YOU SIMPLY BEING UNLOVABLE .

HOMEWARD BOUND...NOV . 20 2010

PEOPLE WHO RUN AWAY FROM LOVE...USUALLY REFER TO IT AS SOMETHING ELSE .

ABUSE OR BE ABUSED

THOSE WHO ABUSE...THOSE WHO ARE ABUSED...THEY FIND EACH OTHER...BEGIN TO PLAY THEIR ROLE...AND SMEAR BULLSHIT ON TOP .

THE MOST INTERESTING TURD...

SOMEBODY HAD THE MOST INTERESTING TURD EVER CRAPPED...I WONDER...DID THIS HELP OR HURT THEIR SELF-ESTEEM ???

WE BEE...

WE ARE ALL BEES...AND WE SHOULD FIND A BALANCE BETWEEN BUZZING OFF...AND ATTENDING TO THE NEEDS OF THE HIVE .

HOLDING IT TOGETHER...

IF LOVE IS NOT HOLDING IT TOGETHER...THEN LET IT FALL APART .

LOVE IS EVERYWHERE...

LOVE IS FOUND EVERYWHERE...IT IS EXTRACTING IT THAT IS THE PROBLEM .

GREATER THE TRUTH

THE GREATER THE TRUTH...THE GREATER THE LIE ATTACHED TO IT .

GO INSANE...

ONLY THE INSANE PEOPLE...ARE COMPLETELY CONVINCED OF THEIR SANITY .

THE PURCHASING DOCTRINE...

HARD TO BELIEVE...BUT...IF THEY ARE NOT SELLING IT...YOU CANNOT BUY IT .

HOW BIG IS YOUR NEED ???

HOW BIG IS YOUR NEED...BEFORE YOU CAN NO LONGER SEE THAT IT IS A WEREWOLF ATTACKING YOU ???

GETTING RID OF A FRIEND...

THE BEST WAY TO GET RID OF A FRIEND...MAKE THEM FEEL IMPORTANT...MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT USED TO IT AND THEY WILL SUSPECT THE WORST .

MY OWN SUNSHINE...

I CAN MAKE MY OWN FUCKING SUNSHINE , SUNSHINE .

GOOD CHRISTIAN BOYS DON'T MASTURBATE...

GOOD CHRISTIAN BOYS DON'T MASTURBATE...WHICH MEANS , OF COURSE...THERE ARE NO GOOD CHRISTIAN BOYS .

INVESTMENT PLAN...

INVESTING IN YOURSELF...IS NOT INVESTING IN PEOPLE .

SEEING LOVE...

IF YOU CANNOT SEE LOVE...IT IS NOT BECAUSE IT BUGGERED OFF SOMEWHERE .

LIFE...

MORE THE MAJORITY...LIFE IS SIMPLY HAVING EVERYTHING BLOWN TO RAT SHIT...AND PUTTING IT BACK TOGETHER WITH ONLY THE HELP OF YOUR DICK .

INTRO . TO FEAR

THE FEAR THAT PROPELS YOU INTO BULLSHIT...WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE THAT THE BULLSHIT IS ACTUALLY GOLD .

GETTING AWAY WITH IT

TEACH PEOPLE THAT MASTURBATION IS A STATUS SYMBOL...YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED HOW QUICKLY THE SOCIAL CLIMATE CHANGES .

THEOLOGY...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

SOME RELIGIONS YOU EAT SOULS WITH A FORK...SOME WITH A SPOON...ALL IN ALL...IT IS ALL JUST ABOUT THE SAME .

YELLOW BRICK ROAD...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

TIME MAY NOT EXIST...WHAT DOES EXIST IS NOW...SUCK ITS TITS !!!

DEMANDING GOD...

DON'T DEMAND GOD TO MAKE YOU UNDEMANDING...THERE ARE NO LOOPHOLES .

RINGS AROUND THE TREE...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

DO NOT DEFINE THE VALUE OF THE ROAD YOU ARE TRAVELLING ON...BY THE SHIT OR LACK OF SHIT IN THE DITCH .

LOVE LEADS...WE LIGHT UP A SMOKE

WE ARE CONSTANTLY BEING DRAWN TOWARD LOVE...WE ARE ALSO BEING DRAWN TOWARD SELFISH AMBITION...YOU CAN TELL WHICH ONE IS WINNING BY HOW MANY WORDS IN A TYPICAL CONVERSATION YOU HAVE TO TWIST AROUND .

ON THE ROAD...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

THE ROAD THAT TAKES YOU TO THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE...SYSTEMATICALLY ELIMINATES ALL YOUR EXCUSES TO SAY LIFE IS BORING .

SEX PROFILES

MAYBE THERE ARE AS MANY SEX PROFILES...AS THERE ARE PEOPLE .

LOVE IS...

LOVE IS ORGANIC...RELIGION IS GENERIC .

JESUS COLA...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

GATHER TOGETHER IN LOVE AND PEACE...THEN PROTECT  WITH YOUR LIFE .

CO-DEPENDENCE AND LICKING BALLS...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

TWO ROADS...ONE...CO-DEPENDENCE...THE OTHER...NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK...THERE IS A THIRD...SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE...AND ONLY A CLEAR HEART CAN FIND IT .

CAT SEX OPERATION...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT'S SEX OPERATION WAS ALL SCREWED UP...AND THEY TURNED HIM INTO A DOG .

FLUID...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT...AND MORE IMPORTANTLY...DON'T EAT SHIT .

FUCKING UP AND SEX...

BEFORE YOU MAKE A DECISION...REMEMBER...FUCKING UP THINGS IS THE ONLY THING PEOPLE ARE MORE ADDICTED TO THAN SEX .

EVERY MOVE...

EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE...IS THE PRODUCT OF THE LIFE YOU LIVED .

LOVE AND ANGER...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

THE MORE OBSTACLES IN THE WAY OF DOING THE LOVING THING...THE MORE BEAUTIFUL THE OUTCOME .  

A SECOND FROM HELL...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

THIS YOUNG MAN CONFESSED HIS HOMOSEXUALITY TO ME...FROM THAT DAY ON...HE NO LONGER SAW ME AS A HUMAN...BUT THE POSSESSOR OF HIS SECRET...EVERY TIME I BREATHED...HE WOULD RESENT IT .

GETTING WHERE U R GOING...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

I WOULD RATHER DIE LIKE A PIG *...THAN LIVE MY LIFE IN SELFISH AMBITION .

* HOPEFULLY A PIG THAT WAS SCREWED TO DEATH .

A SAMPLE OF MY BOOK..." spiritual awareness"...CHECK OUT THE BLOG !!!

MY BROTHER'S CLAIM TO FAME IS THAT HE SCREWED ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPERSTARS IN THE HISTRY OF OUR COUNTRY...THIS IS PROBABLY A LIE , HOWEVER .

WHAT IS TRUE IS THAT HE USED TO STEAL MY MOTHER'S VODKA AND REPLACE IT WITH WATER...THIS IS NOT NEARLY AS ROMANTIC , BUT FOR A MANIAC , FAIRLY CREATIVE , ANYWAY .

EMBRACE AND LEARN...

IF YOU TELL YOUR SOUL WHAT TO FEEL...IT WILL TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF .

WALK THE DINOSAUR...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

AS LONG AS WE SEE THE DINOSAUR...OUR VISION IS CAPTURED...A BLANK SURROUNDING...AND WHO AND WHAT WE ARE WOULD QUICKLY BE MANIFESTING ALL AROUND US .

SUMMER CAMP 1971 OR 1972

KEITH AND I WENT TO SUMMER CAMP...WE WASHED DISHES AND ATE SHIT...THEY TOLD US A STORY ABOUT AN INDIAN WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SQUISHED A BIRD IN HIS HAND .

WHY IS IT FUCKED UP ??? JUNE / JULY 2015

ENDANGERED SPECIES TASTE BETTER...BECAUSE EATING THEM MAKES US FEEL POWERFUL AND IN CONTROL .

TRUTH AS A WEAPON...JUNE / JULY 2015

MAYBE WE ARE FUCKED UP...BECAUSE GOD DELIGHTS IN THE ONE IN A THOUSAND WHO GETS UNFUCKED .

RUN AWAY...JUNE / JULY 2015

WHEN YOU RUN AWAY...YOU WILL EITHER RUN DIRECTLY INTO WHAT YOU ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM...OR SOON DISCOVER YOU GOT NO LEGS .

ONLY LOVE IS REAL...

PEOPLE KNOW THAT SOME THINGS ARE REAL AND SOME ARE NOT...THEY JUST DON'T BELIEVE THAT THIS CONCEPT EXTENDS BEYOND THE END OF THEIR SHOES .

POINT...IF SOMETHING ISN'T REAL...THEN IT REALLY DOESN'T EXIST , AT LEAST IN ANY RELEVANT WAY .

LIVE ON ARRIVAL...JUNE / JULY 2015

YOU KNOW YOU ARE FIGHTING YOURSELF...NOW FIGURE OUT WHO YOURSELF IS .

WORD OF MOUTH...JUNE / JULY 2015

WHAT IS HEARD AND WHAT IS SAID...THE MOST IMPORTANT MARRIAGE .

RUTHLESS PEOPLE...JUNE / JULY 2015

WHEN ALL BUT LOVE DISAPPEARS...HOLD ONTO YOUR DICK...AND PRAY YOUR INTEGRITY HAS JUST AS MUCH BLOOD FLOWING THROUGH IT .

SOULS ARE LIKE DOGS...

SOULS ARE LIKE DOGS...DON'T DRESS THEM UP TO LOOK STUPID .

THE JOURNEY...

LIFE IS A JOURNEY...,MAKE SURE IT IS NOT THE JOURNEY SOMEONE STUCK UP YOUR ASS .

LAST NIGHT AT SUPPER...

LAST NIGHT AT SUPPER MY DAUGHTER TOLD ME SHE HAD SEX WITH HER  BIOLOGY TEACHER...I SAID..."WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH PASSING THE CARROTS ???"

THE BUILDING PLACE FOR EMOTIONAL EXHAUSTION...

THERE ARE TWO WAYS TO DO SOMETHING...THE LOVING WAY...OR TAKE ALL 17 BILLION POSSIBLE OUTCOMES INTO CONSIDERATION .

THE GOLDFISH OF OBSERVATION...

THE GOLDFISH OF OBSERVATION SAYS..." I DON'T CARE IF YOU OR GAY , STRAIGHT , INTO MARTIANS...WHATEVER...BUT IF YOU ARE NOT...WHAT'S THAT THING DOING IN YOUR MOUTH ??? "

THE NATURE OF THE BEAST...JUNE / JULY 2015

WHEN I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE...THE VULTURES APPEARED...AND THEY FORGOT THE MEDICAL KIT .

EGO-OLOGY...JUNE / JULY 2015

THE EGO IS THE SHIT WE DUMP ON OURSELVES TO HIDE THE SHIT .

FALLEN ANGEL...JUNE / JULY 2015

LIFE IS NOT PRECIOUS...BUT WHAT WE DO WITH IT IS .

EGG FUCKER...

THERE ARE MANY THINGS PEOPLE DO WITH SCRAMBLED EGGS AFTER THEY ARE INADVERTENTLY SCRAMBLED...LIKE HIDE THEM...LIE...STEAL YOUR NEIGHBORS
EGGS AND GIVE THEM YOURS .

WHAT THEY DON'T DO IS FESS UP...AND OPEN A DOOR FOR POTENTIAL HEALING.

IT AIN'T THE FUCKING AROUND WITH THE EGGS THAT MATTERS...IT IS HOW YOU DEAL WITH IT AFTERWARD .

A WORLD MASTURBATED WITH BOTH HANDS...JUNE / JULY 2015

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU THINK OF...IT MAY GOBBLE SOMEONE'S SOUL .

GROWING...JUNE / JULY 2015

EVERY TIME YOU STUMBLE...LOVE STUMBLES WITH YOU...IT HAS NO LACK OF HUMILITY .

FACE THE MUSIC...

LOOK DEATH STRAIGHT IN THE ASS AND TELL IT HOW YOU FEEL .

THE BALLAD OF STUMPY...

SOME PEOPLE GET A RUSH BY HAVING SEX BY A CROCODILE INFESTED LAKE...AS THEY HOBBLE BY YOU WITH ONE LEG...DO NOT MOCK...BUT GIVE NO SYMPATHE , EITHER .

LIFE IS...

LIFE IS A METAPHOR...BUT FOR WHAT ???

EASY MONEY...JUNE / JULY 2015

MONEY...THE NEW SEX WHEN IT COMES TO SHIT YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT .

GODZILLA AND MOTHRA...

THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD , WHO THINK THAT MOTHRA COULD ACTUALLY HOLD HIS OWN WITH GODZILLA IN A ONE ON ONE CONFLICT...THING IS...IF PEOPLE ARE DELUDED IN THIS AREA OF THEIR MIND...WHY WOULD THE OTHERS BE ANY DIFFERENT ???

HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SUCH A PERSON .

STRENGTH IN LOVE...

A STRONG RELATIONSHIP...STRENGTHENS OTHER RELATIONSHIPS .

SPIRITUAL POOPER...

WE HAVE A SPIRITUAL POOPER...WE OPEN OUR HEARTS INSTEAD OF OUR HOLES .

USE IT !!!

SUMMER 2005...GIVE OR TAKE

I PLAYED THIS LADY A GAME OF TENNIS ON THE BASIS OF HER BILLING HERSELF AS SEMI-PROFESSIONAL...FIVE MINUTES LATER...SHE IS BITCHING THAT I AM HITTING THE BALL TOO HARD .

POINT : SOME PEOPLE ARE SIMPLY FULL OF SHIT .

20 YEARS TO LIFE...

LIFE...20 YEARS BEING FUCKED AROUND...THE NEXT 60 EATING FRIED CHICKEN , TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF IT ALL .