SCI - FI MOVIES...

IN ORDER TO BE A SCI - FI MOVIE STAR IN THE 50 'S...YOU HAD TO BE STUPID , BLIND AND DEAF...POINT BEING...I AM GLAD IT WAS NOT ME .

...BE YOURSELF !!!

BEAUTIFUL SPIRIT...

THE MORE BEAUTIFUL THE SPIRIT...THE MORE CLEARLY YOU SEE YOUR REFLECTION .

PERSONAL BATTLES...

MAY ALL YOUR BATTLES BE FOUGHT IN THE BATHTUB WITH PLASTIC BOATS AND SUCH .

NEW TERM...MONKEY SEXUAL...

DEFINITION...SWING FROM MOST BRANCHES IN THE JUNGLE .

THE TIGER SEES THINGS LIKE GOD...

CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF...A TIGER WILL ATTACK AND CONSUME A NON-MASTURBATOR...JUST AS FAST AS HE WILL ATTACK AND CONSUME A MASTURBATOR .

LOVE SPEAKS VOLUMES...

LOVE SPEAKS VOLUMES...ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T FUCK AROUND WITH THE SPEAKERS .

GIVE A SHIT...

GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT...BUT DO .

THE TESTICLE OF SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS...

THE TESTICLES OF SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS WILL ALWAYS INEVITABLY BE KICKED BY THE FOOT OF DESPAIR .

ART...OCT . / NOV . 2015

USE YOUR PAIN TO MAKE SOMETHING REAL AND ALIVE .

A TUG OF WAR...

A TUG OF WAR IS NOT A DANCE .

MAYBE...MAYBE NOT

AS LONG AS MANKIND HAS RULED THE PLANET...UNTIL RECENTLY...THERE HAS NEVER BEEN TIME FOR LOVE OR RELAXATION...MAYBE REAL RELATIONSHIP WILL HAPPEN...IN ANOTHER THOUSAND YEARS OR MORE...

MAYBE NOT .

NEW LOVE...

THE "NEW LOVE"...IS FINDING A WAY TO PRETEND THAT YOU ARE NOT JUST IN " IT " FOR YOURSELF .

MY IRONIC BABY...

IN A TWIST OF IRONY...JUST ABOUT EVERY COMPLETELY STRAIGHT MAN I KNOW...DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO COMMUNICATE WITH WOMEN .

SUSPICIOUS...

WE HAVE CREATED A VERY SUSPICIOUS PLANET...UNFORTUNATELY...WE ARE NOT SUSPICIOUS OF OUR SUSPICION .

YOUR WRIST AND ITS FUNCTION...

IF GOD DIDN'T WANT YOU TO MASTURBATE...HE WOULD NOT HAVE GIVEN YOU A WRIST .

PIECES OF CHICKEN...

UNFORGIVENESS AND PIECES OF CHICKEN...BOTH CLOG UP YOUR PIPES .

IN LOVE...

BETTER TO CHOP DOWN A TREE WITH YOUR TEETH IN A SPIRIT OF LOVE...THAN RAISE SOMEONE FROM THE DEAD WITH SELFISH AMBITION .

TREAD LIGHTLY...

YOU ARE USUALLY THE GOOD GUY THROUGH CIRCUMSTANCE...SO BE HUMBLE AND TREAD LIGHTLY .

CHESS OR CHECKERS...

LIFE IS A GAME OF CHESS...AND MOST ARE PLAYING CHECKERS .

PARANOID...

PARANOIA HAS ITS BENEFITS .

FUCK OFF...

SURE , SAY "FUCK OFF"...BUT SAY IT WITH LOVE .

DURING THE COURSE OF MY EDUCATION...

DURING THE COURSE OF MY EDUCATION...I WOULD LEARN FROM THE LIBERALS THAT HOMOSEXUALITY WAS NOT A SIN...AND IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS...YOU WERE AN EVIL ROTTEN BASTARD...WITH SMELLY SHIT STAINS ON THE BACK OF YOUR EYES...SAME WITH THE CONSERVATIVES...BUT THE OTHER WAY AROUND .

POINT : IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS...THEY WERE THE SAME TURD FROM THE SAME ASS HOLE...JUST A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT COLOR ...THAT IS TO SAY...I WOULD RATHER SOMEONE LOVE ME AND THINK I HAD BAD THEOLOGY...THAN AGREE WITH ME...AND KICK MY BALLS ALL THE WAY TO THE DOORS OF HELL .

I FEEL NUMB...

RELATIONSHIPS CAN FUNCTION IN A NUMB ENVIRONMENT...SHITTY RELATIONSHIPS .

MERCY...

I WOULD SAY...GIVE THREE TIMES MORE MERCY THAN YOU EXPECT TO RECEIVE...BUT THREE TIMES ZERO IS STILL ZERO...SO...HOW ABOUT THIS...GIVE ALL THE MERCY YOU CAN POSSIBLY GIVE .

NEW PEOPLE...OCT . / NOV . 2015

AS WE AGE...OUR ROLE IN THE UNIVERSE CHANGES...AND WE MUST CHANGE TO ADOPT TO IT .

BULLSHIT...OCT . / NOV . 2015

IN THE AVERAGE MARRIAGE...ONE LEADS...THE OTHER IS DRAGGED ALONG...FINE...THE ISSUE IS WHEN PEOPLE PRETEND THIS IS NOT HAPPENING .

DREAM INTO ACTION...

ACTIONS WILL EXPAND IN ANY DIRECTION THAT THEY ARE ALLOWED TO .

BULLSHIT REVISITED...OCT . / NOV . 2015

AS THINGS GROW MURKY...WE BECOME SELF RIGHTEOUS...AND WE ATTACK TO DEFEND OURSELVES .

CAMP NO SMOKING...

THE IRONY IS...AT "CAMP NO SMOKING"...ALL I WANTED  TO DO WAS SMOKE .

LIKE WATER...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

NEED CAN DISGUISE ITSELF AS A WHOLE LOT OF THINGS...MANY OF WHICH APPEAR NEEDLESS .

MANDATE...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

IF IT SUBTRACTS FROM TRUTH...REALITY...AND LOVE...THROW IT AWAY .

REALITY...AGAIN...

THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO SUBDUE REALITY...NON OF WHICH REALITY APPRECIATES .

IF I WERE GOD...

IF I WERE GOD...BULL SHIT ARTISTS WOULD HAVE A TURD HOLOGRAM ABOVE THEIR HEAD .

BALANCE IS THE KEY TO MOST ANYTHING...

UNTIL THE RELATIONSHIP GETS SETTLED...MAYBE THE WEREWOLF AND THE VAMPIRE SHOULD STICK TO HEAVY PETTING .

INFESTED LAKE...JUNE 24 / DEC . 2015

SHIT ON YOUR FACE...AND HUMILITY...TWO THINGS THAT CAN CHANGE YOUR COMPLEXION .

LUST HAS MANY FLAVORS

I AM A FOOL FOR THAT CHICKEN IN YOUR FRYING PAN .

REALITY , WHAT A CONCEPT...THE RETURN...AGAIN

DID YOU EVER WONDER ABOUT THE SEXUALITY OF THE APOSTLES ??? I KNOW THEY LIVED IN THE DESERT...BUT I STILL CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL THAT WE ALL SWING FROM DIFFERENT BRANCHES .

TRUST AND OTHER...

TRUST NOBODY...AND 99 % OF THE TIME...YOU MADE THE RIGHT DECISION .

BELIEF...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

BELIEF IS ONE OF THE CHIEF COMPONENTS IN REGARDS TO TAKING YOU TO WHERE YOU ARE GOING...BELIEVE SHIT...AND PRETTY SOON IT WILL BE ALL OVER YOUR SHOES .

FUCKING UP

IT IS NOT THE FUCKED UP-NESS THAT FUCKS EVERYTHING UP...IT IS THE FUCKING UP THE FUCKED UP-NESS THAT RIPS YOUR WORLD APART .

FIRST HAND LEARNING...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

"THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED"  MAY LEAD TO ETERNAL BEAUTY...HOWEVER...IF YOU CHOOSE THIS PARTICULAR ROAD...YOU WILL GET PISSED IN YOUR FACE .

NEW WORLD RECORD...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

IN A TWIST OF IRONY...LOVE BRINGS FREEDOM...ONLY WHEN YOU ALLOW IT TO ENSLAVE YOU .

BLIND PEOPLE WHO DRIVE CARS...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

THE MORE YOU FUCK THINGS UP...THE MORE YOU FEEL COMPELLED TO FUCK UP JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE .

...IT'S A HUMAN THING .

CRASH...THE KIDSTON STORY...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

GIVE THE ADULTERER A BOTTLE OF VINEGAR...AND HE WILL BE TOO BUSY LOOKING FOR FISH AND CHIPS TO FUCK UP THE LIFE OF ANOTHER  .

HEY , MR . DINOSAUR...NOV 24 / DEC . 2015

YOU WILL NOT GO TO HELL FOR REASONABLE SEXUAL EXPLOITATION...BUT YOUR LOCAL RELIGIOUS FOLK WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD .

THE BLOB...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

IF YOUR APPETITE CANNOT BE QUENCHED...YOU ARE EATING FROM THE WRONG PILE OF SLOP .

HEY , SHITHEAD...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

the expression...YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART...means essentially exactly what it says...BEE CAREFUL .

PEACEFUL , EASY FEELING...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

BASHING THE SHIT OUT OF YOURSELF EMOTIONALLY...IS NOT PART OF THE JOURNEY TO AWARENESS .

A BELIEF...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

A BELIEF SHOULD PUT YOU INTO A BETTER PLACE .

THE DOINGS...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

AS WE GIVE LOVE...WE GIVE WHATEVER ELSE IS WITHIN US...RELAX...IT IS ONLY LIFE .

PRAYER WARRIOR...NOV .24 / DEC . 2015

MORE OFTEN THAN NOT...LOVE RUNS CONTRARY TO OUR NATURE...BE CAREFUL OF ANY RELIGION THAT SUGGESTS OTHERWISE .

TIGHT CONNECTION TO YOUR HEART...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

CHOOSE LOVE...AND YOUR MAP WILL BE DRAWN FOR YOU .

WILD THINGS RUN FAST...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

MAYBE THERE IS A CURRENT OF LOVE THAT RUNS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE...MAYBE NEXT WEEK...OR IN A BILLION YEARS TIME...WE WILL INTERSECT IT .

GREATER KIND OF TRUTH...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

THE MORE WE PEEL OUR SELF AWAY...THE MORE WE SEE THE TRUTH WITHIN .

WILD THINGS RUN FAST...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

FEAR IS THE WOMB FOR POOR DECISION MAKING...SELF GAIN...IS THE SPERM .

LONESOME HIGHWAY...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

LOVE IS A PATH...THAT NEVER BEGAN AND NEVER ENDS .

BELIEF...NOV . 24 / DEC . 2015

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT WIPING YOUR ASS IS A GOOD IDEA...YOUR ENTIRE LIFE WILL SUFFER FOR IT .

WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF YOU...NOV . 24 / DEC . 31 2015

MAYBE LIFE IS A PUSH , A SHOVE...OR A CUDDLE...AND WE DECIDE WHICH ONE .

EMOTIONS MUST BE NURTURED...

MURDERING MAY BE ILLEGAL...BUT KILLING SOMEONES HEART , MIND AND SOUL...IS JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL .

SUCKING BAD AND SUCKING GOOD...

MANY PEOPLE SUCK AT TWO THINGS...A PENIS...AND LIFE .

AWAKE , OH SLEEPER...START SUCKING THE ESSENCE OF ETERNITY STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL .

RE-WRITING HISTORY...OCT . / NOV . 2015

LOVE SEES TRUTH...AND DOES NOT WORRY ABOUT THE COST .

BERMUDA...1972

IN THE MORNING...AFTER THE RAIN...FOREVER...ALL YOU COULD SEE WAS SQUISHED TOADS .

...SO WE SLID OUR WAY TO THE "PIGGLY WIGGLY " .

CAMP NO SMOKING...OCT . / NOV . 2015

THE IRONY IS...AT "CAMP NO SMOKING "...ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SMOKE .

PARADOX...NOT CONTRADICTION...

I LOVE YOU...I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU...AND I THINK YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT .

DRUGS AND SHIT...

THIS YOUNG MAN ACCUSED ME OF NOT BEING CHRISTIAN....BECAUSE I DID NOT SMOKE DRUGS...POINT...YOU CAN FUCK ANYTHING AROUND .

BREAK THROUGH...

BREAK THROUGH ALL THE SHIT...REACH UP HIGH INTO THE CLOUDS...AND GRAB WHAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOURS MANY YEARS AGO .

OH , TO BE 16

WHAT IS MORE DANGEROUS ON A 16 YEAR OLD MALE...A LOADED PENIS OR A LOADED GUN ???

LIFELINE...

LOVE WILL BECOME YOUR ONLY LIFE LINE...BETTER TO THROW YOUR SCISSORS AWAY THAN TAKE ANY CHANCES .

EVERY VILLAGE NEEDS AN IDIOT...NOV. 24 2015 / DEC . 2015

EVERY VILLAGE NEEDS AN IDIOT...IT BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER SO THEY CAN PISS UPON SOMEONE IN PERFECT UNITY .

BLIND AS A BAT...NOV . 24 2015 / DEC . 2015

MAYBE A SASQUATCH HIDES IN THE WOODS...JUST SO PEOPLE WON'T SEE HIM PICK HIS NOSE...POINT BEING...LIFE , IN ALL ITS BEAUTIFUL INSIGNIFICANCE...CAN TAKE US INTO GOD KNOWS WHAT DIRECTION...AWAY FROM EVERYTHING WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE BONDED TO .

THE MORE BEAUTIFUL...

THE MORE BEAUTIFUL...THE MORE SIMPLE...COMPLICATIONS ARE USUALLY THE RESULT OF A MURKY HEART .

THINKING YOU ARE GOD...

THE IRONY IS...THE MORE YOU THINK YOU ARE GOD...THE LESS YOU ACT LIKE HIM .

TEACHING PEOPLE TO LOVE...

TEACHING PEOPLE TO LOVE...IS LIKE TEACHING THEM TO FLOAT ON TOP OF A PINE TREE .

EASIEST ( bullshit ) FORMULA TO ABIDE BY...

EVERYTHING YOU DO IS RIGHT...EVERYTHING EVERYONE ELSE DOES...IS WRONG .

SIMPLE .

NOTHING CAPTURES TRUTH...

NOTHING CAPTURES TRUTH LIKE  HUMILITY AND AN EMPTY HAND .

TURN AROUND...

THINGS TURN AROUND...WHEN WE DON'T TURN THEM .

MONEY AND FRIENDS...

MONEY DOES BUY FRIENDS...HORRIBLE , HORRIBLE FRIENDS .

SPIRITUAL WORLD...

BREAK THROUGH ALL THE SHIT...REACH INTO LOVE...AND ALLOW LOVE TO DECIDE WHAT WILL APPEAR TO YOU .

TRY HARD...

PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY DO...HARD...AND WHEN IT DOESN'T WORK...THEY DO IT HARDER .

TRY SOMETHING ELSE...ANYTHING ELSE .

LOVE MAKING...

MAY YOUR LOVE MAKING BE MORE LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY...AND LESS LIKE A SASQUATCH .

THE ARROGANT...

THE PLAN IS SO IMMENSE...IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO PERCEIVE...WHICH MEANS , OF COURSE , THE ARROGANT BELIEVE IT IS NOT THERE AT ALL .

WHAT IS GOING ON ??? OCT . / NOV . 2015

EVERY TIME YOU MASTURBATE...A UNICORN DROPS DEAD...brought to you by organized religion .

THE GRAND ILLUSION...OCT . / NOV . 2015

SOME PEOPLE ARE GOOD...SOME BAD...THE MAJORITY...JUST LOST .

FISHING MACKEREL ....OCT . / NOV . 2015

ULTIMATELY , THE VILLAGE IDIOT HELPS US TO ALL FEEL BETTER ABOUT OURSELVES .

GIVE OR TAKE...5 % OF ANY RELIGION...CRAZY FOR CO-CO PUFFS

GIVE OR TAKE...5 % OF ANY RELIGION IS CRAZY FOR CO-CO PUFFS...THAT IS...DARK , DISTURBED AND WILLING TO BLOW UP ANY FUCKING THING IN REACH...THIS IS NOT A MUSLIM PROBLEM...IT IS A SEXUALLY REPRESSED , HATE MONGERING ASS HOLE PROBLEM...AND IT COMES IN ALL COLORS...RELIGIONS...SHAPES AND SIZES...JUST ASK A BLACK MAN LIVING IN THE SOUTH .

THREE PATHS...NOV . 14 2015

NEXT TIME YOU RAISE SOMEONE FROM THE DEAD...MAKE SURE YOU ARE MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE .

LOVE...

LOVE MAKES LIFE VIVID...AND YOUR BLOOD A BRIGHTER SHADE OF RED .

THE BLUE MONKEYS...

YOU KNEW NOTHING ABOUT THE BLUE MONKEYS...UNTIL THEY ATTACKED...NOW YOU ARE A FUCKING EXPERT .

LOVE RESPONDS...OCT . / NOV . 2015

DEATH HAS MANY PURPOSES...NOT THE LEAST OF WHICH...IS CREATING NEW LIFE I

KARMA...OCT . / NOV . 2015

IN ORDER TO PREDICT KARMA...YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE GOD .

SASQUATCH COUNTRY...

SASQUATCH COUNTRY...the new innovative book by stu strang...life changing...find it on FLARMOLOGY .

SLUGS FUCK...

SLUGS FUCK WITHOUT A HIDDEN AGENDA .

THE BIG STICK...OCT . / NOV 2015

LIFE IS A GAY MINISTER IN A STRAIGHT CHURCH...BATTERIES  NOT INCLUDED .

THE FOOT OF DESPAIR...

DO NOT LET YOUR CRAB OF LIFE BE CRUSHED BY THE FOOT OF DESPAIR .

WILL FUCKIN' UP...FUCK YOU UP ???

IT IS NOT THE INGREDIENTS...IT IS WHAT YOU COOK THEM IN .

BAD WORDS...

there is no such thing as a bad word...for example...FUCK , you are wonderful...or...i would LOVE to kill you...see what i mean ???

BLESSED ARE THE PURE...OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...

A PURE INDIVIDUAL NEEDS A PURE HEART...LIKE A FIRST RATE MASTURBATOR  NEEDS A FIRST RATE LUBRICANT...OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT .

AVOIDING ALCOHOL ABUSE...

AVOIDING ALCOHOL ABUSE...IS NOT WITCHCRAFT .

LIFE UP YOUR ASS...

LIFE IS A CHOICE...AND YOU CAN CHOOSE BETTER THAN TO STICK IT UP YOUR ASS .

LIFE IS A CHOICE...

SMILE...YOUR MAGIC DUCK IS JUST A GOOSE AWAY .

DECEITFUL WORLD...

WHEN SOMEONE IS LYING TO YOU ABOUT EVERYTHING...IT IS HARD TO BELIEVE THEY ARE NOT LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE .

LOVE SEES ALL THINGS...

LOVE SEES ALL THINGS...WHICH , OF COURSE...MEANS LOVE HAS HAD A HARD FUCKING TIME .

LOVE AND THE TOILET...

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU FLUSH DOWN YOUR TOILET...LOVE TAKES UPON ITSELF THE STRANGEST FORMS .

GOD...

GOD MADE EDGES...SO WE COULD LET GO OF THEM .

THE VILLAGE IDIOT

EVERY VILLAGE NEEDS AN IDIOT...AND TWO IS BETTER THAN ONE...BUT THAT'S ABOUT IT...DO NOT TRY FOR THREE .

EVERYDAY...

EVERYDAY YOU WAKE UP...DO YOU SEE YOURSELF A BIT DIFFERENTLY ????

GOD THE ALL LOVING...

I LIKE GOD THE ALL LOVING...BETTER THAN GOD THE BIG FUCKING EXCUSE FOR ALL YOUR DUMB SHIT .

TRUTH IS LIKE WATER...

TRUTH IS LIKE WATER...IT WILL ALWAYS FIND A PATH .

BEFORE YOU CRY A LAKE-FULL OF TEARS...

BEFORE YOU CRY A LAKE- FULL OF TEARS...LEARN HOW TO SWIM .

SEX , MONEY , POWER...

SEX , MONEY AND POWER...BEAUTIFUL...OR FUCKING ROTTEN...DEPENDING UPON THE MOTIVATION .

HOLY OF HOLY...OCT . / NOV. 2015

SEX , MONEY AND POWER...THE PRICE OF ADMISSION .

THE THIRD ROAD...OCT . 31 2015

THE ROAD OF POVERTY...THE ROAD OF BEAUTY...AND THE ROAD OF REALITY...IT MAY... ( THE ROAD OF REALITY , THAT IS )...QUITE POSSIBLY...APPEAR TO BE NOTHING SPECIAL...OR ANYTHING AT ALL...IT ALL DEPENDS .

DR . FEELGOOD...OCT . / NOV . 2015

YOUR PENIS IS NOT A ROD THAT LEADS YOU INTO ALL TRUTH...IT IS FUCKING CLOSE TO THE OPPOSITE , ACTUALLY .

PEACEFUL , EASY FEELING ???

HAS ANYONE EVER SAID THAT THEY WANT TO PURSUE A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE THEY ENJOY SHIT SLINGING CONTESTS OVER A PEACEFUL , EASY FEELING ???

WELL , SOME DO !!!

UNDERSTANDING...OCT . / NOV . 2015

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY ARE FINE...WHAT DOES IT MEAN ??? THAT THEY FINALLY DESTROYED THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY UNIT ??? WHAT ???

EVERY VILLAGE NEEDS AN IDIOT...NOV . / DEC . 2015

SOME ARE ADDICTED TO CONFLICT...KEEP AWAY .

SOME RIVERS...

SOME RIVERS HIDE SHIT ON THE BOTTOM...OTHERS CARRY SECRETS INTO ETERNITY .

MILLIONS AND MILLIONS INVOLVED IN RELIGION RELIGION IN SOUTH KOREA ???

YOU MIGHT GET RELIGION , TOO , IF SOME ASS HOLE , MANIAC , ARMED TO THE FUCKING TEETH LIVED A FEW MILES FROM YOUR HOUSE .

ASS HOLE

EVEN IF AN ASS HOLE COULD SPEAK 37 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES...IT IS STILL AN ASS HOLE .

A MAN AT WAR WITH HIMSELF...

A MAN AT WAR WITH HIMSELF...WILL SHOVE A BOMB UP HIS OWN ASS , EVENTUALLY .

SPERM AND WORLD PEACE...

EVERY SPERM THAT IS FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET...IS A STEP TOWARD WORLD PEACE .

LYING TO YOURSELF...

LYING TO YOURSELF...THE NEW SOCCER .

REALITY...AGAIN...

REALITY COULD BE WEARING A RUBBER BAND AROUND ITS PENIS...BUT IT HAS TO ADMIT IT .

TOAST...

WE ARE TOAST...AND THE UNIVERSE IS THE TOASTER .

REALITY HAS...

REALITY HAS SHARP TEETH .

BALLS OF INTEGRITY...

MAY THE BALLS OF INTEGRITY...DANGLE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS .

IN A BILLION YEARS TIME...OCT . 24 2015

IN A BILLION YEARS TIME...WILL WE BE A BILLION YEARS CLOSER TO LOVE...OR FATHER AWAY ???

I BELIEVE IN MUSIC

THERE ARE MANY FORMS OF SPIRITUAL COMMUNICATION...AND YOUR SOUL WILL BENEFIT FROM EVERY LAST ONE .

EVERY ACT OF LOVE...

EVERY ACT OF LOVE...BOUNCES AROUND THE UNIVERSE FOREVER .

KILLER WHALES...

MAYBE WE ARE NOT GOD'S SPECIAL PETS...MAYBE THAT HONOR GOES TO THE KILLER WHALES...THING IS...GOD WANTED THEM TO SACRIFICE A MESSIAH...AND THEY TURNED IT INTO A PARTY...GET ME ???  

YOUR SPIRIT...

YOUR SPIRIT CAN BRING INTO EXISTENCE...BEAUTIFUL THINGS THAT THE UNIVERSE WAS FOUNDED UPON .

FUCKED UP

"SUCK MY DICK "...SAID THE SPIDER TO THE FLY..." I WOULD LOVE TO...BUT I AM AFRAID YOU WOULD POISON ME ".

...AND THUS BEGAN THE AGE OF POWER ABUSE .

ADDICTIONS

SO YOU TAKE THE EASY ROAD...EVERY DAY UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE...THEN THERE HE IS...SAINT PETER...PAUL AND MARRY ARE PLAYING CHECKERS IN THE BACK GROUND .

...DAY IS DONE .

MORE ON FUCK-EYES...

I WOULD RATHER BE A FUCK-EYES THAT CAN SEE THE BEAUTY IN LIFE...THAN A NORMAL EYES THAT DOES NOT .

PEACE , LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING...

peace is nice...in the words of janis joplin...HEY , BABE...TAKE ANOTHER LITTLE PEACE OF MY HEART .

JESUS AND HIS WRECKING CREW...

DON'T YOU FIND IT FUNNY THAT JESUS COULD ONLY GET A CHURCH OF 72...AND WE HAVE CHURCHES OF HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS ??? ( NOT HA HA FUNNY...THE OTHER ONE ) .

HOLE IN YOUR HEART...

MAY THE HOLE IN YOUR HEART BE SMALLER THAN THE ONE IN YOUR ASS .

LOVE IS...

LOVE IS A BAND AID...BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT OF ITS BOX .

IN A BILLION YEARS TIME...OCT . 24 2015

DID YOU EVER THINK THAT , JUST MAYBE...WE ARE ESSENTIALLY STILL PRIMEVAL SLIME...AND IN ANOTHER 100, 000 , 000 YEARS OR SO...WE MIGHT JUST WAKE UP ???

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

SOME PEOPLE FEEL MORE SECURE WITH THE ENTIRE CREW OF THE "TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE"...THAN THEY DO LOVE...IT JUST MAKES THEM FEEL AT HOME .

GOOD FUCKING PIE...

MY LAST WORDS BEFORE THEY DROP THE BOMB ON ME..."THIS IS GOOD FUCKING COCONUT CREAM PIE" .

DECISIONS IN FEAR...

MAKING A DECISION OUT OF FEAR...IS LIKE HAVING A SHIT ON A YETI WHILE HE IS ASLEEP .

LOVE NEVER FAILS...

LOVE NEVER FAILS...PEOPLE DO .

POCKET PUSSY MORAL QUESTIONS...

IF TWO FRIENDS GIVE YOU A POCKET PUSSY...AND YOU TELL THE MORE INSECURE FRIEND THAT YOU LIKE HIS POCKET PUSSY BETTER...BUT YOU REALLY DON'T...IS THAT A LIE ???

LOVE WILL REFLECT...

LOVE WILL REFLECT ITSELF...UPON AND OFF EVERY HUMBLE SOUL .

LOVEWAY...

YOUR LOVE WAY...IS YOUR PATHWAY .

THE BEAUTY OF NOTHING

LOVE IS ETERNAL...AND THE LESS BAGGAGE YOU HAVE...THE LESS YOU HAVE TO GET IN ITS WAY .

GET THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR EARS...

" GET THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR EARS"... MAY JUST BE ONE OF THE MOST PROFOUND STATEMENTS YOU MAY EVER HEAR .

EVOLUTION...

IF YOU ARE NOT EVOLVING TO A GREATER MANIFESTATION OF LOVE...THEN CLIMB BACK INTO YOUR FUCKING TREE .

JOY IS....

JOY IS THE ABSENCE OF DESIRE .

RETRIEVER...

EVERY TIME YOU SEE A RETRIEVER...REMEMBER...THAT POOR LITTLE FUCKER WENT THROUGH AT LEAST ONE TRAUMA TO BRING YOU THAT KINDNESS .

LIFE...WHO WILL SURVIVE ???

IF YOU CAN'T STAND YOUR OWN COMPANY...THEN WHY INFLICT IT UPON SOMEONE ELSE ???

KANGAROO FIGHT...

WATCHING TWO KANGAROOS FIGHT...I CAN BE ASSURED OF ONE THING...NEITHER ONE WAS A BOY KANGAROO .

A PARASITE EATING AWAY AT YOUR BRAIN IS NOT BEAUTIFUL...

SOME THINGS IN LIFE ARE UGLY...WHICH ONES ARE THOSE ??? THE UGLY ONES .

REAL...

REAL IS BEAUTIFUL...EVEN IF IT IS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO HANDLE .

FUCK-EYES...

MY FATHER USED TO CALL ME FUCK-EYES...BUT , OH...WHAT AMAZING THINGS I COULD SEE WITH MY FUCK-EYES .

BEAUTY...

IF YOU THINK GODZILLA IS BEAUTIFUL...YOU PROBABLY WERE BRIBED BY HIS BUSINESS MANAGER .

GODZILLA IS NOT REALLY THERE...

WHY DO I SEE GODZILLA WHEN I LOOK OUT MY WINDOW ??? I AM REMINDED OF HOW BIG MY SHIT IS...AND HOW WE ARE NOT MEANT TO TAKE CARE OF IT ALL BY OURSELVES .

...WE NEED COMMUNITY TO MAKE LIFE WORK .

LOVE AND DEATH...

THE IRONY IS...THE MORE YOU HAVE ACTUALLY LOVED SOMEONE...THE EASIER IT IS TO LET THEM GO...REGRETS DEMAND ANOTHER CHANCE...REGRETS ARE A HOLE THAT CANNON BE FILLED .

REALITY...

REALITY SOMETIMES RIDES ON THE BACK OF THE LOCH NESS MONSTER ...HOWEVER...SO DO A LOT OF OTHER THINGS .

AGENDA...I HAVE FOUND A PURPOSE FOR THEM...

TAKE YOUR AGENDA...AND WIPE YOUR ASS WITH IT .

DON'T BE A TURD...

MONEY CAN HELP YOU NOT LOOK LIKE SHIT...BUT TURDS WITH EXPENSIVE JACKETS...SEEM KINDA WEIRD .

MYSTERY SLUTS...

SOME SLUTS....ONLY LIKE VIRGINS...WE CALL THESE...THE MYSTERY SLUTS .

HIDE AND SEEK...

YOU CAN ONLY HIDE YOURSELF SO LONE...UNTIL YOU CAN NEVER FIND YOURSELF AGAIN .

END OF THE WORLD...

WE ARE CLOSER TO THE END OF THE WORLD...THAN WE HAVE EVER BEEN .

SHIT EATER...

WHEN SHIT EATER TELLS YOU HE IS NOT FULL OF SHIT...DO NOT BELIEVE HIM .

TRUTH...

TRUTH IS A LIQUID...IT MAKES ITS OWN PATH .

PEOPLE

PEOPLE ARE MORE SUSPICIOUS OF THOSE WHO CARE FOR THEM THAN THOSE WHO WANT TO MURDER THEM .

TWO ROADS...FEB. 27 2010

I SAW THIS LADY WALKING A CRIB...FOR WHATEVER REASON I IMMEDIATELY CONCLUDED THERE WAS A CAT INSIDE...SURE ENOUGH...THERE WAS...BUT WAS IT A CAT ??? OR A PIECE OF HER MISSING SOUL ???

THE WORLD WHERE YOU LIVE

A PENIS WILL JOURNEY LONG AND HARD TO BECOME A DICK...A MAN WILL JOURNEY PRETTY FUCKING FAR TO BECOME A SHADOW OF HIS FORMER SELF .

PERCEPTION

IT IS NOT THAT WE LOOK OUT OF OUR ASS THAT IS SUCH A BAD THING...IT IS THAT WE LOOK OUT OUR ASS AND EXPECT TO SEE RAINBOWS .

PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY DO...

PEOPLE DO WHAT THEY DO BECAUSE...AS FAR AS THEY ARE CONCERNED...THEY DO NOT .

REVERSE CULT...MAR . 6 2010

EVERYONE IS IN THIS CULT CALLED EARTH...AND THE HARDER THEY TRY TO CONVINCE YOU THEY ARE NOT...THE MORE THEY ARE .

TAKING LIFE

YOUR LIFE IS NOT YOURS...COME TO THINK OF IT...NEITHER IS YOUR PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH .

JERK YOUR DICK AROUND...

JERK YOUR DICK AROUND...NOT THOSE WHO CARE FOR YOU .

WORLD LEADERS...

BEFORE WORLD LEADERS ARE ALLOWED TO MAKE MAJOR DECISIONS...THEY SHOULD ALL HAVE TO MASTURBATE .

FUCKING WITH YOUR HEAD...

IF THIS WORLD IS NOT FUCKING WITH YOUR HEAD...YOU ARE DOING LIFE WRONG .

LOVE IS...

LOVE IS BEFORE TIME...AND AFTER YOUR DOG STOPS BARKING AT THE PAPER BOY .

FOCUS

TRY NOT TO FOCUS ON WHAT IS GOOD OR BAD...FOCUS UPON WHAT REALLY HAPPENS...THEN DEAL WITH THE HIT .

SEX

CONTROL...UNION...SATISFACTION...VIOLENCE...JOY.. AWARENESS...THESE AND MANY MORE ARE THE FRUIT OF SEX...TELL ME...WHAT IN THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MARRIAGE ???

BEING A MAN...

BEFORE YOU PUT A GUN TO MY HEAD AND TELL ME TO SAY THAT I AM NOT A MAN...OR YOU WILL SHOOT...JUST ONE THING...BEING REFEREED TO AS A MAN IN THIS CIVILIZATION...MEANS SWEET FUCK ALL TO ME .

CONNECTION...

REAL CONNECTION DOES NOT MURDER FEAR...IT JUST TIES ITS BALLS TO THE FENCE .

LIFE'S IRONIES...

ONE OF LIFE'S GREATEST IRONIES...THE LESS YOU LOVE SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU...THE GREATER THE MOURNING WHEN THEY PASS .

CLOUDS...

BETTER A CLOUD OVER YOUR HEAD...THAN A TURD IN YOUR BRAIN .

BAD PERSON...

A BAD PERSON IS NOT SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU WANT .

THE PRICE YOU PAY

LOVE IS FREE...YOU KNOW...BESIDES COSTING EVERYTHING .

BELIEFS...

DO NOT PICK YOUR BELIEFS LIKE YOU PICK YOUR CLOTHES.

GO EAT SHIT...

WHEN YOU TELL PEOPLE TO "GO EAT SHIT"...JUST MAKE SURE THEY ARE NOT STANDING ON YOUR CARPET .

THE REAL LAW

THE JOURNEY IS LOVE , PEACE , JOY , SORROW , TENDERNESS...THE LAW IS...DON'T RIDE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE FUCKING ROAD .

WHEN THE SMOKE CLEARS

IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TO SEE THE LUMP OF BULLSHIT IN YOUR BEDROOM...STICK PLASTIC MEN INSIDE IT AND TELL THEM IT IS A BATTLE GROUND ...AND SAME WITH THE BULLSHIT WITHIN .

TRUSTWORTHY...

A TRUSTWORTHY PERSON...UNDERSTANDS WHEN THEY ARE NOT BEING TRUSTWORTHY .

BELIEF SYSTEM...

A HEALTHY BELIEF SYSTEM...WILL PROPEL YOU TO GREATER HEIGHTS .

GOLD...

BEING GOOD AT SOMETHING MAY POSSIBLY HELP...BEING IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME...THERE IS YOUR POT OF GOLD , MY FRIEND .

BOUNDARIES REVISITED

HOPE THE OTHER HAS THE CAPACITY TO UNDERSTAND TRUTH...BUT DON'T EXPECT IT .

LIGHT AND KINDNESS ARE YOUR TWO GREATEST TOOLS...POLITENESS , DECEIT  AND AGENDA...ARE THREE OF THE MANY TOOLS WORKING AGAINST YOU .

JUST BECAUSE...

JUST BECAUSE HE HAS MY SAME FIRST NAME...DOESN'T MEAN HE IS ME .

LIFE IS...

IF I EVER HAVE A KID , I WILL NAME HIM TUMAC...AND IF HE ASKS ME WHY...I WILL JUST LAUGH .

LIFE IS A CRAZY FUCKING JOURNEY .

SQUEEZE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS...

IT IS NOT HOW YOU SQUEEZE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS...IT IS WHO YOU THROW IT AT ONCE IT GETS THERE .

DON'T PLAY WITH MY HART

LOVE IS AS WEAK AS IT IS STRONG...WHY TAKE ANY CHANCES ???

GOD SAID...

AND GOD SAID..."LET THERE BE LIGHT "...WHAT MAN HEARD WAS..."LET THERE BE LIGHT...SO WE CAN THROW SHIT AT IT "...CLOSE...BUT NO COOKIE .

COMPLICATIONS...

THE MORE COMPLICATED THINGS BECOME...THE HARDER IT IS TO DRINK THEM ALL AWAY .

THE DARK HEART...

THE DARKER THE HEART...THE BETTER THE ROLE PLAYING .

BACK STABBERS...

BACK STABBERS ARE NOT A MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE .

FUCKING UP...THE BENEFITS...

SOMETIMES IT IS BETTER IF YOU FUCK UP...THAT WAY , AS FAR AS YOU ARE CONCERNED...SHE LEFT YOU BECAUSE YOU SCREWED HER SISTER...YOU KNOW ??? AS OPPOSED TO YOU SIMPLY BEING UNLOVABLE .

HOMEWARD BOUND...NOV . 20 2010

PEOPLE WHO RUN AWAY FROM LOVE...USUALLY REFER TO IT AS SOMETHING ELSE .

ABUSE OR BE ABUSED

THOSE WHO ABUSE...THOSE WHO ARE ABUSED...THEY FIND EACH OTHER...BEGIN TO PLAY THEIR ROLE...AND SMEAR BULLSHIT ON TOP .

THE MOST INTERESTING TURD...

SOMEBODY HAD THE MOST INTERESTING TURD EVER CRAPPED...I WONDER...DID THIS HELP OR HURT THEIR SELF-ESTEEM ???

WE BEE...

WE ARE ALL BEES...AND WE SHOULD FIND A BALANCE BETWEEN BUZZING OFF...AND ATTENDING TO THE NEEDS OF THE HIVE .

HOLDING IT TOGETHER...

IF LOVE IS NOT HOLDING IT TOGETHER...THEN LET IT FALL APART .

LOVE IS EVERYWHERE...

LOVE IS FOUND EVERYWHERE...IT IS EXTRACTING IT THAT IS THE PROBLEM .

GREATER THE TRUTH

THE GREATER THE TRUTH...THE GREATER THE LIE ATTACHED TO IT .

GO INSANE...

ONLY THE INSANE PEOPLE...ARE COMPLETELY CONVINCED OF THEIR SANITY .

THE PURCHASING DOCTRINE...

HARD TO BELIEVE...BUT...IF THEY ARE NOT SELLING IT...YOU CANNOT BUY IT .

HOW BIG IS YOUR NEED ???

HOW BIG IS YOUR NEED...BEFORE YOU CAN NO LONGER SEE THAT IT IS A WEREWOLF ATTACKING YOU ???

GETTING RID OF A FRIEND...

THE BEST WAY TO GET RID OF A FRIEND...MAKE THEM FEEL IMPORTANT...MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT USED TO IT AND THEY WILL SUSPECT THE WORST .

MY OWN SUNSHINE...

I CAN MAKE MY OWN FUCKING SUNSHINE , SUNSHINE .

GOOD CHRISTIAN BOYS DON'T MASTURBATE...

GOOD CHRISTIAN BOYS DON'T MASTURBATE...WHICH MEANS , OF COURSE...THERE ARE NO GOOD CHRISTIAN BOYS .

INVESTMENT PLAN...

INVESTING IN YOURSELF...IS NOT INVESTING IN PEOPLE .

SEEING LOVE...

IF YOU CANNOT SEE LOVE...IT IS NOT BECAUSE IT BUGGERED OFF SOMEWHERE .

LIFE...

MORE THE MAJORITY...LIFE IS SIMPLY HAVING EVERYTHING BLOWN TO RAT SHIT...AND PUTTING IT BACK TOGETHER WITH ONLY THE HELP OF YOUR DICK .

INTRO . TO FEAR

THE FEAR THAT PROPELS YOU INTO BULLSHIT...WILL MAKE YOU BELIEVE THAT THE BULLSHIT IS ACTUALLY GOLD .

GETTING AWAY WITH IT

TEACH PEOPLE THAT MASTURBATION IS A STATUS SYMBOL...YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED HOW QUICKLY THE SOCIAL CLIMATE CHANGES .

THEOLOGY...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

SOME RELIGIONS YOU EAT SOULS WITH A FORK...SOME WITH A SPOON...ALL IN ALL...IT IS ALL JUST ABOUT THE SAME .

YELLOW BRICK ROAD...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

TIME MAY NOT EXIST...WHAT DOES EXIST IS NOW...SUCK ITS TITS !!!

DEMANDING GOD...

DON'T DEMAND GOD TO MAKE YOU UNDEMANDING...THERE ARE NO LOOPHOLES .

RINGS AROUND THE TREE...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

DO NOT DEFINE THE VALUE OF THE ROAD YOU ARE TRAVELLING ON...BY THE SHIT OR LACK OF SHIT IN THE DITCH .

LOVE LEADS...WE LIGHT UP A SMOKE

WE ARE CONSTANTLY BEING DRAWN TOWARD LOVE...WE ARE ALSO BEING DRAWN TOWARD SELFISH AMBITION...YOU CAN TELL WHICH ONE IS WINNING BY HOW MANY WORDS IN A TYPICAL CONVERSATION YOU HAVE TO TWIST AROUND .

ON THE ROAD...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

THE ROAD THAT TAKES YOU TO THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE...SYSTEMATICALLY ELIMINATES ALL YOUR EXCUSES TO SAY LIFE IS BORING .

SEX PROFILES

MAYBE THERE ARE AS MANY SEX PROFILES...AS THERE ARE PEOPLE .

LOVE IS...

LOVE IS ORGANIC...RELIGION IS GENERIC .

JESUS COLA...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

GATHER TOGETHER IN LOVE AND PEACE...THEN PROTECT  WITH YOUR LIFE .

CO-DEPENDENCE AND LICKING BALLS...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

TWO ROADS...ONE...CO-DEPENDENCE...THE OTHER...NOT GIVING A FLYING FUCK...THERE IS A THIRD...SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE...AND ONLY A CLEAR HEART CAN FIND IT .

CAT SEX OPERATION...

I DREAMED THAT MY CAT'S SEX OPERATION WAS ALL SCREWED UP...AND THEY TURNED HIM INTO A DOG .

FLUID...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT...AND MORE IMPORTANTLY...DON'T EAT SHIT .

FUCKING UP AND SEX...

BEFORE YOU MAKE A DECISION...REMEMBER...FUCKING UP THINGS IS THE ONLY THING PEOPLE ARE MORE ADDICTED TO THAN SEX .

EVERY MOVE...

EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE...IS THE PRODUCT OF THE LIFE YOU LIVED .

LOVE AND ANGER...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

THE MORE OBSTACLES IN THE WAY OF DOING THE LOVING THING...THE MORE BEAUTIFUL THE OUTCOME .  

A SECOND FROM HELL...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

THIS YOUNG MAN CONFESSED HIS HOMOSEXUALITY TO ME...FROM THAT DAY ON...HE NO LONGER SAW ME AS A HUMAN...BUT THE POSSESSOR OF HIS SECRET...EVERY TIME I BREATHED...HE WOULD RESENT IT .

GETTING WHERE U R GOING...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

I WOULD RATHER DIE LIKE A PIG *...THAN LIVE MY LIFE IN SELFISH AMBITION .

* HOPEFULLY A PIG THAT WAS SCREWED TO DEATH .

A SAMPLE OF MY BOOK..." spiritual awareness"...CHECK OUT THE BLOG !!!

MY BROTHER'S CLAIM TO FAME IS THAT HE SCREWED ONE OF THE GREATEST SUPERSTARS IN THE HISTRY OF OUR COUNTRY...THIS IS PROBABLY A LIE , HOWEVER .

WHAT IS TRUE IS THAT HE USED TO STEAL MY MOTHER'S VODKA AND REPLACE IT WITH WATER...THIS IS NOT NEARLY AS ROMANTIC , BUT FOR A MANIAC , FAIRLY CREATIVE , ANYWAY .

EMBRACE AND LEARN...

IF YOU TELL YOUR SOUL WHAT TO FEEL...IT WILL TELL YOU TO FUCK OFF .

WALK THE DINOSAUR...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

AS LONG AS WE SEE THE DINOSAUR...OUR VISION IS CAPTURED...A BLANK SURROUNDING...AND WHO AND WHAT WE ARE WOULD QUICKLY BE MANIFESTING ALL AROUND US .

SUMMER CAMP 1971 OR 1972

KEITH AND I WENT TO SUMMER CAMP...WE WASHED DISHES AND ATE SHIT...THEY TOLD US A STORY ABOUT AN INDIAN WHO MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE SQUISHED A BIRD IN HIS HAND .

WHY IS IT FUCKED UP ??? JUNE / JULY 2015

ENDANGERED SPECIES TASTE BETTER...BECAUSE EATING THEM MAKES US FEEL POWERFUL AND IN CONTROL .

TRUTH AS A WEAPON...JUNE / JULY 2015

MAYBE WE ARE FUCKED UP...BECAUSE GOD DELIGHTS IN THE ONE IN A THOUSAND WHO GETS UNFUCKED .

RUN AWAY...JUNE / JULY 2015

WHEN YOU RUN AWAY...YOU WILL EITHER RUN DIRECTLY INTO WHAT YOU ARE RUNNING AWAY FROM...OR SOON DISCOVER YOU GOT NO LEGS .

ONLY LOVE IS REAL...

PEOPLE KNOW THAT SOME THINGS ARE REAL AND SOME ARE NOT...THEY JUST DON'T BELIEVE THAT THIS CONCEPT EXTENDS BEYOND THE END OF THEIR SHOES .

POINT...IF SOMETHING ISN'T REAL...THEN IT REALLY DOESN'T EXIST , AT LEAST IN ANY RELEVANT WAY .

LIVE ON ARRIVAL...JUNE / JULY 2015

YOU KNOW YOU ARE FIGHTING YOURSELF...NOW FIGURE OUT WHO YOURSELF IS .

WORD OF MOUTH...JUNE / JULY 2015

WHAT IS HEARD AND WHAT IS SAID...THE MOST IMPORTANT MARRIAGE .

RUTHLESS PEOPLE...JUNE / JULY 2015

WHEN ALL BUT LOVE DISAPPEARS...HOLD ONTO YOUR DICK...AND PRAY YOUR INTEGRITY HAS JUST AS MUCH BLOOD FLOWING THROUGH IT .

SOULS ARE LIKE DOGS...

SOULS ARE LIKE DOGS...DON'T DRESS THEM UP TO LOOK STUPID .

THE JOURNEY...

LIFE IS A JOURNEY...,MAKE SURE IT IS NOT THE JOURNEY SOMEONE STUCK UP YOUR ASS .

LAST NIGHT AT SUPPER...

LAST NIGHT AT SUPPER MY DAUGHTER TOLD ME SHE HAD SEX WITH HER  BIOLOGY TEACHER...I SAID..."WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH PASSING THE CARROTS ???"

THE BUILDING PLACE FOR EMOTIONAL EXHAUSTION...

THERE ARE TWO WAYS TO DO SOMETHING...THE LOVING WAY...OR TAKE ALL 17 BILLION POSSIBLE OUTCOMES INTO CONSIDERATION .

THE GOLDFISH OF OBSERVATION...

THE GOLDFISH OF OBSERVATION SAYS..." I DON'T CARE IF YOU OR GAY , STRAIGHT , INTO MARTIANS...WHATEVER...BUT IF YOU ARE NOT...WHAT'S THAT THING DOING IN YOUR MOUTH ??? "

THE NATURE OF THE BEAST...JUNE / JULY 2015

WHEN I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE...THE VULTURES APPEARED...AND THEY FORGOT THE MEDICAL KIT .

EGO-OLOGY...JUNE / JULY 2015

THE EGO IS THE SHIT WE DUMP ON OURSELVES TO HIDE THE SHIT .

FALLEN ANGEL...JUNE / JULY 2015

LIFE IS NOT PRECIOUS...BUT WHAT WE DO WITH IT IS .

EGG FUCKER...

THERE ARE MANY THINGS PEOPLE DO WITH SCRAMBLED EGGS AFTER THEY ARE INADVERTENTLY SCRAMBLED...LIKE HIDE THEM...LIE...STEAL YOUR NEIGHBORS
EGGS AND GIVE THEM YOURS .

WHAT THEY DON'T DO IS FESS UP...AND OPEN A DOOR FOR POTENTIAL HEALING.

IT AIN'T THE FUCKING AROUND WITH THE EGGS THAT MATTERS...IT IS HOW YOU DEAL WITH IT AFTERWARD .

A WORLD MASTURBATED WITH BOTH HANDS...JUNE / JULY 2015

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU THINK OF...IT MAY GOBBLE SOMEONE'S SOUL .

GROWING...JUNE / JULY 2015

EVERY TIME YOU STUMBLE...LOVE STUMBLES WITH YOU...IT HAS NO LACK OF HUMILITY .

FACE THE MUSIC...

LOOK DEATH STRAIGHT IN THE ASS AND TELL IT HOW YOU FEEL .

THE BALLAD OF STUMPY...

SOME PEOPLE GET A RUSH BY HAVING SEX BY A CROCODILE INFESTED LAKE...AS THEY HOBBLE BY YOU WITH ONE LEG...DO NOT MOCK...BUT GIVE NO SYMPATHE , EITHER .

LIFE IS...

LIFE IS A METAPHOR...BUT FOR WHAT ???

EASY MONEY...JUNE / JULY 2015

MONEY...THE NEW SEX WHEN IT COMES TO SHIT YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT .

GODZILLA AND MOTHRA...

THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD , WHO THINK THAT MOTHRA COULD ACTUALLY HOLD HIS OWN WITH GODZILLA IN A ONE ON ONE CONFLICT...THING IS...IF PEOPLE ARE DELUDED IN THIS AREA OF THEIR MIND...WHY WOULD THE OTHERS BE ANY DIFFERENT ???

HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH SUCH A PERSON .

STRENGTH IN LOVE...

A STRONG RELATIONSHIP...STRENGTHENS OTHER RELATIONSHIPS .

SPIRITUAL POOPER...

WE HAVE A SPIRITUAL POOPER...WE OPEN OUR HEARTS INSTEAD OF OUR HOLES .

USE IT !!!

SUMMER 2005...GIVE OR TAKE

I PLAYED THIS LADY A GAME OF TENNIS ON THE BASIS OF HER BILLING HERSELF AS SEMI-PROFESSIONAL...FIVE MINUTES LATER...SHE IS BITCHING THAT I AM HITTING THE BALL TOO HARD .

POINT : SOME PEOPLE ARE SIMPLY FULL OF SHIT .

20 YEARS TO LIFE...

LIFE...20 YEARS BEING FUCKED AROUND...THE NEXT 60 EATING FRIED CHICKEN , TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF IT ALL .

COSMIC PER PORTIONS...

YOU DON'T SPEAK ANY LANGUAGE...BUT I CAN TELL BY THE WAY YOU TWITCH YOUR NOSE...YOU HAVE A REVELATION OF COSMIC PER PORTIONS .

YOUR SOUL IS A LAKE...

YOUR SOUL IS A LAKE...UNFORGIVENESS IS A DAM...AND THE BEAVERS HAVE GONE ALL FUCKING NUTS .

THE PRICKS AND THE ILLUSIONS...

DO YOU KNOW WHO IS NOT AFRAID OF BEING A MISERABLE LITTLE PRICK ??? A MISERABLE LITTLE PRICK !!! IT IS THEIR POTATO SOUP...BUT THEY BELIEVE IT TO BE T-BONE STEAK .

ROBBIE THE MOOSE...

AND ALL THE MOOSE WALKED SIDEWAYS...EXCEPT FOR ROBBIE...WHO NEVER GOT ANY SEX .

HOLDING IT ALL TOGETHER...

THE PROBLEM IS THE GLUE THAT HOLDS RELATIONSHIPS TOGETHER...IT IS FUCKING BUBBLEGUM .

EXPLORING YOUR SEXUALITY AND GRAMMAR WITH YODA...

IS BLOW JOB A COMPOUND WORD...HUMMMMM...I KNOW NOT , I DO .

LIFE...HOW WELL CAN YOU BULLSHIT...( THE NEW HONESTY )

TWO THINGS ABOUT DEFENDING YOURSELF IN COURT...ONE...YOU NEVER WIN...TWO...YOU LOSE SO FUCKING BADLY...YOU NEVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT IT AS LONG AS YOU LIVE...HENCE...THE NEXT GENERATION OF SELF-DEFENDERS DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY ARE GETTING THEMSELVES INTO .

SPIRITUALITY...

IN CASE YOU HAVE NOT FIGURED IT OUT...SPIRITUALITY IS JUST ABOUT THE OPPOSITE OF RELIGION...LIKE COMPARING WATER TO A METAL .

THE PHONE CALL...

SO WHILE MY FRIEND , JIM , WAS CALLING ME ON THE PHONE...( " DRING , DRING ")...HE LOOKS ACROSS THE ROAD...AND THERE I AM...SO...IN ALL HIS INFINITE WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE...AND KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM...HE HANGS THE PHONE UP...GOOD MOVE , JIM .

TWO TAILED MONKEY...

I AM ONLY AS WEIRD AS A TWO TAILED MONKEY...IF THE LEFT TAIL IS THE DOMINANT ONE .

THERE IS A GOOD KIND OF FEAR...

I ONCE KNEW A GENTLEMAN WHO CHALLENGED AN ENTIRE MOTORBIKE GANG TO A FIGHT OVER THE BEST BRAND OF GUITAR .

MURDERER...

...SO...WHAT YOU ARE TELLING ME IS...I THINK YOU HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE A MURDERER...AND YOU ARE SO CONVINCED IT IS NOT TRUE...YOU WANT TO KILL ME FOR SAYING IT ???

THAT'S JUST DANDY !!!

WHIPLASH...JUNE / JULY 2015

HOW DO YOU CONTROL ??? FIND OUT WHAT SOMEONE NEEDS EMOTIONALLY...AND OFFER IT ON THE END OF A STICK .

DON'T LET LIFE...

THE AVERAGE PERSON FRAMES LIFE...THEN SPENDS THE NEXT 70 YEARS STARING  AT THE FRAME ...DON'T LET LIFE PASS YOU BY .

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW...

EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS NOT WRONG...BUT MOST OF IT IS .

BLIND AS A BAT...

IF YOU ARE BLIND AS A BAT...MAKE SURE YOU ARE BLIND AS AN ALL-KNOWING , ALL-SEEING BAT .

YOUR SHIT THING...JUNE / JULY2015

THE FRUIT OF TRUTH SHOULD NOT BE USED AS A DILL-DO .

KNOW YOUR SHIT...JUNE / JULY 3015

CONSUME SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT...AND RINSE OUT THE PIECES OF SHIT BETWEEN YOUR TEETH .

WATER MOVES...JUNE / JULY 2015

LOVE IS WATER...AND ITS PATH IS WRITTEN ON YOUR HEART .

I AM FAWN...JUNE / JULY 2015

MATURE LOVE CAN SHIFT FROM ONE FORM TO ANOTHER...DEPENDING UPON WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCE REQUIRES .

PROPELLING LOVE...

WITHOUT CONFLICT AND TENSION...MAYBE GROWTH  WOULD CEASE TO HAPPEN...TAKE BATMAN , FOR EXAMPLE...WITHOUT THE JOKER GETTING UP HIS ASS AND FUCKING UP HIS WORLD VIEW...HE WOULD JUST BE ANOTHER DICK IN A HALLOWEEN COSTUME...THAT IS TO SAY...THOSE WHO DO NOT SEE LIFE , THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING...CAN POTENTIALLY PROPEL LOVE IN A REAL AND AUTHENTIC DIRECTION  .

THE REMAINS...

EVERYTHING WILL BE REDUCED TO ITS REAL SELF...MEANING , OF COURSE...VERY LITTLE WILL ACTUALLY REMAIN...THE PARADOX...WHAT DOES REMAIN IS MORE PRECIOUS THAN ANYONE CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE .

THE WAY IT IS..

PEOPLE OFTEN HOLLER TO ACCENTUATE BEING RIGHT...THING IS..."THE SCREAMER" IS USUALLY THE ONE WHO IS WRONG...AND THAT IS WHY THEY FEEL THEY HAVE TO ACT LIKE IDIOTS...GO FIGURE .

COMMON SENSE...WEAR IT LIKE A RUBBER...

IF YOU SEE A BRAND OF TOILET PAPER WITH A CAT ON IT...THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WIPE YOUR ASS WITH A CAT !!!

ART...OCTOBER 2015

WHERE THERE IS NO LOVE...SOMETHING FUCKED UP WILL TAKE ITS PLACE .

PRAY...HOPE...SACRIFICE...BELIEVE...OCT . 2015

JUST ABOUT EVERY TIME A PROPHET ARISES...HIS MESSAGE IS..."GROW THE FUCK UP " .

STUPID...

NOT FAIR...SOMETIMES WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING SMART...IT TURNS OUT TO BE STUPID...BUT EVERY TIME WHEN YOU SAY SOMETHING STUPID...IT TURNS OUT TO BE STUPID .

LIFE ON MARS...OCT . 3 2015

TAKE AWAY EVERYTHING UNTIL ALL YOU HAVE LEFT TO SEE IS YOURSELF .

THE WALKING DEAD...OCT . 17 2015

WHERE THERE IS TRUE LIFE...THERE IS JOY...EVEN IN THE MIDST OF SORROW .

DISCERN THE BANANA OF LIFE WISELY...

THERE ARE BANANAS OUT THERE...THAT EVEN MONKEYS WILL NOT EAT .

REAL AND FURTHER...JUNE / JULY 2015

BE STILL...HEAR THE ROARS OF THE UNIVERSE...THEY ARE BOTH GOD'S VOICE...A WARNING OF WHAT GOD'S VOICE IS NOT .

LANDSCAPES...JUNE / JULY 2015

A RELIGION IS USUALLY A GOOD IDEA...GONE TO A BAD FUCKING PLACE .

LIFE...

LIFE...WHAT WE SPREAD BETWEEN TWO PIECES OF " BREAD" .

MY FRANKENSTEIN...JUNE / JULY 2015

WE ARE PIECES OF THOUGHTS AND IDEAS AND PEOPLE...BOLTED TOGETHER WITH SOMETIMES IRON AND SOMETIMES LOVE .

BACK OF THE CHURCH , BASTARD...

THE POOR NO LONGER HAVE TO SIT AT THE BACK OF THE CHURCH...BUT THEY GOTTA DO SOME POWERFUL SUCKING .

FLARMOLOGY

THE WIND AND THE SHIT...JUNE / JULY 2015

THE MORE YOU LOVE SOMEONE...THE MORE THEY HAVE TO RESENT YOU WHEN THEY WALK AWAY .

MEAN AND ROTTEN...

ESSENTIALLY , PEOPLE ARE NOT PARTICULARLY MEAN OR ROTTEN...THEY JUST GET "LOST IN THE WOODS"... AND THE MEAN AND ROTTEN SUDDENLY APPEARS .

PEOPLE AND DOGS...

PEOPLE ARE LIKE DOGS...THE LESS SIGNIFICANT THEY THINK THEY ARE...THE MORE THEY YAP .

THE PATH OF LOVE...

ONCE YOU FIND THE "PATH OF LOVE"...THERE ARE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH IT THAN LOSE IT .

THE HEALING GAME...JUNE / JULY 2015

IN EVERY AREA WE ARE FUCKED UP...THERE IS A LIE DROOLING IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM .

SEX AND POWER...

IF SEX BECOMES A POWER STRUGGLE...THEN LET GO OF ALL POWER .

THE TUNNEL OF LOVE...

DON'T CONFUSE THE STRAW THAT THEY SUCKED YOUR BRAINS THROUGH...WITH THE TUNNEL OF LOVE .

KNOWING EACH OTHER...

KNOWING EACH OTHER IS A SANDWICH...DON'T  HIDE THE TASTE UNDER MUSTARD AND OTHER TYPES OF TURDS .

THE BRIDGE...

BEFORE YOU WALK ACROSS THE BRIDGE...MAKE SURE IT IS STILL THERE .

THE FISH BELOW THE SURFACE...

I CAUGHT A VERY UGLY FISH...THEN I REMEMBERED WHAT I SAID TO THAT LITTLE GIRL .

SING A SONG , BABY...

MAYBE ACROSS THE UNIVERSE...THE LESS A PLANET RECOGNIZES LOVE...THE MORE THEY SING ABOUT IT .

THE BLOOD BATH...

so the DON'T EAT WHERE YOU SHIT people...declared war on the DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT people...and it was a fucking blood bath .

A DOOR IS A DOOR IS A DOOR...

SUCKING A PEACH THROUGH A BREAST...AND A BOTTLE OF RED WINE THROUGH THE OTHER...THIS  IS A BACKDOOR TO ETERNAL LOVE...BUT IT IS STILL A DOOR .

WE ALL KNOW ONE OF THESE...

...THEN THERE ARE THE FUCKERS WHO ARE NOT AROUND FOR THREE WEEKS...AND WHEN YOU FINALLY SEE THEM...THEY WONDER WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN .

HAMMERS AND CROWS...

SOMETIMES LIFE IS JUST PICKING OUR TEETH WITH HAMMERS AND CROWS .

CONCLUSIONS...

THE LESS INFORMATION INVOLVED IN MAKING A CONCLUSION...THE HAPPIER IT IS USUALLY RECEIVED .

LIFE IS SHORT...

LIFE IS SHORT...SO IS YOUR DICK .

I THINK IT IS THE "OR SOMETHING"...

WHEN I GO TO GET FAST FOOD...AND THERE IS NOBODY AT THE COUNTER...I TRY TO ASSUME THE BEST...LIKE...MAYBE THEY ARE OUT BACK...FINDING A CURE FOR CANCER , OR SOMETHING .

EAR PEOPLE AND ALIENS...

THERE WAS A VIDEO RECENTLY OF SOME POOR FUCKER PICKING HIS EAR AND EATING IT...I DON'T EVEN THINK HE - THE INDIVIDUAL WHO MADE THE VIDEO - GOT PAID TO HUMILIATE THIS GUY...HE FUCKED UP HIS LIFE...FOR FREE .

AND YOU WONDER WHY THE ALIENS DON'T MAKE CONTACT ???

GONE TO SHIT...JULY / SEPT . 2015

WHEN EVERYTHING GOES TO SHIT...MOST DINE ON SHIT SANDWICHES...TRY JUST ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE .

THE GARBAGE CAN OF YOUR SOUL...

MAY THE GARBAGE CAN OF YOUR SOUL...NOT BE INFESTED WITH RATS .

THE CREATURE...

THE CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON WAS NEITHER BLACK NOR A CREATURE...YOU KNOW...BESIDES BEING A CREATURE AND ALL .

WALKING THROUGH THE PARK...

WALKING THROUGH THE PARK...THESE TEENAGERS DECIDED TO APPROACH ME WITH VIOLENT INTENTIONS...SUDDENLY , THEY LOOKED BEHIND ME AND BEGAN TO SCREAM...THEY THEN RAN THROUGH THE MUD...AND THE SHIT...AND THE PISS...CALLING ME NAMES LIKE "SHIT FOR BRAINS COCK-SUCKER" AS THEY CONTINUED ON , GETTING SMALLER AND SMALLER IN THE DISTANCE .

...NOW , YOU TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED .

TELEVANGELISTS...

DID YOU EVER SEE A TELEVANGELIST ??? DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY HE WAS A HE AND NOT A SHE ??? SIMPLE...NOBODY WHO EVER GAVE BIRTH TO A CHILD...WOULD EVER BE SO COLD AND RUTHLESS TO DO SUCH A THING.

...THINGS HAPPEN FOR A REASON .

CRISIS ??? WHAT CRISIS ???

PEOPLE WHO WOULD PISS ON YOU UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCES...WILL OFTEN RISK THEIR LIVES TO HELP YOU IN A CRISIS .

WHY ???

WEIRD SHIT...

THE MORE REAL SOMETHING IS...THE MORE WEIRD SHIT HAPPENS AROUND IT .

RELIGION AND HOW IT DEVELOPS...

THE THING ABOUT MOST RELIGIONS...IS AS SOON AS THEY BOOT ALL THE ANGELS...( PRIDE , ARROGANCE , ETC ) ...THERE IS A HERD OF DEMONS  AT THE FRONT DOOR READY  TO TAKE THEIR PLACE .

CENTER OF THE GALAXY...

THE PROBLEM WITH CONSIDERING YOURSELF THE CENTER OF THE GALAXY...IS THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CLUE WHAT THE GALAXY IS MADE UP OF .

LIVING ON THE FAULT LINE...

THERE CAN BE A HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOING SOMETHING WRONG...AND JUST PISSING SOMEONE OFF .

WISDOM LITERATURE...

NEVER RUB A GORILLA'S  TESTICLES COUNTER CLOCKWISE .

HIDE AND SEEK...

LIFE IS A GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK...MORE HIDE THAN SEEK .

SHADOWS UP ASS HOLES...

A SHADOW HIDING UP AN ASS NEVER FEELS LIKE HE HAS ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING .

SWALLOW THE WATER ???

WE ARE ALL IN THE RIVER...AND WE ALL HEAR VOICES THAT SAY..."SWALLOW "...SOME DO...SOME DON'T .

HUMILITY ???

IT TAKES A LOT OF HUMILITY TO ADMIT YOU ARE PROUD .

SKINNY DIPPING AND SEX...

SKINNY DIPPING...MEANS SEX...A BACK-RUB...MEANS SEX...AS FOR SEX...JUST HIDE IT BEHIND ANYTHING...CLICK YOUR HEALS...AND IT MEANS WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO .

MASTURBATING ON THE LAWN...

A FATHER SAID TO HIS DAUGHTER..."THERE WILL BE NO MASTURBATING IN THIS HOUSE"...SO SHE DID IT ON THE FRONT LAWN .

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ???

EVERYONE HURTS EACH OTHER...THE QUESTION IS...WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ???

A SKY BRIDLED...

PERCEPTION IS FINE TUNING OUR HEART , MIND AND SOUL TOWARD LOVE .

THIS IS THE END...

MOST PEOPLE DO NOT SEE THE BEGINNING OF THE END...AND THE END OF THE END...IS DEFINITELY OUT OF THE QUESTION .

CRUSHED HEART BLUES...

I WONDER IF THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE TERM..."CRUSHED HEART "...IS ALSO THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE TERM..."I GOT A CRUSH ON YOU ??? " .

BEE HORNY...

SHE SAID TO ME..."YOU ARE A HORNY LITTLE DEVIL"...I REPLIED..."MY HORN IS FAR BIGGER THAN THE DEVIL'S , MY DEAR " .

FUCKING UP...

IT IS NOT THE FUCKING UP THAT MAKES LIFE COMPLICATED...IT IS THE FUCKING UP THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO RESOLVE THE FUCKING UP...THAT REALLY FUCKS THINGS UP .

SEEK LOVE...NOTHING ELSE...

JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING GIVEN TO ME WORTH WHILE...I WAS NOT CHASING .

INSECURITY...

IF YOU MAKE SOMEONE FEEL INSECURE ABOUT THEMSELVES...ESPECIALLY THEIR SEXUALITY...THEY WILL ATTACK YOU...I MEAN...GO ASK JESUS , IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME .

CHOOSING FRIENDS...

WHO CAN FILL YOUR BIGGEST HOLE...MAY NOT BE THE BEST WAY TO CHOOSE YOUR FRIEND...OR LOVER...OR , MAYBE , EVEN PET DOG .

"GUTTERSLUTS"...

DON'T YOU FIND IT INTERESTING THAT THE "RIGHTEOUS PEOPLE"...TURN OUT TO BE "GUTTER SLUTS"...AND THE "GUTTERSLUTS"...WELL...THEY TURN OUT TO BE "GUTTERSLUTS" TOO ???

BEFORE YOU SHARE YOUR SOUL...

BEFORE YOU SHARE YOUR SOUL FOR SUPPER...DE-BUG IT.

SCREAMS OF A WINTER NIGHT...

THE TRUTH IS OFTEN REPLACED WITH SCREAMS AND HOLLERS...THAT IS...HOW COULD SOMEONE BE WRONG IF THEY ARE THAT PASSIONATE ABOUT IT ???

ANSWER : VERY FUCKING EASY .

I AM AWARE COWS DO NOT HAVE NUTS...

PEACE , FREEDOM , ACCEPTANCE...UNTIL ONE OF YOUR "SACRED COWS" GETS HIS NUTS CAUGHT IN A VICE...THEN WE ATTACK .

SUBLIMATE , YOU LITTLE HORSE...

PEOPLE WHO WANT TO CONTROL YOU...OFTEN WANT TO SCREW YOU...IT JUST COMES OUT ASS BACKWARDS .

GET LUCKY...

IF WE ARE LUCKY...WE WILL LEARN NOT TO DO THE WRONG THINGS...BECAUSE THEY WILL BLOW UP IN OUR FACE .

BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT...

BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT...JUST DON'T THINK IT'S TRUE .

SHITHEAD...

A SHIT HEAD IS NOT THERE TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF .

PICKING OUR TEETH WITH HAMMERS AND CROWS...

CRACK A HEAD OPEN ALL YOU WANT...THE LIGHT WILL NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT .

CONFESSION...

DID YOU EVER CONFESS SHIT...TO HIDE THE REAL SHIT ???

EVERYTHING FADES...

THE UNIVERSE IS LIKE AN ERECTION...IT EXPANDS...REACHES ITS CLIMAX...THEN GOES BACK INTO ITS NON-THREATENING POSTURE .

DEFENDING STUFF...

IF SOMEONE EVER CONFRONTS YOU ON YOUR RELIGION...AND SYSTEMATICALLY PROVES IT TO BE 100% WRONG...THE BEST LINE OF DEFENSE IS TO SAY..."NO IT ISN'T" .

IF YOU EVER WATCHED " STAR WARS " , AND I ASSUME THAT YOU HAVE ; YOU WILL QUICKLY DISCOVER A TRUTH THAT RESONATES WITH EVERY CREATURE ON OUR PLANET ; DARE I SAY , EVERY CREATURE IN THE UNIVERSE .. THE THING ABOUT BOTH " STAR WARS " AND " THE MATRIX " IS THAT , THOUGH NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD MOVIES , THEY PROPEL A TRUTH THAT EVERYONE FEELS INSIDE , AND NOT TOO MANY CAN ARTICULATE VERY WELL . HENCE , EVERYONE GOES AWAY FEELING THAT THEY HAVE BEEN EXPOSED TO SOMETHING ETERNAL , THOUGH MOST REALLY CANNOT DRAW A REASONABLE DIAGRAM TO EXPLAIN IT ALL.

MOTHER NATURE NEEDS A BLOW JOB...

MOTHER NATURE NEEDS A BLOW JOB .

LAYERS OF MUSIC AND SKIN...

HIGHWAYS AND HALLWAYS...IT IS THE STATE OF YOUR HEART THAT DETERMINES   THE DIFFERENCE .

THE PANCAKE WE CALL ETERNAL LOVE...

ETERNAL LOVE IS A PANCAKE...AND YOU BETTER NOT BE MASTURBATING WHEN IT IS TIME TO FLIP IT .

IT ALL COME DOWN TO BUNNIES...

IF TRUTH WERE A BUNNY RABBIT...WE WOULD MAKE SURE THE BUNNY WAS VERY CONVENIENT...EITHER THAT...OR FRY IT UP .

REPRESSED TESTICALS...GO NUTS...

IF YOU WONDER WHAT EXACTLY HAPPENS WHEN A HUMAN IS FORCED TO REPRESS THEIR SEXUALITY...TRY STUDYING THE VILLAINS OF THE WILD , WILD WEST...I MEAN...ONCE AN INDIVIDUAL CANNOT BE WHO THEY ARE...THEN...THERE IS NO LIMIT ON WHAT THEY WILL BECOME .

THE HUMAN SPIRIT...

THE HUMAN SPIRIT...KNOWS NO END TO THE AMOUNT OF DUCT TAPE IT HAS USED .

FUCK UP SONG...

DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS REALLY COOL ??? WHEN YOU FUCK SOMEONE UP...THEN JUDGE THEM FOR BEING ALL FUCKED UP .

BECOMING LOVE...

BECOMING LOVE...IS BECOMING REAL .

INTO THIS LIFE...JULY / SEPT . 2015

WHO YOU ARE BECOMES PART OF EVERYTHING YOU SEE...NOTHING IS COMPLETELY THERE .

OUR OWN PERSONAL TRUTH...

WE  SEEK THE TRUTH THAT  TICKLES OUR KNOTTY BITS .

ROADS...JULY 25 2015

HARVEST LOVE...NOT POTATOES *

*THOUGH POTATOES ARE FINE AS WELL .

NATURE / NURTURE...

ALL SAILORS LOVE WIND...AND ALL TENNIS PLAYERS HATE IT ...

...NATURE / NURTURE , MY ASS .

ORGANIC / GENERIC...JULY / SEPT . 2015

LIFE BECOMES REAL...AS IT IS SUBMITTED TO LOVE .

MAKING NOW , ZEN

WE SPEND OUR ENTIRE LIVES MAKING A SANDWICH THAT WE WILL SOME DAY EAT...(AND BY SANDWICHES...I DON'T MEAN SANDWICHES , EITHER) .

LIFE IN REVERSE...JULY / SEPT . 2015

LIFE IS MEASURED IN LOVE YOU HAVE LIVED...NOT DAYS .

BELIEF SYSTEM...JULY / SEPT . 2015

YOUR BELIEF SYSTEM WILL CARRY YOU THROUGH LIFE...BUT IF YOU BELIEVE CROCODILES ARE FRIENDLY...IT MAY NOT CARRY YOU VERY FAR .

BALANCE...JULY / SEPT . 2015

THE MORE SOMETHING IS BULLSHIT...THE MORE VIOLENTLY IT IS DEFENDED...ADD A FEW LIES...AND YOU GOT YOURSELF A NEW PLANET .

PRIMEVAL...JUNE / SEPT 2015

EVOLUTION GROWS US AND MATURES US...RIGHT UNTIL THE MOMENT WE GET AFRAID...THEN IT ALL FALLS TO SHIT AND  WE BREAK OUT THE CLUBS .

PERSPECTIVE...JULY / SEPT . 2015

I WOULD RATHER THE GLASS BE HALF EMPTY...THAN HALF FULL...ESPECIALLY IF THE LIQUID FILLING IT...WAS PISS .

FREEDOM ???

A FRIEND OF MINE AND MYSELF WERE TALKING IN THIS COFFEE SHOP ABOUT THE   HARDEST THING I HAVE EVER HAD TO DO IN MY LIFE...THAT IS...LETTING GO OF  % &  @ $...

...10 MINUTES INTO THE CONVERSATION , I LOOK OUT THE WINDOW BEHIND HER SHOULDER ...AND ACROSS THE STREET THERE IS A SIGN THAT READS... "BE FREE % & @ $ "...

THE UNIVERSE HAS ORDER...IT JUST IS NOT OUR ORDER .

I'M SCARED...JULY / SEPT . 2015

THE MORE YOU ARE LOVED...THE LESS YOU HAVE TO HIDE.

THE MUSKRAT...

THE MUSKRAT POINTS HIS FINGER AT THE BEAVER , WHO HE HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE... AND SAYS..." YOU SURE ARE A JUDGMENTAL LITTLE SHIT" ...MR . BEAVER JUST YAWNS...AND DREAMS OF FRIED CHICKEN .

SASQUATCH MY SASQUATCH...JULY / SEPT . 2015

IF PEOPLE DEMAND THAT YOU ARE LIKE THEM...IT IS PROBABLY BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW WHO THEM IS .

JUDGEMENTAL DAYZ...JULY / SEPT . 2015

THIS MINISTER USED TO TALK TO ME ABOUT GOD PURGING HIS CHURCH OF SIN...YEARS LATER...IT WAS TORN DOWN AND MADE INTO A PARKING LOT .

...HE WAS RIGHT .

THE LOST WORLD...JULY / SEPT . 2015

THE MORE YOU LOVE ANOTHER...THE GREATER THE PAIN IF IT IS NOT RETURNED .

...BE CAREFUL .

CONNECTION IS THE PASSAGEWAY TO FEELING THE UNIVERSE .

MAN ON THE MOON...AUG . 10 2015

WHAT MOST PEOPLE REALLY SEE IN FRONT OF THEM...IS THE SAME SHIT THEY SEE BEHIND THEM...JUST WITH MORE WRINKLES .

PAINTING THINGS...JULY / SEPT . 2015

THE NOISE IN THE HOUSE : A CARPENTER WOULD HEAR A HOUSE SETTLING...AN EXORCIST WOULD HEAR A GHOST...A SEX FIEND WOULD HEAR PEOPLE SCREWING...AND SO IT GOES...
THE TRUTH MAY OR MAY NOT GET LOST IN THE CONFUSION .

MORE ON FUCKING UP

THE NATURE OF FUCKING UP...IS TO DEVELOP A SECONDARY BEHAVIOR...COMPOSED MAINLY OF SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS AND BULLSHIT .

KINDNESS AND HAPPINESS...

WHEN YOU SEE A KIND AND HAPPY FACE...SMILE...AND REMEMBER...IT MAY NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN .

YOU PRICK !!!

BEING A PRICK...IS USUALLY IS JUST A DEFENSE MECHANISM...THE PRICK JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED .

TRAINING DAY...JULY / SEPT . 2015

"YUMMMM"...SAYS THE LAZY FUCKER..."THIS BAR OF SHIT WILL TASTE BETTER THAN THE OTHERS " ...HIS BUDDIES , AT GUN POINT...ALL AGREE .

LOST IN TRANSLATION...JULY / SEPT . 2015

I WENT ON VACATION...ONLY TO COME HOME AND BE INFORMED THAT I WAS SHOT DEAD... I WAS NOT .

ALIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD...GAY PEOPLE ARE STRAIT...HAPPY PEOPLE ARE SAD...AND THOSE HUNG LIKE A MULE HAVE A TINY PENIS...WELCOME TO PLANET EARTH .

IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB...

BACK IN THE MID 80'S...MY DOG LICKED PRINCESS DI ON THE FACE DURING A "ROYAL PARADE"...THESE DAYS...THEY WOULD HAVE TORTURED HER FOR  INFORMATION .

IN ANY RESPECT...

IF YOU CAN'T "GET DOWN" WITH YOURSELF...YOU CAN'T "GET DOWN" WITH ANYONE ELSE .

CHEESECAKE...

IF YOUR FAILED CHEESECAKE RECIPE IS YOUR BIGGEST ISSUE...ODDS ARE...YOU ARE A DANGEROUS PERSON .

RELIGION'S OTHER FACE...AUG . 15 2015

NEW YORK CITY...I WALK UP TO THIS SECURITY GUARD...AND ASK HIM HOW HE IS COPING WITH THE MURDER...HE BEGINS TO CRY...WE TALK...

I AM...god...JULY / SEPT .2015

IF THE MORE YOU LIMITED YOURSELF...THE HARDER YOUR PENIS BECAME...THEN I WOULD UNDERSTAND...AS IT IS...NO .

ORDINARY AVERAGE GUY...JULY / SEPT . 2015

IF YOU ARE GOING THROUGH LIFE WITH YOUR DICK HANGING OUT...PEOPLE NOTICE...THEY MAY NOT SAY ANYTHING...BUT THEY NOTICE .

I AM BEING SARCASTIC...

BEFORE YOU SET OUT TO RUIN SOMEONE'S LIFE...MAKE SURE YOU FABRICATE A REASONABLE EXCUSE .

PATTERNS...JUNE / JULY 2015

YOU WILL NEVER BREAK YOUR UNHEALTHY PATTERNS BY TWITCHING YOUR NOSE AND CLICKING YOUR HEALS .

THE WALKING DEAD...OCT . 2015

SHIT DRAWS FLIES TOGETHER...BE CAREFUL WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE .

LIFE ON MARS...OCT . 2015

DELUSIONS ARE THERE TO ESCAPE FROM...NOT WORSHIP .

WALK LIKE A DUCK...

JUST BECAUSE YOU WALK LIKE A DUCK...DOES NOT MAKE YOU A BAD PERSON...( AT LEAST NOT IN NOVA SCOTIA ) .

UNDERSTANDING...

YOU DON'T HAVE TO UNDERSTAND...BUT YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND .

PRAY , HOPE , SACRIFICE , BELIEVE...OCT . 2015

AS LIVES FALL APART...WE REBUILD WITH TAPE AND SPIT .

...TRY SOMETHING ELSE...AND CALLING TAPE AND SPIT BY DIFFERENT NAMES DOES NOT COUNT .

WHICH WAY ARE YOU GOING ???

IT IS NOT THE DIRECTION YOU ARE GOING...BUT WHO YOU ARE GOING THERE .

FEAR NOT MY ASS...

JESUS SAID..."FEAR NOT"...WHICH MEANS BY DEFINITION THAT HE DOES NOT WANT ME TO JOIN AN INSTITUTIONALIZED RELIGION...THAT IS TO SAY...FROM THE TOP OF MY PENIS TO THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART...ALL THEY TAUGHT ME WAS TO FEAR .

ART...OCTOBER 2015

WHO WE ARE IS THE TRAIL LEFT BEHIND .

LEADER OF THE PACK...JUNE / JULY 2015

THE CENTER OF EVERYTHING ALWAYS DEMANDS SEX , MONEY AND POWER...BUT THEY OFTEN OBSTAIN FROM TOBACCO PRODUCTS .

WIND OF CHANGE...JUNE / JULY 2015

A WATER CURRENT AND THE WIND...THEY ARE THE SAME...THE ONLY THING THAT CHANGES IS YOUR SUBMISSION OR LACK THERE OF .

CLOUDS COVER SKY...JUNE / JULY 2015

IF YOU CAN'T FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE...GET A BIGGER SHOVEL .

FOUR TO SIX YEARS...JUNE / JULY 2015

THEY TEACH US TO BE OPEN IN GRADES ONE TO FOUR...HOW TO SMILE IN GRADES FIVE TO SIX...THEN THEY SPLIT YOU UP INTO TWO GROUPS...THE RUN AND HIDE...AND THE DRINK AND DECAPITATE .

...AND NO , IT IS NOT ALL IN GOOD FUN .

BEAUTIFUL TRANSITION...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

WE GROW ONE OF TWO WAYS...TO REVEAL OURSELVES...OR TO COVER OURSELVES .

WRONG WAY...

THERE IS A CHURCH BEHIND MY APARTMENT BUILDING THAT HAS A SIGN IN FRONT OF IT THAT SAYS..."WRONG WAY " .

...SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT .

COMMUNITY AGAIN...JULY 18 2015

ROCKS FIT TOGETHER BEST...AFTER THEY HAVE BEEN SMASHED...SAME WITH PEOPLE .

PRECIOUS AND UNIQUE...

EVERYONE IS PRECIOUS AND EVERYONE IS UNIQUE...THE UNIQUE GETTING SHOT IN THE HEAD FAR MORE OFTEN .

DUMB ASS...

ARE YOU THE KIND OF PERSON WHO DISAPPEARS FOR THREE WEEKS...THEN WONDERS WHERE EVERYONE HAS GONE ???

FROZEN IN THE NIGHT...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

THE BULLET HAS REMAINED INSIDE US...AND A CAL.LAS AND HARDNESS GROWS AROUND IT...TEAR IT...PRAY IT...OR BREAK IT OPEN .

RITUALOLOGY....WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

WHEN OUR HEART IS COMPLETELY FUCKED...OUR BEHAVIOR BECOMES THAT OF RITUALS...THE PERFECT BANANA PEEL .

FOUNDATION OF SHIT...MAY 16 2015

AS THE HARVEST APPEARS...YOU DISCOVER THE SHIT WAS NOT AN ENTITY BY ITSELF...BUT PART OF A PLAN TO LAY EVERYTHING NAKED .

REAL MAKES THINGS RUN IN ALL KINDS OF DIRECTIONS .

SEX , MONEY AND POWER...

SEX , MONEY AND POWER...IF THESE DO NOT CONSUME YOU TO ONE EXTENT OR ANOTHER...SOME MAY CONSIDER YOU A FREAK !!!

TENDER MERCIES...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY...2015

I WAS SHARING MY SOUL...THEY WERE TAKING NOTES WITH THE PURPOSE OF FUCKING ME UP...LIKE THEY ARE BLOCKING THE TIDE WITH THE CRACK OF THEIR ASS .

APOLOGY...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

SHARKS MAY PERPETUALLY BITE THE TIT OF TENDERNESS...BUT YOU SHOULD SEE THEIR TEETH .

FOUNDATION OF SNAILS...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

WE FORM A BELIEF...THEN ALTER IT TO THE POINT WHERE WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO STAY OUT OF JAIL...THEN THE STRESSFUL ENDEAVOR OF PRETENDING THAT IS WHAT WE BELIEVED IN THE FIRST PLACE .

BEING A PRICK...

BEING A PRICK...DOES NOT MAKE YOU ENLIGHTENED .

WHO ARE YOU ???

YOUR CREATIVITY...IS WHAT YOU HAVE ALLOWED YOURSELF TO BECOME .

FONDLING LIFE'S LEFT TIT...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

ONLY AN IDIOT CAN TRULY SUCK THE TIT OF LIFE .

FIVE % MAY 23 2015

THE LESS INFORMATION WE HAVE...THE MORE WE THINK WE KNOW .

LADY NAKED ON THE BEACH...

DO YOU HANG OUT NAKED BECAUSE YOU ARE A NUDEST...OR BECAUSE YOU HAVE PERFECT BREASTS ???

KING SHIT...

KING SHIT IS A HUMBLE MAN...FART THE MESSENGER BOY...BELIEVES HIMSELF TO BE GOD .

COVER-UP...

RELIGION IS A COVER-UP FOR A NOT SO PERFECT CRIME .

SCREW THE POPE...

SCREW THE POPE...LET'S EAT HORSE .

A SHIT-ON...(MY NEW WORD )...

RELIGION THESE DAYS SEEMS TO HAVE A SHIT-ON FOR TRANSVESTITES...DO YOU THINK THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PICK ON HOMOSEXUALY ANYMORE ??? I DO !!!

CHECKING SOMEONE'S WALLET...

CHECKING SOMEONE'S WALLET...THE NEW PEEPING AT PRIVATE  PARTS IN THE PUBLIC SHOWERS .

FUCK U UP !!!

WHAT FUCKS US UP MOST ??? RESISTANCE TO OURSELVES .

LIES AND MORE LIES...

STRANGELY ENOUGH...IT IS MORE FUN TO BELIEVE LIES...THAN TO PRETEND TO BELIEVE LIES .

HEY , HEY...WE'RE THE MONKEYS...

THE MONKEY WITH THE BIGGEST CLUB STILL WINS...THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT OUR CLUB IS FOLDING AND LEATHER...AND WE STICK IT IN OUR POCKET .

EVERYTHING AND NOTHING...AND THE MONKEY WITH HIS BANANA...

YOU ARE NO BIGGER OR SMALLER THAN THE UNIVERSE...EVERYTHING IS A PART OF EVERYTHING...IT ALL FITS TOGETHER...AND TIME HASN'T HAPPENED YET...BUT IT ALSO JUST BEGAN AND ALSO ENDED A GAZILLION LIGHT YEARS AGO .

ANY # YOU CAN THINK OF...IS OUT THERE...SOMEWHERE .

BASTARD WINDOWS...

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SAME SHIT...DIFFERENT DAY...

SIXTY THOUSAND YEARS AGO...WE RESPONDED TO CREATURES WITH VIOLENCE , FEAR...AND MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE DECEIT...( YOU KNOW...LIKE A BLOW FISH OR SOMETHING )...NOW...SIXTY THOUSAND YEARS LATER...NOT A FUCKING THING HAS CHANGED .

POINT...MAYBE OUR BODIES HAVE EVOLVED...FOR ALL I KNOW...MAYBE SPERM HAVE TWO HEADS NOW...BUT AS FOR OUR SPIRITUAL AND EMOTIONAL COMPONENTS...SAME SHIT...DIFFERENT DAY .  

PISSED...

ARE YOU PISSED OFF BECAUSE YOU ARE PISSED OFF ??? OR HAS YOUR CONTROL BEEN FLUSHED LIKE A TURD ???

FUCKING SOMEONE OVER...

HAVE NO FEAR...AFTER YOU FUCK SOMEONE OVER ONCE...THE SECOND TIME IS EASY .

...TURNING MUSIC INTO GOLD...

WE PROCESS EVERYTHING THROUGH OUR BELIEF SYSTEM...IF IT IS WEAK...IT ALL GOES TO HELL...IF IT IS LOVE...ALL COMES OUT PURE GOLD .

YOU THOUGHT DINOSAURS WERE TOUGH...

WE POUND OUR WAY INTO REALITY...BLEEDING FISTS AND HEARTS .

SEXUALITY AND SHIT LIKE THAT...

EVERY GOOD RELIGIOUS LEADER KNOWS...IF YOU CONTROL ONES SEXUALITY...YOU CONTROL THE REST OF THE POOR BUGGER AS WELL .

LIFE...LEARN SHIT...

LIFE...LEARN SHIT OR EAT SHIT .

SLOW MOTION...

LOVE IS LIFE IN SLOW MOTION .

IF LOVE IS POWERLESS...

IF LOVE IS POWERLESS...THEN WHY IS THE UNIVERSE FALLING APART...AND LOVE REMAINS EXACTLY THE SAME ???

WARNING SIGN...

A WARNING SIGN IS NOT AN INVITATION TO SEE HOW STUPID YOU CAN BE .

NEW BEGINNINGS...

AFTER YOUR "TITANIC" SINKS...YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME PERSON...SO DON'T TRY...JUST LET LIFE TAKE YOU WHERE IT WANTS TO TAKE YOU .

TAKE IT TO THE BANK...

TAKE IT TO THE BANK...IN JUST ABOUT EVERY SITUATION...THERE IS SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT GETTING .

CARPEL TUNNEL...

IF YOUR CLERGYMAN TELLS YOU THAT MASTURBATION IS BAD FOR YOU...AND HE IS NOT REFERRING TO CARPEL TUNNEL...THEN HE IS FULL OF SHIT .

REASON FOR A STIFF DRINK...

DECEIT WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE...AND HONESTY MAY GET YOU KILLED...

...TELL THE TRUTH ANYWAY .

LIES AND DECEPTION...

IF SOMEONE LIES TO YOU...YOU GOT TO ASK YOURSELF THE QUESTION...IS IT A GOOD LIE OR A BAD LIE ??? AND IF IT IS A BAD LIE...WHY SO MUCH DISRESPECT ???

SAVING YOUR MARRIAGE...

SAVING YOUR MARRIAGE BY HAVING A BABY...IS LIKE SAVING YOUR COW BY  EATING ITS LIVER .

HOW TO BE LIKED...

WE ARE CONSIDERED GOOD...WHEN WE SUCK ON THE TIT OF THOSE WHO JUDGE OUR WORTH .

WHERE DO OUR NAMES COME FROM , ANYWAY ???

I SAID TO THIS GUY...IS YOUR NAME DEREK ??? HE SAID "YES "...BUT...AS IT TURNED OUT...HE WAS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DEREK .

THE SPIRIT EBBS AND FLOWS IN WAYS WE DON'T UNDERSTAND .

WEIRD...PENHORN SHOPPING MALL...1987

I MET THIS YOUNG LADY IN THE SHOPPING MALL AND SHE TOLD ME SHE LIKED MY SWEATER...SO I GAVE IT TO HER .

WHAT I WANT...I WANT TO LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE THIS IS NOT CONSIDERED WEIRD .

SAVING A LIFE...

FOR SOME PEOPLE...ALL THEY SEE WHEN YOU SAVE THEIR LIVES...IS THAT YOU MADE THEM LOOK STUPID .

DARKNESS...

ONCE IN THE DARKNESS...LOVE AND HATE MAY LOOK LIKE EXACTLY THE SAME THING .

THE LOVER...

HAVING A DIFFERENT POSITION FOR EVERY FAMILY MEMBER...DOES NOT MAKE YOU A GREAT LOVER .

DEEP SHIT...

MOST  PEOPLE IN DEEP SHIT...ARE AWARE THAT THEY ARE IN DEEP SHIT...VERY FEW ARE AWARE OF THEIR PART IN GETTING THERE .

HORSE MEAT AND RELIGION...

AND WHY DID THE CHURCH FORBID THE "CHOWING DOWN" ON HORSE MEAT ??? SIMPLE...THE REVENUE THAT THE MEAT GENERATED...MADE IS POSSIBLE FOR THE PEOPLE TO LIVE ABOVE POVERTY...AND WE ALL KNOW THAT POOR PEOPLE ARE EASIER TO CONTROL .

SCARED AND ANGRY PART 2

SCARED BECAUSE TRUTH MAY REAR ITS HEAD...ANGRY...BECAUSE THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT...( THAT IS...THERE IS A LACK OF CONTROL ) .

GOD...

YOU CAN TELL WHEN IT IS GOD WALKING THROUGH THE DOOR...BECAUSE EVERYONE GETS SCARED AND ANGRY .

LACK OF RESOLUTION...

FIND OUT WHAT SOMEONE HATES...THAT'S WHO THEY ARE !!!

SPIRITUAL TRUTHS ARE A PARADOX...

LOVE IS A FREE GIFT...YOU KNOW...BESIDES COSTING YOU EVERYTHING .

BRAIN FUCKER...WRITTEN....APRIL / MAY 2015

RELIGION IS AN ATTEMPT TO BASH THINGS OUT OF YOU...LIKE SMOKING TO CURE CANCER .

WHERE EVIL GROWS...

DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW PEA SOUP GOT SO INTIMATELY ASSOCIATED WITH EVIL ???

( HINT...MID 70'S )

THE BIBLE...

A LITERAL INTERPRETATION OF THE BIBLE...LEAVES EVERYONE WITH A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN .

LOVE LOOKS THE OTHER WAY...

LOVE LOOKS THE OTHER WAY...THE HEAD OF EVIL SPINS AROUND AND AROUND...UNTIL THE PEA SOUP GUSHES OUT OF THE MOUTH .

AN ODE TO CHEESE...

WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE DIET CHEESE IS PACKAGED ALMOST EXACTLY THE SAME AS REGULAR CHEESE .

THINK ABOUT IT .

RULES OF THE GAME...

THE MORE THE RULE IS UNEXPLAINED TO US...THE MORE WE ARE SUPPOSED TO UNDERSTAND IT .

EGO...AND THE GREAT THINGY IN THE SKY

OUR EGO IS THE PART OF US WE DEVELOP TO IMPRESS THE UNIVERSE...IT COMES AT THE EXPENSE OF CRUCIFYING THE REAL SELF...OFTEN...THERE IS NOTHING LEFT OF OURSELVES...AND THAT IS THE PART...THAT PROCEEDS...TO THE GREAT THINGIY IN THE SKY .

CREATURE OF ISOLATION...

BEING A CREATURE OF ISOLATION...YOU  WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE CONDOM WOULD HAVE BEEN OUR FIRST INVENTION...YOU KNOW...RIGHT AFTER THE FIRE...FUCK KNOWS WE LOVE TO START FIRES .

...UPON YOUR HEART...

BUT DO YOU WEAR A CONDOM UPON YOUR HEART ???

INVASION FROM MARS...WRITTEN...APRIL / MAY 2015

IF IT REALLY IS YOURS...IT WILL FIND ITS WAY BACK HOME .

NEVER SEEN A YETI...

I HAVE NEVER SEEN A YETI...WHICH IS TO MY ADVANTAGE...BECAUSE I HAVE SEEN SO MUCH SHIT THAT MAKES A YETI LOOK LIKE A PORCUPINE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD...A YETI WOULD ONLY CALL MY CREDIBILITY INTO QUESTION .

HOW TO GET A FREE TRIP THROUGH CUSTOMS...

SO THE LADY BEHIND THE DESK ASKS ME WHERE I STAYED...I SAID THAT I DIDN'T KNOW...SHE LOOKS AT MY SHIRT THAT SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT HANGING OUT NAKED...AND ASKS ME WHAT I DID FOR A LIVING...I SAID I WAS A MINISTER...(SHE TAKES ONE MORE LOOK , JUST TO MAKE SURE SHE READ IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME ) .

... ANYWAY...THAT IS HOW YOU GET A FREE TRIP THROUGH CUSTOMS .

DOUBT...

DOUBT IS JUST HUMILITY WITH BIG TEETH...AND A RAZOR SHARP PENIS .

THE BOTTLE EXCHANGE CALLED LOVE...

THE BOTTLE EXCHANGE CALLED LOVE...IS NOT REALLY LOVE AT ALL .

PATTERNS...JUNE 2015

DON'T CONCERN YOURSELF ABOUT WHAT THE PATH LOOKS LIKE...BE CONCERNED WITH WHERE IT IS GOING .

THE HEALING GAME...JUNE 2015

THE TRAIL YOU LEAVE BEHIND IS THE GREATEST INDICATION OF WHO YOU ARE .

THE WIND AND THE SHIT...

EVERYONE HAS THEIR OWN RELIGION...SOME ARE VIOLENTLY DEFENDING IT...SOME ARE TRYING TO LET IT GO...MOST ARE SOMEWHERE IN BETWEEN .

VIOLENCE...

VIOLENCE IS THE WIND...BLOWING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION .

ANYTHING LIKE THAT...DOWN UNDER...

I ASKED THIS GIRL FOR A DATE...HER REPLY..."I'M NOT INTO FORNICATION OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT " .

TWO POINTS :

1-I CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHAT THAT " ANYTHING LIKE THAT" IS...AND # 2...YOU DON'T SAY YOU ARE NOT INTO "ANYTHING LIKE THAT"...UNLESS YOU ARE INTO ANYTHING LIKE THAT . 

THE WASP...

WHY DID I KILL THE WASP ??? BECAUSE I THOUGHT I COULD GET AWAY WITH IT...THE SAME REASON WHY WE HURT EACH OTHER...THE DIFFERENCE BEING THE WASP WAS WAS FUCKING AROUND TOO MUCH .

END RESULT...WASP STINGS STRANG...AND IT WAS THE LAST THING HE WOULD EVER DO .

THE END AS WE KNOW IT...

IF THE PURPOSE OF PLANET EARTH IS GROWING A CROP OF EMOTIONALLY INTELLIGENT PEOPLE...THERE ARE TWO POSSIBILITIES...#1...IT WILL TAKE ANOTHER MILLION OR BILLION YEARS OR SO...OR...# 2...JESUS WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND WHEN HE SAID..." A FEW WILL WAKE UP"...AND THE REST WILL SLEEP LIKE AUTUMN LEAVES ON THE HARD COLD GROUND .

POINTING THINGS...

SOME PEOPLE POINT THEIR PENIS IN THE DIRECTION THEY WANT TO TRAVEL...OTHERS...THEIR NOSE...OTHERS...THEIR FINGERS...AND STILL OTHERS...THEIR HEART .

TRUST ME...THEIR OUTCOMES ARE NOT THE SAME .

THE CANDYMAN...

NEVER SEE THE CANDY MAN AS SOMEONE GIVING AWAY CANDY...SEE HIM AS SOMEONE GETTING FREE BLOW JOBS FROM ONE PARTICULAR DENTIST OR ANOTHER .

LANDSCAPES...JUNE 2015

THERE IS A SPECIFIC RELIGION...FOR EVERY SPECIFIC KICK IN THE BALLS .

HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE...

THE BEST WAY TO LOOK OUT FOR YOURSELF...IS TO LOOK OUT FOR THOSE THAT YOU LOVE .

MONKEY AND TOLARENCE...

THE SMALLER THE MONKEY...THE MORE TOLARENT HE HAS TO BE .

MONKEY AND TOLERANCE...

THE BIGGER THE MONKEY...THE MORE TOLERANT HE CAN AFFORD TO BE .

THE UNIVERSE...

OUT OF AN ETERNITY OF CHAOS...COMES AN INFINITY OF ORDER .

I AM FAWN...JUNE 2015

A FATHER WHO BEATS A CHILD...IS ACTUALLY BEATING HIM INTO A PLACE OF NEGOTIATION WITH PRICKS .