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Wednesday, September 30, 2015
SEX , MONEY AND POWER...
SEX , MONEY AND POWER...IF THESE DO NOT CONSUME YOU TO ONE EXTENT OR ANOTHER...SOME MAY CONSIDER YOU A FREAK !!!
TENDER MERCIES...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY...2015
I WAS SHARING MY SOUL...THEY WERE TAKING NOTES WITH THE PURPOSE OF FUCKING ME UP...LIKE THEY ARE BLOCKING THE TIDE WITH THE CRACK OF THEIR ASS .
APOLOGY...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015
SHARKS MAY PERPETUALLY BITE THE TIT OF TENDERNESS...BUT YOU SHOULD SEE THEIR TEETH .
FOUNDATION OF SNAILS...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015
WE FORM A BELIEF...THEN ALTER IT TO THE POINT WHERE WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO STAY OUT OF JAIL...THEN THE STRESSFUL ENDEAVOR OF PRETENDING THAT IS WHAT WE BELIEVED IN THE FIRST PLACE .
Tuesday, September 29, 2015
FONDLING LIFE'S LEFT TIT...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015
ONLY AN IDIOT CAN TRULY SUCK THE TIT OF LIFE .
LADY NAKED ON THE BEACH...
DO YOU HANG OUT NAKED BECAUSE YOU ARE A NUDEST...OR BECAUSE YOU HAVE PERFECT BREASTS ???
Monday, September 28, 2015
A SHIT-ON...(MY NEW WORD )...
RELIGION THESE DAYS SEEMS TO HAVE A SHIT-ON FOR TRANSVESTITES...DO YOU THINK THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PICK ON HOMOSEXUALY ANYMORE ??? I DO !!!
Sunday, September 27, 2015
CHECKING SOMEONE'S WALLET...
CHECKING SOMEONE'S WALLET...THE NEW PEEPING AT PRIVATE PARTS IN THE PUBLIC SHOWERS .
LIES AND MORE LIES...
STRANGELY ENOUGH...IT IS MORE FUN TO BELIEVE LIES...THAN TO PRETEND TO BELIEVE LIES .
HEY , HEY...WE'RE THE MONKEYS...
THE MONKEY WITH THE BIGGEST CLUB STILL WINS...THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT OUR CLUB IS FOLDING AND LEATHER...AND WE STICK IT IN OUR POCKET .
EVERYTHING AND NOTHING...AND THE MONKEY WITH HIS BANANA...
YOU ARE NO BIGGER OR SMALLER THAN THE UNIVERSE...EVERYTHING IS A PART OF EVERYTHING...IT ALL FITS TOGETHER...AND TIME HASN'T HAPPENED YET...BUT IT ALSO JUST BEGAN AND ALSO ENDED A GAZILLION LIGHT YEARS AGO .
ANY # YOU CAN THINK OF...IS OUT THERE...SOMEWHERE .
ANY # YOU CAN THINK OF...IS OUT THERE...SOMEWHERE .
Saturday, September 26, 2015
BASTARD WINDOWS...
dear friends...just for the record...my : BASTARD WINDOWS blog...is actually a life changing , extremely stimulating , revolutionizing book that can be read for free...enjoy !!!
SAME SHIT...DIFFERENT DAY...
SIXTY THOUSAND YEARS AGO...WE RESPONDED TO CREATURES WITH VIOLENCE , FEAR...AND MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE DECEIT...( YOU KNOW...LIKE A BLOW FISH OR SOMETHING )...NOW...SIXTY THOUSAND YEARS LATER...NOT A FUCKING THING HAS CHANGED .
POINT...MAYBE OUR BODIES HAVE EVOLVED...FOR ALL I KNOW...MAYBE SPERM HAVE TWO HEADS NOW...BUT AS FOR OUR SPIRITUAL AND EMOTIONAL COMPONENTS...SAME SHIT...DIFFERENT DAY .
POINT...MAYBE OUR BODIES HAVE EVOLVED...FOR ALL I KNOW...MAYBE SPERM HAVE TWO HEADS NOW...BUT AS FOR OUR SPIRITUAL AND EMOTIONAL COMPONENTS...SAME SHIT...DIFFERENT DAY .
PISSED...
ARE YOU PISSED OFF BECAUSE YOU ARE PISSED OFF ??? OR HAS YOUR CONTROL BEEN FLUSHED LIKE A TURD ???
Friday, September 25, 2015
...TURNING MUSIC INTO GOLD...
WE PROCESS EVERYTHING THROUGH OUR BELIEF SYSTEM...IF IT IS WEAK...IT ALL GOES TO HELL...IF IT IS LOVE...ALL COMES OUT PURE GOLD .
SEXUALITY AND SHIT LIKE THAT...
EVERY GOOD RELIGIOUS LEADER KNOWS...IF YOU CONTROL ONES SEXUALITY...YOU CONTROL THE REST OF THE POOR BUGGER AS WELL .
IF LOVE IS POWERLESS...
IF LOVE IS POWERLESS...THEN WHY IS THE UNIVERSE FALLING APART...AND LOVE REMAINS EXACTLY THE SAME ???
Thursday, September 24, 2015
NEW BEGINNINGS...
AFTER YOUR "TITANIC" SINKS...YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME PERSON...SO DON'T TRY...JUST LET LIFE TAKE YOU WHERE IT WANTS TO TAKE YOU .
TAKE IT TO THE BANK...
TAKE IT TO THE BANK...IN JUST ABOUT EVERY SITUATION...THERE IS SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT GETTING .
Wednesday, September 23, 2015
CARPEL TUNNEL...
IF YOUR CLERGYMAN TELLS YOU THAT MASTURBATION IS BAD FOR YOU...AND HE IS NOT REFERRING TO CARPEL TUNNEL...THEN HE IS FULL OF SHIT .
REASON FOR A STIFF DRINK...
DECEIT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE...AND HONESTY MAY GET YOU KILLED...
...TELL THE TRUTH ANYWAY .
...TELL THE TRUTH ANYWAY .
LIES AND DECEPTION...
IF SOMEONE LIES TO YOU...YOU GOT TO ASK YOURSELF THE QUESTION...IS IT A GOOD LIE OR A BAD LIE ??? AND IF IT IS A BAD LIE...WHY SO MUCH DISRESPECT ???
SAVING YOUR MARRIAGE...
SAVING YOUR MARRIAGE BY HAVING A BABY...IS LIKE SAVING YOUR COW BY EATING ITS LIVER .
WHERE DO OUR NAMES COME FROM , ANYWAY ???
I SAID TO THIS GUY...IS YOUR NAME DEREK ??? HE SAID "YES "...BUT...AS IT TURNED OUT...HE WAS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DEREK .
THE SPIRIT EBBS AND FLOWS IN WAYS WE DON'T UNDERSTAND .
THE SPIRIT EBBS AND FLOWS IN WAYS WE DON'T UNDERSTAND .
Tuesday, September 22, 2015
WEIRD...PENHORN SHOPPING MALL...1987
I MET THIS YOUNG LADY IN THE SHOPPING MALL AND SHE TOLD ME SHE LIKED MY SWEATER...SO I GAVE IT TO HER .
WHAT I WANT...I WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THIS IS NOT CONSIDERED WEIRD .
WHAT I WANT...I WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THIS IS NOT CONSIDERED WEIRD .
SAVING A LIFE...
FOR SOME PEOPLE...ALL THEY SEE WHEN YOU SAVE THEIR LIVES...IS THAT YOU MADE THEM LOOK STUPID .
THE LOVER...
HAVING A DIFFERENT POSITION FOR EVERY FAMILY MEMBER...DOES NOT MAKE YOU A GREAT LOVER .
DEEP SHIT...
MOST PEOPLE IN DEEP SHIT...ARE AWARE THAT THEY ARE IN DEEP SHIT...VERY FEW ARE AWARE OF THEIR PART IN GETTING THERE .
HORSE MEAT AND RELIGION...
AND WHY DID THE CHURCH FORBID THE "CHOWING DOWN" ON HORSE MEAT ??? SIMPLE...THE REVENUE THAT THE MEAT GENERATED...MADE IS POSSIBLE FOR THE PEOPLE TO LIVE ABOVE POVERTY...AND WE ALL KNOW THAT POOR PEOPLE ARE EASIER TO CONTROL .
Monday, September 21, 2015
SCARED AND ANGRY PART 2
SCARED BECAUSE TRUTH MAY REAR ITS HEAD...ANGRY...BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT...( THAT IS...THERE IS A LACK OF CONTROL ) .
GOD...
YOU CAN TELL WHEN IT IS GOD WALKING THROUGH THE DOOR...BECAUSE EVERYONE GETS SCARED AND ANGRY .
BRAIN FUCKER...WRITTEN....APRIL / MAY 2015
RELIGION IS AN ATTEMPT TO BASH THINGS OUT OF YOU...LIKE SMOKING TO CURE CANCER .
Sunday, September 20, 2015
WHERE EVIL GROWS...
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW PEA SOUP GOT SO INTIMATELY ASSOCIATED WITH EVIL ???
( HINT...MID 70'S )
( HINT...MID 70'S )
LOVE LOOKS THE OTHER WAY...
LOVE LOOKS THE OTHER WAY...THE HEAD OF EVIL SPINS AROUND AND AROUND...UNTIL THE PEA SOUP GUSHES OUT OF THE MOUTH .
AN ODE TO CHEESE...
WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE DIET CHEESE IS PACKAGED ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME AS REGULAR CHEESE .
THINK ABOUT IT .
THINK ABOUT IT .
RULES OF THE GAME...
THE MORE THE RULE IS UNEXPLAINED TO US...THE MORE WE ARE SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND IT .
EGO...AND THE GREAT THINGY IN THE SKY
OUR EGO IS THE PART OF US WE DEVELOP TO IMPRESS THE UNIVERSE...IT COMES AT THE EXPENSE OF CRUCIFYING THE REAL SELF...OFTEN...THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF OURSELVES...AND THAT IS THE PART...THAT PROCEEDS...TO THE GREAT THINGIY IN THE SKY .
Saturday, September 19, 2015
CREATURE OF ISOLATION...
BEING A CREATURE OF ISOLATION...YOU WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE CONDOM WOULD HAVE BEEN OUR FIRST INVENTION...YOU KNOW...RIGHT AFTER THE FIRE...FUCK KNOWS WE LOVE TO START FIRES .
INVASION FROM MARS...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015
IF IT REALLY IS YOURS...IT WILL FIND ITS WAY BACK HOME .
Friday, September 18, 2015
NEVER SEEN A YETI...
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A YETI...WHICH IS TO MY ADVANTAGE...BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN SO MUCH SHIT THAT MAKES A YETI LOOK LIKE A PORCUPINE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD...A YETI WOULD ONLY CALL MY CREDIBILITY INTO QUESTION .
HOW TO GET A FREE TRIP THROUGH CUSTOMS...
SO THE LADY BEHIND THE DESK ASKS ME WHERE I STAYED...I SAID THAT I DIDN'T KNOW...SHE LOOKS AT MY SHIRT THAT SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT HANGING OUT NAKED...AND ASKS ME WHAT I DID FOR A LIVING...I SAID I WAS A MINISTER...(SHE TAKES ONE MORE LOOK , JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE READ IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME ) .
... ANYWAY...THAT IS HOW YOU GET A FREE TRIP THROUGH CUSTOMS .
... ANYWAY...THAT IS HOW YOU GET A FREE TRIP THROUGH CUSTOMS .
PATTERNS...JUNE 2015
DON'T CONCERN YOURSELF ABOUT WHAT THE PATH LOOKS LIKE...BE CONCERNED WITH WHERE IT IS GOING .
Thursday, September 17, 2015
THE WIND AND THE SHIT...
EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN RELIGION...SOME ARE VIOLENTLY DEFENDING IT...SOME ARE TRYING TO LET IT GO...MOST ARE SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN .
ANYTHING LIKE THAT...DOWN UNDER...
I ASKED THIS GIRL FOR A DATE...HER REPLY..."I'M NOT INTO FORNICATION OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT " .
TWO POINTS :
1-I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHAT THAT " ANYTHING LIKE THAT" IS...AND # 2...YOU DON'T SAY YOU ARE NOT INTO "ANYTHING LIKE THAT"...UNLESS YOU ARE INTO ANYTHING LIKE THAT .
TWO POINTS :
1-I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHAT THAT " ANYTHING LIKE THAT" IS...AND # 2...YOU DON'T SAY YOU ARE NOT INTO "ANYTHING LIKE THAT"...UNLESS YOU ARE INTO ANYTHING LIKE THAT .
Wednesday, September 16, 2015
THE WASP...
WHY DID I KILL THE WASP ??? BECAUSE I THOUGHT I COULD GET AWAY WITH IT...THE SAME REASON WHY WE HURT EACH OTHER...THE DIFFERENCE BEING THE WASP WAS WAS FUCKING AROUND TOO MUCH .
END RESULT...WASP STINGS STRANG...AND IT WAS THE LAST THING HE WOULD EVER DO .
END RESULT...WASP STINGS STRANG...AND IT WAS THE LAST THING HE WOULD EVER DO .
THE END AS WE KNOW IT...
IF THE PURPOSE OF PLANET EARTH IS GROWING A CROP OF EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE...THERE ARE TWO POSSIBILITIES...#1...IT WILL TAKE ANOTHER MILLION OR BILLION YEARS OR SO...OR...# 2...JESUS WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND WHEN HE SAID..." A FEW WILL WAKE UP"...AND THE REST WILL SLEEP LIKE AUTUMN LEAVES ON THE HARD COLD GROUND .
POINTING THINGS...
SOME PEOPLE POINT THEIR PENIS IN THE DIRECTION THEY WANT TO TRAVEL...OTHERS...THEIR NOSE...OTHERS...THEIR FINGERS...AND STILL OTHERS...THEIR HEART .
TRUST ME...THEIR OUTCOMES ARE NOT THE SAME .
TRUST ME...THEIR OUTCOMES ARE NOT THE SAME .
THE CANDYMAN...
NEVER SEE THE CANDY MAN AS SOMEONE GIVING AWAY CANDY...SEE HIM AS SOMEONE GETTING FREE BLOW JOBS FROM ONE PARTICULAR DENTIST OR ANOTHER .
HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE...
THE BEST WAY TO LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF...IS TO LOOK OUT FOR THOSE THAT YOU LOVE .
Tuesday, September 15, 2015
I AM FAWN...JUNE 2015
A FATHER WHO BEATS A CHILD...IS ACTUALLY BEATING HIM INTO A PLACE OF NEGOTIATION WITH PRICKS .
Monday, September 14, 2015
KNOW YOUR SHIT...JUNE 2015
LIFE IS DEEP AND WIDE...AND WHAT LIFE IS NOT...IS STUPID...YOU KNOW THAT YOU KNOW A LOT...WHEN YOU DON'T THINK YOU KNOW TOO MUCH .
YOUR SHIT THING FUCKS UP EVERYTHING...JUNE 2015
WHEN...THE..."SHIT HITS THE FAN"...OUR ENTIRE LIFE CHANGES POSITION TO COMPENSATE...AND IT HURTS .
DON'T CRY FOR ME , ARGENTINA...
ONCE IN A WHILE AT BIBLE COLLEGE...ONE TEACHER OR ANOTHER WOULD STAND IN FRONT OF THE CLASS AND TELL EVERYONE WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE I WAS...( OF COURSE , WITHOUT USING THE WORD "FUCKING" , AS THAT WOULD BE UNCHRISTIAN)...ANYWAY...KNOWING WHAT TYPE OF HUMANS THEY WERE...THIS WOULD ONLY ENCOURAGE MY SELF-ESTEEM .
SO DON'T CRY FOR ME , ARGENTINA...OR , FOR THAT MATTER...ANY OTHER COUNTRY .
SO DON'T CRY FOR ME , ARGENTINA...OR , FOR THAT MATTER...ANY OTHER COUNTRY .
PEOPLE CAN BE DANGEROUS...
YES , INDEED...MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL DRESS UP AS CHIPMUNKS AND HIDE AWAY IN THE TREES...CHATTERING WORDS OF WISDOM TO ALL THE OTHER CHIPMUNKS...BUT ONLY WHEN NO HUMANS ARE AROUND .
FUCKIN ' UP...
MOST OF YOUR BEST PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE WHO FUCKED UP...MOST OF YOUR WORST PEOPLE...ARE PEOPLE WHO FUCKED UP AND DECIDED TO MAKE IT A LIFE LONG OCCUPATION .
Sunday, September 13, 2015
ADDICTED TO TRAUMA...
WHO IN THIS WORLD MAKES YOU FEEL CALM...ARE YOU SUSPICIOUS OF THEM ??? AND , IF SO...WHY ???
LOSING YOURSELF LIKE AN ELK...
IT IS NOT THAT PEOPLE BURY EVERYTHING THAT THEY ARE THAT IS THE ISSUE...THE ISSUE IS...WHEN THEY ATTEMPT TO DIG IT UP...THEY START DIGGING ON THE WRONG PLANET .
WE ARE DOOMED...
IF THE ALIENS COME DOWN TO VISIT...IT WILL NOT BE BECAUSE OF OUR CHARMING COLLECTIVE PERSONALITY .
Saturday, September 12, 2015
WAR...
MAYBE IF WE DECLARE WAR AGAINST THE POTATO PEOPLE...WE CAN EASE UP ON THE WAR WE DECLARED AGAINST OURSELVES .
L .O.V.E.
THE BEHAVIOR OF JUST ABOUT EVERYONE...IS CENTERED AROUND AN ATTEMPT TO GET LOVE...USUALLY IN SOME ILL-CONCEIVED , FUCKED UP WAY .
THE NEW POPE
THE NEW POPE SEEMS TO BE A KIND AND LOVING HUMAN BEING...ATTEMPTING TO BRING THE CHURCH INTO A PLACE OF RATIONAL THOUGHT AND FAIRNESS TO THE UNIVERSE .
GOOD LUCK !!!
GOOD LUCK !!!
LIFE DEMANDS CLEARITY...
SNOOKEMS WAS AN ALCOHOLIC PANDA...AND FOR SNOOKEMS...LOVE MEANT THROWING UP ALL OVER SOMEONES SHOES .
SNOOKEMS DID NOT GO FAR IN LIFE .
SNOOKEMS DID NOT GO FAR IN LIFE .
Friday, September 11, 2015
I WANT YOUR SEX...OR NOT...
IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SEX...AND WHAT I MEAN BY THAT IS...IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH SEX .
RHEMA BIBLE COLLEGE...1989...OUR RESIDENT PROPHET...
AND I QUOTE : " GOD IS GOING TO BEAT YOU WITH A BIG STICK " .
BULLSHIT...
PEOPLE WILL EVENTUALLY BELIEVE THAT THE BULLSHIT CAME OUT OF THEIR OWN ASS...AND THE BULL HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT .
RESPONDING TO ANOTHER...
PEOPLE RESPOND TO CHANGES IN YOUR LIFE LONG BEFORE THEY ARE CONSCIOUSLY AWARE OF IT .
Thursday, September 10, 2015
THE MIRROR...
SEEING IS BELIEVING...BUT ONLY UNDER CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES...AND THEY CHANGE ALL THE TIME .
COCK-HEAD...
YOUR WIFE MAY NOT APPRECIATE YOUR PENIS...BUT WHAT REALLY PISSES HER OFF...IS YOU BEING A COCK-HEAD .
YOUR PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE...
YOUR PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE...IS LARGER THAN A BUNNY...SMALLER THAN GOD...THE REST IS CONFUSING .
Wednesday, September 9, 2015
BE MEEK...
THE INFORMATION SHOULD LEAD YOU TO THE CONCLUSION THAT YOU NEED MORE INFORMATION...BEFORE YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON .
LIVE AND LET GO...
I WAS NOT INVITED TO MY FATHER'S FUNERAL...NO GREAT SURPRISE...I WASN'T INVITED TO HIS BIRTH , EITHER .
GONE TO SHIT...JULY / AUG . 2015
WHEN THINGS GO TO SHIT...BETTER TO PLUG YOUR NOSE THAN HOLLER LIKE AN IDIOT .
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
PAINTING THINGS...AUG . 29 2015
IF WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT IS ACTUALLY THERE...YOU , MY FRIEND...ARE A TRUE SPIRITUAL PERSON .
RELIGION'S OTHER FACE...AUG . 15 2015
GOD INVENTED MASTURBATION...THE CATHOLICS ADDED THE GUILT TOPPING .
PREACH NAKED...
YOU CAN PREACH POISONOUS CRAP...AND THE FUCKERS WILL TAKE NOTES...PREACH NAKED...AND THEY WILL STONE YOU TO DEATH.
WHY ??? WELL , BECAUSE...THAT'S WHY .
WHY ??? WELL , BECAUSE...THAT'S WHY .
Monday, September 7, 2015
GIVE A FUCK...
EVERY TIME YOU LOOK INTO A MIDNIGHT SKY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST...REMEMBER THIS...ONE HUMAN CONNECTION WITH ANOTHER...IS BIGGER THAN THE ENTIRE THING .
...IT IS TIME TO GIVE A FUCK .
...IT IS TIME TO GIVE A FUCK .
ISOLATION BLUES...
ISOLATION FIRST HAPPENS WITHIN OURSELVES...THEN WE PASS IT ON...THEN WE BLAME AND GET HOSTILE .
29 YEARS TO THE DAY LATER...
...AND SUDDENLY IT DAWNED ON ME...NOT ONLY WAS IT THE ANNIVERSARY OF MY BROTHERS DEATH...BUT I WAS STANDING UPON THE SAME SOIL THAT I STOOD UPON WHEN HE DROWNED .
THE QUEST...
THE BEST WAY TO APPROACH ANY QUESTION...IS WITH THE POSSIBILITY THAT YOU MAY HAVE A LOT TO LEARN .
SEX...WITH A CAPITAL..." X " .
WHAT IS MORE DIFFICULT ??? DIGGING TO CHINA ??? OR THE CORE OF YOUR SEXUALITY ???
Saturday, September 5, 2015
A NEW RELIGION IS BORN...
ANYONE CAN START A RELIGION...FOR EXAMPLE..."MY CHOCOLATE BAR IS BETTER THAN YOURS...AND , THEREFORE...YOU ARE INFERIOR"...SEE ??? NOW ALL WE NEED NOW ARE THE STUPID PEOPLE AND WE ARE SET !!!
ALL ABOUT THE HEART...
IF THE HEART HASN'T CHANGED...THEN DON'T PAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO ANYTHING ELSE .
Friday, September 4, 2015
THE LOSER...
IT IS NOT THAT PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO SUPPORT "LOSERS" THAT BOTHERS ME...WHAT DOES PISS ME OFF , HOWEVER...IS THAT MOST DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE WHAT A LOSER IS .
POTATO-SEXUAL...
AT SUPPERTIME...A BOY TOLD HIS FATHER THAT HE WAS GAY...THE FATHER REPLIED..."WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH PASSING THE POTATOES ??? " .
EMOTIONAL RIVER...
EVERYTHING IS COMING FROM SOMEWHERE AND GOING SOMEWHERE...HOW DO YOU PROCESS IT AS IT DOES ???
Thursday, September 3, 2015
ONLY LOVE IS REAL...
WHY WE CANNOT POSSIBLY BELIEVE THAT EVIL IS SOME TYPE OF ILLUSION OR SOMETHING...IS BECAUSE IT IS PAINFUL...IF IT HURTS IT MUST BE REAL .
ONLY LOVE IS REAL...AND SOMEDAY ALL ELSE WILL DISAPPEAR ...LIKE IT NEVER WAS .
ONLY LOVE IS REAL...AND SOMEDAY ALL ELSE WILL DISAPPEAR ...LIKE IT NEVER WAS .
Wednesday, September 2, 2015
YETI HUNT...
THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO DEAL WITH LOVING SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T LOVE YOU...A GOOD YETI HUNT WILL GET YOUR MIND OFF OF SHIT .
I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT...
WALKING DOWN THE ROAD OF LIFE...I SPY THESE TWO LADIES WHO NEED HELP LIFTING A PIECE OF FURNITURE...SO I OFFER...AND BOY , ARE THEY HAPPY...RIGHT UNTIL ABOUT FIVE SECONDS AFTER WE FINISH...THEN SUDDENLY THEY BECOME AWARE THAT THERE IS A STRANGER IN THEIR HOUSE .
YOU CAN'T FUCKING WIN , CAN YOU ???
YOU CAN'T FUCKING WIN , CAN YOU ???
THE VIOLENCE ISN'T REAL...BUT IT IS ONE GOOD FUCKING IMITATION...
IF YOU PLEAD FOR MERCY...THEY WILL HAVE AN ADRENALIN RUSH...THEIR CROTCH WILL BE FILLED WITH VIOLENCE...THEY WILL BLEED HATE...THEY WILL KILL YOU .
...YET , ISN'T THAT STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE DELICIOUS ???
...YET , ISN'T THAT STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE DELICIOUS ???
LOST IN TRANSLATION...JULY / AUG . 2015
SOMEHOW..." GOD LOVES YOU "...BECAME..." OBEY OR YOU ARE FUCKED "... IT WAS NOT MY IDEA .
TRAINING DAY...JULY / AUG . 2015
WE KNOW HOW TO PISS IN THE WIND...WE JUST CAN'T TELL WHICH WAY IT IS BLOWING .
REALITY , WHAT A CONCEPT...CONTINUES...
DO YOU PURSUE BEING REAL ??? OR BEING REALLY FULL OF SHIT ???
Tuesday, September 1, 2015
TRY LOVE
WE CAN NO MORE RESIST TEMPTATION THAN WE CAN DRINK A GLASS OF WATER...WITH NO WATER INSIDE .
TRY LOVE .
TRY LOVE .
SEX AND CONFUSION...
DO PEOPLE GET CONFUSED BECAUSE THEIR SEXUALITY IS CONFUSED...OR IS THEIR SEXUALITY CONFUSED...BECAUSE THEY ARE ???
TREAD LIGHTLY...
BEFORE YOU DECLARE SOMEONE A" USELESS FUCKER"...REMEMBER...THE REASON WHY YOU DIDN'T DO WHAT THEY JUST GOT CAUGHT DOING...IS BECAUSE GOD WASN'T IN THE MOOD TO PROVE A POINT .
BILLY THE APE...AUG . 22 2015
THE BILLY APE WAS A MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE...UNTIL HE WAS DISCOVERED...THEN EVERYONE MADE FUN OF EVERYONE FOR NOT BELIEVING IN THIS AMAZING MONKEY .
GIVE OR TAKE...
IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS...WHAT SCARES US...COUNTS FOR 95 % OF OUR RESPONSE...AND WHAT IS REAL...FIVE % .
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