HALIFAX AIRPORT...

...SO THERE I WAS IN CUSTOMS...WEARING A T-SHIRT THAT ESSENTIALLY SAID THAT I  WAS A NUDEST...THIS CUTE LITTLE SNARKY GIRL ASKED ME WHAT I DID FOR A LIVING..." I AM A MINISTER" I REPLIED...NEXT THING I KNOW...SOME BIG DUDE IS SEARCHING THROUGH MY STUFF .

" YOU CAN'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER"...BUT THEY DO ANYWAY .

CRANBERRIES...

SHE LOVES CRANBERRIES...I HATE CRANBERRIES...THE POSSIBILITY OF BUILDING A WORLD AROUND CRANBERRIES...IS EXCITING .

MEN AND FEELINGS...

A MAN WILL SEPARATE HIMSELF FROM HIS FEELINGS...LIKE A DUCK FROM THE MOON...WITH THE GLARING EXCEPTION OF ANGER .

EYES WIDE SHIT...

I FIND IT AMUSING HOW PEOPLE GO THROUGH LIFE WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED...BUT WOULD NEVER DRIVE WITH THEIR EYES CLOSED .

HEAVEN ???

HOW COME THERE HAS NEVER BEEN SOMEONE SO EXCITED ABOUT THE PROSPECT OF HEAVEN...THAT THEY KILLED THEMSELVES JUST BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T HOLD THEIR BIRD ANYMORE ???

IN HEAVEN YOU WILL BE AS BIG AS YOUR LOVE , PEACE , JOY AND GOODNESS DOWN HERE...SO START WORKING YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF !!!

YOUR BOSS AND MASTURBATION...

IT IS BETTER TO THINK OF YOUR BOSS WHEN YOU MASTURBATE...THAN TO NOT THINK OF HIM AND JUDGE PEOPLE WHO DO .

BEING RIGHT...

IF YOU THINK LIFE IS ABOUT BEING RIGHT...YOU ARE WRONG .

NEW LIFE...

IF DEATH IS THE BEGINNING OF NEW LIFE...THEN SOMEDAY THERE WILL BE A SHITLOAD OF NEW LIFE ON PLANET EARTH .

TED...THE STUFFED ANIMAL...

...SO MY FRIEND AND MYSELF ARE GOING TO SEE THE MOVIE..."TED"...AND WHAT DO WE FIND ON THE WAY ??? YOU GUESSED IT..."TED"...(THE FUCKER LOOKED A WHOLE LOT LIKE HIM , ANYWAY)...

LIFE IS WHAT HAPPENS...WHILE YOU ARE PLAYING WITH MUPPETS .

METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING...

HOW COME JUST ABOUT EVERYONE I KNOW THAT IS INTO RIGHT WING RELIGION...WAS DROPPED ON THEIR HEAD AS A CHILD .

FLY LIKE THE WIND...

NO INFORMATION AVAILABLE...AND ANSWERS TO PROFOUND QUESTIONS...FLY LIKE RACE HORSES...THE MORE INFORMATION...THE MORE MEEK AND HUMBLE THE ANSWERS.

LIFE IS A TRAIN RIDE...

LIFE IS A TRAIN RIDE...PEOPLE JUST STARE OUT THE WINDOW...AND SEE THINGS THAT ARE NOT EVEN THERE .

LOVE AND SHIT...

LOVE CAN HOLD THINGS TOGETHER A LOT BETTER THAN SHIT .

THE TRAIN RIDE...WE SEE THINGS THROUGH A DELUSION...

LIFE IS A TRAIN RIDE...AND WE SEE JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING OUT OF PERPORTION AS WE DRIVE AS FAST AS WE CAN .

ABOUT A BOOK...

JUST ABOUT EVERY BRILLIANT IDEA HAPPENED BY ACCIDENT...AND IT IS USUALLY QUICKLY FOLLOWED BY A BOOK...EXPLAINING HOW THIS STROKE OF BRILLIANCE WAS NO ACCIDENT .

IT PROBABLY WON'T GET MUCH WORSE...

AS THE UNIVERSE SLOWLY FALLS APART...MAYBE OUR LOVE FOR ONE ANOTHER WILL GROW...AND MAYBE NOT...WHO THE FUCK KNOWS ???

LETTER TO A FRIEND...

INDEED...BEING LOST SEEMS TO BE CONQUERED WITH A SUBSTANTIAL POCKET BOOK IN WESTERN SOCIETY...PEOPLE ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT THE MONEY YOU BRING IN DETERMINES YOUR SPIRITUAL MATURITY...AN INTERESTING IDEA...AND WOULD WORK EXCEPT FOR ONE THING...IT DOESN'T...NOT ONE FUCKING BIT...AND AS FOR BEING POOR...THAT IS A GOOD WAY TO MAKE YOURSELF BITTER...WHAT IS THAT VERSE IN THAT BOOK AGAIN...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED..."PRAY YOU DON'T HAVE TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE...EITHER ONE WILL FUCK YOU UP" . 

LUV STU  

THOUGHT OF THE DAY...

GOD , BY HIS MERCY...SEEMS TO BE TEARING THE RAT SHIT RIGHT OUT OF ORGANIZED RELIGION ...THE ONE THAT IS STILL  THRIVING , HOWEVER...IS THE RIGHT WING , NEO-NAZI , FOOT STOMPIN' BULLSHIT , LET'S CUT OFF YOUR BALLS CRUSADERS...PROCLAIMING THAT IF YOU DON'T SEE SHIT THEIR WAY...YOU ARE FUCKED...THAT IS...ETERNALLY DAMNED FUCKED .

THESE GROUPS CLAIM TO TAKE THE BIBLE LITERALLY...THING IS...ONE OF THE FEW ISSUES MR. CHRIST WAS ADAMANT ABOUT...WAS FEEDING THE POOR...AND THEY DON'T SEEM TO GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT THE POOR...I MEAN...WHO GIVES A CRAP ABOUT THE POOR WHEN YOU CAN SPEND ALL YOUR FREE TIME KICKING THE SNOT OUT OF HOMOSEXUALS ???

HOW DOES IT GO AGAIN ??? "IF YOU SAY YOU LOVE GOD...BUT DON'T LOVE YOUR FELLOW MAN...YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT " ...AMEN .

CASUAL CONVERSATION...

...WE WERE JUST SITTING AROUND HERE TALKING ABOUT YOU...WONDERING WHAT YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF ICE CREAM IS...AND HOW MANY HUSBANDS YOU SLEPT WITH .

WHEN THERE IS NO LOVE...

IF THERE IS NO LOVE...YOU MIGHT AS WELL TAKE YOUR WEDDING RING...AND STICK IT ON  YOUR PENIS .

TRUTH...AND TRUTHOLOGY

TRUTH WILL...GET YOU EXCOMMUNICATED...MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT...SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF LESSER FRIENDS...AND PURIFY YOUR SOUL .

THE IDIOT...

IF YOU DON'T WANT ANYTHING...YOU WILL HAVE EVERYTHING YOU WANT...YOU KNOW...RIGHT UNTIL THE TIME SOME IDIOT TRIES TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU .

LOVE IS NOT...

LOVE IS NOT HITTING SOMEONE OVER THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A BOTTLE .

THOSE SILLY BOOKS...

FOR THE MOST PART...PEOPLE DON'T BUY BOOKS TO LEARN...INSTEAD...THEY BUY BOOKS THAT WILL TELL THEM THE STUFF THEY ALREADY BELIEVE THEY KNOW...I REFER TO IT AS "FUNZO LEARNING "...AND IT IS REALLY POPULAR .

POLITICALLY CORRECT...LIKE A FOX...

WHEN I WAS A BOY...IT WAS UNDERSTOOD THAT IF YOU ASKED A STUPID QUESTION...YOU GOT A STUPID ANSWER...THOSE DAYS ARE GONE , GERTRUD...NOW...IT GOES LIKE THIS...ASK THE DUMBEST QUESTION IN THE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE FUCKING HUMAN RACE...AND IT IS YOUR RIGHT TO BE TREATED LIKE PLATO OR STEVE HAWKINGS...OR SOMEONE LIKE THAT...OTHERWISE...YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED OVER AND ABUSED .

WHO CARES ANYWAY ???

PEOPLE NOT CARING MAKES THE DRIVE SO MUCH EASIER...UNTIL YOU STOP FOR GAS AND THE ATTENDANT TAKES YOUR MONEY...PISSES IN YOUR TANK AND WALKS AWAY LAUGHING HIS HEAD OFF .

IF YOU ARE LUCKY...WHEN REALITY COMES AROUND...IT WILL BIGHT YOU IN YOUR ASS AND NOT YOUR PRIVATE PARTS .

BETTER STILL...STROKE IT BEHIND THE EARS AND KISS ITS LIPS .

YETI , MY YETI

WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE FAKE YETI VIDEOS ??? MAYBE IF WE KNEW THE ANSWER...ALL THE OTHER ANSWERS TO ALL THE OTHER QUESTIONS...WOULD JUST FALL INTO PLACE .

VILLAGE OF RATS...

SO IF A RAT IS BORN IN A VILLAGE OF RATS...AND NONE OF THEM HAVE A TAIL...(FOR SOME STRANGE REASON OR ANOTHER)...YOU KNOW WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN THE FIRST TIME HE ENTERS THE WIDE , WIDE WORLD OF GENERIC RATS WITH TAILS ??? HE'S GOING TO THINK THEY ARE ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING FREAKS...AND HE WILL PROBABLY PISS HIMSELF AND RUN IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION .

POINT...NEVER TAKE WHAT YOU PERCEIVE AS  REALITY TOO SERIOUSLY ...JUST ABOUT ALL IS OPEN FOR NEGOTIATION .

WITHOUT LOVE...

WITHOUT LOVE...THERE IS NO FORGIVENESS...WITHOUT FORGIVENESS...THERE IS NO LOVE .

EASY MONEY...JUNE 2015

THE GOOD THING ABOUT YOUR TURD COLLECTION...IS THAT NOBODY WILL TAKE IT FROM YOU .

WATER MOVES...JUNE 20 2015

LOVE IS LIKE WATER...IT CHANGES AS IT MOVES .

REAL AND FURTHER...JUNE 2015

REAL IS WHAT IS PERCEIVED WHEN YOUR HEAD IS OUT OF YOUR ASS .

WIND OF CHANGE...JUNE 2015

WHEN THE WIND CHANGES DIRECTION...SOME PUT A SAIL ON THEIR PENIS...OTHERS PUT A SAIL ON THEIR HEART .

POLITE...ACTUALLY MEANS IGNORANT AND STUPID ...

THE WORST WAY NOT TO BE LOVED....IS WITH SMILES AND KISSES .

THINGS WE HOLD ON TO...

YOU WILL NEVER LOSE WHAT IS YOURS...THE REAL ISSUE IS...DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS YOURS ???

AN ODE TO A DOG FUCKING UP .

HEY THERE , LITTLE DOGGIE...DON'T GO BACK TO THAT VOMIT .

THE WIND AND THE SHIT...JUNE 2015

BEAUTIFUL , HEART WARMING MEMORIES...DON'T HAPPEN BECAUSE YOU STOLE A CHOCOLATE BAR .

MY FRANKENSTEIN...JUNE 2015

WITHOUT LOVE...IT IS JUST A GAME OF WHO GETS CHOPPED UP FIRST .

HURT BY RELIGION...

WHEN YOU TELL PEOPLE YOU HAVE BEEN HURT BY RELIGION...THEY WANT TO BE THE ONES WHO UNHURT YOU...BLINDFOLDED .

LEADER OF THE PACK ...JUNE 2015

LOVE ALWAYS HAS A DESTINATION .

ARROGANCE...

THE GOOD THING ABOUT ARROGANCE...IS IT COMES WITH JUST ABOUT EVERY ANSWER TO EVERY QUESTION YOU EVER NEEDED...THEY MOST HAPPEN TO BE WRONG...BUT WHAT THE FUCK...IT BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF NOTHING .

BE YEA POLITICALLY CORRECT...

SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO...THEY WOULD CUT OFF YOUR HEAD FOR FUCKING A GOAT...NOW YOU CAN FUCK ALL THE GOATS YOU WANT...BUT IF YOU CALL YOUR SECRETARY A GOAT...THEY WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE .

I AM NOT CONDONING ANYTHING HERE...BUT I WILL SAY THIS...IN THE IMMORTAL WORDS OF NICK LOW..."WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT PEACE , LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING ??? " 

BE NAKED...

IN BETWEEN YOU AND THE QUESTION BEING ASKED YOU...IS A PILE OF SHIT...BEFORE YOU ANSWER...REMOVE IT .

LOVE...

LOVE IS A BURST OF ENERGY TRANSCENDING SPACE AND TIME...THE SMALLEST PARTICLE OF ITS TRUE NATURE CAN HOLD THE UNIVERSE TOGETHER...YET WE CANNOT DISCERN IT FROM CO-DEPENDENT BULL SHIT...STRANGE .

FARROGANT...

when someone you just met...claims to know you better than your wife...he is not just arrogant...but fucking arrogant...OR...FARROGANT .

GO INSANE...

IF YOU ARE INSANE...TAKE THAT INTO CONSIDERATION WHEN MAKING DECISIONS...SERIOUSLY .

MAKING UP TRUTH LIKE PUDDING...

IF EVERYONE IS DOING THE SAME STUPID THING...IT WILL QUITE SOON BE SEEN AS REASONABLY...AND THE TRUTH WILL BE LOST LIKE A JELLYFISH SMOKING A STICK OF DYNAMITE .

MEDITATION...

LIFE IS FOR GETTING YOU INTO SHIT...MEDITATION...OUT OF SHIT...AND IF YOU REALLY MEDITATED...YOU WILL NEVER FORGET ITS TEXTURE OR COLOR .

OURSELVES...

WE ARE MOST SUSPICIOUS OF OURSELVES...IN THE FORM OF ANYTHING BUT OURSELVES .

THE ILLUSION OF SAFE...

ADAM AND EVE :  ADAM WAS A DRUG ADDICT WHO FELL ASLEEP WITH HIS HASH PIPE ABLAZE...HE SURVIVED THE ORDEAL BUT EVE LEFT HIM AND MOVED TO THE YUKON WHERE SHE WAS SOON EATEN BY A YETI...AS FOR ADAM...HE WENT ON TO WRITE THE BOOK..." THE ILLUSION OF SAFE "...AND BECAME A MILLIONAIRE OVER NIGHT .

THE LOVE MESSAGE...

EVERY TIME I COMMUNICATE "THE LOVE MESSAGE"...I FEEL THAT I AM USURPING THE POSITION OF A SPANIEL OR A  RETRIEVER OR SOME OTHER FOUR LEGGED FRIEND .

SHOULD JAPANESE KIDS CLEAN THEIR SCHOOL ???

I DON'T LIKE IT , AND I WILL TELL YOU WHY...THOSE POOR KIDS ARE WORKED TO FUCKING DEATH OVER THERE...MOST...ONE HALF SIZED FART HAIR AWAY FROM A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN...WORK OUR KIDS...YOU KNOW...THOSE LAZY LITTLE FORNICATING MANIACS WHO FEEL OUTRAGED IF THEY GOT TO PEEL A BANANA...I KNOW LIFE IS A SHIT SANDWICH...BUT AT LEAST THROW OUR ORIENTAL COUSINS TWO PIECES OF BREAD TO GO WITH THE SHIT...JESUS WOULD !!!

RELIGION AND THE COMMON GOAT...

IF THE WHOLE PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO DEVELOP A HUMILITY...THEN...MAYBE...HAVING SEX WITH A GOAT IS THE WAY TO GO .

PERSONALLY...I HAVE NEVER HAD SEX WITH ANY BARN ANIMALS , NOR DO I INTEND TO IN THE NEAR FUTURE...FACT IS...MY BARN IS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE .

IT SAYS IN THE BIBLE NOT TO SCREW BARN ANIMALS , RIGHT ??? BUT THINK ABOUT IT...THEY MUST HAVE BEEN SCREWING THEM OR THEY WOULDN'T HAVE THE NEED TO TELL THEM TO STOP SCREWING THEM .

LET'S FACE IT...IT IS A CONFUSED UNIVERSE...AND ALTHOUGH PEOPLE ARE FAR MORE CONFUSED THAN THE CRITTERS...STILL...IT IS EASIER FOR US TO BLAME THEM THAN OURSELVES...SO NEXT TIME YOU SEE A GOAT...JUDGE IT...AND MAYBE GIVE IT A GOOD KICK...BECAUSE IF THE ANIMALS ARE NOT A BUNCH OF PERVERTS...THAT MEANS WE ARE !!!  

FUCKING PEOPLE AROUND...

IF YOU FUCK PEOPLE AROUND...THEN FUCKING THEM SOME MORE JUST GETS LOST IN THE SHUFFLE...IF YOU LOVE PEOPLE...THEN FUCKING THEM AROUND CREATES A SCENE THAT DOMINATES THE ENTIRE PICTURE .

POINT...THE MORE LOVING YOU ARE...THE MORE OBVIOUS IT WILL BE IF YOU DECIDE TO  ACT LIKE AN ASS HOLE .

BENEFITS OF ORAL SEX...

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO LISTEN TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY...SUCK THEIR PENIS ...AND THEY WILL LISTEN...WHICH , OF COURSE...IS A COMPLETE PARADOX .

BANK ACCOUNT...

BANK ACCOUNT...THE NEW HUMAN SEXUALITY...MAKING LOVE TO PAPER INSTEAD OF PEOPLE .

RISE ABOVE THE GOAT...

RISE ABOVE THE GOAT WITHIN...OR JUST ANY GOAT WILL DO .

ASS HOLE...

IF YOU WANT TO BE AN ASS HOLE...DEVELOP A GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR...I MEAN...YOU GOTTA BRING SOMETHING TO THE TABLE .

LOVE FITS...

IF IT IS NOT LOVE...IT WILL NOT FIT...YOU CAN TRY TO MAKE IT FIT...YOU CAN LIE ABOUT IT...YOU CAN EVEN BEAT PEOPLE INTO SAYING IT FITS...YET...IT DOES NOT FIT .

WHY THE WORLD IS FALLING APART...

MAYBE RELIGION IS HERE TO BE TAUGHT TO FROGS AND FROGS ALONE...AND IN A FROG WORLD...IT IS ALL REASONABLE .

EVERYONE...

EVERYONE I LOST...I WOULD HAVE LOST ANYWAY...JUST THE SCENERY WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT .

SOMEDAY...

SOMEDAY THE WORLD WILL MAKE SENSE...BUT NOT TODAY .

SHIT SANDWICH...

WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE SHIT SANDWICH...DO YOU SEE BEAUTIFUL , RIPE TOMATOES AND FRESH , HOME MADE BREAD ??? OR SHIT ???

DOGS AND JUDGEMENT...

DOES IT BOTHER YOU THAT DOGS JUDGE CHARACTER BETTER THAN MOST PEOPLE ???

WILLIE NELSON AND MOSES...

I THINK WILLIE NELSON IS A FAR GREATER PROPHET THAN MOSES...AND I DON'T EVEN SMOKE WEED .

HOW FUCKED IS THIS ???

ONE OF THE BIGGEST SONGS OF 1983 WAS "EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE" BY "THE POLICE"...IT WAS ABOUT A SEX CRAZED MANIAC WHO STALKED SOME POOR , INNOCENT GIRL...THING IS...PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS A LOVE SONG AND PLAYED IT AT THEIR WEDDINGS .

AGING...

HOW MUCH OF AGING IS AGING...AND HOW MUCH IS FUCKED UP SHIT COMING TO THE SURFACE ???

SAYING..."NO "...

IT IS GOOD TO BE ABLE TO SAY..."NO"...BUT IF IT GIVES YOU AN ERECTION...THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG .

ELECTION DAY...

A GOOD MAN IS ELECTED BY REASON...AN IDIOT IS ELECTED BY FEAR .

FUCKED...

PISS SOMEONE OFF...THEY MAY LET YOU GO...SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM...YOU ARE FUCKED .

...SHE GOT PISSED...

THIS LADY ASKED ME TO SEDUCE HER IN A BROOM CLOSET...I TOLD HER TO GO HOME AND ASK HER HUSBAND...IF IT WAS ALL RIGHT WITH HIM...IT WAS ALL RIGHT WITH ME .

...SHE GOT PISSED .

SHUT THE FUCK UP...

THE LESS THE AVERAGE PERSON KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT...THE MORE THEY WON'T SHUT UP .

ALCOHOLICS...

MOST ALCOHOLICS SHOULD KEEP RIGHT ON DRINKING...THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN A SELF RIGHTEOUS REFORMED DRUNK .

WHEN THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE WORLD MEAN NOTHING...

WHEN EVERYTHING BEAUTIFUL IS CONSIDERED TO HAVE LITTLE VALUE...AND THINGS OF LITTLE VALUE ARE CONSIDERED PRECIOUS...IT IS TIME TO BRING IN THE FUCKING MARTIANS AND THEIR MAGICAL BRAIN MACHINE .

BIGFOOT SIGHTING...

IF SOMEONE FAKES A BIGFOOT SIGHTING...DON'T BE SURPRISED IF HIS PENIS TURNS OUT TO BE A GOOD THREE OR FOUR INCHES SHORTER  THAN WHAT HE HAD PRINTED ON THE FRONT OF HIS PASSPORT .

FINDING LOVE...

FINDING LOVE DOES NOT MEAN LOSING YOUR SHIT .

FUCK OFF...

EVERYTHING IN NATURE HAS A MESSAGE...OFTEN THE MESSAGE IS..."FUCK OFF " ...THAT IS TO SAY...LIFE IS GOING IN ONE DIRECTION...OFTEN WE ARE GOING ANOTHER...DON'T .

ZEN SPOUCE...

IF YOU TELL YOUR PARTNER THAT YOU ENJOY MASTURBATION MORE THAN INTERCOURSE...THEN THEY SHOULD MAKE YOU A PAN OF RICE CRISPY SQUARES .

OUR MOTIVATIONS ARE QUESTIONABLE...

WE DO THINGS...THEN WE SUBSCRIBE MOTIVES TO WHAT WE DO...THE TRICK IS NOT TO GIGGLE OR GET OUR BOOTS STUCK IN ALL THE BULLSHIT .

PERVERTED...

CONDEMN SOMEONE FOR THEIR PERVERTED THOUGHTS...TRUST ME...ALL YOU ARE DOING IS CREATING PERVERTED ACTIONS .

CATS...

PEOPLE LEARN BY EXPLORING...SO DO CATS ...SO DON'T BE HARD ON YOUR  BEETLE .

PISSING OFF SPIRITS THROUGH RITUALS...

THESE TWO INDIVIDUALS WERE DANCING NAKED ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN WHEN THERE WAS AN EARTHQUAKE IN THE VILLAGE AND EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT...THE VILLAGERS , OF COURSE...BLAMED THESE TWO KIDS , AS... ACCORDING TO THEIR RELIGION...DANCING NAKED ON TOP OF THIS PARTICULAR MOUNTAIN IS ONE OF A PLETHORA OF WAYS TO PISS OFF THE MOUNTAIN SPIRIT .

THEY GOT THEIR NUDITY...WE GOT OUR APPLE...( YOU KNOW...ADAM AND EVE AND THE REPTILE )...THE SCIENTIST DOWN THE STREET GOT HIS..."I 'M SMARTER THAN YOU SO SHUT THE FUCK UP " ....QUESTION...DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT IT IS NOT SOMETHING PROFOUNDLY  WRONG ABOUT US THAT COMPELS US TO BE RELIGIOUS ???

REJECTION...

IF SOMEONE'S LOVE FOR YOU IS NOTHING BUT REJECTION...THEN REJECT IT .

LOVE...

LOVE IS A PARADOX...A PARADOX IS ALSO A PARADOX .

THE DEVIL AND APPROVAL...

DO YOU FIND IT IRONIC THAT THE DEVIL WILL NEVER APPROVE OF YOU ??? YOU KNOW...BEING SOMEWHAT IMPERFECT HIMSELF...YOU WOULD THINK HE WOULD HAVE COMPASSION FOR THE WEAKNESSES OF OTHERS .

SEX AND LOVE...PART 1

THE ULTIMATE GOAL OF THE HUMAN RACE...TO EXCLUDE LOVE FROM SEX .

DYING FOR LOVE...

THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DYING FOR SOMEONE...AND ALLOWING THEM TO KILL YOU .

ANY GOD WILL DO...

PEOPLE LOVE TO WORSHIP GOD...UNFORTUNATELY...JUST ABOUT ANY GOD WILL DO .

GREAT ACCOMPLISHMENT...

ONE OF THE GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENTS IN LIFE...HAVE YOUR PERCEPTION LINE UP WITH REALITY .

SHUT THE FUCK UP...

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF SHUTTING THE FUCK UP .

OH , YEA HYPOCRITE...

SO THE HOMOSEXUAL PROSTITUTE DIDN'T SAY A WORD UNTIL ONE DAY HE SAW THE CLERGYMAN WHOM HE FREQUENTLY PLEASURED ON THE RELIGIOUS CHANNEL...SHITTING ALL OVER  GAY PEOPLE .

...AND THAT WAS IT .

GOD...

GOD IS ONLY INVISIBLE...IF YOU CAN'T SEE HIM .

PISSING ON EACH OTHER...

99 % OF THE TIME WE PISS ON EACH OTHER...IT IS OUT OF CONVENIENCE .

THE FIRST...

SOME GUY IN THE BIBLE SAID IT WAS NOT GOOD TO HAVE THE POOR PEOPLE SIT IN THE BACK OF CHURCH...SO THEY PUT THEM IN FRONT AND PROCEEDED TO PISS ALL OVER THEM .

ON ODE TO AN ARROGANT PRICK...

EVERY TIME PEOPLE TRY TO CALCULATE SOMETHING...YOU KNOW...LIKE WHEN WILL WE RUN OUT OF OIL...OR HOW MUCH WOOD CAN A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK...WE ALWAYS FUCK IT UP...EVERY TIME !!! AND THE REASON WHY IS SIMPLE...WE FORGET TO INCLUDE THE MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR...HUMAN ARROGANCE...IT DEFINES ALMOST EVERYTHING WE DO .

UNCOMPLICATED...

the next time life gets too COMPLICATED...get yourself a great big fucking UN...of your own choosing...and stick it right in front .

PHASES AND STAGES...

PEOPLE GO THROUGH PHASES...AND YOU OWE IT TO THEM AND YOURSELF TO DISCOVER IF YOU ARE THE TYPE WHO CAN GO THOUGH WITH THEM...OR NOT .

JOURNEY...PART 2

IT'S LIKE THIS...LOVE AWAKENS ALL AROUND IT...BOTH GOOD AND BAD...LOVE IS GOING INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSE...AND GOD KNOWS WHAT YOU WILL FIND THERE .

JOURNEY...( NOT THE POP GROUP , EITHER ) .

THE MORE INTENSE YOUR JOURNEY OF LOVE...THE MORE FUCKED UP THINGS GET .

MORE ON PIPPIN...

"PIPPIN , PIPPIN...WHERE ARE YOU PIPPIN ??? " AND PIPPIN DID NOT REPLY...MAYBE PIPPIN IS MORE OF AN IDEA...THAN A REAL DOG .

NOTHING IS...

NOTHING IS EVERYTHING...WITHOUT THE RESPONSIBILITY .

UNIVERSAL STUPIDITY...

THE WEAKER PARTNER ALMOST ALWAYS HAS THE MOST POWER...IT IS GOD'S WAY OF ASSURING US OF UNIVERSAL STUPIDITY .

LOVE AND RELATIONSHIPS...

THE SPIRITUAL  LOVER LOSES RELATIONSHIPS LONG BEFORE SOMEONE FUNCTIONING OUT OF THEIR HEAD...OR MIND...OR ASS...OR WHATEVER...THE SPIRIT SEES AND RESPONDS LONG BEFORE THE EYES GET TIRED .

CONVERSELY...THE SPIRITUAL LOVER KEEPS RELATIONSHIPS FOREVER...JUST ANOTHER SPECIES , THAT'S ALL .

A GREAT MAN...

A GREAT MAN ONCE SAID..." I AM NOT SO FUCKING GREAT AT ALL...TAKE MY LANGUAGE , FOR EXAMPLE " .

REASON TO BELIEVE...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

JUST REMEMBER...IF YOU SHOVEL ALL THE BULLSHIT AWAY...YOU MIGHT BE LEFT STANDING ON...NOTHING .

A GOOD IDEA...

I USED TO THINK THAT ONE SHOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING THAT THEY WOULD NOT WANT THE ENTIRE WORLD TO KNOW ABOUT...IN A PERFECT WORLD...GOOD IDEA...BUT HOW ABOUT IN A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A COCKROACH  AND A DRUNKEN YETI...YOU KNOW ??? THIS ONE...A GOOD IDEA SUDDENLY BECOMES WEIRD AND FUCKED UP .

TIPPING POINT...MAY 31 2015

THINGS OFTEN SEEM LIKE THEY HAPPENED OVERNIGHT...AND THEY DO...RIGHT AFTER THE 20 YEARS OF WORKING YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF .

THERE IS A RELIGION TO AGREE WITH ANYTHING YOU WANT IT TO...

ANY SHIT YOU WANT TO BELIEVE...THERE IS A RELIGION OUT THERE TO SAY IT IS THE BEST IDEA SINCE SQUIRREL HUNTING .

FIVE %...MAY 23 2015

THE LESS INFORMATION...THE QUICKER THE JUDGEMENT IS USUALLY MADE .

DON'T DO THIS .

FOUNDATION OF SHIT...MAY 16 2015

IT IS NOT SO MUCH THAT PEOPLE PICK SHINY THINGS OVER REALITY THAT PISSES ME OFF...IT IS THAT THEY FEEL COMPELLED TO STEP ON REALITY AS THEY ARE LEAVING THE PREMISES .

S.H.I.T.

IF YOU WERE RAISED EATING BROWN SHIT...YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE OFFENDED IF SOMEONE OFFERED YOU GREEN SHIT...YOU KNOW ??? LIKE THEY WERE IDIOTS OR SOMETHING .