THE MINISTER'S WIFE...

THIS LOVE AND ACCEPTANCE THING WILL TAKE YOU SO FAR...THEN YOU ARE GOING TO RUIN YOUR LIFE...NOBODY WILL TOLERATE TOO MUCH INTEGRITY .

...AND SO THE COSMIC MASTURBATION CONTINUES .

REAL LOVE... NOV. 88 JUNE 89

BY NOT LOVING ME...YOU GET ALL THIS TIME TO FUCK AROUND AND DO WHAT YOU WANT...AND BY NOT LOVING ANYONE...THAT TIME BECOMES AN INFINITE UNIVERSE...FILLED WITH...SWEET FUCK ALL .

LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR...AUGUST 1989

...SHE SAID I MISSED BEING THE PERFECT MAN FOR HER BY LESS THAN ONE INCH...SOONER OR LATER...EVERYTHING IS REDUCED TO ITS LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR...THAT IS...IT ALL GETS REAL.

NEAREST FUCKING LABEL PART 2

MY POINT IS THAT PEOPLE PROBABLY DO SEE WEIRD SHIT ALL OVER THIS PLANET...BUT PERSONALLY I THINK THAT THERE IS AT LEAST A SLIGHT CHANCE THAT THEY ARE ALL PERCEIVING THE SAME THING FROM A COMPLETELY DISTINCT CULTURAL VIEW POINT...THAT IS TO SAY...I SEE MR. SASQUATCH BECAUSE THIS IS CONGRUENT WITH WHAT OUR CULTURE HAS INGRAINED INTO MY CRANIUM...OR , IN OTHER WORDS...WE HAVE GIVEN A SPIRIT* ITS OWN UNIQUE IDENTITY.

*A FRIEND OF MINE WHO IS A SCIENTIST SAYS THAT , AND I QUOTE..." IN PHYSICS...THERE IS USUALLY ONE OF SOMETHING...OR AN INFINITE NUMBER"...HUMMMMMM...IF THERE ARE AN INFINITE NUMBER OF UNIVERSES...THERE IS A VERY GOOD CHANCE THAT SOME HOW...SOMEWAY...SOME OF THESE COULD POSSIBLY ENCROACH ONTO OUR TERRITORY...AND BRING SOME FUNKY MOTHER FUCKERS ALONG WITH THEM .

NEAREST FUCKING LABEL

REMEMBER...IF THEY SEE YOU IN CALIFORNIA ...YOU ARE A SASQUATCH...IF THEY SEE YOU IN ICELAND...YOU ARE A TROLL...IF THEY SEE YOU IN SCOTLAND...A MOTHER FUCKING PIXIE...YOU , MY DEAR FRIEND...ARE THE NEAREST FUCKING LABEL THEY CAN FIND TO STICK ON YOUR ASS...THAT SIMPLE .

BILLY'S PENIS IS LARGER THAN YOUR PENIS BECAUSE HIS FATHER IS A MARINE .

DEAR FRIEND

YEA , TAKE THE VINE METAPHOR AS FAR AS YOU WANT...IT IS WONDERFUL AND IT REALLY CONCEPTUALIZES WHERE SPIRITUALITY IS SUPPOSED TO GO...ORGANICALLY ATTACHED TO A LOVING FATHER...IN A WAY THAT COMPELS US TO LEAVE MAN MADE STRUCTURES ALONE...NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE EVIL...OR WHATEVER...BUT BECAUSE...BY DEFINITION...ORGANIC LIFE CANNOT BE RITUALIZED...IN FACT...THE RITUALS ONLY HAPPEN...AS A RESULT OF BEING TAKEN FROM THE VINE...THEY ARE A REPLACEMENT OF LOVE...LUV STU   

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ???

SO I THREW A COIN INTO THE AIR AND IT LANDED ON A TILE FLOOR...PERFECTLY BALANCED STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN...I LOOKED AT IT FOR A MINUTE OR SO...AND PICKED IT UP...IMPOSSIBLE , RIGHT ??? THE BAD SIDE OF SEEING LITERALLY HUNDREDS OF EVENTS THIS STRANGE...AND EVER STRANGER...IT THAT YOU BEGIN TO THINK THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON'S PERCEPTION OF LIFE IS JUST RIDICULOUS...WHICH ,OF COURSE...IS ONLY PARTIALLY TRUE...AND MY POINT ??? WHATEVER IS GOING ON DOWN HERE...IS NOT WHAT WE THINK...BUT THE SAD PART IS...500 YEARS FROM NOW...WHEN THE LAWS OF PHYSICS HAVE JERKED OUR GENITALS RIGHT OFF OUR FRONTAL LOBES...WE WILL BE ARROGANT ENOUGH TO BELIEVE THAT IS THE TRUTH AS WELL .

DEAR FRIEND

TOLSTOY WAS NOT A NOVELIST...HE WAS A HOCKEY PLAYER...HE PLAYED GOALIE FOR THE  MONTREAL CANANIANS AND LATER THE ST. LEWIS BLUES...HE WOULD SHOW UP BLIND DRUNK EVERY GAME AND THROW UP IN THE CHANGING ROOM...BUT NOBODY SEEMED TO MIND BECAUSE HE WAS SOOO FUCKING GOOD...ANYWAY...I WILL TAKE CARE OF THE LETTER THINGIE...LUV STU  

.

JIM THE ADULTERER

IT WASN'T THAT JIM WAS THE ONLY ADULTERER THAT I HAD KNOWN...BUT , UNLESS MY RECOLLECTION IS INCORRECT...HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS PROUD OF IT...I CAN STILL SEE HIS EAR TO EAR SMILE...LOOKING LIKE HE HAD JUST RAISED SOME CHILD FROM THE DEAD...MAYBE I AM MISSING SOMETHING...BUT I DON'T THINK SO .

FLEXIBLE HOURS

when they say...FLEXIBLE HOURS...what they really mean is that they will tell you when you work...how long you work...and when you may or may not get a day off...THE FUCKERS !!!

JIM JOINT

I ONCE KNEW A DRUG DEALER NAMED JIM JOINT .

DEAR FRIEND...

I BELIEVE IT WAS TOLSTOY WHO EQUATED THE DEMISE OF CHRISTIANITY WITH THE ADVENT OF CHRISTIAN LEARNING INSTITUTIONS .

( YEA , R.B.C.)

P.S.
CORRECT ME IF I GOT MY THEOLOGIANS FUCKED UP.

...AND THE DEVIL SAID TO GOD...

AND THE DEVIL SAID TO GOD...YOU CAN HAVE THE STRUGGLE BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL...I JUST WANT TO GET FUCKED .

DEAR FRIEND

HUMMM...I THINK YOU MISSED MY POINT...THE THING HERE IS NOT ABOUT FORGIVENESS...FORGIVENESS IS TO CHRISTIANITY WHAT AN EGG IS TO MAKING A PIE...WE MUST LEARN THE ART OF FORGIVENESS !!! WE MUST ALSO LEARN THE ART OF HEALTHY BOUNDARIES...AND BEING IN FELLOWSHIP WITH THOSE WHO WANT TO BEAT THE LIVING FUCK RIGHT OUT OF YOU...MEANS YOU MUST NOT HAVE HEALTHY BOUNDARIES...NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU WILL BE NO GOOD TO ANYONE AFTER THEY GET THROUGH WITH YOU ANYWAY...THE CHURCH IS NOT AN INSTITUTION...THE CHURCH IS JOHN CHAPTER 15...THE INSTITUTION THING IS A POOR AND CHEAP SUBSTITUTE...LUV STU  

DEAR FRIEND

THE CONTAINERS THAT THE PENTECOSTALS BUILD FOR SOULS ARE NOT A HELL OF A LOT DIFFERENT THAN THE CONTAINERS WE BUILD TO PUT GOLDFISH IN...THE PARALLEL CONTINUES BECAUSE BOTH US HUMANS AND THE FUCKING GOLDFISH ARE UNAWARE THAT THEY ARE BEING SCREWED...YOU KNOW...RAPED AND FREEZING AND COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO THE ENTIRE PROJECT...LOVE IS A STRANGE THING...AND THE MORE IT IS STRAYED FROM...THE MORE HIDEOUS CREATURES FROM THE DEEP WILL MOVE IN AND TAKE ITS PLACE...LUV STU

TO THE ALIENS

WELCOME TO PLANET EARTH...WHERE EVERYONE IS HORNY .

WHERE LIFE DOES ITS THING...

GLOVES...JULY 1989

RELIGION IS...NOTHING MORE AND NOTHING LESS...THAN A BARRIER BETWEEN YOU AND AN INTIMATE AWAKENING IN THE ARMS OF LOVE .

DEAR FRIEND

I LIKE THE IDEA OF AN AFTERLIFE AS WELL...AND I AM SURE I WILL SEE YOU THERE...HOWEVER...LENNON ALSO SAID...AND IN THE END THE LOVE YOU TAKE IS EQUAL TO THE LOVE YOU MAKE...AND THIS IS WHERE THE IDEA OF NON-EXISTENCE ENTERS...THAT IS TO SAY...THOSE WITHOUT LOVE...SIMPLY DISAPPEAR...AND THERE IS NO CLINICALLY INSANE CONCEPT OF TORTURE ASSOCIATED WITH THAT...IT IS MORE LIKE...IN THE WORDS OF DONNY OSMOND...GO AWAY LITTLE GIRL... LUV STU

DINGO WOMBAT...

there is a fly in my dingo wombat !!!

DEAR FRIEND

YEA , WE LOOK AT SIN AS SUCH A HORRIBLE THING AND THOSE WHO FOLLOW ITS WAY AS SIMPLY DECEIVED AND LOST...TRY THIS ONE OUT FOR SIZE : SIN IS THE NATURE OF THIS UNIVERSE...SO TO FOLLOW THE MOST OBVIOUS PATHWAY...THE ONE OF FLESH  , ROCK AND BONE...SIMPLY MEANS BY DEFINITION THAT ALL YOU ARE AND ALL YOU ARE WITHIN...IS SINKING LIKE A STONE...CRUMBLING INTO NOTHING BECAUSE THAT IS THE NATURE OF THIS UNIVERSE...AND I WILL NAME THIS UNIVERSE...GREGORY...HAVE A NICE DAY...LUV STU

DON'T...

DON'T TAKE SHIT OFF OF ANY DICK .

DEAR FRIEND

I GUESS , IN A VIRTUALLY LITERAL SENSE...WE HAVE TWO DOGS FIGHTING WITHIN US...AND THE ONE THAT WE FEED IS THE ONE WHO WILL WIN THE SCRAP...POINT BEING...LOVE MUST BE NURTURED AND CULTIVATED...AND HERE WE RUN INTO ANOTHER ONE OF THESE FUCKING PARADOX'S...THAT BEING...OUR TRUE SPIRITUAL BEAUTY...ONLY REALLY APPEARS AS WE STRAGGLE AND COMBAT EVIL POWERS...THAT IS...OUR BEAUTY IS DERIVED FROM  A STREET FIGHT , A TUG OF WAR...AND A LAST MAN STANDING CONTEST WITH THE POWERS OF EVIL...FUCKED UP , EH ??? 

GOD'S JUDGEMENT...

if you want to know god's judgement...go to church...if you want to know his love...get a dog.

DON'T BLAME THE CIGARETTE

DON'T BLAME THE CIGARETTE...IT WAS THE CANCER THAT KILLED HIM .

DEAR FRIEND

WHY DOES THE SUN GET NO PRAISE ??? I MEAN , IT'S A FUCKING AMAZING FEET...APPEARING IN THE OPEN SKY EVERY MORNING AND ILLUMINATING THE ENTIRE WORLD...DO YOU KNOW WHY ??? I WILL TELL YOU WHY...BECAUSE IT IS EASY AS FUCKING PIE FOR THE SUN TO APPEAR IN THE MORNING SKY...NOW , THE POOR LITTLE OLD LADY WHO GIVES THREE PENNIES...SHE IS THE HERO... WHY ??? BECAUSE SHE MADE A SACRIFICE...YOU KNOW ??? LIKE ROCKY BALBOA...GET MY DRIFT ??? IN ETERNITY THE LIGHT FROM THE OLD CHICK IS BRIGHTER THAN THE SUN...AND AS FOR THE ONE WHO IS TRANSPARENT...YOU GUESSED IT...ANOTHER HERO IN THE MAKING...LUV STU 

DEAR FRIEND

LIFE IS NOTHING BUT A SERIES OF RELATIONSHIPS...AND THE TRUE GOAL OF A TRUE LOVER IS TO MAKE THOSE RELATIONSHIPS AS BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERFUL AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE...THERE IS A FOOT NOTE , HOWEVER...IF SOMEONE'S DEFINITION OF BEAUTIFUL AND COMFORTABLE INVOLVES NAILING YOU TO A STICK AND HANGING YOU UP IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE...THAT , MY DEAR FRIEND...IS A  FUCKING PRICK...A.K.A...NOT A FRIEND...LUV STU .

MORE ON THE WHORE...

THE WHORE OF BABYLON MAKES GREAT PIZZA .

MOSES

MOSES MAY HAVE PARTED THE RED SEA...BUT YOU SHOULD SEE HIS FUCKING WATER BILL .

HUMANS...AUGUST 1989

LIFE DOES NOT TAKE US BY SURPRISE...THE ONLY SURPRISE IS HOW IT MEANDERS RIGHT BY US...AND WE DON'T PERCEIVE A FUCKING THING .

HAVING A LOT OF SHIT

THE REVELATION THAT COMES WITH HAVING A LOT OF SHIT...IS THAT HAVING A LOT OF SHIT DOESN'T GET YOU ANYWHERE...AND THE RESULT...MOST PEOPLE SIMPLY GET MORE SHIT...UNTIL THEY TURN THEIR ATTENTION TO SOMETHING ELSE...LIKE SEX OR SLANDER OR A NEW POODLE...POINT...WHEN JESUS SAID NOT TO TRUST RICH PEOPLE...HE WAS NOT FUCKING AROUND .

REALITY , WHAT A CONCEPT PART 12...THE OTHER ROAD

IMAGINE...FOR A SECOND...ONLY LOVE IS INDEED REAL...IF THAT BE THE CASE...THEN ALL ELSE IS AN ILLUSION...QUESTION...WHAT PART OF YOUR LIFE IS ACTUALLY THERE ???

DEAR FRIEND

INDEED...THE ISSUE WITH TRUTH IS SIMPLE...WE ARE FORCED AND MANIPULATED TO EMBRACE ALL THESE FUCKING TRUTHS  THAT ARE NOT EVEN IN THE SAME BALLPARK OF THE REAL AND ETERNAL TRUTH...LOVE...YOU KNOW THAT SOME FUCKERS  TRUTH IS THE ABSENCE OF TRUTH BECAUSE OF THE VIOLENCE AND MANIPULATION ASSOCIATED WITH IT...AND THE NEED TO MAKE OTHERS BELIEVE IT...TRUTH , AMONG OTHER THINGS...HAS OPEN  HANDS...YOU CAN ONLY HOLD ONTO WHAT YOU LET GO OF...LUV STU

DEAR FRIEND

LIFE IS A PARADOX...IT IS ALSO IRONIC...LIFE SEEMS TO BE RULED BY PRINCIPALS THAT SEEM TO BE LARGER THAN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE...I REFER TO THIS UNIVERSE AS THE SHADOW UNIVERSE...WE ARE LIVING IN THE SHADOW LAND...A POOR AND UNHEEDED REFLECTION OF THE TRUE REALITY...LOVE...WHICH WE STRIVE TOWARD IN A NON STRIVING WAY...HENCE , THE IRONY...LUV STU 

FAVORITE MOVIE...

FAVORITE MOVIE : night of the day of the dawn of the vampires in the middle of the afternoon .

BABY PIGEONS

you don't see baby pigeons...because i am all of them.

SCARY MONSTERS...

I WONDER IF SCARY MONSTERS GAZE UPON THE SUMMER NIGHT SKY ???

DEAR FRIEND

AS NEAR AS I CAN DISCERN...EVERYTHING OF IMPORTANCE IN THIS UNIVERSE IS A PARADOX...LOSE SOMETHING TO FIND...GIVE AWAY TO KEEP...AND SO ON...AND HOW IS THIS INFORMATION IMPORTANT ??? SIMPLE...IT SHOULD COME IN HANDY , MORE OFTEN THAN NOT...DURING THE DECISION MAKING PROCESS...LUV STU

world ending...

WOULDN'T IT BE FUNNY IF THE WORLD ENDED BEFORE IT ACTUALLY BEGAN ???

DEAR FRIEND

BLESSED ARE THE PURE AT HEART...INDEED , THEY ARE BLESSED...BUT GUESS WHAT ??? THE POOR FUCKERS ARE CURSED AS WELL...POINT BEING...YIN AND YANG , BABY...WE WILL NEVER BE COMPLETELY PURE DOWN HERE SO THERE WILL BE ULTERIOR MOTIVES ATTACHED TO OUR LOVE...POINT...THEY MUST BE SECONDARY...BE SUBMITTED TO THE LOVE COMMANDMENT...AND TO THE ETERNAL PATH OF LOVE...LUV STU 

IF THERE IS A LOCK NESS MONSTER...IT PROBABLY CRAWLED OUT OF YOUR ASS .

THE PRICE YOU PAY...

IT IS NOT WHAT YOU ACCOMPLISH...IT'S HOW MUCH IT COST YOU TO ACCOMPLISH IT .

DEAR FRIEND

THE BOTTOM LINE ABOUT HOLDING ON TO ANYTHING IS THAT WE CANNOT DO IT...WE HAVE NO CONTROL...JUST THE ILLUSION OF CONTROL...WHEN REALITY REARS ITS UGLY HEAD...WE OFTEN GET DEVASTATED...BUT THE ALTERNATIVE IS BEING FAST ASLEEP...AND THE LONGER WE SLEEP...THE LONGER THE ILLUSION HAS HAD A CHANCE TO PERPETUATE ITSELF...LUV STU 

FINE LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE...AUGUST 1989

WE ARE GOING WHERE WE ARE GOING...AND NOTHING WE CAN DO WILL STOP IT...SO WHY DO WE MAKE LOVING CHOICES ALONG THE WAY ??? SIMPLE...SO WE CAN FEEL GOOD ABOUT THE JOURNEY ONCE WE ARRIVE HOME .

UNIVERSITY...1980-1983

IT WAS A SNOWY AFTERNOON...UNIVERSITY WAS CLOSED...I WAS READING THE BIBLE...THE PART WHERE IT SAYS THAT THE YETI IS A TRANS-DIMENSIONAL BEING WHO FEARS NO MAN BUT IS TERRIFIED OF HIS OWN SEXUALITY...THE APOSTLE PAUL PROBABLY READ THAT ONE A LOT...I TOOK A BUS TO THE RECORD STORE...BOUGHT : STILLS YOUNG BAND...LONG MAY YOU RUN...FUCK...WE ARE  ALL RUNNING FROM SOMETHING .   

EARTH

FOR SOME PEOPLE...EARTH WILL BE AS CLOSE TO DEATH AS THEY EVER GET...FOR OTHERS...AS FAR AWAY FROM DEATH AS THEY EVER GET...BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE...IF YOU THINK THAT EVERYONE DOWN HERE IS ON THE SAME PLAIN OF EXISTENCE...YOU ARE TERRIBLY WRONG .

LIFE...IS A THING

ABRAHAM...

ABRAHAM USED HIS WIFE AS A WHORE...WHICH , RIGHT THERE...SHOWS GREAT LEADERSHIP ABILITY .

THE LOVE COMMANDMENT

THERE ARE ACTUALLY SOME CLERGY THAT I DON'T EVEN DISLIKE...BUT...YOU KNOW SOMETHING ??? I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANY OF THE FUCKERS LIVE DANGEROUSLY WITH THE ART OF LOVE...( AND PERVERSION DOESN'T COUNT ) .

DEAR FRIEND

YES , INDEED...IF SOMEONE FINDS LIVING A LIFE OF LOVE EASY...THEY ARE PROBABLY LYING TO YOU...THE QUESTION IS...WHO IS SUPPOSED TO BE IN YOUR LIFE AND WHO IS THERE OUT OF SOME SENSE OF OBLIGATION OR SOME NEUROTIC NEED...IF YOU CAN DESIRE NOTHING...THAT IS...ALL IS SUBJECT TO LOVE...THEN YOU CAN BE REASONABLY ASSURED THAT THOSE WHO YOU THEN GRAVITATE TWORD...ARE DIVINELY PLACED UPON YOUR PATH...LUV STU

I CAN ONLY STICK MY NOSE UP YOUR ASS FOR SO LONG...LET'S EAT .

DEAR FRIEND

LOOK AT THE UNIVERSE THIS WAY...IF SOMEONE SAID THAT SHE WAS YOUR WIFE...BUT SHE DIDN'T ACT LIKE YOUR WIFE...SOUND LIKE YOUR WIFE...HAD , IN FACT...NON OF YOUR WIFE'S PERSONALITY TRAITS WHAT SO EVER...WOULD YOU FEEL YOU HAD TO TAKE HER TO THE BASEBALL GAME JUST BECAUSE SHE HAD THE NERVE TO LIE TO YOU ??? INDEED , NOT...AND SO IT IS WITH THE FAMILY OF GOD...THERE IS NO OBLIGATION TO OPEN YOURSELF TO ANYONE THAT YOU REMOTELY SUSPECT IS BULLSHITTING YOU...AND THIS IS THE POWER OF WISDOM...LUV STU  . 

ME AND IRAN

the sign said...COME IN AND EXPERIENCE THE CULTURE OF IRAN...so i went inside and got shot in the leg .

DEAR FRIEND

RELATIONSHIP WITH ORGANIZED RELIGION IS AS FOLLOWS...IF YOU GET LUCKY...YOU ARE PICKING UP A RATTLE SNAKE...IF YOU ARE UNLUCKY...YOU ARE PICKING UP A COBRA...EITHER WAY YOU ARE BETTER OFF IF YOU JUST KEEP ON WALKING...BUT IF YOU REALLY FEEL THE NEED TO BE A SNAKE HANDLER...DON'T BLAME THE FUCKING SNAKE...HE IS ONLY DOING WHAT SNAKES DO...LUV STU

adam and eve...

in an alternate universe...adam takes the snake and fries him up on the bar-BO-q...god didn't know what in the fuck to do .

CAME HOME FROM WORK...

I CAME HOME FROM WORK AND CAUGHT MY WIFE HAVING SEX WITH THE DEVIL...AND THAT IS THE CLOSEST I HAVE EVER BEEN TO A CELEBRITY .

GOD...

GOD CREATED THE OCEAN BECAUSE HE LOVES BOATS .

DEAR FRIEND...

HA , HA , HA...SURELY YOU JEST...WHO ARE GOD'S PEOPLE ??? WELL...JESUS SAID THAT..." MY PEOPLE ARE THOSE WHO DO MY FATHERS WILL "...THAT IS TO SAY...THOSE WHO LOVE...BE THEM STRAIGHT , GAY , JEW , CHRISTIAN...BLACK OR WHITE...WHATEVER...IT DOESN'T REALLY MATTER , BABY...THOSE WHO TRULY LOVE...HAVE FOUND GOD...AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE PARTICULARLY GOOD AT IT EITHER...JUST SINCERE...LUV STU  

DEFINITION OF IRONIC...

DEFINITION OF IRONIC...EATING ALL DRESSED CHIPS IN A NUDEST COLONY .

WARM FUZZIES...AUG. 1989

WHEN WE ACT OR FUNCTION OUTSIDE THE FRAMEWORK OF LOVE...WHAT WE WILL END UP WITH IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR...OH , YES...BULLSHIT HELPS...JUST NOT AS MUCH AS WE THINK .

BEING DEFENSIVE...

before you have a CONFRONTATION...remember...most people will simply get defensive...not because they are completely hyped up on the idea of defending themselves...but because THEY DON'T HAVE A FUCKING IDEA OF WHO THEY ARE OR WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT...tread lightly .

EAT ME...

SO A DRAGONFLY INVITES A FROG OVER FOR DINER...THEY GET DRUNK AND THE FROG EATS THE DRAGONFLY OUT .

PROSTITUTES...

I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST PROSTITUTES...BUT I AM NOT TOO KEAN ON THE MEN WHO SLEEP WITH THEM...MAYBE IF THEY WOULD TAKE THE MONEY THEY WERE GOING TO SPEND ON SEX...AND JUST GIVE IT TO THE LADY...IT WOULD GIVE THEM FAR MORE JOY THAN ANY ORGASM EVER WOULD .

STRANGER IN THE LAND

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE MOVIE...WALKING TALL...IT IS ABOUT SOME RUTHLESS MOTHERFUCKER THAT WOULD RATHER DIE THAN COMPROMISE HIS INTEGRITY...WELL...THAT IS HOW WE ARE TO BE WITH THE LOVE COMMANDMENT...YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK FOR SHIT...ESPECIALLY IN THE CHURCH...JUST BE AN HONEST MAN AND IT WILL FIND YOU WHERE EVER YOU GO...WE ARE STRANGERS IN THE LAND...AND WE PAY THE RENT TO A VERY JEALOUS GOD .

HUMAN SEXUALITY...

MY THEORY IS THAT ALL WOMEN ARE LESBIANS...THAT CLEVERLY DISGUISE THEMSELVES BECAUSE THEY ARE AWARE OF HOW VOLATILE MEN CAN BE...I MEAN...LET'S FACE IT...WHO WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO BE ATTRACTED  TO A MAN BESIDES ANOTHER MAN ??? WHICH BRINGS US TO THE HOMOSEXUAL ISSUE...THESE PEOPLE ARE OBVIOUSLY DEEPLY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER...NOBODY WOULD EVER LIE ABOUT SUCH A THING...IT WOULD BE THE EQUIVALENT OF BRAGGING THAT YOU JUST ATE A BAR OF SHIT...SO LET GAY LOVE FLOURISH...AND LET WOMAN PRETEND THAT THEY LOVE MEN RIGHT UP UNTIL THE TIME MEN TAKE THEIR VIOLENT BULLSHIT JUST A BIT TOO FAR AND THE WOMEN PUT  BAGS OVER THEIR DUMB ASS STUPID HEADS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT...THEN ALL WILL BE WELL .  

idiot...

on the planet of IDIOT...everyone is a champ .

AND GOD LIT UP A JOINT...THEN HANDED MOSES TWENTY DOLLARS

EVOLUTION

  

IT IS A COMMONLY WELL KNOWN FACT...I DO NOT UNDERSTAND EVOLUTION .

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ACCORDING TO MY UNDERSTANDING OF EVOLUTION...TESTICLES WILL BE SQUARE PRETTY SOON .

DEAR FRIEND

THE PROBLEM WITH BEING SEEN...IS THAT PEOPLE SEE YOU...WHICH , OF COURSE...IS WHAT THEY SPEND THEIR ENTIRE LIVES MAKING SURE DOES NOT HAPPEN...MAKE NO MISTAKE...WHEN YOUR CLERGYMAN TALKS ABOUT THE ART OF TRANSPARENCY...IT IS EITHER CLEARLY UNDERSTOOD THAT HE IS JUST FUCKING AROUND...OR HIS POSITION AT THAT PARTICULAR CONGREGATION...IS ABOUT TO COME TO AN END...LUV STU  

SCREW...

SCREW FOR THE FUCK OF IT .

...PET DRAGON...

DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL ??? A SASQUATCH WITH A PET DRAGON .

NUDITY...

NUDITY IS A COVER-UP

A BULL RING...

IF YOU PUT A BULL RING IN YOUR PENIS...MAKE SURE THE BULL ISN'T ATTACHED .

CIRCLE OF LOVE OCT. 1988

GETTING AWAY WITH SHIT...A WHOLE NEW SERIES OF PATTERNS DEVELOP TO COMPENSATE...DOING THE LOVING THING...SLOWLY  REMOVES THOSE PATTERNS . 

IS IT TRUE YOU HAVE ERECTION DIFFICULTIES ???

DEAR FRIEND

IT IS ILLEGAL TO HAVE A PET BLACK BEAR IN CANADA...THERE HAS BEEN ONE BLACK BEAR FATALITY - THAT I AM AWARE OF - IN THE LAST 100 YEARS AND YOU CAN'T KEEP ONE AS A PET...THING IS...PEOPLE CAN OBTAIN A LICENSE FOR AN OSTRICH...YOU KNOW...THAT RATHER LARGE MOTHER-FUCKER BIRD THAT CAN RIP YOU A NEW HOLE AND PISS ON YOUR CORPSE BEFORE YOU CAN PAY YOUR HOOKER THAT 29 .95 YOU OWE HER...HERE IS MY POINT...PEOPLE ARE FAR MORE CONCERNED ABOUT THE ILLUSION OF DANGER...THAN THEY ARE OF DANGER ITSELF...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...FUCK REALITY AND PASS ME MY DELUSIONS...TAKE CARE AND HAVE A GREAT DAY...LUV STU  

CARROTS...

IT'S NOT WHAT YOU ARE DOING THAT BOTHERS ME...IT'S THAT YOU WON'T ADMIT TO YOURSELF YOU ARE DOING IT THAT PISSES ME OFF...ARE YOU GOING TO EAT HOSE CARROTS ??? CAN I HAVE THOSE CARROTS ???

DEAR FRIEND

YES...JESUS FORGAVE ALL SORTS OF MEAN , ROTTEN BASTARDS...AND DO YOU KNOW WHO HE DIDN'T FORGIVE ??? DOGS !!! AND DO YOU KNOW WHY HE DIDN'T FORGIVE DOGS ??? BECAUSE HE DIDN'T NEED TO...DOGS ARE ANGELS WITH FUR...IT IS COMMONLY KNOWN ALL AROUND THE UNIVERSE...GET A DOG...OR AT LEAST...MAKE A DONATION TO YOUR LOCAL DOG SHELTER TODAY...LUV STU 

THE DISTANCE

A RELATIONSHIP CAN BE REAL...OR IT CAN BE A METAPHOR...AND THERE IS THE DISTANCE IT POTENTIALLY TRAVELS IN BETWEEN .

WELCOME TO EARTH...

WELCOME TO EARTH...WHERE...ONE WAY OR ANOTHER...YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO GET FUCKED .

DEAR FRIEND

FORGIVENESS IS THE MOTION OF THE UNIVERSE...WHEN WE CHOOSE NOT TO FORGIVE...WE SET EVERYTHING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION...THE ISSUE IS...PEOPLE SEE FORGIVENESS AS AN OPTION AND NOT A NECESSARY INGREDIENT FOR A REAL LIFE...THEN YOU END UP IN SOME GOD-FORSAKEN CHURCH AND THE CONFUSION OF WHAT IS RIGHT AND WRONG...IS PERPETUATED UNTIL THE POINT OF UTTER INSANITY...ALL THE COMPONENTS OF LOVE ARE NECESSARY...AND FORGIVENESS IS ONE OF THEM...LUV STU 

ONE GOOSE SAYS TO THE OTHER...

ONE GOOSE SAYS TO THE OTHER..."QUICK , SHIT IN THIS BOX...THERE IS A HURRICANE COMING" .

ONLY LOVE IS REAL...

WHAT IS THERE TO LAUGH AT ??? LOVE IS ALL THAT MATTERS...AND THAT WHICH IS NOT BORN OF LOVE...DOES NOT REALLY EXIST IN ANY SIGNIFICANT WAY ANYWAY...AND THAT IS WHERE HELL COMES IN...A PLACE OF NON-EXISTENCE...A GREAT NOTHINGNESS , THAT IN ACTUALITY...IS NOT EVEN REMOTELY A REAL PLACE...ONLY LOVE IS REAL , MY FRIEND...LUV STU 

THIS AIN'T THE PINK FLOYD CONCERT .

WHAT WOULD JESUS DO ???

WHAT DID JESUS TALK TO US ABOUT ??? WELL...HE DID SAY THAT SLEEPING WITH PROSTITUTES WAS NOT THE BEST WAY TO GO ABOUT YOUR SPIRITUAL DEVELOPMENT...MORE TO THE POINT...FEED THE POOR...and...DON'T HURT CHILDREN...YUP...NOT VERY COMPLICATED , IS IT ??? 

DEATH AND RELIGION

BEFORE YOU JOIN A RELIGION...REMEMBER...FACT...THE MORE TANGLED YOU GET IN SOME SORT OF FUNDAMENTALIST DOGMA...THE MORE YOU PROBABLY WILL SCREAM AND HOLLER ON YOUR DEATH BED .

...condom for my heart

I THINK I NEED A CONDOM FOR MY HEART .

THE HOLY GRAIL...

WITH EVERY GREAT GIFT...THERE IS A TEMPTATION...WHEN GOD PRESENTS TO YOU THE HOLY GRAIL...REMEMBER THAT IT IS BETTER TO JUST LEAVE IT THERE...THAN TO SMASH IT THROUGH SOME POOR FUCKERS TEETH .

DEAR FRIEND

ALL WILL BE REVEALED...I WILL BE SEEN AS THE MISERABLE SHITHEAD I SURELY AM...THERE WILL BE REJOICING AND THROWING OF STONES...I WILL HUMBLY TAKE WHAT IS GIVEN TO ME THEN ATTACK WHEN THE MISERABLE FUCK-HEAD TURNS HIS BACK  FOR A BRIEF SECOND... LEONARD EVANS WE CAN ADMIRE AND RESPECT...( BY THE WAY...I HAVE TWO LETTERS FROM HIM...IF YOU WANT A COPY...I SURELY WILL MAKE YOU A COPY)...JESUS...WELL...WHAT CAN WE SAY...10 OUT OF TEN IN MY BOOKS...HE LOVES...AND WE GRACEFULLY EMBRACE THAT LOVE AND LOVE IN RETURN...ROGER...IN THAT DAY WHEN ALL IS REVEALED...YOU AND ME , MY FRIEND...AMONG OTHER THINGS...WILL HAVE A GOOD FUCKING LAUGH . 

LUV STU

MAKE NO MISTAKE...

MAKE NO MISTAKE...WHEN YOU ARE BANISHING SOME DEMONS...THERE IS A FUCKING GOOD CHANCE...THAT YOU ARE COLLECTING SOME OTHERS .

THE AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT

LET'S FUCKING FACE IT...FOR MOST PEOPLE...IF THEIR CLERGYMAN GREW BATS WINGS HALF WAY THROUGH THE SERMON AND PROCEEDED TO SWEEP DOWN ON THE CONGREGATION AND EAT THE CHILDREN...THEY WOULD STILL MAINTAIN THAT WE ARE LIVING IN THE AGE OF SPIRITUAL ENLIGHTENMENT...I MEAN...YOU KNOW...A FEW HUNDRED YEARS AGO WE THOUGHT WE WERE THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE...DO YOU REALLY THINK ANYTHING HAS CHANGED ???

GRACE...

WHY WOULD YOU SAY GRACE BEFORE A MEAL...I MEAN...YOU MIGHT BE THANKING GOD FOR SOMETHING THAT TASTES LIKE SHIT .

DEAR FRIEND

HITLER AND SWAGGART...HATE TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS...BUT YOUR LIST OF GREAT LOVERS IS RATHER LAME...GREAT LOVERS NEVER WALK AWAY...BUT THEIR COUNTERFEITS SURE AS FUCK DO...AND VIRTUALLY NOBODY IS BRIGHT ENOUGH TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE...AS FOR HITLER'S SEXUAL MORALITY...ALL I CAN SAY IS YOU BETTER GUARD YOUR ASS HOLE WHEN ADOLF IS IN THE BUILDING...LUV STU  

REALITY , WHAT A CONCEPT...THE NEXT DAY

IT IS NOT THE LANDSCAPE OF YOUR SOUL THAT WILL FUCK UP YOUR LIFE...IT IS HOW MUCH LIGHT IS SHINING UPON THAT LANDSCAPE...BE AS STRANGE AS YOU WANT...LET IT ALL , HOWEVER...BE SUBMITTED TO LOVE .

DEAR FRIEND

YEA , CHURCH IS THERE TO PRESENT A FALSE GOD THAT SEEMS TO OFFER A WHOLE LOT OF GOODIES...THE PROBLEM IS , HOWEVER...THE WHOLE FUCKING THING-RELIGION-IS NO MORE THAN A CLOAKING DEVICE TO CONFUSE THE ISSUE WITHIN OUR HEADS AND SPIRITS...TAKE AWAY ALL THE CRAP...AND WE ARE LEFT WITH ONE BRUTAL AND ETERNAL TRUTH...IN ORDER TO FIND AND EMBRACE THE PATH OF LOVE...WE MUST BE WARRIORS...SAVAGES OF TRUTH...WILLING TO SAY...FUCK IT ALL !!! BULLSHIT IS FOR FERTILIZING THE NEIGHBORS LAWN...NOT RUBBING ON OUR EYES...LUV STU  

THE STORM...

THERE IS A STORM COMING...BETTER GO TO THE STORE AND GET AN EXTRA POCKET PUSSY .

LIFE

IF LIFE DOESN'T CONFUSE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU...THEN YOU ARE NOT PAYING ATTENTION .

IF THIS DON'T MAKE YOU HORNY...NOTHING WILL

THE HORSE...

IF I HAD LEARNED TO RIDE A HORSE...AND MY DOG STARVED TO DEATH BECAUSE I DIDN'T LEARN HOW TO FEED HIM...THAT WOULD HAVE LEFT ME WITH NOTHING...IN MANY RESPECTS...THE HORSE WOULD NOT EXIST .

THE VOICE

NEVER FORGET...IN SPITE OF OUR PROSPERITY...MAYBE BECAUSE OF OUR PROSPERITY...WE ARE LIVING IN THE SPIRITUAL DARK AGES...A FLOCK OF VULTURES FOR EVERY CHURCH...POINT...WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK .

DEAR FRIEND

AS NEAR AS I CAN FIGURE OUT...PEOPLE HAVE SOME TYPE OF INBORN LUST TO LOOK FOR HEALING WHERE THERE IS NON...TO LOOK FOR LOVE...WHERE THERE IS NONE...TRANSPARENCY AND VULNERABILITY...THOUGH APPEAR TO BE QUITE FRIGHTENING...ARE DOORWAYS TO RELATIONSHIP AND INNER-JOY...WHICH IS , OF COURSE , AGAINST OUR NATURE...AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE...IT APPEARS WE ARE LOOKING FOR SUCH THINGS WHEN WE ARE NOT...POINT BEING...A TRUTH SEEKER...BY DEFINITION...SWIMS UP THE RIVER...LUV STU  

DON'T NAME YOUR POODLE FI FI...IF YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO SAY...FI FI ??? WHAT A FUCKING ORIGINAL NAME !!!

GIVING A KIDNEY

IF I HAD GIVEN YOU MY KIDNEY...THE QUESTION WOULD NOT BE...WAS IT APPRECIATED...THE QUESTION WOULD BE...HOW FUCKING LONG WOULD IT TAKE FOR YOU TO STOP LAUGHING AT ME ???

DEAR FRIEND

WEAKNESS IS THE NEW STRENGTH...AS WE ARE NOT VULNERABLE NOR INTIMATE WHEN WE SHINE OR " CONTROL " OUR UNIVERSE...IT IS OUR HURT...OUR PAIN...OUR TENDERNESS WHICH BRINGS US TOGETHER...IT IS THE CHILD WHO HAS FALLEN WHO NEEDS THE CARE OF MERCY...THE STRONG ARE AS HARD AS ROCKS...GOD KNOWS HOW THEY GOT THAT WAY AND WHERE THEY ARE GOING...AS FOR ME...I WILL BLEED MY WAY INTO THE NEXT UNIVERSE...LUV STU 

THEY BECAME AS FOOLS...JUNE 14...2014

THE MORE POWER YOU HAVE...THE MORE FUCKED UP YOU WILL BE...WHY ??? SIMPLE...YOUR OBJECT OF AFFECTION...DOES NOT EXIST .

BEEF FARMER...

I DREAMED I WAS A BEEF FARMER...BUT ALL MY COWS HAD BOUGHT GUNS AND MADE ME DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS .

ANSWER TO MOST QUESTIONS...

THE ANSWER TO MOST QUESTIONS IS..." I DON'T GIVE A SHIT"...WHICH IS A BIT RUDE...NON-THE-LESS...I DON'T GIVE A SHIT .

RUM AND COKE

WHEN SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS...WE FEEL WE DESERVE IT...SOMETHING BAD...LIFE IS SUDDENLY UNFAIR...THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS...I NEED ANOTHER RUM AND COKE .

SASQUATCH HUNT...

I HUNT SASQUATCH...FOR THE CHICKS .

OLD TESTAMENT SACRIFICE...

NOT ONLY SHOULD WE NOT SACRIFICE NOW...BUT IT WAS A STUPID IDEA IN THE FIRST PLACE...ALL IT WAS IS SUBLIMATING OUR RAGE...BULLYING INNOCENT ANIMALS AROUND...SACRIFICE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GOD'S NATURE...BUT A WHOLE LOT TO DO WITH OURS...THE ENTIRE MESSAGE OF THE O.T. IS TWO FOLD...FIRST..." LOOK AT THOSE ROTTEN BASTARDS FUCK EVERYTHING UP"...THE SECOND..."I LOVE THOSE USELESS PRICKS IN SPITE OF THEMSELVES"...LUV STU

WHEN PEOPLE LEAVE YOUR SIDE...DO THEY LEAVE YOUR HEART AS WELL ???

PATIENCE...HONESTY...SELFLESSNESS...ALL PIECES OF THE WAY OF LIFE REFERRED TO AS LOVE .

EVERY ASPECT OF GOODNESS AND BEAUTY...IS A COMPONENT OF LOVE...AND IS ESSENTIAL FOR THE HEALING PROCESS...BECOMING REAL AND ALIVE...IF YOU WANT TO LEARN WHAT ISN'T LOVE...JUST TURN ON YOUR FUCKING RADIO .