DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT...APRIL 27 2002

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT...LOVE IS GOING ONE DIRECTION...EARTH IS GOING ANOTHER...POINT...IF YOU ARE NOT PUSHING AGAINST SOMETHING RATHER SUBSTANTIAL...YOU MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE .

SUFFERING...APRIL 20 2002

THE POOR ARE THOSE WHO KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN HAMMERED...AND ARE IN NEED OF A SPIRIT OF LOVE TO PUSH THEM ACROSS THE FINISH LINE .

TRUST... FEBRUARY 21 2002

THERE IS A LINE WHERE TRUST ENDS AND SUSPICION BEGINS...IN FINDING THIS LINE...A BIT OF ADVICE...FORGET FEAR...IT WILL ALWAYS FUCK YOU UP .

CANNIBALISM...MARCH 23 2002

WE IN THE WEST...ARE CANNIBALS WITH BIBS !!!

RELIGION SUCKS / HYPOCRISY...APRIL 6 2002

IT WAS HALLOWEEN...1982...I DECIDED TO GO TO BED EARLY...BEING TIRED AND ALL...SO I DID...AND AS I CLOSED MY EYES I HAD A VISION OF ME TALKING TO THIS YOUNG LADY OVER THIS PARTICULAR TABLE...CONCERNING THE SUBJECT OF RELIGION...AND HOW IT SUCKS...

NEXT SCENE...I WALK INTO THIS PARTY...AND THERE SHE WAS...SITTING AT OUR TABLE...I INTRODUCED MYSELF...AND WE TALKED .

BLESSED ARE THE POOR...FEBRUARY 16 2002

WHEN GHANDI FUCKED UP...( like , accidentally killing his wife )...IT CAME OUT OF THE SAME ESSENCE THAT MADE HIM POSSIBLY THE MOST AMAZING SPIRITUAL FIGURE OF THE LAST CENTURY...YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT THE MORE YOU ARE ALIVE - REALLY ALIVE - THE MORE YOU WILL FUCK UP...AND THE MORE YOU WILL ACHIEVE AMAZING THINGS AS WELL...ONE QUALITY SIMPLY GOES WITH THE OTHER...WE CANNOT PICK AND CHOOSE .

BROKENNESS...JANUARY 19 2002

99 % OF THE WORLD WILL NEVER CHANGE...THEY HAVE LEARNED CERTAIN PATTERNS DURING CHILDHOOD...AND THAT IS ABOUT IT...WHAT MUST CHANGE ??? OUR CAPACITY TO SHOW MERCY AND FORGIVENESS...DARKNESS WILL NEVER POUND OUT DARKNESS .

BLESSINGS AND CURSES...NOVEMBER 2001

WALK IN LOVE...AND DON'T STEP IN SHIT.

ALIENS

MAYBE THE UNIVERSE BEGAN TWO MINUTES AGO...AND ALIENS WITH BIG BREASTS AND LONG HORNS IMPLANTED ALL THIS CRAP IN OUR HEADS .

BISEXUALS

IF SO DESIRED...BISEXUALS HAVE A GREAT PLACE TO HIDE .

FOOTSTEPS...OCTOBER 2001

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR YOUR SHOES ON THE BEACH...UNLESS IT IS THE BEACH OF LIFE .

BLOW JOB...

DO WE ACTUALLY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLOWING SOMETHING UP AND A BLOW JOB ??? NOT MOST OF US .

BLACK DOG

MY DEAR...NOT ONLY IS YOUR BLACK RETRIEVER NOT BLACK...BUT I DON'T THINK HE IS A DOG , EITHER . 

DEAR FRIEND

YEA , THE PROBLEM WITH LEGALISM IS THAT IT CAN BE SO WELL DISGUISED...THE MAIN THING , HOWEVER...IS THAT PEOPLE'S NEEDS ARE SO BIG...THEY WILL FALL FOR JUST ABOUT ANY FUCKING THING...AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE...BULLSHIT IS ALMOST ALWAYS DEFENDED WITH VIOLENCE...LUV STU 

CONFRONTATION...FEBRUARY 2001

CONFRONTATION IS BEST SERVED WITH A STRAIGHT GLASS OF COMPASSION.

AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL...DECEMBER 2000

WHEN YOUR EYES ARE FINALLY OPENED...YOU WILL COME TO REALIZE THAT THE ONLY THING YOU CONTROLLED...WAS A DELUSION .

REDEMPTION...OCTOBER 2000

IT IS NOT OUR GOODNESS...IT IS OUR MARRIAGE TO LOVE THAT MAKES OUR LIVES SWEET .

I ONCE TRIED TO SHOW MY MOTHER HOW YOU COULDN'T BREAK AN EGG IF YOU HELD IT PROPERLY...WE ARE ALL BROKEN EGGS .

LOOK...BEHIND YOU...IT'S "SHIT FOR BRAINS" .

TRAVEL LOG...OCTOBER 2000

THE GREATER YOU PUT ON THE LINE...THE GREATER THE REWARD .

LOVE DEPRIVATION...DECEMBER 2000

PEOPLE ARE MOST BASICALLY THE SAME...GIVE THEM A HITLER...THEY WILL FALL TO THE OCCASION...GIVE THEM MARTIN LUTHER KING...THEY WILL RISE TO THE OCCASION...BUT...ALL IN ALL..."MANY ARE CALLED...FEW ARE CHOSEN " .

POINT BEING...AT ALL COST...RISE ABOVE THE MASSES !!!

ROADS...MAY 2000

BEHAVIOR ISN'T THE ISSUE...THE LOVE BEHIND IT IS .

SHUTTING DOWN...MAY 2000

TO BE ALIVE...IS TO LOVE WHEN ALL AROUND US COMMANDS US TO SHUT DOWN .

AN ODE TO AN ERECTION

THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT BILLY CAN GIVE HIMSELF AN ERECTION IN FIVE SECONDS...THE BAD NEWS IS...THAT IS EXACTLY HOW LONG HE CAN KEEP IT .

INTEGRITY...MARCH 2000

INTEGRITY IS A MANIFESTATION OF LOVE...AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE TO CONVINCE PEOPLE YOU HAVE IT .

GOLDFISH...MARCH 2000

HUMAN NATURE IS TO LOWER OURSELVES TO OUR PARTNER'S NEUROTIC BEHAVIOR...THEN LIE ABOUT IT AND GET EASILY OFFENDED IF SOMEONE DISAGREES .

IDOLS ARE BAD...MARCH 2000

MAKE NO MISTAKE...THE VAST MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION IS EITHER TRAPPED WHERE THEY ARE...OR  THEY FIGURE THEY CAN GET SOMETHING FOR THEMSELVES...DIVINE INSPIRATION...VERY FEW AND FAR BETWEEN .

HUMILITY AND THE BLUE SPOTTED PIGEON...A.K.A...DEAR FRIEND...

I ONCE WROTE..." THE THING I HATE ABOUT INTEGRITY...IS YOU HAVE TO LIE SO FUCKING MUCH TO CONVINCE PEOPLE YOU HAVE IT "...HUMILITY IS INDEED IN THE SAME BALLPARK...BOTH STAPLES OF THE SPIRITUAL LIFE...THAT HAVE BEEN SCREWED TO DEATH BY THE JESUS GOOD TIME GANG...LUV STU

PROJECTION...OCTOBER 1999

WE SEE EACH OTHER...AS WE ARE .

MONEY...NOVEMBER 1999

THE MORE MONEY  WE HAVE...THE MORE OUR TRUE IDENTITY WILL MANIFEST ITSELF AROUND US .

MONEY WILL MAKE YOU NAKED !!!

GODS AND SUCH...AUGUST 1999

WE ARE DEFINED BY THE LOVE WE MAKE .

GUESS WHAT I'M THINKING ???

ASK YOURSELF...

ASK YOURSELF...WOULD GOD REALLY GIVE A FUCK ???

MARITIME STEEL...MAY 1999

WE ARE TO FORGIVE...JUSTIFICATION IS PRETEND FORGIVENESS...IT HOLDS NO REALITY AND WILL FALL APART .

FREE AS A BIRD...MARCH 1999

IT IS NEVER THE ICE BURG'S FAULT...IT IS ALWAYS THE TITANIC...YOU , MY FRIEND...ARE THE TITANIC...TAKE A GOOD FUCKING LOOK BEFORE YOU SET YOUR COURSE . 

MASTURBATION...MARCH 1999

WHY DO RELIGIOUS PEOPLE THINK MASTURBATION IS SIN ??? WELL , FOR ONE THING...GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE THINKING ABOUT WHILE DOING IT...AND...FOR ANOTHER...WHAT IS THE USE OF RELIGION IF IT CANNOT CONTROL YOUR SEXUALITY ???

TO PUT IT SIMPLY...RELIGION IS THERE TO FUCK YOU UP .

WHAT WE HAVE...FEBRUARY 1999

FOR THE THINGS GOD GIVES US...WE HAVE NO ARMS OR HANDS...THEY COME UPON US...OR THEY DO NOT...THE WIND BLOWS OR DOES NOT .

AS THE UNIVERSE SLEEPS FUCKACIOUSLY

DECEMBER 1998...MERCY

ARE WE AFRAID MERCY IS SO LIMITED IN QUANTITY...THAT WE WILL HAVE NONE  LEFT OVER FOR OURSELVES ???

I REACH INTO MY POCKET...DOWN TO THE LAST FEW GRAINS...HOWEVER...FIVE YEARS LATER...STILL...DOWN TO MY LAST FEW GRAINS .

FANTASY...OCTOBER 1998

WE TEACH OTHERS HOW TO GET ALONE...AND THAT IS FINE WHILE THE DRUGS ARE STILL WORKING .

LOVE NEEDS A SOLID FOUNDATION .

SUCKING YOUR PENIS...

SO...ONE LION SAYS TO THE OTHER..." JUST BECAUSE I LIKE CAT FOOD MORE THAN RHINO...DOES NOT MAKE ME A HOMOSEXUAL...NOW...SUCKING YOUR PENIS...THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY " .

SEVERED LEFT HAND...AUGUST 1998

WINTER OF 1998 , I BELIEVE...I GAVE A TALK AT THIS EVENT REFERRED TO AS : "THE LOFT"...SO...THESE PEOPLE FIGURED THAT BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE HAD A MEETING  IN A BARN AND REALLY SWELL THINGS HAPPENED...THEY COULD STICK ME IN A BARN WITH 500 KIDS AND THE SAME SHIT WOULD GO DOWN...YOU KNOW...LIKE GOD IS NOW FOUND ESPECIALLY  IN BARNS OR SOMETHING .

...GUESS WHAT HAPPENED ???

GODS AND SUCH...AUGUST 1999

WHAT RELIGION CAN DO FOR YOU...IS TO TAKE AWAY THE LEARNING EXPERIENCE THAT GOD HAS SO ABUNDANTLY OFFERED US .

"DO WHAT YOU ARE FUCKING WELL TOLD"...THE MAN OF RELIGION CRIES...THEN HE WIPES HIS ASS WITH A BROKEN PIECE OF GUN SHELL .

MEANING OF LIFE...JULY 1998

DYING SHOULD POINT US TO LIFE...ONE OF THOSE PARADOXES...AND IF IT DOESN'T...ONE HAS TO ENTERTAIN THE POSSIBILITY THAT ONE HAS NEVER BEEN ALIVE .

DEAR FRIEND

I WROTE A BOOK ENTITLED "ORGANIC COMMUNITY"...OBVIOUSLY IMPLYING THAT MY EMPHASIS IS MORE ON THE ORGANIC SIDE OF THINGS...LOVE NATURALLY HAPPENS...AND WE SEMI-NATURALLY DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO FUCK IT UP...THAT IS...ATTEMPTING TO DIRECT IT IN OUR FUCKED-UP STRANGE LITTLE DIRECTION FOR IT TO DO AS WE PLEASE...THIS DOES NOT WORK AND NEVER WILL...LUV STU   

RESURRECTION LIFE...APRIL 1998

LOVE WILL TAKE YOU INTO WHOLENESS...OR...AT LEAST...A PLACID EMBRACING OF YOUR BROKENNESS .

THE PARADOX IS THAT IT DEMANDS YOU TO DEMAND NOTHING .

IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS...THERE ARE TRILLIONS OF UNIVERSE'S...AND THE ONLY CONSTANT...IS LOVE .

FAITH...APRIL 1998

YOUR MIND IS NOT SPIRIT...AND IT CANNOT LEAD LIKE SPIRIT...LOVE SEES ACROSS THE UNIVERSE AS EASILY AS IT SEES ACROSS THE SUPPER TABLE .

JUDGEMENT OR LOVE...MARCH 1998

WITHOUT FORGIVENESS...LOVE IS AN EMPTY SHELL...READY TO BE CRACKED AND RUINED AT ANY TIME...PUT IT TO YOUR EAR...AND YOU CANNOT HEAR THE SOUND OF THE OCEAN . 

FLARM'S DICTIONARY

MASTURBATION...TAKING ONES PENIS OR VAGINA FOR A JOY RIDE .

PSALM OF PSALMS...PART 1...FEBRUARY 1998

MOST THINGS YOU SHOULD LET GO OF...AND THE THINGS YOU SHOULD HOLD ONTO...YOU SHOULD REALLY LET GO OF .

EASY TO LOVE...FEBRUARY...1998

THE PROSTITUTE IS USUALLY CLOSER TO THE TRUTH...THAN THE MAN IN THE SUIT.

MOTIVATION...JANUARY 1998

DRIVING TO NEW YORK...I SEE THIS DOG A FEW HUNDRED YARDS TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD...I HAVE AN INTUITION...THAT FUCKER IS GOING TO ATTACK...NEXT THING...HE SMASHES INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAR...(THE DRIVER THINKS HE HIT SOMEBODY )...HOW DID I KNOW??? AND , BETTER STILL...WHY DID THAT FUCKING DOG PICK OUR CAR AS OPPOSED TO THE THOUSANDS HE OBVIOUSLY LET GO BY ???

HERE IS THE THING...A PURE MOTIVE WILL WORK...LIKE LOVE WILL WORK...ALL ELSE WILL EVENTUALLY FAIL...(YOU WILL BE A DEAD DOG ) .

"LET IT BE"...THE BEATLES

SLIGHTLY OFF THE SUBJECT...DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE THREE VERSIONS OF THE BEATLES "LET IT BE" ALBUM ??? THERE IS THE COMMERCIAL VERSION...THE "LET IT BE NAKED " STRIPPED DOWN VERSION FROM A FEW YEARS AGO...THEN THERE IS THE ULTRA-RAW , NEVER RELEASED..."GET BACK "...THAT LENNON WANTED RELEASED FOR SOME STRANGE REASON OR ANOTHER .

REALITY , WHAT A CONCEPT...BOOK 2 PART 1...DECEMBER 1997

IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY...YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT EVERYONE IS INSANE...BUT IF YOU LOOK CLOSER STILL...YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT THIS MAY BE A BEAUTIFUL THING...OR...AT LEAST...A FOUNDATION WHERE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL CAN DEVELOP .

THE WALL...NOVEMBER 1997

THE FIRST TIME I SAW AN ANGEL...I WAS 18 YEARS OLD...PRETTY FUCKED UP AND SUPERNATURAL...BUT NO FEAR...IT IS A PARADOX , IS IT NOT ??? HOW COULD WE HAVE NO FEAR OF SOMEONE WHO PLACED US UPON SUCH A FUCKED UP PLANET ???

...ALL THINGS REAL...ARE PARADOXES .

LOVE SHAKES THINGS UP

IF YOU ARE NOT PISSING OFF PEOPLE...YOU PROBABLY ARE PISSING OFF GOD .

SPEAKING INTO LIFE...AUGUST 1997

I HADN'T SEEN THIS FELLOW IN 10 YEARS...DIVINELY I HEAR..."PRAY TO SEE #*^%*"...WITHIN A MINUTE...THERE HE IS .

DIVINE GUIDANCE ONLY HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE BEING GUIDED DIVINELY...TAKE THE HARD ROAD...THE LOVING ROAD...AND THE FORGIVING ROAD...THINGS SHOULD BE O.K.

BECOMING HUMAN...JULY 1997

SEX DETERIORATES INTO NOTHING...JUST SWEAT , FLUIDS AND SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS...FOR EXAMPLE... AS FAR AS THE DETERIORATED SEXUAL BEING IS CONCERNED...LICKING A VAGINA COULD BE LIBERATING AND FREE...STROKING ONE...COULD BE GROUNDS FOR RELATIONSHIP TERMINATION...HENCE...THE SELF RIGHTEOUS BULLSHIT IS IN ACTION.

THE MORE INTIMATE THE HUMAN ACT...THE DARKER THE SELF RIGHTEOUS DETERIORATION .

FEELINGS...MARCH 1997

FEEL WHAT YOU WANT...THEN LOVE .

LOVE IS A WAY OF LIFE AND AN ART FORM...NOT AN EMOTION .

WHO JERKED-OFF IN THE KITCHEN SINK ???

THE ROAD OF LIFE...APRIL 1997

YOU CAN BE JUST SMART ENOUGH TO GET YOURSELF INVOLVED IN A GAME...WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED...OR JUST STUPID ENOUGH TO BARELY NOT QUALIFY .

WALK WELL !!!

THE WRONG GOD

THOSE WHO HAVE GOD FIGURED OUT...HAVE FIGURED OUT THE WRONG GOD .

REALITY , WHAT A CONCEPT...PART 15...MARCH 1997

EVERY GENERATION WANTS TO ENSLAVE THE WEAKER MEMBERS...MANY WILL EVEN LINE UP...AND THEN THEY BRING GOD INTO THE FUCKING MESS...BLAME THE WHOLE FUCKING THING ON HIM...

...I NEED A DRINK !!!

FISHING , FUCKING AND BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN...AND , OH , YES...SEA MONSTERS .

THE ICE AGE...FEBRUARY 1997

THE ICE AGE USUALLY BEGINS IN A PILE OF BURNING LUST...IT IS HARD TO SEARCH FOR THE WARM GLOW OF A FIRE...WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR .

REAL LOVE...FEBRUARY 1997

GREATER LOVE HAS NO MAN THAN THIS...THAT HE LAYS DOWN HIS LIFE FOR HIS BROTHER...CONVERSELY...SAYING YOU LOVE SOMEONE TO DEATH...THEN BUGGERING OFF...IS QUITE THE PATHETIC THING TO DO .

DEAR FRIEND

THE THING ABOUT FREEDOM...IS THAT VIRTUALLY EVERYONE GIVEN FREEDOM  WILL KEEP ON PUSHING UNTIL UNTIL THEY PUSHED RIGHT INTO THE SHIT FACTORY 500 MILES DOWN THE ROAD...THEN , OF COURSE...THEY WILL DESPISE AND BLAME THE POOR FUCKER WHO GAVE THEM FREEMON IN THE BEGINNING...IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS...TREAD LIGHTLY AND BALANCE ALL WITH THE PUREST LOVE THAT YOUR HEART CAN EMBRACE...LUV STU

LOVING EVERYONE...JANUARY 1997

SOMEHOW...SOMEWAY...WE ARE ALL INTERCONNECTED...WHICH IS STRANGE...BECAUSE I AM SURE THIS IMPLYS THAT WE ARE ALSO  MORE SEPARA TED THAN  YOU CAN IMAGINE AS WELL .

AND THE UNIVERSE CONTINUES TO TWIRL .

UNFORGIVING SERVANT...NOVEMBER 1996

IF YOU WANT TO KICK SOMEONE IN THE BALLS...YOU MAY AS WELL CHOP OFF THEIR HEAD TOO...RESTORING THE BALANCE OF LOVE IS LIKE RE-SETTING THE UNIVERSE...MAYBE EVEN HARDER .

FRIENDSHIP...DECEMBER 1996

IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE LIFE CANNOT HAPPEN TO YOU...FUCK IT...SURE , WHY  NOT ??? BUT WHEN HAPPENS TO SOMEONE ELSE...PUT STUPID AWAY AND BE THERE FOR THEM .

THE TREE BENT ITSELF...FOR THE SAME REASON THAT MONKEYS CAME OUT OF THE TREES...NOTHING BETTER TO DO .

EVERYBODY HAS A DREAM...NOVEMBER 1996

IF YOUR AIM IS TO FUCK THINGS UP...PEOPLE CAN RELATE...LOVE , HOWEVER...REFLECTS ONLY BEAUTY...AND THAT IS FAR HARDER TO WRAP ONES HEAD AROUND .

maybe

FORGIVENESS...NOVEMBER 1996

WITHOUT FORGIVENESS...EVERYTHING CRASHING IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME .

IN MY FATHER'S HOUSE...SEPTEMBER 1996

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW YOU COULD FEEL THE ATMOSPHERE OF A HOUSE ??? WELL...THAT SHIT IS REAL...IT DOES NOT MATTER IF WE MAKE SPIRITS OR ATTRACT THEM...THE END RESULT IS THAT THERE IS A FORCE WITH A LIFE OF ITS OWN .

PAIN...

I CAN TELL BY READING THE WRITING OF MARTIN LUTHER KING JR...HE THOUGHT LONG AND FUCKING HARD BEFORE HE MADE ANY CONCLUSIONS CONCERNING HOW HE WAS BEING TREATED AND THOSE WHO WERE TREATING HIM IN SUCH A WAY...POINT BEING...PAIN WILL EITHER CAUSE YOU TO LOSE YOUR SHIT...OR TO BECOME IN INTIMATE CONTACT WITH THE REALITY OF THE SITUATION AND THAT PARTICULAR PART OF THE UNIVERSE...AFTER INTENSE PAIN...FOR BETTER OR WORSE...YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME .

HAPPY BIRTHDAY...I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR BUCKET OF SHIT .

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THE RIVER...AUGUST 1986

DID YOU KNOW THAT COMPULSIVE MASTURBATORY PEOPLE HAVE SOMETHING LIKE A 20 % CHANCE LESS OF GETTING CANCER IN THEIR PRIVATES THAN THOSE WHO DON'T DO IT A LOT .

KEEP THE RIVER FLOWING , COMRADS !!!

LEAST COMMON DENOMINATOR...JULY 1996

WHY DO WE HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT SOMEONE BEFORE WE GIVE THEM A BREAK...SHOULD NOT THEM BREATHING BE ENOUGH REASON .

TRUE COLORS...JULY 1996

...SO THE MINISTER STOOD IN FRONT OF THE CONGREGATION AND SAID THAT THE SERMON WOULD BE ON LETTING GO AND NOT TAKING LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY...AND THE CONGREGATION SAID..."AMEN" .

THEN HE SAID HIS FAVORITE FLAVOR OF SPERM WAS LIME...DEAD SILENCE .

LIMITATIONS...JANUARY 1996

IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR LIMITATION...SOONER OR LATER YOU WILL HEAR YOURSELF SAYING..."THAT BOOT WAS WAY TOO BIG FOR MY ASS " .

REAL / BEAUTIFUL AND UGLY...DECEMBER 28 1995

HOW WOULD THE WORLD FUNCTION...IF EVERYONE SAW EVERYTHING FOR WHAT IT REALLY WAS ???

YOUR PAIN...DECEMBER 27...1995

WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE ENOUGH TO DIE FOR THEM...YOU FIND LIFE...UNTIL THEN...YOU WERE JUST EXISTING .

STAY WITH MOMMY...OR THE LIZARD MAN WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS .

FUCKING THE DOG

WHEN YOU FUCK THE DOG...FUCK THE DOG BOLDLY .

DOGS...NEW YEARS EVE 1992

BE MORE LIKE YOUR DOG...AND LESS LIKE YOUR CLERGYMAN .

TALKING TO PEOPLE...

I SEE THIS FELLOW APPROACH MY BUILDING...I RECOGNIZE HIM...'' HEY , STEVE "...I SAY...AND IT WAS INDEED STEVE...JUST ONE THAT I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE ...STRANGE DAYS INDEED .

THE DEER HUNTER...OCTOBER 1992

THIS LADY TELLS ME THAT I AM RUINING THE LIVES OF THE KIDS I AM "MINISTERING" TOO...I GUESS...THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE MESSAGE IS FUCKING THEM UP...A  FATHER ONCE TOLD HIS BOY TO JUMP OFF THE WAGON AND THAT HE WOULD CATCH HIM...THE BOY JUMPED AND THE FATHER DID NOT CATCH HIM...HE ONLY SAID..."THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO TRUST ANYONE"...I WONDER IF THE MAN AND THE LADY ARE RELATED ???

BOYS AND GIRLS...JUNE 8 1995

IT IS NOT WHO YOU LOVE...IT IS HOW...WHY...WHAT...WHERE...you know...like not outside in front of the cop station...and...WHEN...not during a full moon in a werewolf infested village...AND WHEN IT'S OVER...AND THE LAST BIT OF MALE JUICE IS CLEANED OFF OF THE KITCHEN TABLE...REMEMBER...FORGIVE AND LEARN .

DIRTY ROTTEN SCUM...DECEMBER 1992

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PREDICTING SOME STORE OR ANOTHER WILL NOT SUSTAIN ITSELF...IF , HOWEVER , YOU ARE WRONG...AND THEY STAY IN BUSINESS... AND YOU ARE DISAPPOINTED THAT THEY PROVED YOU WRONG...YOU , MY DEAR FRIEND...HAVE A HUGE FUCKING PROBLEM .

DARKNESS ON THE EDGE OF CHINATOWN...NOVEMBER 1992

HERE IS THE SHIT...PEOPLE LEARN SOME GARBAGE AT ONE PLACE OR ANOTHER...DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO VALIDATE IT...THEN HINGE THEIR LIVES UPON IT .

THE THING IS...WHAT YOU BELIEVE...WILL BE TRANSLATED INTO ACTIONS .

KING OF THE JUNGLE...PART 5

FIRST LION : " HOW COME MY MINISTER TOLD ME NOT TO MASTURBATE ??? "

SECOND LION : " WELL , REMEMBER HOW THE LAST MINISTER GOT YOU TO STOP MASTURBATING THEN POKED YOU IN THE BOTTOM WHEN YOU GOT REALLY HORNY ??? "

FIRST LION : " OH , YEA... I FORGOT " .

HOSEA - BETRAYED...NOVEMBER 1992

HOSEA MARRIED A PROSTITUTE TO MEET SOME NEUROTIC NEED IN HIS LIFE...THEN HE FIGURED THAT IT WAS GOD'S IDEA...SO GOES THE HUMAN RACE...CHASING NEED...TAKING NO RESPONSIBILITY...AND WATCHING IT ALL GO TO SHIT . 

SAVING TIME...

A GOOD WAY TO SAVE TIME...SHOVE FOOD UP YOUR ASS AND JUMP UP AND DOWN .

REALITY , WHAT A CONCEPT...BOOK 2...DENIAL...JANUARY / FEBRUARY / JULY 1992

ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS TO DO...EVER...GET DRUNK AND HIKE NAKED...NOW , WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN TO YOUR MINISTER IF HE BEGAN HIS SERMON THIS SUNDAY WITH THIS CONFESSION ???

THE GOAL OF JESUS WAS NOT TO TEACH US HOW TO BULLSHIT EACH OTHER .

THE GRIM REAPER...OCTOBER 11-16...1992

WE CONFRONT EVENTUALLY EVERY PART OF OURSELVES...TO SEE IF WE CAN LEARN HOW TO LOVE IT...TO REDEEM IT...TO BRING IT INTO ETERNITY WITH THE REST OF US...TO TAKE IT FROM DEATH AND INTO LIFE .

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO JAMES TAYLOR...FEBRUARY 15 1993

STILL REMEMBER THIS...HOW EVERYONE LISTENED TO JAMES FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT...THE THING IS ABOUT PAIN...IT ALWAYS BRINGS TRUTH TO THE SURFACE...IF IT DIDN'T HURT SO MUCH...IT WOULD BE GOD'S  STRONGEST ALLY .

OH , LORD...BLESS THIS HEAD BASHING SACRAMENT...IN JESUS' NAME...

DEATH IS THE LAW...MARCH 1992

THE MINISTER TAUGHT THAT THEY COULD SEE NEW JERUSALEM COMING TO EARTH THROUGH A HIGH POWERED TELESCOPE...AND YOU BEST NOT FUCKING DISAGREE...THAT WAS THE TRUTH FOR THAT DAY .

GOD'S ONLY LAW IS LOVE .

CATS...MARCH 4 1993

A FRIEND OF MINE AND MYSELF WERE MEDITATING ON HIS FRONT POURCH  IN TOWNSVILLE...SUDDENLY...THIS CAT BEGAN TO TALK FROM A THICKET OF BUSHES ACROSS THE STREET...IT TOLD US THAT IT WOULD KILL US...YOU KNOW...SHIT LIKE THAT...THING IS...MY UNDERSTANDING OF EVIL IS THAT IT CAN ONLY SCARE US INTO A CERTAIN DIRECTION...POINT BEING...IT WAS NOTHING THAT A GOOD OLD FASHION WATER BALLOON COULDN'T TAKE CARE OF .

OLD MAN...NOVEMBER 14 1992

WE WILL GET CARVED AWAY LIKE A SEA SHELL...THE ONLY ISSUE IS...WILL IT BE IN THE HANDS AND CURRENT OF  LOVE...OR BY OCEAN WAVES AND WIND AND HEAT AND COLD...BASHING US INTO LITTLE PIECES .

...ABUSE...

YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN THE LAST TIME YOU WILL EVER SEE SOMEONE IS...SO MAKE SURE YOU ABUSE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM EVERY CHANCE YOU HAVE .

DO YOU SEE THE DONKEY SMOKING THE CIGAR ???

ROCK OF AGES...MARCH 5 1993

STONES TURN INTO SAND...PEOPLE TURN INTO ASHES...BUT WHAT IS DONE IN LOVE...WILL ALWAYS REMAIN .

SELAH...MARCH 30 1993

THE PURPOSE OF LOVE IS TO RAISE PEOPLE FROM THE DEAD...THE PURPOSE OF RELIGION IS TO FINISH THEM OFF WHILE THEY SUFFER...BUT TO PRETEND THAT YOU ARE RAISING THEM FROM THE DEAD .