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Thursday, April 30, 2015
TOO DEEP...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012
TRUST EXERCISE AT CAMP...GOT US ALL BLINDFOLDED AND GOT US TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF...NINE OF 12 BROKE ONE BONE OR ANOTHER...WELL...NOT REALLY...NON-THE-LESS...TRUST IS EARNED...IT IS NOT A FREE GIFT...NOR CAN SOME "TURKEY" INSTILL IT BY MAKING YOU WALK THROUGH THE FOREST HOLDING SOME FUCKERS HAND .
OH , YOU HYPOCRITE...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012
A BOY AT CAMP WAS READING THE SCRIPTURE...HE READ..."OH , YEA HYPOCRITE"...( PRONOUNCED..."HIPE-O-CRITE" )...THAT WAS SUMMER OF 1978...AND FOR SOME REASON...I FIND IT FUNNY TO THIS DAY .
WHY SEX...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012
DO YOU KNOW WHY MONKEYS CAN SCREW AND IT DOESN'T FUCK THEM UP ??? IT'S CALLED BAGGAGE...AND NOT HAVING ANY .
DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TILL IT'S GONE...WRITTEN...AUG . 2012
WE DON'T BECOME EXPERTS ON SHIT THAT DOESN'T CONCERN US...DO YOU KNOW WHO HAS READ EVERY BOOK WRITTEN ON HOW TO GROW A NEW SET OF NUTS ??? THE FUCKER WHO LOST HIS NUTS , THAT'S WHO .
BELIEFS AND COVER-UPS...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012
DID IT EVER OCCUR TO ANYONE THAT MAYBE THEIR BELIEF SYSTEM...SUCKS ??? BEFORE YOU BELIEVE SOMETHING...ASK YOURSELF ONE SIMPLE QUESTION...WILL THIS MAKE ME BETTER OFF...OR WORSE...AND WHY???
O.K...TWO SIMPLE QUESTIONS !!!
O.K...TWO SIMPLE QUESTIONS !!!
DEMONS AND DEVILS...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012
THE WORLD IS NOW CONVINCED...100 , 000 POUNDS OF SHIT...IS MORE VALUABLE THAN AN OUNCE OF GOLD...IT'S BIGGER !!!
Wednesday, April 29, 2015
WALK ON...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012
OUR FOOTSTEPS ARE ACROSS TIME AND SPACE...MORE THAN THEY ARE ACROSS DIRT .
THE TWO LOVES...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012
CONFUSION , IF ACCEPTED...IS NEUTRALIZED AND BECOMES A BUILDING BLOCK TO TRUE GROWTH AND AWARENESS...AND THAT IS WHY WE HAVE RELIGION...TO PLUG UP ACCEPTANCE AND LOVE LIKE A CORK IN A MONKEY'S ASS HOLE .
KEEPING YOU CONFUSED IS KEEPING YOU CONTROLLED...AND KEEPING YOU CONTROLLED IS KEEPING RELIGIOUS INSTITUTIONS RICH .
KEEPING YOU CONFUSED IS KEEPING YOU CONTROLLED...AND KEEPING YOU CONTROLLED IS KEEPING RELIGIOUS INSTITUTIONS RICH .
THE GRAND ILLUSION...WRITTEN...SEPT . 2012
BOWLING USED TO BE CONSIDERED A "SIN"...NOW , HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE YOU DON'T KNOW WHILE BOWLING...IS PERFECTLY FINE...POINT...WHEN YOU ARE BLIND...YOU CAN BE LED ANYWHERE .
Tuesday, April 28, 2015
MAYFLIES...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012
MAYFLIES FORM A HEART WHILE MATING...WE FORM AN INFECTION ON OUR PENIS...BEAUTY IS OUT THERE...TAKE IT WHILE YOU CAN .
MONEY...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012
JUST ABOUT EVERYONE WHO WINS THE LOTTERY...HAS THEIR LIFE GO TO SHIT...YET INTEREST IS AS STRONG AS EVER...POINT...WHEN YOUR PENIS GETS HARD...THERE IS NO BLOOD FOR YOUR HEAD...OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT .
ILLUSION IS BIG...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012
IF EVERYTHING YOU SEE SEEMS OUT OF PLACE...JUST ASK THE TALKING BUNNY .
FAST FOOD AND A SHOTGUN...WRITTEN...OCT. 2012
ONE INDIVIDUAL MADE OUR COMMUNITY UNSAFE...ONE VAT OF POISON AND EVERYTHING IS CHANGED...BETTER TO SPRAIN YOUR NECK THAN TO NOT LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER .
Monday, April 27, 2015
MOMENTS OF REASON...WRITTEN...OCT . 2012
TO EXPAND YOUR LOVE...IS TO EXPAND EVERYTHING ELSE IN YOUR WORLD .
WORLD OF GASOLINE...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012
LIFE IS FOUND IN AN OPEN FOREST...AND A PLASTIC BOTTLE...ONE JUST HAPPENS TO HOLD A LOT MORE THAN THE OTHER .
THE LAW REVISITED...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012
SOME LAWS ARE GOOD...SOME BAD...JUST ABOUT ALL ARE THERE BECAUSE OF THE ABSENCE OF LOVE .
Sunday, April 26, 2015
NATURE OF THE BEAST...WRITTEN...OCT . / NOV . 2012
THE DAY AFTER JESUS LEFT...THE DISCIPLES HAD A BINGO GAME...( MORE OR LESS ) ...TO REPLACE JUDAS...I ACTUALLY RIGGED A LOTTERY FOR A BIKE ONCE...THERE IS NO POINT HERE...BESIDES THE OBVIOUS...PEOPLE ARE FUCKED .
RELIGION SUCKS...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2012
YOU CAN TELL SOMETHING IS REAL...(OF HEAVEN)...BECAUSE IT IS A PARADOX..."FIRST WILL BE LAST" AND SUCH..."THE LUSTFUL WILL GET SCREWED"... IS CONGRUENT WITH THE NATURE OF THIS PLANET...THAT IS TO SAY...YOU ARE..."OF THIS WORLD " .
DEVIL GETS HIGH...
I DREAMED THAT RELIGION TURNED INTO HASH...AND THE DEVIL SMOKED IT AND GOT REALLY HIGH .
Saturday, April 25, 2015
WRECKING BALL...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2012
THINKING YOU ARE THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE...IS , ESSENTIALLY...LIKE HAVING A THREESOME WITH ADAM AND EVE .
BOND-OLOGY...WRITTEN...NOV . / DEC . 2012
THE MOMENT YOU NEED SOMEONE TO STAND IN FOR YOUR LIFE...COINCIDENTALLY...THAT IS THE PRECISE MOMENT YOU FORGET WHAT COLOR OR FAITH OR ANYTHING THEY ARE .
PERCEPTIONOLOGY...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS THE SQUIRREL OF LOVE...AND IF YOU FIND YOURSELF GOING NUTS FOR SOMEONE...TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND CALM DOWN...LOVE IS STILLNESS AND CLARITY .
Friday, April 24, 2015
WORD OF MOUTH...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013
THE ABUNDANCE OF THE HEART WILL BE TAKEN DOWN THE RIVER...YOU HAVE NO CONTROL WHERE ITS JOURNEY ENDS .
TAKING BLUES...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013
IF WHAT YOU HAVE IS NOT GIVEN TO YOU IN A SPIRIT OF LOVE...IS IT REAL ???
Thursday, April 23, 2015
WORLD OF IMAGES...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013
OUR UNIVERSE IS PROBABLY JUST A SYMBOL...SAYING SOMETHING LIKE..." KEEP LOOKING...FAR MORE REAL SHIT DEAD AHEAD...HOLD YOUR BIRDS AND FLOOR IT !!! " .
IN PIECES...WRITTEN...JAN . 2013
I DREAMED THAT THE MOON WAS MADE OUT OF LOVE AND PEACE...AND EVERYONE KILLED EACH OTHER FIGHTING OVER IT .
RICH GIRL...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB...2013
SHE ACTUALLY SAID TO ME..."NOBODY I KNOW CARES ABOUT FRIENDSHIP LIKE YOU DO "...THING IS...SHE MEANT IT AS AN ACCUSATION...POINT...THOUGH IT IS A GENERALIZATION...STILL...JESUS WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND WHEN HE WAS TALKING ABOUT RICH PEOPLE AND HEAVEN .
Wednesday, April 22, 2015
DANGEROUS...WRITTEN...JAN. / FEB...2013
THERE IS A LITTLE BIT OF RELIGION IN ALL OF US...SO SHARPEN YOUR SPOON AND GET DIGGING .
IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATIOM...JAN . / FEB...2013
DO NOT BE FOOLED...THE ONES WHO CRUSH YOU IN A BUSINESS MEETING...WILL FUCK YOU TO GET BACK AT THEIR FATHER...THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE .
BLOOM WHERE YOU ARE PLANTED...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB...2013
NOT LEARNING IS ONE WAY TO GET STUCK IN OUR OWN PARTICULAR CIRCLE OF LIFE...JUMPING AWAY IS ANOTHER...BEING AN ARROGANT LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER WOULD BE A THIRD .
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
RUNNING WITH THE DEVIL...WRITTEN...JAN . / FEB...2013
A COMPLETELY CIVILIZED COMMUNITY...CAN NEVER BE A COMMUNITY .
HI , MOM...I AM IN JAIL...JAN . / FEB...2013
ALL HIS LIFE HE RESENTED HIS BITCH OF A MOTHER...AND ALL HE DATED WAS HER IN VARIOUS MANIFESTATIONS .
Monday, April 20, 2015
THE NAKED MIND...WRITTEN...FEB . / MARCH...2013
THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS TO HUNT " THE NAKED MIND "...( THOSE VULNERABLE AND REAL) ...NONE ARE ACTUALLY TRUE .
I WANT YOUR SEX...WRITTEN...FEB . / MARCH 2013
MORE OFTEN THAN NOT...WE ARE IN THE WAY OF OUR OWN ORGASMS .
SEEING THINGS FOR THE FIRST TIME...WRITTEN...FEB. / MARCH...2013
EVERYTHING YOU SEE...IS EITHER CONCERNED WITH LOVE...OR THE LACK OF LOVE...THERE IS NOTHING ELSE .
FEARLESS HEART...WRITTEN...FEB. / MARCH...2013
BEING STUPID DOES NOT MAKE YOU FEARLESS...STRANGELY ENOUGH...YOU ARE FEARLESS WHEN YOU ARE SCARED SHITLESS...AND DO THE RIGHT THING ANYWAY .
Sunday, April 19, 2015
THE RIPPLE EFFECT...FEB . / MARCH 2013
WHO WE CAME AS...IS WHO HAS LEFT...PLUS AND MINUS A LITTLE BIT .
PAIN IN LOVE...WRITTEN...FEB. / MARCH 2013
LOVE DOES NOT FIT IN THIS UNIVERSE...UNTIL YOU MAKE IT FIT .
ASYLUM...WRITTEN...MARCH / APRIL 2013
THE MORE YOU HOLD ON TO...THE MORE YOU ARE TIDE DOWN...LIFE IS A PROCESS ON LETTING GO...AND SEEING WHAT REMAINS .
Saturday, April 18, 2015
THE BIG PICTURE PART 1...WRITTEN...MARCH / APRIL 2013
WHY YOU ARE DOING IT...IS PROBABLY FAR MORE REAL THAN WHAT YOU ARE DOING .
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE...WRITTEN...MARCH / APRIL 2013
PEOPLE FIND A REASON TO COME TOGETHER...AND IT USUALLY IS NOT THE TIDE OF THE UNIVERSE THAT BRINGS THEM .
FLARMOLOGY 101...WRITTEN...MARCH / APRIL 2013
LOVE IS A UNIVERSE WITHOUT ANY STRAWS...SUCK IT IN !!!
Friday, April 17, 2015
PROS AND CONS OF HITCH-HYKING...WRITTEN...MARCH / APRIL 2013
IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS...YOU WILL FIND LIFE MUCH MORE INTERESTING...FROM THE DITCH .
PREFECT...GOOD...ACCEPTABLE...WRITTEN...MARCH / APRIL 2013
THERE ARE DEGREES OF LOVE...AND THEY TRANSLATE INTO DEGREES OF LIFE .
Thursday, April 16, 2015
PRAYER AS LIFE...WRITTEN MARCH / APRIL 2013
LOVE NEVER FAILS...BUT WE OFTEN HIDE ITS POWER IN A CLOUD OF FEAR AND BULLSHIT .
THE THING...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY...2013
SOME MONSTERS RE-INVENT THEMSELVES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT...BUT THE ONES THAT REALLY FUCK US UP...ARE THE ONES THAT RE-INVENT THEMSELVES TO BECOME GREATER LOVERS AND GIVERS OF TRUE LIFE .
WHAT GOD WANTS...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2013
HOW DID BUNNIES GET INVOLVED WITH EASTER ??? THE SAME WAY RELIGION GOT INVOLVED WITH LOVE .
Wednesday, April 15, 2015
DOING THINGS...MARCH / APRIL 2013
WHAT MAKES THE UNIVERSE VALUABLE ??? FOR ONE THING...THE STORIES THAT ARE LIVED .
LIFE AS A METAPHOR...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2013
MAYBE EVERYTHING HAPPENED IN A SPLIT SECOND...AND WE ARE JUST WATCHING IT ALL PLAY OUT...THING IS...ONLY WHAT IS DONE IN LOVE IS REAL...AND WILL LAST ETERNALLY .
LAND OF THE LOST...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2013
NEED LOVE...BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT...YOU MIGHT AS WELL EAT IT .
Tuesday, April 14, 2015
AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN NEWFOUNDLAND...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2013
SO YOU BECOME A WEREWOLF...AND FROM THAT POINT ON YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE TRYING NO TO BE FOUND OUT...SORT OF LIKE EVERYONE ELSE .
THE BIGGER PICTURE...APRIL / MAY 2013
NEVER COMMENT UPON SOMEONE'S SEXUALITY...UNLESS YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY SURE THAT YOU ARE WRONG .
ON THE BEACH OF HISTORY...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2013
I LIED TO MY FIRST GIRLFRIEND WHEN I WAS 16...AND THAT , MY DEAR FRIENDS...REMAINS SPINNING AROUND ETERNITY UNTIL THE END OF TIME...POINT...I CAN LET IT GO...OR I CAN BEAT MYSELF WITH IT LIKE A STRAY CAY...THE ETERNAL UNIVERSE DOES NOT GIVE A FLYING FUCK .
...ALWAYS BET ON MERCY .
...ALWAYS BET ON MERCY .
Monday, April 13, 2015
HOLD ON...WRITTEN APRIL / MAY 2013
HOLD ON ??? DON'T THINK SO...WE OWN NOTHING...WE STRANGLE EVERYTHING...OUR KUNG-FU GRIP...RUINS THE EVOLUTION...QUITE SIMPLE , ACTUALLY .
COUNTRY ROAD...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2013
SELF MAY SEEM LIKE IT GOES FOREVER...BUT , IN REALITY...THE PATH OF SELF LEADS BACK UP YOUR ASS RATHER QUICKLY .
Sunday, April 12, 2015
LOVE...TRIED BY FIRE...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2013
UNTIL YOU LOVE SOMEONE MORE THAN YOURSELF...YOU REALLY HAVEN'T ACCOMPLISHED A FUCKING THING .
VANCOUVER AIRPORT...WRITTEN....APRIL / MAY 2013
IF YOU TRADE YOUR LOVE IN FOR SEX , MONEY AND POWER...YOU GET A FREE
FIVE POUND BAG OF BULLSHIT...AND A TRUCKLOAD FULL OF BLAME TO SHARE EQUALLY AMONGST YOUR FELLOW CLERGYMEN .
HERE ON EARTH...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2013
THE INFORMATION YOU HAVE ABOUT YOURSELF CHANGES ON A DAILY BASIS...DON'T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY .
Saturday, April 11, 2015
UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
SOCIETY IS DESIGNED SO WE DON'T REALLY HAVE TO LOVE EACH OTHER...JUST OBEY THE RULES...AND IT WILL WORK OUT REASONABLY WELL...
...IF LOVE EVER DOES ARRIVE...THERE WILL BE NO NEED OF LAW .
...IF LOVE EVER DOES ARRIVE...THERE WILL BE NO NEED OF LAW .
ACCUSER...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
IF A VOICE TELLS YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF...TELL IT TO GO FUCK ITSELF .
SLOW TURNING...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
IF YOU ARE HOLDING IT AGAINST ME THAT I INTRODUCED YOU TO A CULT...REMEMBER...THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD IS A CULT .
Friday, April 10, 2015
BLIND AS A BAT...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
THEY ASKED GANDHI WHAT HE THOUGHT OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION...HE REPLIED THAT HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA .
THE SHADOW LANDS...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
I REFER TO EARTH AS "THE SHADOW LANDS"...AS VERY LITTLE OF IT EVER SEES THE SPIRITUAL LIGHT OF DAY .
HOW DO YOU KNOW ??? WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
WE FIND THE TRUTH AS WE FOLLOW LITTLE ACTS OF REALITY .
Thursday, April 9, 2015
BEAUTY AND THE GARBAGE DUMP...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
LIFE IS NOT SO MUCH WHAT YOU HAVE...BUT HOW YOU GOT IT...AND HOW IT WORKS ITSELF INTO YOUR EXISTENCE .
FINE WHITE LINE...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
LOVE IS USUALLY TRADED IN FOR SWEET FUCK ALL...YOU KNOW...A BOWL OF SOUP OR A SHIT SANDWICH...YET THAT IS NEVER WHAT YOU WILL HEAR .
IT IS HARD...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
THE DEVIL WORKS BOTH ENDS...EITHER YOU ARE DOING NOTHING RIGHT OR NOTHING WRONG...IF YOU FIND YOURSELF AT EITHER EXTREME...TIME FOR MEDITATION AND FOR A RENEWED PERSPECTIVE .
THE PAIN OF THE LOVER...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
IF YOU DROWN IN LOVE...IT IS PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU BLED TO DEATH .
Wednesday, April 8, 2015
DO THE RIGHT THING WRONG...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
IF YOU CATCH SOMEONE IN BED WITH YOUR WIFE...DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR...BUY THEM A BUCKET OF CHICKEN AND LEAVE .
SEEING IS BELIEVING...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
WE ARE LIKE MONKEYS...YET WITH BETTER AIM WHEN WE THROW SHIT ALL AROUND THE JUNGLE .
THE OTHER ONE...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2012
I MAY HAVE LEARNED TO LIE AND CHEAT IN BIBLE COLLEGE...BUT IT WAS WHILE WATCHING T.V. THAT I LEARNED TO GOLF A TOAD 50 YARDS THROUGH A WINDOW .
THE PRICE YOU PAY...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
LOVE CONSISTS OF MANY QUALITIES...NON OF WHICH BEGIN NOR END...THEY ARE SIMPLY RACING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE FOREVER .
Tuesday, April 7, 2015
BABY , HOW DID WE EVER GET THIS WAY ??? WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
" SHE LEFT ME AFTER 20 YEARS AND I DIDN'T EXPECT A THING "...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW MANY TITS SHE HAD .
THE WALL...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
WALLS HAVE ONE PURPOSE...TO BE TORN DOWN...EVERY OTHER PURPOSE...IS AN ILLUSION .
GATHERING...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
LOVE IS A FEARFUL THING...IT GATHERS TOGETHER...YET IT ALSO BREAKS APART .
T.E. REVISITED...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
LIFE IS SERVED BEST WITH A SANDWICH...NOT TOO HOT...NOT TOO COLD .
EVERYBODY ELSE DOES...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
IF SOMEONE SAYS FROGS ARE WATER BUFFALO ENOUGH TIMES...WE BELIEVE IT .
REPEAT AFTER ME : " I AM AN INDIVIDUAL " .
REPEAT AFTER ME : " I AM AN INDIVIDUAL " .
Monday, April 6, 2015
SHARE YOUR LOVE...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
LOVE NOT FREELY GIVEN AWAY...IS CARRIED BY A CURRENT INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE .
BONDED...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
SLITTING SOMEONES TIRES AS A GROUP IS NOT BONDING...BECOMING ONE IN LOVE , HOWEVER...IS .
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND...
THIS OLD MAN WALKS UP TO ME AND SAYS..."WHO DO THE BRUINS PLAY TONIGHT ??? "...I SAY..."TORONTO "....HE SAYS..." YUP...AND THEY WIN TWO ONE IN A SHOUT OUT "...
...POINT...HOW DO YOU GO FROM NOT KNOWING WHO THE BRUINS PLAY...TO KNOWING THE FUCKING SCORE EIGHT HOURS BEFORE IT HAPPENED ???
IT IS A WONDERFUL LIFE IF YOU CHOOSE A WONDERFUL PATH...AND BLOODY HELL IF YOU DON'T .
...POINT...HOW DO YOU GO FROM NOT KNOWING WHO THE BRUINS PLAY...TO KNOWING THE FUCKING SCORE EIGHT HOURS BEFORE IT HAPPENED ???
IT IS A WONDERFUL LIFE IF YOU CHOOSE A WONDERFUL PATH...AND BLOODY HELL IF YOU DON'T .
LIVING THROUGH DYING...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
YOUR WILL AND DESIRE...IS BEST SERVED BY HAVING THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF IT .
Sunday, April 5, 2015
LONG MAY YOU RUN...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
BULLSHIT...THE NEW HONESTY ...BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE GOOD AT IT .
RIGHT TURN , CLYDE...APRIL 15 2015
BEFORE YOU ANNOUNCE TO THE UNIVERSE HOW UNWORTHY ANOTHER HUMAN IS TO SUCK YOUR BANANA...MAKE SURE YOUR MOTIVE IS PURE AND YOUR INFORMATION SPARKLES LIKE A DIAMOND .
Saturday, April 4, 2015
CONTEXT IS EVERYTHING...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME FOR HAVING A SHIT-FIT...ALLOW ME TO FILL YOU IN ABOUT THE ALIENS...WHO SAID THEY WOULD EAT MY FUCKING BRAINS IF I GOT EVEN ONE PIECE OF THE PUZZLE WRONG .
THE SOUL AND THE UNIVERSE...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
THE MOST POPULAR SEXUAL PREFERENCE IN THE UNIVERSE...STUPID .
SHADOWLAND...PART 2...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
THE BEST WAY TO BEGIN LOVING EACH OTHER...IS TO FIRST ADMIT THAT WE DO NOT .
WEAKNESSOLOGY...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
MY FRIEND AND I...WE GO BACK TO 1966...IT IS NOT STRENGTH OR HEALTH THAT HOLDS US TOGETHER...YET THE POWER OF A SPIRIT THAT IS FAR BIGGER THAN BOTH OF US .
Friday, April 3, 2015
CALL IT LOVE DO ONTO OTHERS BLUES...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
I LET THIS YOUNG LADY HAVE A WEEK OFF FOR FIVE MINUTES WORK...SHE FUCKED IT UP...WHY ??? SIMPLE..." I WAS TOO BUSY "...YET WE ARE NEVER TOO BUSY FOR A GOOD OLD SUCK-A-ROON-O .
MAKES YA WONDER , DON'T IT ???
MAKES YA WONDER , DON'T IT ???
SHADOWLANDS...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
HOW DO YOU FOLLOW JESUS ??? SIMPLE...GO TO CHURCH THEN DO THE OPPOSITE .
THE WRONG WAY...WRITTEN...MAY / JUNE 2013
HOW DO YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE ??? FIND A GREEDY PRICK AND DO THE EXACT OPPOSITE .
US...WRITTEN...JUNE 2013
ESSENTIALLY...ORGANIZED RELIGION ATTEMPTS TO MAKE THINGS AS GENERIC AND STERILE AS POSSIBLE...YET PRETENDING TO HAVE A DIRECT LINE ON ALL THAT IS REAL .
THESE TWO THINGS DO NOT GO TOGETHER .
THESE TWO THINGS DO NOT GO TOGETHER .
Thursday, April 2, 2015
FINE LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE...WRITTEN...JUNE 2013
BEFORE YOU MASTURBATE TO THAT PASSION...REMEMBER...NOBODY IS EVER COMPLETELY SURE WHERE IT IS GOING .
SASQUATCH HILL...WRITTEN...JUNE 2013
WE ASCEND SASQUATCH HILL...THINKING THERE ARE NO SASQUATCH...BUT HOW IN THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT GOT THAT NAME , ANYWAY ???
OUR DELUSIONS WILL NOT STOP US FROM GETTING EATEN .
OUR DELUSIONS WILL NOT STOP US FROM GETTING EATEN .
TWO SIDES...WRITTEN...JUNE 2012
I MARRIED A FREE SPIRIT...WHICH WAS GOOD...BUT SHE FUCKED AROUND A LOT...WHICH WAS NOT GOOD .
EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION...POINT...DON'T BE STUPID !!!
EVERY ACTION HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION...POINT...DON'T BE STUPID !!!
Wednesday, April 1, 2015
EYES THAT SEE IN THE DARK...WRITTEN...JUNE 2013
WE SEE GOD...BUT ONLY IN PART...ANYONE WHO FIGURES THEY CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS...PROBABLY WANTS SOMETHING FROM YOU .
CHAOS...WRITTEN...JUNE 2013
SO THE TIDE CAME IN...AND EVERYONE WROTE A BOOK ABOUT HOW THEY MADE IT HAPPEN .
THEY DID NOT .
THEY DID NOT .
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