WANTING NOTHING...

IF YOU WANT NOTHING...THEN YOU...MORE OR LESS...OWN EVERYTHING A PERSON  COULD WANT .

HELLO...GOOD-BY...JULY / AUG 2015

BE CAREFUL..."I LOVE YOU"...COULD MEAN..."I LOVE THROWING YOU OFF A CLIFF" .

SWAMP WITCH...JULY / AUG 2015

SOMETHING IS WRONG...BECAUSE SOMEONE GETS HURT...IT IS THAT SIMPLE!!!

I AM god...JULY / AUG . 2015

MAKING CONCLUSIONS WITH 5 % OF THE INFORMATION...IS RETARDED...I MEAN...HUMAN .

ISSUES...

EVERYONE HAS FATAL FLAWS...WHICH , OF COURSE...WILL EITHER BRING US TOGETHER...OR RIP US APART .

ASSHOLES ??? OR ASS HOLES ???

JESUS DIDN'T HAVE TIME FOR ASS HOLES...THE THING IS...WE THINK SOMEONE IS A GOOD PERSON THE MOMENT THEY BEGIN TO MEET OUR NEEDS...MAYBE THEY JUST KNOW HOW TO GET WHAT THEY WANT...LUV STU 

ORDINARY AVERAGE GUY...JULY / AUG . 2015

WE REACT...AND THAT IS A TYPE OF NEW BEGINNING .

THE MAN ON THE MOON...JULY / AUG . 2015

EMPTY SPACE REFLECTS OUR SOUL .

WHAT DO YOU SEE WHEN YOU LOOK UPON THE MAN IN THE MOON ???  

THE END...

MAYBE GOD IS JUST WAITING FOR THREE OR 4000 LAST AUTHENTIC SOULS TO DIE BEFORE HE BRINGS AN AND TO THIS EXPERIMENT .

...MAYBE NOT .

IT IS MORE COMPLICATED THAN THIS...BUT...

FOR EXAMPLE...SAY YOU ARE A NUDEST...GUESS WHAT ??? NO LOBBY GROUP...NO VOICE OF SUPPORT...SWEET FUCK ALL , BABY...WHICH THE COMMON IDIOT WILL INTERPRET AS..." OPEN SEASON , MOTHER FUCKER " .

...AND THIS IS WHY THE BIBLE REFERS TO US AS SHEEP .

THE EVOLUTION OF HATE...

YOU ARE STILL ALLOWED TO BE A BIGGOT...YOU JUST GOT TO BE DISCERNING ABOUT WHO YOU KICK THE EMOTIONAL SHIT OUT OF .

BE KIND...

BE KIND...GENTLE...AND FORGIVING...BUT , REMEMBER...IF THINGS WERE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT...THEY WOULD PROBABLY EAT YOU .

LIFE IS PERSPECTIVE...

NEXT TIME YOUR DOG SHITS ON THE FLOOR...REMEMBER...IF YOU COULD TEACH HIM TO DO THAT ON THE CEILING...YOU WOULD BE RICH .

YOUR PLACE IN THE UNIVERSE...

PEOPLE MAY NOT TELL YOU WHAT THEY FEEL ABOUT YOU...BUT THEY CERTAINLY WILL ACT IT OUT .

PRAYER...

DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY WHEN PEOPLE PRAY...GOD IS ALWAYS TELLING THEM THE SHIT THEY WANT TO HEAR ???

THE NEW HONESTY...

THE NEW HONESTY...BEING A GREAT LIAR .

" FUCKED "...

IF YOU CLAIM TO HAVE THE GIFT OF WISDOM...THEN YOU BETTER HAVE IT...OTHERWISE ...THE TERM..."FUCKED"...IS GOING TO TAKE UPON  ITSELF A WHOLE NEW MEANING .

POLYGAMY...

THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT POLYGAMY...IS , ESSENTIALLY ,THE SAME WAY I FEEL ABOUT AIRPLANES WITH NO ENGINES ...I GOT NOTHING AGAINST THEM MORALLY...I JUST DON'T THINK THE FUCKERS WILL FLY  .

HOMOSEXUALITY...

EVER BORN AGAIN HOUSE WIFE THAT I WOULD NOT FORNICATE WITH...TOLD THEIR BUDDIES THAT I WAS A HOMOSEXUAL.


...AND THAT IS WHY I GO TO CHURCH .

LET'S SCREW...

MAIN REASON WHY PEOPLE GO TO CHURCH ??? SCREW !!!

GOD AND LIFE...

GOD DID NOT GIVE US LIFE..SO WE COULD SPEND  ALL OUR FREE TIME RUNNING AWAY FROM IT .

NUDE SUN BATHING...

A MINISTER WAS RELIEVED OF HIS POSITION FOR NUDE SUN BATHING...IMPLYING , OF COURSE...GOD MUST HAVE NOT CREATED HIS BODY .

SEXUAL PREFERENCES...

MAYBE  THERE ARE AS MANY SEXUAL PREFERENCES AS THERE ARE PEOPLE .

BUILD YOUR OWN RELIGION...

BUILD YOUR OWN RELIGION...ONE BULLSHIT STORY AT A TIME .

LOVE GROWS...

LOVE GROWS LIKE A DICK OR SHRINKS LIKE A WELL FONDLED ERECTION...IT NEVER REMAINS THE SAME .

THE BIGGER MAN

THE JOB OF BEING "THE BIGGER MAN"...IS NOT DIFFICULT TO GET .

INTERNAL STRUGGLE...

A SUPERHERO WITHOUT A VILLAIN...IS LIKE A RELIGIOUS FELLOW WITHOUT SOME TYPE OF SEXUAL STRUGGLE .

HEROIN...

IT WAS JUNE 1980...I GAVE A SEMINAR ON COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT AT THIS CAMP IN EASTERN NOVA SCOTIA...AND IT WORKED..."BIND US TOGETHER WITH LOVE "...YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT .

I HAVE NEVER REALLY SEEN ANYTHING QUITE SO POWERFUL SINCE...IT IS JUST A LITTLE BIT LIKE HEROIN...WANTING TO GO BACK TO THAT FIRST HIT .

WHAT IS A KLINGON ???

WHAT IS A KLINGON ??? A SPACE ALIEN WHO HAS PERFECTED THE ART OF PRETENDING HE IS COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL .

HE USUALLY IS NOT .

THE DOG SNARLED...

THE DOG SNARLED...I AM SURE HE CAME BY IT HONESTLY .

ASSUME  A FRIEND IS FALSE...AND THEN  BUILD FROM THERE .

STUPID EXCUSE...

ANY  IDIOT CAN MAKE A STUPID EXCUSE...BUT IT TAKES A REAL HERO TO MAKE AN EXCUSE SO STUPID  THAT NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO RESPOND TO IT .

EVERYTHING RUINED...

MAKE NO MISTAKE...EVERYTHING THAT IS RUINED...WAS ACTUALLY RUINED LONG BEFORE IT APPEARED THAT WAY .

THE OTHER...

PEOPLE MOVE TO ONE EXTREME...BECAUSE THEY  ARE THE OTHER .

MORONS...

THE MORONS THAT ATTACK YOU WILL BE REPLACED BY A MORE ADVANCED SET...ONCE YOU GOT THEIR SHIT FIGURED OUT .

FEAR THE ILLUSION...

FEAR  IS TWO THINGS....( 1)...WHAT WE AT LEAST PARTIALLY BASE OUR LIVES UPON...AND ( 2 )...AN ILLUSION  .

MAKES YOU WONDER...

ALWAYS EXPECT...

ALWAYS EXPECT WHAT YOU NEVER EXPECT .

TURN THE OTHER CHEEK...

WHEN JESUS SAID..."TURN THE OTHER CHEEK"...HE WAS NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR ASS .

HUNTING FOR RATS AND PEACHES...

HUNTING FOR PEACHES...HUNTING FOR RATS...ALL IN ALL...IT'S ALL ABOUT THE SAME .

HANG OUT NAKED...

THE FURTHER YOU GET FROM BEING A PERVERT...THE EASIER IT IS TO HANG OUT NAKED .

WE ARE AN OCEAN...

IF EVERYONE COULD SEE WHAT WAS ON THE BOTTOM OF OUR OWN PERSONAL WELL...I THINK OUR ATTITUDE WOULD BE JUST A LITTLE BIT SHIFTED .

THE NARCISIST CREED...( IF THIS IS YOU...GROW THE FUCK UP : )

NO MOTHER SHOULD EVER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HER SON'S SAFETY...AFTER HE MUTILATES AND DISMEMBERS A SMALL COMMUNITY .

IF SOMEONE DISAGREES...

IF SOMEONE DISAGREES WITH YOU...REMEMBER...THEY CAN STILL TASTE GOOD IN A SOUP ,

APPROVAL ADDICT...

YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN APPROVAL ADDICT...IF SOMEONE SHOOTS AT YOU...AND YOU FEEL IT WOULD BE IMPOLITE TO DUCK  .

WALK ON WATER...

I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE WALK ON WATER...BUT...THEN AGAIN...IN SOME RESPECTS...I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE WALK ON EARTH EITHER .

PEOPLE ARE LIKE WATER...

PEOPLE ARE LIKE WATER...THEY WILL KEEP ON PUSHING THEIR BOUNDARIES UNTIL SOMEONE TURNS OFF THE FUCKING TAP .

SLANDERING GOD...

NOBODY HAS  EVER BEEN SLANDERED LIKE GOD .

SO LONG...AND DON'T EAT TOO MUCH SHIT...

IN THE SAME WAY I BEGAN TO MOURN MY BROTHER'S DEATH JUST BEFORE HE DIED...( HE WAS IN PERFECT HEALTH , BY THE WAY )...I BELIEVE I WILL FEEL EXCITED AND JOYOUS AS I APPROACH MY OWN DEPARTURE .

FLARMOLOGY

PEOPLE...

PEOPLE DO WITH THEIR PENIS WHAT THEY DO WITH THEIR POCKET BOOK .

IT'S A MISTAKE...

A MISTAKE IS A CELEBRATION OF LIFE...OR IT CAN BE IF WE ALLOW IT .

TRUTH SEEKER...

IF YOU ARE A TRUTH SEEKER...YOU WILL RUN INTO TRUTH...IF YOU ARE NOT A TRUTH SEEKER...GOD KNOWS WHAT YOU WILL RUN INTO...AND YOU MAY THINK YOU ARE GETTING AWAY WITH MURDER .

...YOU ARE NOT .

SEX IS...

SEX IS A SHOT AT NEW LIFE...ESPECIALLY IF THE SPERM  ARE INTOXICATED . 

STORY CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT...

SO THERE I AM , MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS , PREACHING THE GOOD WORD...AND SOME GIRL - A SPY , OBVIOUSLY - THROWS AN EGG RIGHT AT MY HEAD .

WEIRD , EH ???

SARCASM...

WHAT FUELS MY SARCASM...IS PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE SARCASM .

SUPERNATURAL...

WHY DO PEOPLE NOT SEE THE SUPERNATURAL ??? THE SAME REASON WHY DOGS DON'T CRAP ON THE FLOOR...THEY ARE TRAINED .

UTTERLY DISAPPOINTED...

IF YOU FUCK AROUND UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME...YOU WILL BE UTTERLY DISAPPOINTED .

WHAT WILL YOU GET OUT OF LIFE ???

WHAT WILL YOU GET OUT OF LIFE ??? THE VERY THING YOU ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM .

L.O.V.E.

I WAS GOING TO MARRY THIS YOUNG COUPLE IN THIS PARTICULAR CHURCH...THE CHURCH  LEADERSHIP ASKED ME WHAT OUR DOCTRINE OF FAITH WAS...I REPLIED..."LOVE" .

WE WERE DENIED PERMISSION TO USE THE BUILDING .

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL...

WHEREVER THERE IS SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL...SOMETHING DARK IS ATTEMPTING TO "PIGGY BACK " IT...BE HUMBLE AND HAVE CLOSE FRIENDS .

WHAT THE FUCK ???

i just saw this entry on FACEBOOK...it said...NO MOTHER SHOULD HAVE TO FEAR FOR HER SON'S LIFE , EVERY TIME HE ROBS A STORE .

i am speachless .

DO THE MATH...

FOR SOME PEOPLE FRIENDSHIP MEANS LAYING DOWN THEIR LIFE , IF NECESSARY...FOR OTHERS...SOMETHING TO DO UNTIL SOMETHING "BETTER" COMES ALONG...POINT...BEFORE YOU MAKE A COMMITMENT...DO THE MATH .

S.H.I.T.

EVERYTHING THAT WILL HAPPEN...HAS ALREADY HAPPENED...BUT IT IS HARD TO SEE ETERNITY WITH SHIT IN OUR EYES .

AVOID POISONOUS SNAKES...

LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS...AND THEY WILL LOWER THEMSELVES TO THE OCCASION...RAISE YOUR EXPECTATIONS...AND BE DISAPPOINTED...EXPECTATIONS FUCK THINGS UP...NO EXPECTATIONS...AND THE SHIT DONKEYS WILL FIDGET WITH THEIR NUTS ALL DAY .

THE SOLUTION...TAKE LIFE IN STRIDE...AND REMEMBER...PEOPLE HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA OF WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT...THERE IS A LITTLE PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER IN ALL OF US...BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU DON'T DESERVE TO GET YOUR PENIS SUCKED FROM TIME TO TIME .

ABOVE ALL...AVOID POISONOUS SNAKES...THE FUCKERS WILL KILL YOU ALL RIGHT...BUT NOT THE NICE WAY .

HOW TO GET YOUR LUGGAGE SEARCHED...

WHEN THEY ASKED ME AT CUSTOMS WHERE I STAYED...I REPLIED..." I FORGET " .

LIVE LOVE...

LIVE LOVE...AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS .

FOCUS YOURSELF UPON WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT...

I AM A WEREWOLF HUNTER...THAT IS WHAT I DO...I HUNT WEREWOLVES...I COLLECT THEIR NUT SACKS AND PUT MY CHANGE INSIDE...THAT IS WHAT I DO...I HUNT WEREWOLVES...HUNT THEM DEAD...I AM A WEREWOLF HUNTER .

WHIPLASH...JUNE 2015

WHAT FILLS OUR THOUGHTS BECOMES WHO WE ARE .

BEFORE YOU DO...

BEFORE YOU DO WHAT YOU ARE THINKING OF DOING...REMEMBER...WHATEVER IT IS...WARS HAVE BEEN STARTED OVER LESS .

WEAK MOMENT...

EVERYONE IS GOING TO HAVE A WEAK MOMENT...AND EVERYONE SHOULD CHOOSE WHAT , WHERE , WHEN AND SUCH...VERY CAREFULLY .

GRASSHOPPERS...

INITIALLY GRASSHOPPERS WERE GOING TO BE CALLED..." I'M NOT GAY"...BUT IT SEEMED TOO OBVIOUS .

JOURNEY OF LIFE...

WHILE ON THE JOURNEY OF LIFE...TAKE LOTS OF BUG SPRAY .

BULLSHIT...

PUTTING UP WITH BULLSHIT...IS A YOUNG PERSON'S JOB .

CHOSEN FEW...

VERY FEW SET OUT TO HURT PEOPLE...IT JUST HAPPENS THAT WAY .

THE QUESTIONS...

IF YOU DO EVERYTHING RIGHT...AND STILL LOSE SOMEONE...THE QUESTIONS GET HARDER AND MORE EXPENSIVE .

A BETTER WAY...

BASICALLY...PEOPLE ARE DINOSAURS WITH A MORE DEVELOPED SENSE OF LANGUAGE...(SO WE CAN LIE)...AND A MUCH SMALLER COCK .

AND WHAT DO I MEAN BY THIS ??? SIMPLE...WE FOLLOW OUR BASE NATURE...AND ARE IN IT FOR WHAT WE CAN GET .

...THERE IS A BETTER WAY...AND IT INVOLVES PUTTING ANOTHER IN FRONT OF OURSELVES .

LIVE LOVE...

HEAD UP ASS...

WE TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION WHEN SOMEONE IS MISSING AN ACTUAL LIMB...BUT WHEN SOMEONE EMOTIONAL IS BROKEN...THE MAJORITY OF US PRETEND THAT THERE IS NOTHING WRONG AT ALL .

IF GOD WANTED US TO STICK OUR HEADS UP OUR ASS...HE WOULD HAVE REDESIGNED OUR BODY ACCORDINGLY .

BE MORE LIKE YOUR DOG AND LESS LIKE YOUR CLERGYMAN...

INTUITIVELY...I FELT IT WAS TIME TO LEAVE MY APARTMENT...SOON LATER...THE FLOOR THAT I HAD LIVED ON WAS FLOODED...IF I HAD STAYED...JUST ABOUT ALL MY SHIT WOULD HAVE BEEN RUINED.

DURING NATURAL CATASTROPHES...THE PEOPLE STAY...THE ANIMALS "GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE"...YOU TELL ME WHO THE SUPERIOR SPECIES IS . 

STATUS IN THE UNIVERSE...

TO UPGRADE YOUR STATUS...IS LIKE A SHIT SANDWICH WITHOUT THE BREAD...ON THE OTHER HAND...YOU CAN LOSE IT IN A MILLISECOND .

THE LESBIAN...

GOD'S GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT FROM A SEXUAL PERSPECTIVE...THE LESBIAN...NOT TOO SOFT...NOT TOO FIRM...HAS LEARNED THE HARD WAY WHAT LIFE IS AND IS NOT ABOUT...CAN EMBRACE AND KNOWS THE ANGLES YET STILL CAN FLUTTER LIKE A MARSHMALLOW  IN THE CLOUDS...TRUTH BE KNOW...I COULD STAY HOME AND EAT NACHO DORITO'S AND LESBIANS ALL FUCKING DAY .

THE WEREWOLF...

ONCE PEOPLE KNOW YOU ARE A WEREWOLF...YOU GET TO CHOOSE THE HOCKEY GAME .

HOW YOU DRIVE IS HOW YOU SCREW...

ONCE A CHOICE IS MADE...IT WILL BE ACTED UPON...THEN THE REST OF YOU...( MENTAL , SEXUAL , SPIRITUAL )...WILL ACT UPON IT.

SPIRIT...

I USED TO ATTEND THIS CHURCH , WHERE...AT THE END OF THEIR LITTLE THING-A-MA-JIG...THEY WOULD HAVE PRAYER AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM TO DEAL WITH THEIR SHIT...I LEARNED QUITE QUICKLY , HOWEVER...THAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOD DOING HIS STUFF...OR THE DEVIL...OR THEMSELVES...POINT BEING...BETTER TO AVOID ALL SPIRITS RATHER THAN INVITE THE WRONG ONE TO YOUR DINNER TABLE .

IF LOVE...

IF LOVE IS YOUR SUPPER GUEST...WIPE THE SHIT OFF YOUR FORKS .

DON'T TELL ANYONE BUT I CAN ALSO USE IT TO SATISY TWO AT THE SAME TIME .

POCKET PUSSY...

MEMBERS OF MY CONGREGATION BOUGHT ME A "POCKET PUSSY" FOR  MY BIRTHDAY...THEN WE ATE CAKE .

FUNNY THING WHAT UPSETS PEOPLE...IF SOMETHING UPSETS YOU...A GOOD RULE TO FOLLOW...TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHY .

MONKEYS AND SHIT...

WHAT SEPARATES MONKEYS AND HUMANS ???  HYPOCRISY , DECEIT AND UNFORGIVENESS...WHY DO WE BELIEVE WE ARE BETTER. ??? WE THROW FAR LESS SHIT ON THE WALLS .

EASY MONEY...JULY 2015

LOVE WILL NOT MELT ANYTHING...IF IT IS COLD .

GROWING...JULY 2015

AS WE GROW...WE SEE OURSELVES DIFFERENTLY...WHAT WE FIND ACCEPTABLE ONE DAY...WE BEAT OURSELVES UP FOR THE NEXT .

DON'T TRY THIS BY YOURSELF . 

THE GATES OF HELL...

SO I RESCUE THIS YOUNG LADY FROM HER CLINICALLY INSANE , GUN TOTING ASS-HOLE BOYFRIEND...TWO WEEKS LATER...SHE WAS RIGHT BACK AT IT .

THE GATES OF HELL ARE LOCKED FROM THE INSIDE .

HOW TO SAVE THE WORLD...

EVERY FUCKING WORLD PROBLEM WE HAVE...HAS THE  FOUNDATION OF PEOPLE NOT LOVING EACH OTHER .

THE REAL PROBLEM WITH HUMANITY ???

THE REAL PROBLEM WITH HUMANITY ??? AN INTENSE LACK OF UNCONDITIONAL LOVE .

A WORLD MASTURBATED WITH TWO HANDS...JUNE 27 2015

WE WILL EAT SHIT FOR THE ILLUSION OF CONTROL...BUT THE ONLY CONTROL WE REALLY HAVE...IS HOW MUCH MUSTARD WE PUT UPON  THE TURD .

HEART AND SOUL...

PLACE YOUR HEART SOMEWHERE...AND SEE HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR THE REST OF YOU TO OCCUPY THAT VERY SAME SPOT .

ORAL SEX...

WHY IS ORAL SEX SUCH A GREAT THING ??? SIMPLE...PEOPLE CAN'T TALK WITH THEIR MOUTH FULL .

LOVE IS...

LOVE IS THE RESISTANCE OF EVERYTHING THAT IS CRAP .

SHIT IN EARS...

THE QUESTION IS NOT "HOW DO YOU GET THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR EARS"...THE QUESTION IS FIGURING OUT WHAT IT IS DOING THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE .

BULLSHIT FREE...

IN A BULLSHIT FREE UNIVERSE...THERE IS LOTS OF OPEN SPACE .

YOU REALLY SHOCK ME...

HOLDING A HAND GRENADE BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU AND PULLING THE WIRE...IS A PISS POOR FORM OF INTIMACY .

THE TREE OF MEDIUM...

IF MANKIND WERE TO MAKE A TREE WITHOUT GOD'S INTERVENTION...IT WOULD BE SQUARE AND NARROW-MINDED .

UNDERSTANDING-OLOGY

WE ACT ACCORDING TO OUR  UNDERSTANDING...LIKE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER...BUT WITHOUT A HORN ON THE END OF OUR NOSE .

PEOPLE ARE...

PEOPLE MAY BE INSINCERE...BUT THEY ARE VERY SINCERE ABOUT IT .

BLOOM WHERE YOU ARE PLANTED...

STAY WHERE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE...AND WATCH WHO YOU ARE...COME TO SURROUND YOU AND REFLECT YOU .

END OF THE WORLD...

BEFORE YOU THINK THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END...REMEMBER...THE MAJORITY OF PEOPLE WHO BELIEVED THIS HISTORICALLY...WERE ASS HOLES .

THE REAL WORLD...

WE DEFEND THE WORLD VIOLENTLY...AND PUNISH THOSE WHO ARE AWARE THAT THERE IS ANOTHER JUST BELOW THE SURFACE .

RE-WRITING HISTORY...

AS THE TEETH OF DENIAL...CHEW UPON THE BRAIN OF SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS...WE QUICKLY COME TO THE PLACE IN LIFE...WHERE WE CAN RE-WRITE OUR OWN HISTORY .

REVEAL...

ONCE TRUTH IS REVEALED...WHERE GOES EVERYTHING ELSE ???

DON'T BE A GLIPITY GLUE...

" MY NAME IS GLIPITY GLUE...AND I AM AN ALCOHOLIC " .

THE SIMPLE LIFE...

EVENTUALLY...WE RETURN TO THE GOOD THINGS OF OUR LIFE...UNLESS , OF COURSE...WE ARE FUCKED .

SASQUATCH VS YETI

WHY IS THE SASQUATCH MORE DANGEROUS THAN THE YETI ??? SIMPLE...THE SASQUATCH HAS SEEN OUR FIREARMS AND IS AWARE THAT THEY CAN FUCK HIM UP...JUST LIKE POLITICS , RELIGION AND SHIT SLINGING CONTESTS...IT ALL COMES DOWN TO POWER .

SHIT KICKERS BLUES...

IT IS BETTER TO LEARN HOW TO AVOID AN EMOTIONAL SHIT KICKING...THAN HOW TO SURVIVE AN EMOTIONAL SHIT KICKING .

HELLO , PIGGY !!!

QUESTION : IF YOUR BEST FRIEND FELL IN LOVE WITH A PIG WOULD YOU STILL EAT BACON ???

ANSWER : YES , BUT NOT WHEN THEY WERE AROUND .

THE DR . AND THE PRIEST...

A FRIEND OF MINE WAS TOLD BY HER DR . THAT SHE SHOULD MASTURBATE AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK...MY SUSPICION IS THAT HER DR . DOESN'T GOLF WITH HER PRIEST .

INSANITY...

INSANITY IS THE CLOSEST THING TO LOVE THAT WE HAVE...SO BE CAREFUL WHO YOU ATTRACT .

THE EJACULATION EQUATION...

BEFORE YOU GET PISSED OFF AT ORGANIZED RELIGION...REMEMBER THIS...THE GUILT , CONDEMNATION AND ANXIETY THAT RELIGION MAY BRING...CAN OFTEN LEAD TO A MORE FIRM ERECTION AND A MORE INTENSE EJACULATION...AMEN .

THE LAST CUP OF COFFEE...

"I HAVE SAVED YOU A CUP OF COFFEE"...SOUNDS A LOT  BETTER THAN..."YOU GET THE SHIT ON THE BOTTOM " .

LIFE IS LIKE A HOTDOG...

LIFE IS LIKE A HOTDOG BUN...BUT DON'T STICK YOUR PENIS INSIDE IT .

DRAGON LIFE...

LIVE YOUR LIFE LIKE YOU STOLE IT FROM A DRAGON .

COME THE END...

YOUR FINAL SELF SHOULD BE YOUR MOST BEAUTIFUL SELF...( MINUS THE BRAIN CANCER ) .

NEW RELIGION...

WHY IS FEAR OUR NEW RELIGION ??? BECAUSE SCARED PEOPLE CAN'T THINK .

CONNECTION...JULY 30 2015

BEFORE YOU CONNECT WITH ANOTHER...CONNECT WITH YOURSELF .

CRAZY...

WE TRAIN OURSELVES NOT TO SEE CRAZY...BUT WHAT IF CRAZY IS THE ESSENCE OF JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING REAL ???

TRUE BRILLIANCE...

TRUE BRILLIANCE...MAKING YOUR FUTURE NOT YOUR PAST .

EVERYTHING...

IS YOUR EVERYTHING...SOMETHING ELSE ???

GONE TO SHIT...JULY 2015

NUMBERS NEVER END...SO WHY SHOULD THE UNIVERSE ???

LIFE...IT IS JUST A GAME...

RELAX...LIFE...IT IS JUST A GAME...

WHY DID GOD PUT US HERE , ANYWAY ???

PEOPLE MAY OR MAY NOT RESPOND TO YOUR SEXUALITY...BUT THEY WILL ALWAYS RESPOND TO YOUR CONFIDENCE...EVEN IF IT IS FAKE .

MENTAL GYMNASTICS...

YOU DON'T LIKE PEOPLE FUCKING YOU UP...SO YOU FUCK THEM UP .

...QUESTION...WHAT KIND OF MENTAL GYMNASTICS DO YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH TO MAKE THIS WORK ???

FUCK AROUND...

IF YOU DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH PEOPLE...YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY IF YOU TOOK IT TOO FAR .

PERSONHOOD...

IF YOU DON'T QUESTION YOUR PERSONHOOD...IT WILL PROBABLY END UP QUESTIONING YOU .

CONFUSION...

CONFUSION IS LIKE A FULL CIRCLE...EAT , SLEEP AND SUCK IT ENOUGH...THEN SUDDENLY YOU WON'T SEEM CONFUSED ANYMORE .

...WHICH IS ACTUALLY TOO BAD .

CONTRARY TO RUMOR...

CONTRARY TO RUMOR...THINKING WILL NOT CAUSE YOUR GUMS TO BLEED...OR YOUR ASS TO SWELL  OUT OF PER PORTION.

THINKING IS NICE...

WHEN YOU THINK...THINK ABOUT WHETHER SOMETHING IS TRUE OR NOT...AND NOT HOW TO SPIN IT TO YOUR LITTLE FLOCK OF HUMANS .

LOVE THAT IS SELF-SEEKING...

LOVE THAT IS SELF-SEEKING...IS A VIOLENT WEAPON .

BAD COMPANY...

IF YOU DON'T LIKE YOUR OWN COMPANY...THEN WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DRAG SOMEONE ELSE INTO THE MESS ???