ISSUES...WRITTEN...JUNE 2014

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE...THOSE WHO DWELL ON ISSUES TOO MUCH...AND NOT ENOUGH...WELL...THERE IS A THIRD GROUP...BETTER CHANCE FINDING A YETI THAN ONE OF THOSE .

PILE OF SHIT...WRITTEN...JUNE 2014

DURING MY TIME OF MOST FINANCIAL DIFFICULTY...THE MANAGER OF THIS MOVIE THEATER...FOR NO PARTICULAR SELF SEEKING REASON OR MOTIVATION THAT I COULD DISCERN...WALKS UP TO ME AND SAYS I CAN ATTEND ANY MOVIE ANY TIME I SO DESIRE...AS HIS GUEST .

MAYBE THE WORLD IS SHIT...BUT SOMEHOW THAT SHIT IS USED AS FERTILIZER...AND GROWS NEW LIFE A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN BOARD MEETINGS...OR RELIGIOUS GAMES .

HOLDING WATER...WRITTEN...JUNE 2014

IF SOMEONE DOES NOT SEE YOU SUFFER FOR THEM...THEY WILL ASSUME IT DID NOT HAPPEN...AND IF THEY DO...NOT MUCH DIFFERENCE MOST OF THE TIME .

DO WHAT YOU DO IN LOVE .

KNOCKED OUT LOADED...WRITTEN... MAY 2014

CURRENTS FLOW IN THE DIRECTION THE HEART IS FIXED UPON .

UNHINGED HUMANITY...WRITTEN...MAY 2014

IF YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT FOR IT...QUESTION ITS WORTH...AND IF YOU DO FIGHT FOR IT...QUESTION YOUR MOTIVATION .

CAN I GIVE YOU A HAND ???

RE-FRAMING...WRITTEN...MAY 2014

LOVE WILL NOT REAR ITS HEAD...IT JUST APPEARS SUDDENLY  AS THE ILLUSIONS FADE AWAY .

RE.ACT.OR...WRITTEN...MAY 2014

BULLSHIT IS NOT THE ISSUE...CHOOSING TO SHOVEL IT OR EAT IT...THAT IS THE ISSUE .

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT... PART 2...WRITTEN...MAY 2014

IT IS HARD TO FOLLOW "THE LOVE COMMANDMENT" WHEN IT SEEMS LIKE THE REST OF THE WORLD IS FOLLOWING THE " I'LL DO WHATEVER IN THE FUCK I WANT COMMANDMENT"...WHICH , OF COURSE...ASTUTE THEOLOGIANS ARE AWARE...IS NO COMMANDMENT AT ALL .

NOT EVEN A SUGGESTION , ACTUALLY .

WHAT IS GOING ON

NEVER CONFUSE WHAT YOU SEE AND HEAR...FOR WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON .

DEAR FRIEND

DOG PERSON TILL THE END...AND IN "THE CHURCH OF THE SACRED DOG"...THIS WOULD MEAN THE EXCLUSION OF CATS...MAYBE EVEN PUNISHMENT FOR BRINGING UP THE TOPIC...OH , WELL...GLAD I NEVER GOT SUCKERED INTO THAT PILE OF SHIT...LUV STU

LION TRAINING SCHOOL

ONE LION SAYS TO THE OTHER LION IN LION TRAINING SCHOOL..."ABOVE ALL...NEVER GET CAUGHT STIRRING YOUR RUM AND COKE WITH YOUR PENIS ".

BLOOD AND BANDAGES...WRITTEN...APRIL 2014

LOVE WILL KEEP YOU TOGETHER...BUT ALL THOSE LOVE SUBSTITUTES...WILL JUST CONFUSE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU .

RELEARN LIFE...WRITTEN...DECEMBER 2014

TO LEARN LOVE...IS TO RELEARN LIFE .

A MAN'S GOTTA KNOW HIS LIMITATIONS...WRITTEN...APRIL 2014

BEFORE YOU JUMP OVER THE MOON...THINK OF ALL THE CRIMINALS WHO WILL WANT TO SUCK YOUR PENIS AFTERWARD .

THE MASK...WRITTEN...APRIL 2014

WHAT PERCENTAGE OF BELIEF...IS FORMED THROUGH CONVENIENCE ???

PERFER ANOTHER TO SELF...WRITTEN...APRIL 2014

WE SEE THE DEAD DIFFERENTLY...MAYBE IT IS BECAUSE THEIR ENTIRE PERSONHOOD IS NO LONGER PUSHING AGAINST US DOWN HERE .

THE BOY IN THE STRIPPED P.J.S...WRITTEN...APRIL 2014

THE LAWS OF THE LAND...WILL GROW AT THE EXPENSE OF LOVE .

THE GRASS IS ALWAYS GREENER...WRITTEN...JUNE 2014

LITTLE MISTAKES ARE YOUR TEACHER...BIG MISTAKES INVITE FUCKED UP MANIACS TO CHOP OFF YOUR BALLS .

JESUS AND FORGIVENESS ARE ABOUT AS POPULAR NOW...AS THEY WERE 2000 YEARS AGO .

WHAT IS BEHIND YOU...WHAT IS IN FRONT OF YOU...USUALLY THE SAME THING .

ORGANIC LIFE...WRITTEN...JUNE 2014

THOSE WHO CONTRIVE LIFE...ARE ALREADY DEAD...THOSE WHO DIE TO LOVE...ARE ALIVE FOREVER .

NIGHT AND DAY...WRITTEN...JULY 2014

THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT...SO LOVE IT AND EMBRACE IT .

THEY BECAME AS FOOLS...JUNE 12 2014

THE MORE YOU DESIRE...THE LESS YOU SEE WHAT IS REALLY GOING ON .

A SAFE PLACE...WRITTEN...JUNE 2014

FUCKED !!! THESE SMALL DECISIONS THAT YOU MAKE WITH NOT MUCH THOUGHT...TURN OUT TO DEFINE YOUR LIFE...WE ARE ALL OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD...BUT WHICH ONE ???

LOVE DEMANDS YOUR FULL RESPECT .

CONFRONTATION BLUES...WRITTEN...JULY 2014

THE LESS FACTS...THE MORE LIKELY A CONFRONTATION...IGNORANCE BREEDS THE ILLUSION OF KNOWLEDGE .

HIGHWIRE...WRITTEN...JUNE 2014

WHEN WE BRING CONTROL...WE BRING UPON OURSELVES A GREAT ILLUSION AND A DESOLATE LANDSCAPE...NO MATTER WHAT IT APPEARS TO BE .

HOLD ON...WRITTEN...JULY 2014

THERE IS LIFE...THEN THERE IS OUR INTERPRETATION OF LIFE...THEY SELDOM HAVE MUCH IN COMMON .

A DIFFERENT KIND OF TRUTH...WRITTEN...JULY 2014

"I GOT YOUR BACK"...AND SCREWING SOMEONE UP THE ASS...ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS .

THE RAT AND THE MAIZE...JULY 12 2014...JULY 2014

TWO RATS RUN THE SAME MAIZE...ONE GET A REWARD...THE OTHER GETS NOTHING...ACCORDING TO OUR STANDARDS...THE ONE WHO GETS THE REWARD...IS A FAR SUPERIOR RAT .

EVOLUTION OF MEMORIES...WRITTEN JULY 2014

LOVE MAKES EVERYTHING CLEARER...GIVES YOU THE ABILITY TO SEE THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE...WITHOUT LOVE...YOUR MEMORIES WILL DECEIVE YOU .

WHO WANTS TO SEE MY DICK ???

THE INFINITY OF SIN...WRITTEN...JULY 2014

THE WRONG THING...ALWAYS DEMANDS MORE .

ROSE COLOR GLASSES...WRITTEN...JUNE 2014

BEAUTY CAN BE JUST A BIT TOO CASUAL...I MEAN...THERE IT IS...RIGHT ???
BUT THEN THERE IS THE HURT AND PAIN...TRANSFORMED BY SOMETHING SUPERNATURAL INTO SOMETHING WONDERFUL .

THE COSMIC DANCE CONTINUES .

GET BACK...WRITTEN...JULY 2014

WE FORM OUR IDENTITY IN OUR FIRST FOUR YEARS...THEN SPEND THE NEXT 80 PLAYING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN .

HOW DO WE RESOLVE THIS PATTERN ???

HOLDING IT ALL TOGETHER...WRITTEN...JULY 2014

WHY ARE PEOPLE SO DESPERATE TO HAVE OTHERS BELIEVE THE SAME STUFF THEY BELIEVE ???

I WILL TELL YOU WHY...BECAUSE THEY DON'T REALLY BELIEVE IT .

BAD BEHAVIOR HITS THE WALL...WRITTEN...JUNE...2014

DO YOU KNOW WHAT PISSES ME OFF ??? FUCKING TRUST WALKS...I MEAN...THEY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH REALITY...WHO WOULDN'T CATCH SOME TIT IF YOU LOSE EIGHT POINTS AND POSSIBLY YOUR JOB IF YOU DON'T .

THROW HIM INTO THE CROCODILES AND SEE WHO TRUSTS WALKS HIM OUT TO SAFETY...NOW THAT'S REAL TRUST WALKING !!!

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS...WRITTEN...JULY 2014

IF YOU WANT TO BE CONCERNED WITH THE SEXUAL IDENTITY OF ANOTHER...CHECK OUT YOUR GOLDFISH...OR ARE YOU AFRAID OF YOUR GOLDFISH ???

BULLSHIT ARTIST...WRITTEN...JULY 2014

LIFE DID NOT COME DOWN UPON YOUR DAUGHTER...WHAT REALLY HAPPENED WAS THAT YOUR DAUGHTER PISSED ALL OVER LIFE...AND LIFE DID NOT APPRECIATE IT .

SITUATIONAL FUCK-UPS...WRITTEN...JULY 2014

WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING FOR APPROVAL...IT COULD EASILY BE MISTAKEN FOR LOOKING FOR SEX .

THE HEDGE...WRITTEN...JULY 2014

LOVE WILL SLOWLY COME TOGETHER AND FORM STRENGTH...IT IS A DANCE...YOU FOLLOW...LOVE WILL LEAD .

YOU GET THE CAMERA READY...THEN I'LL START LICKING ME BALLS...WE'LL BE RICH !!!

RETURN OF THE SPANIELS

YOU ARE AWARE THAT THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH MORE PLACID AND DOCILE PLACE...IF IT WERE GOVERNED BY SPANIELS ???

DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY SCOTTISH AND COCKER SPANIELS...NEVER HAVE RACE RIOTS ???

DISCOVERY...JUNE 21 2014

DISCOVERY BY ITSELF...CAN MEAN EVERYTHING OR NOTHING...OR SOMETHING IN BETWEEN...AS LIFE ENTERS...OPEN ALL THAT YOU ARE THAT IS REAL .

AFTER THE INCIDENT...WRITTEN...JUNE 2014

WHEN YOU CONSIDER THAT VIRTUALLY ALL THE CRAP PEOPLE PUT THEMSELVES THROUGH...REMAINS UNIDENTIFIED TO THEMSELVES AND MOST EVERYONE AROUND THEM...THE TRAIN WRECK THAT HUMANITY IS...IS DOING FAR BETTER THAN ONE SHOULD SUSPECT .

SURVIVING A TRAIN WRECK...WRITTEN...JUNE...2014

IT IS NOT THAT THINGS GO TO HELL THAT IS THE PROBLEM...THE PROBLEM IS...NOBODY HAS THE TOOLS TO RECONSTRUCT .

CRAZY LITTLE THING CALLED LOVE...WRITTEN...JUNE 2014

ANYTHING WITH ORDER...USUALLY MEANS WE KILLED IT...LOVE IS INSANE...AS IT FOLLOWS THE UNIVERSE AND IS GUIDED BY A DIVINE PATHWAY WE ONLY PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND .

SEND MONEY...SO THIS CAT CAN AUDITION FOR A CAT TALENT SHOW .

THE PATH...WRITTEN...JUNE 2014

THE PATH MAY BE CARVED OUT OF ETERNAL BLISS...BUT IF SOMEONE PREFERS DOG SHIT...THEN SOMEONE PREFERS DOG SHIT .

DEVILOLOGY...WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER 2014

WHERE THERE IS NO LOVE...GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT CAN AND WILL GROW...WHERE THERE IS NO LOVE...THE DEVIL WILL PIGGYBACK UNTIL THERE IS LOVE .

FACE TO THE WALL...WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER 2014

JUST ABOUT EVERYONE IN THE UNIVERSE IS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE SHIT LOOK BETTER OR WORSE...TRUTH...IS BALANCE .

LIVING IN A FOG...WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER 2014

FOR MOST...FREEDOM IS NOTHING MORE THAN THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO GET LOST .

EXPERIMENTATION...WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER...2014

THE THING ABOUT FIRST HAND LEARNING... IS YOU LEARN...IF THERE IS NO FORBIDDEN FRUIT...THEN THERE MUST BE A FORBIDDEN PENIS .

PUSH...WRITTEN...AUGUST 2014

WHAT DO PEOPLE LOVE MOST ??? PUPPIES...AND TALKING ABOUT SHIT THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT .

DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT...SEPTEMBER 2014

HOW DO WE FIND LOVE ??? I WILL GIVE YOU A HINT...START DIGGING .

SOMETIMES THE WAY UP...IS DOWN .

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION...WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER 2014

THE WORLD IS RUINED...ONE UNLOVED SOUL  A TIME...THE REST JUST TAKES CARE OF ITSELF .

WHAT'S GOING ON...SEPTEMBER 6 2014

NEVER JUDGE A BUCKET OF SHIT...BY HOW WONDERFUL THE BUCKET LOOKS .

EMPTY GLASS...WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER...2014

PEOPLE USUALLY DO WHAT THEY DO...FOR VERY FUCKED UP REASONS .

COVERED IN BULLSHIT .

SPIDERMAN...AUGUST 23 2014

YOU CAN CONTROL BEING BAD A LOT EASIER THAN YOU CAN CONTROL BEING AFRAID .

SANTA CLAUSE IS A VERY RELIGIOUS MAN

HERE COMES GOD...WRITTEN...NOVEMBER 2014

TO AWAKEN THE DIVINE WITHIN YOU...IS TO SURROUND THE DOOR KNOB WITH YOUR TEETH...AND TURN YOUR HEAD UNTIL IT GOES AROUND AND AROUND .

CAVEMAN BLUES...WRITTEN...AUGUST 2014

THE BIGGEST POCKET BOOK...THE BIGGEST CLUB TO FUCK UP DINOSAURS...NOT MUCH HAD CHANGED .

THE EVIL OF TOO MUCH...WRITTEN AUGUST 2014

FOR THE MOST PART...MAN CANNOT STAY INSIDE ANY GIVEN DESIGNATED AREA WITHOUT A BIG FUCKING FENCE SURROUNDING IT...GIVEN AN OPPORTUNITY...HE WOULD FIND THE UNIVERSE TOO SMALL .

ONLY CHAINED TO LOVE DO WE FORM BOUNDARIES .

REFLECTIONS...WRITTEN...AUGUST 2014

WHAT IF GODZILLA DOES EXIST...HE IS FUCKING AROUND YOUR HEART PROPELLING YOU TO DO ALL SORTS OF SHIT...YOU , OF COURSE...BEING INNOCENT OF ALL CHARGES...ARE IN NO POSITION TO NAVIGATE A BEAST YOU DON'T BELIEVE EXISTS...POINT BEING...AN INVISIBLE ENEMY...YOU HAVE NO CHANCE AGAINST .

KILLER ON THE RAMPAGE...AUGUST 30 2014

IN THE OLD TESTAMENT...WHERE GOD SAYS..."KILL THEM ALL"...WHAT HE MEANT WAS..."LOVE THEM ALL "...AND ANY AMOUNT OF POISON AT ALL CAN FUCK THINGS UP...SO WHEN HE SAID..."THEY LOVED NOT THEIR LIVES EVEN ONTO DEATH"...HE WAS BOTH SOBER AND SERIOUS .

GOD GAVE US...ONE COMMANDMENT...ONE LAW...AND TWO FEET TO RUN AWAY WITH IF WE DECIDE TO CHICKEN OUT .

SEX AND RELIGION...WRITTEN...AUGUST 2014

WHY DOES RELIGION ATTEMPT TO CONTROL YOUR SEXUALITY ??? SIMPLE...THE SAME REASON A FATHER ABUSES HIS CHILD...THE BROKEN AND FEARFUL ARE EASILY CONTROLLED .

BEING HURT...AUGUST 16 2014

SOME OLD LADY FOUND A USED RUBBER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHURCH SANCTUARY ON ONE SUNDAY MORNING , SUMMER OF 1994...POINT...IT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU IN LIFE...IT IS HOW YOU RESPOND TO IT .

SHE DROPPED DEAD .

WATCHING YOUR WIVES IN A PORNO MOVIE

DISCOVERY 2...WRITTEN... AUGUST 2014

IF YOU EVER GET TO FIGHT THE DEVIL FOR  CONTROL OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE...MY GUESS IS 25 % OF PLANET EARTH WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR ENTRANCE THEME INTO THE RING .

WHEN NOTHING CAN GET IN...NOTHING CAN GET OUT .

CHERRY PICKING...WRITTEN ...AUGUST 2014

NEXT TIME YOU FEEL DISAPPOINTED IN YOURSELF...REMEMBER...IT WAS ONLY A FEW THOUSAND YEARS AGO THAT WE WERE SWINGING FROM BRANCHES BY OUR TAILS...AND PISSING BEHIND  BARNS AT THE COUNTRY EXHIBITION...( OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT ) . 

THE LONG WAY HOME...AUGUST 2 2014

THE HARD ROAD IS ALMOST ALWAYS THE CORRECT ROAD...BUT MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A HALF A BOTTLE OF RUM BEFORE YOU BEGIN .

TRUTH WITHOUT LOVE...WRITTEN...JULY 2014

THE TRUTH WITHOUT LOVE...IS A LIE .

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD...JULY 26 2014

IT WASN'T A WOLF "LITTLE RED" CONFRONTED...IT WAS A WEREWOLF...WE JUST LIKE FUCKING THE TRUTH AROUND AND HOPE THAT IT ALL DISAPPEARS...IT WILL NOT .

RUNNING SCARED...WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER...2014

WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE...WE ARE CONCERNED WITH AGE...BUT DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED HAVE THE EMOTIONAL INTELLIGENCE TO MAKE THINGS WORK ...DISMISSING ABSTRACT THOUGH WILL NOT HELP THE HUMAN RACE .

STEALING SWEATERS...NOVEMBER 29 2014

THE MOMENT YOU FUCK UP EVERYTHING...OR JUST ONE THING...IS THE MOMENT YOUR ENTIRE PERSONAL UNIVERSE HAS TO BEND AROUND TO COMPENSATE...AND THIS CAN DISTURB YOUR ESSENCE...OR KNOCK THE RATSHIT OUT OF IT...OR ANYTHING IN BETWEEN .

I MAY BE ABLE TO TRAVEL ACROSS THE GALAXY...BUT I'M STILL NO GOOD AT ORAL SEX

NIGHT OF THE DAY...NOVEMBER 1 2014

THE MOST INTERESTING BIT OF A RELATIONSHIP IS WHEN THE NOT SO CRAZY PARTNER BEGINS TO IMITATE THE MOST FUCKED UP ASPECTS OF CRAZY PARTNER TO NORMALIZE WHAT IS NOT A NORMAL SITUATION .

OUR OWN REALITY...WRITTEN...JULY 2014

BETTER TO HAVE FRIENDS THAT GROW A DIFFERENT SHIT CROP FROM A DIFFERENT FIELD...YOU LEARN MORE THAT WAY .

THE LONG WAY HOME...AUGUST 2 2014

PEOPLE WORK LONG AND HARD TO COME TO THEIR DECISIONS...AND THAT'S WHY THEY FIGURE THEY CAN NEVER BE WRONG .

DOES IT MATTER WHERE WE ARE GOING...OR HOW WE GET THERE ???

THE CONFESSION...JULY 2014

IT MAY TAKE A LIFE TIME TO DISCOVER ONE PART OF WHO YOU ARE...BUT THAT PROBABLY MEANS...THAT WAS THE ONLY RACE YOU HAD TO RUN .

THE TRUTH WITHOUT LOVE IS A LIE...WRITTEN...JULY 2014

IN NORTH AMERICA...KEEPING PEOPLE DETACHED FROM THEIR EMOTIONAL HEALTH AND THEIR SPIRITUALITY...IS A MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY .

ARE YOU EXPERIENCED ??? WRITTEN SEPTEMBER 2014

PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID TO DIE BREED LIKE RATS...PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID TO LIVE...EVEN MORE SO...THEN THERE ARE THOSE WHO POUR THEMSELVES A GLASS OF RUM AND COKE...AND TAKE IT AS IT COMES...THOSE ARE THE ONES THE BIBLE REFERS TO AS..."THE CHOSEN FEW " .

ROTTEN , BASTARD FUCKER...WRITTEN...OCTOBER...2014

SOMETIMES "FAIR"...CAN BE COLD , CALCULATED AND RUTHLESS .

LOVE FITS...WRITTEN...OCTOBER...2014

THERE IS A PEACEFUL , EASY FEELING THAT ACCOMPANIES LOVE MOST OF THE TIME...AS FOR YOUR PENIS...THE WARMTH OF A JAR OF PEANUT BUTTER WILL DO JUST FINE .

WHAT DO YOU MEAN..."I'M NOT WARM AND LOVING ???"... I'LL FUCK YOU UP...THEN WE WILL SEE WHO'S WARM AND LOVING !!!

GOD'S BANANA SKIN...WRITTEN...OCTOBER 2014

THE WAGER OF SIN IS...A STEAMING HOT PILE OF SHIT...RIGHT ON YOUR FRONT LAWN...AND YOUR DOG WILL TRAMPLE IT IN THE HOUSE .

INFORMATION MEANS BEHAVIOR...WRITTEN...NOVEMBER 2014

BEGIN TO FUNCTION WITHIN THE PARAMETERS OF THE GIFTS THAT YOU HAVE...NOT THE ONES YOU THINK YOU HAVE .

I JUST HAD A SHIT IN MY PANTS .

DEAR FRIEND

PROJECTION IS A WEIRD THING...THE MORE WHOLE AN INDIVIDUAL IS...THE MORE OTHERS WILL PROJECT UPON THEM...IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS...SEE SOMETHING NASTY IN THE LIFE OF ANOTHER...FOCUS UPON IT AND , ESSENTIALLY , WRITE THEM OFF...IF THE HEART IS PURE...THEN IT ACTS AS A MIRROR...AND YOU WILL SEE YOUR SHIT AS THEIRS...LUV STU 

BLOODTHIRSTY...WRITTEN...OCTOBER 2014

THERE IS A VERY GOOD CHANCE THAT IF PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOU...IT IS NOT BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO .

EVOLUTION...NOVEMBER 23 2014

THE FACT THAT WE ARE EVOLVING TO BECOME BETTER AT BEING ASS HOLES...IS NOT REALLY EXPLAINED BY EVOLUTION .

THE RIPPLE EFFECT...WRITTEN... SEPTEMBER 2014

ALL THAT YOU ARE...RESONATES ACROSS THE UNIVERSE .

MASTURBATIONOLOGY...WRITTEN...OCTOBER 2014

DID YOU KILL THE SEAGULL BECAUSE YOU REALLY THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO EAT YOUR CHILD...OR WERE YOU JUST BEING A PRICK???

LET IT GO...OCTOBER...2014

HOLD ON TO YOUR PENIS...NOT THE EMOTIONAL LIVES OF OTHERS .

PEOPLE GROUPS

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD...THE ONES THAT WOULD FOLLOW HITLER...AND THE ONES WHO WOULD TELL HIM TO FUCK RIGHT OFF.

DON'T WORRY...IT'S ONLY HOMOSEXUAL IF YOU GO COUNTER CLOCKWISE

DEAR FRIEND

NOAH IS AN EXAMPLE OF SOME POOR FUCKER WHO'S  PARENTS NEVER TOOK THE TIME OUT TO TEACH HIM HOW TO SWIM...THING IS...NOAH , MORE THAN ANY OTHER INDUCTEE TO THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME BACK THEN...COULD HAVE USED JESUS' HELP...YOU KNOW...HIM BEING A CARPENTER AND ALL...AS FOR BEING AN ALCOHOLIC...AS LONG AS HE DIDN'T ABUSE HIS FAMILY...AND AS LONG AS HE COULD AFFORD IT...I REALLY DON'T GIVE A POOP...ANYONE WHO CAN SURVIVE THROUGH THIS FOR-PLAY TO ARMAGEDDON...HAS MY VOTE...LUV STU

APPRECIATION...WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER...2014

...SO WE REPLACE THE WORD..."AUTHENTIC"...WITH THE WORD..."BIG"...IT MAY WORK FOR A WHILE .

FLARM'S DICTIONARY

CULT...WHEN PEOPLE GET TOGETHER AND SAY SHIT THAT SCARES YOU...CONTENT IS CONSIDERED IRRELEVANT .

WHICH WAY YA GOIN' ??? WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER 2014

two selfish people will learn to hate each other , indeed...thing is...that hatred may become an addiction...and will seem to the rest of the population like something it is not...point being...people usually do not know what they see in front of their eyes...NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE...luv stu 

THE ISSUE GUY

I SAID..."I WOULD NOT LET HIM BABYSIT THE CAT "...HE SAID THAT HE DID BABYSIT THE CAT...HE RAN UP A 1000 DOLLAR PHONE BILL...AND BIT THE POOR FUCKING ANIMAL ON THE BACK .

DEAR FRIEND

"WANDERER"...JUST MAY BE MY DEFINITION OF WHAT IT MEANS TO BE AUSTRALIAN...FUNNY THING IS...I WAS IN MEDITATION A FEW HOURS AGO AND WAS FOCUSED ON HOW LIFE WILL ESCAPE YOU IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ROOTS...SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT...LUV STU

CHURCH OF THE POISON MIND...WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER 2014

IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE ESSENTIALLY IN THIS GAME FOR SELFISH REASONS...THEN HOW CAN YOU LOVE THEM ??? THAT IS TO SAY...YOU ARE LOVING AN ILLUSION .

WHAT WE SEE IS NEVER COMPLETELY REAL

EGO...WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER 2014

JUST ABOUT THE GREATEST MISTAKE YOU CAN MAKE...IS TO BELIEVE THAT WHAT YOU DESIRE...IS WHAT IS THE TRUTH FOR YOUR LIFE .

ORDINARY PAIN...WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER 2014

OUR CHILDHOOD PAIN CAUSES US TO FORM PSYCHOLOGICAL PATTERNS...THEY ARE SURVIVAL MECHANISMS...UNFORTUNATELY...THEY STAY AROUND LONG AFTER NEEDED...OH , WHAT SHALL WE DO ??? 

GOD LOVES MY DOG

I GIVE MY DOG A KISS GOOD-BY AND PROCEED TO WALK OUT OF MY HOUSE...I FEEL STRANGELY COMPELLED TO GO BACK AND PRAY THAT SHE DOESN'T GET KILLED BY A CAR WHILE I AM AWAY...

...ONE WEEK LATER...I RETURN...AND THERE SHE IS WITH HER LEG IN A CAST...I LEARN THAT SHE WAS HIT BY A CAR...AND SHE ACTUALLY WENT UNDER A FRONT WHEEL...ROUGHLY TRANSLATED...IT WAS A MIRACLE THAT SHE WAS STILL ALIVE . 

THE POINT...WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER 2014

IN ABOUT A BILLION YEARS TIME...OUR GALAXY AND ANOTHER GALAXY...WILL COLLIDE WITH EACH OTHER...IT WILL BE ASTOUNDING...AND , GUESS WHAT ??? NOT A FUCKING THING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT...YOU KNOW...LIKE MOST OTHER THINGS...ONLY BIGGER .

RELAX !!!

THE FUTURE...WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER 2014

LET'S FACE IT...THIS WHOLE FUCKING PLANET IS AN ILLUSION...AND THE REASON WE PERCEIVE THINGS AS WE DO...IS FOR A POINT OF REFERENCE...AND SO IT IS WITH OUR BODIES...WE SEE THEM DIE , IRONICALLY...TO MAKE US FEEL BETTER...YUP...THAT'S ABOUT IT...LUV STU

JUDGEMENT AND THE UNIVERSE...WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER 2014

IT IS ONE THING TO CUT OFF SOMEONES ARM...IT IS ANOTHER TO CUT OFF THEIR ARM AND BEAT THEM FOR BLEEDING ON YOUR CARPET .

THUS , WE HAVE RELIGION .

THE STORY OF BAD...SEPTEMBER 2006

LOVE IS LIKE THE RAIN...AND WE HAVE THE UNIQUE ABILITY OF DODGING IN BETWEEN THE DROPS .

LIKE MOST OTHER THINGS IN LIFE...JUST LET IT HAPPEN .

GHOSTS...WRITTEN...OCTOBER 2014

THIS TELEVANGELIST PRAYED FOR THIS YOUNG BOY TO BE HEALED...THEN TOLD HIS PARENTS THAT HE WAS RESTORED BY GOD'S POWER...RIGHT BEFORE HE DIED .

THE UNIVERSE , APPARENTLY , IS BENT...AND SO ARE WE .

THE MAN WHO BLEW UP THE WORLD...WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER 2014

GIVE SOMEONE A WONDERFUL PRESENT...THEN BITCH AT THEM FOR NOT BEING APPRECIATIVE ENOUGH...DRIVE THE FUCKERS RIGHT INTO THE GROUND...WHO NEEDS SELF-ESTEEM , ANYWAY .

INSIDE INFORMATION...WRITTEN...SEPTEMBER 2014

SO NOT ONLY DID YOU SELL YOUR SOUL FOR A BOWL OF SOUP...BUT SOMEONE HAD A SHIT RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT .

FINDING OUT...WRITTEN...NOVEMBER 14 2014

GO AHEAD...TELL A FRIEND A SECRET...NOT  A BIG ONE...AVOID JAIL , IF POSSIBLE...JUST A LITTLE ONE...AND SEE WHAT HE DOES WITH IT...FIND OUT IF HE REALLY IS A FRIEND .

WHATEVER YOU DO...DON'T ASK HIM IF HE IS A FRIEND...THAT INFORMATION IS WORTH SWEET FUCK ALL . 

THE WEIGHT...WRITTEN OCTOBER 2014

IF YOU EVER CARRIED SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVED...YOU WILL DISCOVER JUST HOW LIGHT A HEAVY LOAD CAN BE .

MURDERING LOVE...WRITTEN...NOVEMBER 2014

BEING IRRATIONAL...IS THE LIFE PERSERVER THAT FRIGHTENED PEOPLE HOLD ON TO .

BABOON COUNTRY...WRITTEN...NOVEMBER 2014

THREE STAGES OF LIFE...1-LIE...2-TRUTH WITHOUT LOVE...3-TRUTH WITH LOVE .

THIS IS EVOLUTION THAT COUNTS .

WESTMOUNT...WRITTEN...NOVEMBER 2014

BELIEVING THE GOOD SHIT ABOUT YOU IS JUST A STEP OR TWO AWAY FROM BELIEVING THE BAD SHIT...BEST THING TO DO...KEEP ON WALKING .

WE HANG OUT LAUNDRY...AND HEARTS .

CIVILIZED , POLITE AND BULLSHIT...WRITTEN...NOVEMBER 2014

SAVE THE WORLD....RUN OVER ONE KITTEN...GUESS WHICH ONE YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR .

EVOLUTION...NOVEMBER 2014

GOD DOESN'T SLASH TIRES .

I EAT YOUR THROAT...WRITTEN...OCTOBER 2014

YOU ARE FAR SAFER LIVING NEXT DOOR TO A BLACK BEAR...THAN YOUR AVERAGE HUMAN...YET THIS DOES NOT CHANGE WHAT WE ARE AFRAID OF...NOT ONE FUCKING BIT .

THINK ABOUT THIS .

GRAVITY...WRITTEN...NOVEMBER 2014

1-LIE...2-TRUTH WITHOUT LOVE...3-TRUTH INSIDE THE CONTEXT OF LOVE

THE HUMAN JOURNEY IS THAT OF ONE SLOWLY ENTERING REALITY...(HOPEFULLY) .

ADAM FUCKED UP...WRITTEN...OCTOBER 2014

LET GOD CHOOSE YOUR FRIENDS...AND , IF NOT...MAKE SURE THEY HAVE NOTHING YOU DESIRE .

REAL WORLD...WRITTEN...OCTOBER 2014

IF YOU TAKE AWAY ALL THE MOLECULES FROM THIS PLANET...YOU ARE LEFT WITH A SOLID OBJECT ABOUT THE SIZE OF MIKE TYSON'S PENIS...POINT BEING...WE ARE ALL BEING DECEIVED .

WALK IN LOVE...AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT .

HIKING THROUGH THE RIVER , JULY 1979...WRITTEN...NOVEMBER 2014

BEING IRRATIONAL IS THE LIFE PRESERVER THAT FRIGHTENED PEOPLE HANG ON TO .

LOVE !!!

you can actually reduce the teaching of christ to seven words...LOVE , LOVE , LOVE , LOVE , LOVE , LOVE , LOVE !!!

SACRED COWS...MAY 2006

IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS...IT SEEMS QUITE OBVIOUS TO ME THAT THE IDEA OF A GOD OF LOVE AND PEACE...FOR THE MAJORITY...IS JUST A CLEVER DISGUISE FOR SOME BULLSHIT RELIGION THAT BEATS UP ON ANYONE JUST A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT .

THE ANSEWR IS BLOWING IN THE WIND ???...ADAM FUCKS UP...NOV . 2014

HOW MANY PEOPLE CAN YOU LOSE BEFORE IT IS NOT "THE ANSWER THAT IS BLOWING IN THE WIND "...BUT FUCKING UP YOUR HEART ???

BAD THINGS...VERY BAD THINGS...WRITTEN NOV. 2014

MAKE NO MISTAKE...THE INDIVIDUAL THAT WILL JUDGE YOU FOR NOT WASHING YOUR HANDS IN THE PUBLIC WASHROOM...IS THE SAME PERSON WHO WILL USE HIS OWN PISS FOR MOUTHWASH .

THE STORY OF JOY...AUGUST 2006

WITHOUT A STORY OF PREFERRING ANOTHER TO ONES SELF...THE PAGES WILL VERY QUICKLY FADE AWAY .

LIFE'S PATH

WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU NEXT...HAS MORE TO DO WITH WHO YOU ARE THAN WHAT YOU ARE PLANNING .

WHO FITS WELL IN THE CIRCLE

ALL RELIGION WELCOMES THE COLD , DEAD HEART...LOVE CAN NEVER BE CONTAINED...NOR WILL IT STOP BEAUTIFICATION OR CARVING HOLES INTO THE FLOOR BOARDS OF THE SOUL OR OF THE UNIVERSE .

PLAY A SILLY INSTRUMENT IF YOUR PLANET HAS GONE CRAZY

RETURN OF THE YETI...NOVEMBER 15 2014

EVERY UNIQUE HUMAN...IS LIKE A YETI IN A BUBBLE BATH...EVERYONE WHO ALLOWS LOVE TO FORM THEIR PERSONALITY...IS SILENTLY PRAYING THAT REALITY DOES NOT SPIT THEM INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION .

GOD MAY WANT TO CHAIN YOUR HEART...BUT LIFE TAKES NO PRISONERS .

RELAX

DON'T CHASE AFTER ANYTHING...JUST SIT THERE AND BREATHE .

GOOD AND BAD...MAY 2006

HUMANS CANNOT DISCERN GOOD FROM BAD...THAT'S WHAT THE WHOLE ADAM AND EVE SHIT FEST IS ABOUT...BUT AN ETERNAL LOVE WITHIN...THAT WILL LEAD YOU THROUGH THE MUD AND ALL THE WAY BACK HOME .

EMOTIONAL RETARDATION...APRIL 2006

GIVE SOMEONE WHO IS EMOTIONALLY RETARDED A MILLION DOLLARS IN THE BANK...AND SUDDENLY EVERYONE WILL THINK HE IS AN EMOTIONAL GENIUS...AND SUCH IS LIFE .

DEAR FRIEND

GOD SHOULD WEAR A T-SHIRT THAT READS..."NOBODY IS PERFECT"...ANY DEITY WHO DISPLAYS THAT KIND OF HUMILITY...DESERVES TO BE WORSHIPED...ANYWAY...NOT EVERYONE IS A DOG LOVER AND I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND...I FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT MARRIAGE...IT ALL WORKS OUT IN THE END...GOD UNDERSTANDS AND LOVES US ALL...HAVE A NICE DAY...LUV STU  

MASTURBATION FOREST...FEBRUARY 2006

PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO LIE TO YOU...IT IS JUST MORE CONVENIENT THAT WAY .

BIBLE INTERPRETATION...DECEMBER 30 2006

WE READ THE BOOKS THAT AGREE WITH THE CRAP SHOVELED BETWEEN OUR EARS...WE SEEK OUT COMPANY THAT EITHER NODS OR BOBS OR BOTH...THE BIBLE SAYS WHAT WE WANT THE THING TO SAY...AND SO IT GOES .

DEAR FRIEND

WHERE DOES IT SAY..."NO DOGS IN HEAVEN "??? YOU DO KNOW THAT THE DOMESTICATION OF HOUNDS IS A RECENT EVENT ??? MAYBE DOGS WERE TOO FUCKED UP BACK THEN...YOU KNOW...ONLY 10 TIMES MORE CIVILIZED THAN PEOPLE...OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT...BESIDES...WE NEED DOGS AT THE GATES TO GUARD US FROM RELIGIOUS FREAKS...WOULD YOU RATHER DO IT THAN THE DOGS ??? THOUGHT SO...HAVE A NICE DAY...LUV STU 

THERE IS SOMETHING IN BETWEEN EVERYTHING

besides good intent...WHY DO PEOPLE GO TO CHURCH...AUGUST 26 2006

POWER...ADDICTION...HIDE...TRADITION...IMAGE...OR MAYBE THEY GOT FUCKING LOST ON THE WAY TO THE GROCERY STORE .

STAGES OF RELATIONSHIP...SEPTEMBER 16 2006

AT DIFFERENT STAGES IN RELATIONSHIPS  DIFFERENT TRIGGERS ARE PULLED...ONLY THE ARTIST IN THE SPHERE OF LOVE...WILL EXIT WITH JOY .

( "GIVE ME GIVE ME GIVE ME"...WILL NOT CUT IT ) .

BLESSED ARE THE PURE...OCTOBER 14 2006

LOVE SEES ALL THINGS...BUT BE NOT DISCOURAGED...BEING BLIND AS A BAT...PRETENDS TO SEE ALL THINGS .

WANTING MORE...SEPTEMBER 2005

IF YOU WANT NOTHING...YOU HAVE ACQUIRED 100 %...IF YOU WANT "THE MOON"...THEN YOU GOT NOTHING .

HOW WANT DEFINES US...SEPTEMBER 5 2005

THERE IS NO CHOICE...IF LOVE IS ABANDONED FROM OUR INNER-SELF...THEN THE REPLACEMENT WILL BE DEFINED BY WHATEVER DECIDES TO MEANDER THROUGH OUR  VILLAGES AND TOWNSHIPS DEEP WITHIN OUR SOULS .

BIBLE TEACHING BLUES...JULY 2005

WHAT THE BIBLE DOES TEACH US IS THAT PEOPLE WILL SEE WHAT THEY WANT TO SEE...AND THE MORE UNTRUE IT IS...THE MORE THEY WILL FUCKING FREAK OUT .

IT'S PRAYER TIME...JULY 2005

A MAN WHO SUCKS OFF HIS HORSE BUT DOES NOT BETRAY HIS FRIEND...IS FAR MORE NOBEL THAN THE OTHER WAY AROUND .

MY DECEITFUL LITTLE HAND...FEBRUARY 2005

I LIKE DATING LESBIANS...BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT COMMITMENT .
( OH , THE POWER OF THE SUBCONSCIOUS MIND ).

CONTROLING EACH OTHER...JULY 2004

YOU MAY GRAB AT THE LIGHT...BUT WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR HANDS...THERE WILL BE ONLY DARKNESS .

AS WE LOSE OURSELVES...SEPTEMBER 2004

FOLLOWING A PATH OF DIVINE LOVE...CAN PROTECT US... LIVING A LIFE OF LOVE WITHIN ...CAN PROTECT US...BOTH...CAN PROTECT US...NOTHING ELSE...CAN PROTECT US .

THE DINGOS WON'T LIKE THIS !!!

LOVE

LOVE IS THE ONLY THING THAT CANNOT GET SO BIG THAT IT WILL FALL IN ON ITSELF .

GHOSTS AND DEMONS...

MAKING A LONG STORY SHORT...AS THE GHOST WALKED BACK AND FORTH ACROSS THE ROOM...THE DEMON PROCEEDED TO ATTACK...UNAWARE OF THIS.

CONCLUSION...EASY...THEY WERE FROM DIFFERENT DIMENSIONS .

KNOWING YOURSELF...DECEMBER 13 2003

EVERYTHING IS SET BEFORE YOU...TO TEACH YOU OF ETERNITY AND OF YOURSELF...ESSENTIALLY...THEY ARE THE SAME THING .

DECEPTION...DECEMBER 20 2003

WANT ONLY WHAT IS FREELY GIVEN TO YOU...ALL ELSE DOESN'T EVEN REALLY EXIST .

TOURISM SLOGAN...

STROKE IT IN THE BAHAMAS .

CONTROL...DECEMBER 28 2003

FIRST...YOU HAVE NO CONTROL...SECOND...EVEN IF YOU DID...YOU WOULD HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT YOU WERE CONTROLLING ANYWAY .

RE-FRAMING...NOVEMBER 15 2003

WHO WE HAVE BECOME DETERMINES WHAT WE WILL SEE...THE MORE LOVING THE HEART...THE MORE BEAUTIFUL THE PATH .

RESPONSIBILITY...NOVEMBER 8 2003

MAKE SURE ALL THE BULLSHIT IS ON YOUR FEET AND NOT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD .

ALL THINGS...NOVEMBER 22 2003

GANDHI WAS MOCKED AND HARASSED BY CHRISTIANS...THEN THEY PERSECUTED HIM FOR NOT WANTING TO BE PART OF THEIR RELIGION . 

AND HOW IS THIS JUSTIFIED ??? A HEART OF STEEL HAS NO NEED TO JUSTIFY ANYTHING .

IT COULD HAPPEN...

THE BATS DISCOVERED ORAL SEX...NOW THERE ARE NO BATS...THEY SUCKED EACH OTHER TO EXTINCTION .

FUCKING UP...SEPTEMBER 6 2003

FUCKING UP IS WHAT PEOPLE DO...ASSIMILATING IT INTO "THE LOVE COMMANDMENT" AFTERWARD...IS AN ART FORM .

DEAR FRIEND

THIS UNIVERSE IS NOT REAL...IT IS A POOR REFLECTION OF SOMETHING REAL...A LIE IS SIMPLY A PARTICULAR MANIFESTATION OF HOW UNREAL THIS UNIVERSE IS...THAT IS TO SAY...IT IS SPOKEN...AND FALLS TO ITS DEATH...IT MAY TAKE 100 YEARS BUT IT IS AS GOOD AS DEAD...ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU CONSIDER TIME , AS WE KNOW IT...DOES NOT EXIST EITHER...SMILE...HAVE A NICE DAY...LUV STU

SELF AWARENESS...APRIL 19 2003

UNTIL YOU KNOW YOURSELF...DO NOT BE OVERLY CONVINCED THAT YOUR GOLD FISH...IS ACTUALLY GOLD .

GIVE ME SOME BEAVER , HONEY !!!

DELUSIONS...JULY 5 2003

IF YOU WERE A FISH GROUNDED ON THE BEACH...HOW WOULD YOUR FISH FRIENDS RESPOND ??? DRAG YOU THROUGH THE SAND TO SAFETY ??? BATTER AND FRY THE SHIT OUT OF YOU ??? WHAT WOULD THEY DO AND HOW DO YOU KNOW ???

REALITY IS A BRUTAL THING...THOUGH IT BRINGS TRUTH...WE STILL CURSE IT .

NEIL YOUNG...NOVEMBER 2014

I WALK INTO A RECORD STORE AND ASK FOR THE NEW NEIL YOUNG...THE FELLOW SAYS..."SURE"...AND HANDS ME THE NEW NEIL DIAMOND...AND THE EARTH GENTLY ROLLS AROUND THE COSMOS ...LIKE HANDS AROUND A PAIR OF BALLS .

HEART ISSUES...MARCH 1 2003

THERE IS THIS PLANT IN AUSTRALIA...IT WILL REMAIN UNDER THE GROUND FOR YEARS BEFORE WATER COMPELS IT TO SPRING TO THE TOP OF THE SOIL...IT SEEMS LIKE AN OVER NIGHT SENSATION...IT IS NOT .

TRUTH...FEBRUARY 16 2003

NEVER ACCLIMATIZE YOURSELF TO SHIT .

GOD IS GOOD...FEBRUARY 18 2003...( RETREAT )

DAVID RUBBED HIS NUTS ON THE HEAD OF GOLIATH'S PENIS...GOLIATH , NOW CONSIDERING HIMSELF TO BE GAY...BASHED HIS HEAD OPEN AND , IN DOING SO...LOST THE WAR .

POINT BEING...BE COMFORTABLE INSIDE YOUR OWN SKIN .

THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF FUCKING YOU AROUND AND STILL GOING STRONG...

RELIGION...BECAUSE SUCKERS JUST DON'T COME IN WRAPPERS .

GROWING OLD...

GROWING OLD...EVERYTHING SAGS BUT YOUR DICK .

SELF DESTRUCTIVENESS...DECEMBER 28 2002

IF YOU SEEK OUT MURKY WATER...YOU DON'T HAVE TO SEE YOURSELF...THEN EVERYTHING YOU DO IS JUST FINE .

DISTANT PLANET , BABY

I HAVE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN A WHALE...BUT THERE WAS THIS WOMAN I SPIED ON HAVING A SHOWER ON A DISTANT PLANET ONCE .

RELIGION AND RELATIONSHIP...NOVEMBER 23 2002

RELIGION WILL FIND YOUR WEAKEST POINT AS A HUMAN...THEN DEFINE YOU BY IT...ONCE YOU ARE WEAK...THEY OWN YOU .

JOY...NOVEMBER 30 2002

SOME DOGS OBEY YOU OUT OF RESPECT...SOME OUT OF FEAR...SOME LOYALTY...AND SOME DOGS ACTUALLY LOVE YOU...THESE ARE THE DOGS WHO HAVE THE MOST JOY IN THEIR BARK AND THEIR FETCHING...LIFE EXCITES THEM SO MUCH THEY CAN BARELY KEEP THEIR PAWS OUT OF THEIR DISH .

SANITY OR INSANITY...OCTOBER 19 2002

DO YOU DESIGN SITUATIONS SIMPLE TO PISS PEOPLE OFF...SO THEY GET MAD AT YOU AND THEN YOU CAN PROCLAIM YOURSELF THE GOOD GUY...THEN SMIRK AS THEY BLEED ALL OVER THE PLACE ???

IF SO...YOU GOT SOME DEEP FUCKING SHIT GOING ON .

KNOWING YOURSELF...AUGUST 30 2002

I WAS COUNSELING THIS COUPLE...THE MAN WAS THE WOMAN AND THE WOMAN WAS OBVIOUSLY THE MAN .

MY ADVICE...GO WITH IT .

EXTREMES...SEPTEMBER 7 2002

THE MORE YOU LOVE...THE MORE YOU BLEED...EMBRACE IT...DON'T FIGHT IT .

SOMETHING REAL...SEPTEMBER 14 2002

MOST PEOPLE ARE AS CRAZY AS THE OPPORTUNITY ALLOWS...NO MORE...NO LESS .

WHAT PEOPLE WANT...AUGUST 17 2002

PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT...50 % MORE...NO MATTER WHAT .

LET'S GIVE THE LORD A BIG HAND !!!

THE BOOK OF JAMES...AUGUST 24 2002

TOLSTOY...4 WAYS OF AVOIDING YOURSELF...STUPIDITY ; DRUNKENNESS ; BITTERNESS ; AND DECEIT .

THE PENGUIN

IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT YOUR PENGUIN TALKS TO YOU...IT IS WHAT YOU THINK HE IS SAYING THAT HAS MY CONCERN .

SINGLE MINDEDNESS...MAY 4 2002

LAZARETH WAS RAISED FROM THE GRAVE...AND SO CAN LOVE BE RAISED FROM THE DARKEST CELLAR...FIND A SHAFT OF LIGHT...AND FORGET ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE .

PROJECTION...MAY 11 2002

WE CAN SEE LIFE AS IT IS...OR WE CAN SEE LIFE THROUGH THE SHIT BETWEEN OUR EARS...IT ALL DEPENDS WHERE WE AIM OUR EYE BALLS .

CAT FROM PET CEMETERY...I GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH .

DEAL WITH YOUR SHIT...APRIL 27 2002

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT...LOVE IS GOING ONE DIRECTION...EARTH IS GOING ANOTHER...POINT...IF YOU ARE NOT PUSHING AGAINST SOMETHING RATHER SUBSTANTIAL...YOU MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE .

SUFFERING...APRIL 20 2002

THE POOR ARE THOSE WHO KNOW THEY HAVE BEEN HAMMERED...AND ARE IN NEED OF A SPIRIT OF LOVE TO PUSH THEM ACROSS THE FINISH LINE .

TRUST... FEBRUARY 21 2002

THERE IS A LINE WHERE TRUST ENDS AND SUSPICION BEGINS...IN FINDING THIS LINE...A BIT OF ADVICE...FORGET FEAR...IT WILL ALWAYS FUCK YOU UP .

CANNIBALISM...MARCH 23 2002

WE IN THE WEST...ARE CANNIBALS WITH BIBS !!!

RELIGION SUCKS / HYPOCRISY...APRIL 6 2002

IT WAS HALLOWEEN...1982...I DECIDED TO GO TO BED EARLY...BEING TIRED AND ALL...SO I DID...AND AS I CLOSED MY EYES I HAD A VISION OF ME TALKING TO THIS YOUNG LADY OVER THIS PARTICULAR TABLE...CONCERNING THE SUBJECT OF RELIGION...AND HOW IT SUCKS...

NEXT SCENE...I WALK INTO THIS PARTY...AND THERE SHE WAS...SITTING AT OUR TABLE...I INTRODUCED MYSELF...AND WE TALKED .

BLESSED ARE THE POOR...FEBRUARY 16 2002

WHEN GHANDI FUCKED UP...( like , accidentally killing his wife )...IT CAME OUT OF THE SAME ESSENCE THAT MADE HIM POSSIBLY THE MOST AMAZING SPIRITUAL FIGURE OF THE LAST CENTURY...YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT THE MORE YOU ARE ALIVE - REALLY ALIVE - THE MORE YOU WILL FUCK UP...AND THE MORE YOU WILL ACHIEVE AMAZING THINGS AS WELL...ONE QUALITY SIMPLY GOES WITH THE OTHER...WE CANNOT PICK AND CHOOSE .

BROKENNESS...JANUARY 19 2002

99 % OF THE WORLD WILL NEVER CHANGE...THEY HAVE LEARNED CERTAIN PATTERNS DURING CHILDHOOD...AND THAT IS ABOUT IT...WHAT MUST CHANGE ??? OUR CAPACITY TO SHOW MERCY AND FORGIVENESS...DARKNESS WILL NEVER POUND OUT DARKNESS .

BLESSINGS AND CURSES...NOVEMBER 2001

WALK IN LOVE...AND DON'T STEP IN SHIT.

ALIENS

MAYBE THE UNIVERSE BEGAN TWO MINUTES AGO...AND ALIENS WITH BIG BREASTS AND LONG HORNS IMPLANTED ALL THIS CRAP IN OUR HEADS .

BISEXUALS

IF SO DESIRED...BISEXUALS HAVE A GREAT PLACE TO HIDE .

FOOTSTEPS...OCTOBER 2001

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR YOUR SHOES ON THE BEACH...UNLESS IT IS THE BEACH OF LIFE .

BLOW JOB...

DO WE ACTUALLY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLOWING SOMETHING UP AND A BLOW JOB ??? NOT MOST OF US .

BLACK DOG

MY DEAR...NOT ONLY IS YOUR BLACK RETRIEVER NOT BLACK...BUT I DON'T THINK HE IS A DOG , EITHER . 

DEAR FRIEND

YEA , THE PROBLEM WITH LEGALISM IS THAT IT CAN BE SO WELL DISGUISED...THE MAIN THING , HOWEVER...IS THAT PEOPLE'S NEEDS ARE SO BIG...THEY WILL FALL FOR JUST ABOUT ANY FUCKING THING...AND TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE...BULLSHIT IS ALMOST ALWAYS DEFENDED WITH VIOLENCE...LUV STU 

CONFRONTATION...FEBRUARY 2001

CONFRONTATION IS BEST SERVED WITH A STRAIGHT GLASS OF COMPASSION.

AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL...DECEMBER 2000

WHEN YOUR EYES ARE FINALLY OPENED...YOU WILL COME TO REALIZE THAT THE ONLY THING YOU CONTROLLED...WAS A DELUSION .

REDEMPTION...OCTOBER 2000

IT IS NOT OUR GOODNESS...IT IS OUR MARRIAGE TO LOVE THAT MAKES OUR LIVES SWEET .

I ONCE TRIED TO SHOW MY MOTHER HOW YOU COULDN'T BREAK AN EGG IF YOU HELD IT PROPERLY...WE ARE ALL BROKEN EGGS .

LOOK...BEHIND YOU...IT'S "SHIT FOR BRAINS" .

TRAVEL LOG...OCTOBER 2000

THE GREATER YOU PUT ON THE LINE...THE GREATER THE REWARD .

LOVE DEPRIVATION...DECEMBER 2000

PEOPLE ARE MOST BASICALLY THE SAME...GIVE THEM A HITLER...THEY WILL FALL TO THE OCCASION...GIVE THEM MARTIN LUTHER KING...THEY WILL RISE TO THE OCCASION...BUT...ALL IN ALL..."MANY ARE CALLED...FEW ARE CHOSEN " .

POINT BEING...AT ALL COST...RISE ABOVE THE MASSES !!!

ROADS...MAY 2000

BEHAVIOR ISN'T THE ISSUE...THE LOVE BEHIND IT IS .

SHUTTING DOWN...MAY 2000

TO BE ALIVE...IS TO LOVE WHEN ALL AROUND US COMMANDS US TO SHUT DOWN .

AN ODE TO AN ERECTION

THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT BILLY CAN GIVE HIMSELF AN ERECTION IN FIVE SECONDS...THE BAD NEWS IS...THAT IS EXACTLY HOW LONG HE CAN KEEP IT .

INTEGRITY...MARCH 2000

INTEGRITY IS A MANIFESTATION OF LOVE...AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE TO CONVINCE PEOPLE YOU HAVE IT .

GOLDFISH...MARCH 2000

HUMAN NATURE IS TO LOWER OURSELVES TO OUR PARTNER'S NEUROTIC BEHAVIOR...THEN LIE ABOUT IT AND GET EASILY OFFENDED IF SOMEONE DISAGREES .

IDOLS ARE BAD...MARCH 2000

MAKE NO MISTAKE...THE VAST MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION IS EITHER TRAPPED WHERE THEY ARE...OR  THEY FIGURE THEY CAN GET SOMETHING FOR THEMSELVES...DIVINE INSPIRATION...VERY FEW AND FAR BETWEEN .

HUMILITY AND THE BLUE SPOTTED PIGEON...A.K.A...DEAR FRIEND...

I ONCE WROTE..." THE THING I HATE ABOUT INTEGRITY...IS YOU HAVE TO LIE SO FUCKING MUCH TO CONVINCE PEOPLE YOU HAVE IT "...HUMILITY IS INDEED IN THE SAME BALLPARK...BOTH STAPLES OF THE SPIRITUAL LIFE...THAT HAVE BEEN SCREWED TO DEATH BY THE JESUS GOOD TIME GANG...LUV STU

PROJECTION...OCTOBER 1999

WE SEE EACH OTHER...AS WE ARE .

MONEY...NOVEMBER 1999

THE MORE MONEY  WE HAVE...THE MORE OUR TRUE IDENTITY WILL MANIFEST ITSELF AROUND US .

MONEY WILL MAKE YOU NAKED !!!

GODS AND SUCH...AUGUST 1999

WE ARE DEFINED BY THE LOVE WE MAKE .

GUESS WHAT I'M THINKING ???

ASK YOURSELF...

ASK YOURSELF...WOULD GOD REALLY GIVE A FUCK ???

MARITIME STEEL...MAY 1999

WE ARE TO FORGIVE...JUSTIFICATION IS PRETEND FORGIVENESS...IT HOLDS NO REALITY AND WILL FALL APART .

FREE AS A BIRD...MARCH 1999

IT IS NEVER THE ICE BURG'S FAULT...IT IS ALWAYS THE TITANIC...YOU , MY FRIEND...ARE THE TITANIC...TAKE A GOOD FUCKING LOOK BEFORE YOU SET YOUR COURSE . 

MASTURBATION...MARCH 1999

WHY DO RELIGIOUS PEOPLE THINK MASTURBATION IS SIN ??? WELL , FOR ONE THING...GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE THINKING ABOUT WHILE DOING IT...AND...FOR ANOTHER...WHAT IS THE USE OF RELIGION IF IT CANNOT CONTROL YOUR SEXUALITY ???

TO PUT IT SIMPLY...RELIGION IS THERE TO FUCK YOU UP .

WHAT WE HAVE...FEBRUARY 1999

FOR THE THINGS GOD GIVES US...WE HAVE NO ARMS OR HANDS...THEY COME UPON US...OR THEY DO NOT...THE WIND BLOWS OR DOES NOT .

AS THE UNIVERSE SLEEPS FUCKACIOUSLY

DECEMBER 1998...MERCY

ARE WE AFRAID MERCY IS SO LIMITED IN QUANTITY...THAT WE WILL HAVE NONE  LEFT OVER FOR OURSELVES ???

I REACH INTO MY POCKET...DOWN TO THE LAST FEW GRAINS...HOWEVER...FIVE YEARS LATER...STILL...DOWN TO MY LAST FEW GRAINS .

FANTASY...OCTOBER 1998

WE TEACH OTHERS HOW TO GET ALONE...AND THAT IS FINE WHILE THE DRUGS ARE STILL WORKING .

LOVE NEEDS A SOLID FOUNDATION .

SUCKING YOUR PENIS...

SO...ONE LION SAYS TO THE OTHER..." JUST BECAUSE I LIKE CAT FOOD MORE THAN RHINO...DOES NOT MAKE ME A HOMOSEXUAL...NOW...SUCKING YOUR PENIS...THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY " .

SEVERED LEFT HAND...AUGUST 1998

WINTER OF 1998 , I BELIEVE...I GAVE A TALK AT THIS EVENT REFERRED TO AS : "THE LOFT"...SO...THESE PEOPLE FIGURED THAT BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE HAD A MEETING  IN A BARN AND REALLY SWELL THINGS HAPPENED...THEY COULD STICK ME IN A BARN WITH 500 KIDS AND THE SAME SHIT WOULD GO DOWN...YOU KNOW...LIKE GOD IS NOW FOUND ESPECIALLY  IN BARNS OR SOMETHING .

...GUESS WHAT HAPPENED ???

GODS AND SUCH...AUGUST 1999

WHAT RELIGION CAN DO FOR YOU...IS TO TAKE AWAY THE LEARNING EXPERIENCE THAT GOD HAS SO ABUNDANTLY OFFERED US .

"DO WHAT YOU ARE FUCKING WELL TOLD"...THE MAN OF RELIGION CRIES...THEN HE WIPES HIS ASS WITH A BROKEN PIECE OF GUN SHELL .

MEANING OF LIFE...JULY 1998

DYING SHOULD POINT US TO LIFE...ONE OF THOSE PARADOXES...AND IF IT DOESN'T...ONE HAS TO ENTERTAIN THE POSSIBILITY THAT ONE HAS NEVER BEEN ALIVE .

DEAR FRIEND

I WROTE A BOOK ENTITLED "ORGANIC COMMUNITY"...OBVIOUSLY IMPLYING THAT MY EMPHASIS IS MORE ON THE ORGANIC SIDE OF THINGS...LOVE NATURALLY HAPPENS...AND WE SEMI-NATURALLY DO EVERYTHING WE CAN TO FUCK IT UP...THAT IS...ATTEMPTING TO DIRECT IT IN OUR FUCKED-UP STRANGE LITTLE DIRECTION FOR IT TO DO AS WE PLEASE...THIS DOES NOT WORK AND NEVER WILL...LUV STU   

RESURRECTION LIFE...APRIL 1998

LOVE WILL TAKE YOU INTO WHOLENESS...OR...AT LEAST...A PLACID EMBRACING OF YOUR BROKENNESS .

THE PARADOX IS THAT IT DEMANDS YOU TO DEMAND NOTHING .

IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS...THERE ARE TRILLIONS OF UNIVERSE'S...AND THE ONLY CONSTANT...IS LOVE .

FAITH...APRIL 1998

YOUR MIND IS NOT SPIRIT...AND IT CANNOT LEAD LIKE SPIRIT...LOVE SEES ACROSS THE UNIVERSE AS EASILY AS IT SEES ACROSS THE SUPPER TABLE .

JUDGEMENT OR LOVE...MARCH 1998

WITHOUT FORGIVENESS...LOVE IS AN EMPTY SHELL...READY TO BE CRACKED AND RUINED AT ANY TIME...PUT IT TO YOUR EAR...AND YOU CANNOT HEAR THE SOUND OF THE OCEAN . 

FLARM'S DICTIONARY

MASTURBATION...TAKING ONES PENIS OR VAGINA FOR A JOY RIDE .

PSALM OF PSALMS...PART 1...FEBRUARY 1998

MOST THINGS YOU SHOULD LET GO OF...AND THE THINGS YOU SHOULD HOLD ONTO...YOU SHOULD REALLY LET GO OF .

EASY TO LOVE...FEBRUARY...1998

THE PROSTITUTE IS USUALLY CLOSER TO THE TRUTH...THAN THE MAN IN THE SUIT.

MOTIVATION...JANUARY 1998

DRIVING TO NEW YORK...I SEE THIS DOG A FEW HUNDRED YARDS TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD...I HAVE AN INTUITION...THAT FUCKER IS GOING TO ATTACK...NEXT THING...HE SMASHES INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAR...(THE DRIVER THINKS HE HIT SOMEBODY )...HOW DID I KNOW??? AND , BETTER STILL...WHY DID THAT FUCKING DOG PICK OUR CAR AS OPPOSED TO THE THOUSANDS HE OBVIOUSLY LET GO BY ???

HERE IS THE THING...A PURE MOTIVE WILL WORK...LIKE LOVE WILL WORK...ALL ELSE WILL EVENTUALLY FAIL...(YOU WILL BE A DEAD DOG ) .

"LET IT BE"...THE BEATLES

SLIGHTLY OFF THE SUBJECT...DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE THREE VERSIONS OF THE BEATLES "LET IT BE" ALBUM ??? THERE IS THE COMMERCIAL VERSION...THE "LET IT BE NAKED " STRIPPED DOWN VERSION FROM A FEW YEARS AGO...THEN THERE IS THE ULTRA-RAW , NEVER RELEASED..."GET BACK "...THAT LENNON WANTED RELEASED FOR SOME STRANGE REASON OR ANOTHER .

REALITY , WHAT A CONCEPT...BOOK 2 PART 1...DECEMBER 1997

IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY...YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT EVERYONE IS INSANE...BUT IF YOU LOOK CLOSER STILL...YOU WILL DISCOVER THAT THIS MAY BE A BEAUTIFUL THING...OR...AT LEAST...A FOUNDATION WHERE SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL CAN DEVELOP .

THE WALL...NOVEMBER 1997

THE FIRST TIME I SAW AN ANGEL...I WAS 18 YEARS OLD...PRETTY FUCKED UP AND SUPERNATURAL...BUT NO FEAR...IT IS A PARADOX , IS IT NOT ??? HOW COULD WE HAVE NO FEAR OF SOMEONE WHO PLACED US UPON SUCH A FUCKED UP PLANET ???

...ALL THINGS REAL...ARE PARADOXES .

LOVE SHAKES THINGS UP

IF YOU ARE NOT PISSING OFF PEOPLE...YOU PROBABLY ARE PISSING OFF GOD .

SPEAKING INTO LIFE...AUGUST 1997

I HADN'T SEEN THIS FELLOW IN 10 YEARS...DIVINELY I HEAR..."PRAY TO SEE #*^%*"...WITHIN A MINUTE...THERE HE IS .

DIVINE GUIDANCE ONLY HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE BEING GUIDED DIVINELY...TAKE THE HARD ROAD...THE LOVING ROAD...AND THE FORGIVING ROAD...THINGS SHOULD BE O.K.

BECOMING HUMAN...JULY 1997

SEX DETERIORATES INTO NOTHING...JUST SWEAT , FLUIDS AND SELF-RIGHTEOUSNESS...FOR EXAMPLE... AS FAR AS THE DETERIORATED SEXUAL BEING IS CONCERNED...LICKING A VAGINA COULD BE LIBERATING AND FREE...STROKING ONE...COULD BE GROUNDS FOR RELATIONSHIP TERMINATION...HENCE...THE SELF RIGHTEOUS BULLSHIT IS IN ACTION.

THE MORE INTIMATE THE HUMAN ACT...THE DARKER THE SELF RIGHTEOUS DETERIORATION .

FEELINGS...MARCH 1997

FEEL WHAT YOU WANT...THEN LOVE .

LOVE IS A WAY OF LIFE AND AN ART FORM...NOT AN EMOTION .

WHO JERKED-OFF IN THE KITCHEN SINK ???

THE ROAD OF LIFE...APRIL 1997

YOU CAN BE JUST SMART ENOUGH TO GET YOURSELF INVOLVED IN A GAME...WHERE YOU ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED...OR JUST STUPID ENOUGH TO BARELY NOT QUALIFY .

WALK WELL !!!

THE WRONG GOD

THOSE WHO HAVE GOD FIGURED OUT...HAVE FIGURED OUT THE WRONG GOD .

REALITY , WHAT A CONCEPT...PART 15...MARCH 1997

EVERY GENERATION WANTS TO ENSLAVE THE WEAKER MEMBERS...MANY WILL EVEN LINE UP...AND THEN THEY BRING GOD INTO THE FUCKING MESS...BLAME THE WHOLE FUCKING THING ON HIM...

...I NEED A DRINK !!!

FISHING , FUCKING AND BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN...AND , OH , YES...SEA MONSTERS .

THE ICE AGE...FEBRUARY 1997

THE ICE AGE USUALLY BEGINS IN A PILE OF BURNING LUST...IT IS HARD TO SEARCH FOR THE WARM GLOW OF A FIRE...WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE LOOKING FOR .

REAL LOVE...FEBRUARY 1997

GREATER LOVE HAS NO MAN THAN THIS...THAT HE LAYS DOWN HIS LIFE FOR HIS BROTHER...CONVERSELY...SAYING YOU LOVE SOMEONE TO DEATH...THEN BUGGERING OFF...IS QUITE THE PATHETIC THING TO DO .

DEAR FRIEND

THE THING ABOUT FREEDOM...IS THAT VIRTUALLY EVERYONE GIVEN FREEDOM  WILL KEEP ON PUSHING UNTIL UNTIL THEY PUSHED RIGHT INTO THE SHIT FACTORY 500 MILES DOWN THE ROAD...THEN , OF COURSE...THEY WILL DESPISE AND BLAME THE POOR FUCKER WHO GAVE THEM FREEMON IN THE BEGINNING...IN THE FINAL ANALYSIS...TREAD LIGHTLY AND BALANCE ALL WITH THE PUREST LOVE THAT YOUR HEART CAN EMBRACE...LUV STU

LOVING EVERYONE...JANUARY 1997

SOMEHOW...SOMEWAY...WE ARE ALL INTERCONNECTED...WHICH IS STRANGE...BECAUSE I AM SURE THIS IMPLYS THAT WE ARE ALSO  MORE SEPARA TED THAN  YOU CAN IMAGINE AS WELL .

AND THE UNIVERSE CONTINUES TO TWIRL .

UNFORGIVING SERVANT...NOVEMBER 1996

IF YOU WANT TO KICK SOMEONE IN THE BALLS...YOU MAY AS WELL CHOP OFF THEIR HEAD TOO...RESTORING THE BALANCE OF LOVE IS LIKE RE-SETTING THE UNIVERSE...MAYBE EVEN HARDER .

FRIENDSHIP...DECEMBER 1996

IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE LIFE CANNOT HAPPEN TO YOU...FUCK IT...SURE , WHY  NOT ??? BUT WHEN HAPPENS TO SOMEONE ELSE...PUT STUPID AWAY AND BE THERE FOR THEM .

THE TREE BENT ITSELF...FOR THE SAME REASON THAT MONKEYS CAME OUT OF THE TREES...NOTHING BETTER TO DO .

EVERYBODY HAS A DREAM...NOVEMBER 1996

IF YOUR AIM IS TO FUCK THINGS UP...PEOPLE CAN RELATE...LOVE , HOWEVER...REFLECTS ONLY BEAUTY...AND THAT IS FAR HARDER TO WRAP ONES HEAD AROUND .

maybe

FORGIVENESS...NOVEMBER 1996

WITHOUT FORGIVENESS...EVERYTHING CRASHING IS JUST A MATTER OF TIME .

IN MY FATHER'S HOUSE...SEPTEMBER 1996

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW YOU COULD FEEL THE ATMOSPHERE OF A HOUSE ??? WELL...THAT SHIT IS REAL...IT DOES NOT MATTER IF WE MAKE SPIRITS OR ATTRACT THEM...THE END RESULT IS THAT THERE IS A FORCE WITH A LIFE OF ITS OWN .

PAIN...

I CAN TELL BY READING THE WRITING OF MARTIN LUTHER KING JR...HE THOUGHT LONG AND FUCKING HARD BEFORE HE MADE ANY CONCLUSIONS CONCERNING HOW HE WAS BEING TREATED AND THOSE WHO WERE TREATING HIM IN SUCH A WAY...POINT BEING...PAIN WILL EITHER CAUSE YOU TO LOSE YOUR SHIT...OR TO BECOME IN INTIMATE CONTACT WITH THE REALITY OF THE SITUATION AND THAT PARTICULAR PART OF THE UNIVERSE...AFTER INTENSE PAIN...FOR BETTER OR WORSE...YOU WILL NEVER BE THE SAME .

HAPPY BIRTHDAY...I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR BUCKET OF SHIT .

Flarmology: LAMB DOGS

Flarmology: LAMB DOGS: I think lambs are cute while pigs and dogs are disgusting. Wed, 4:23 PM HOW ABOUT LAMB DOGS ???

THE RIVER...AUGUST 1986

DID YOU KNOW THAT COMPULSIVE MASTURBATORY PEOPLE HAVE SOMETHING LIKE A 20 % CHANCE LESS OF GETTING CANCER IN THEIR PRIVATES THAN THOSE WHO DON'T DO IT A LOT .

KEEP THE RIVER FLOWING , COMRADS !!!

LEAST COMMON DENOMINATOR...JULY 1996

WHY DO WE HAVE TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT SOMEONE BEFORE WE GIVE THEM A BREAK...SHOULD NOT THEM BREATHING BE ENOUGH REASON .

TRUE COLORS...JULY 1996

...SO THE MINISTER STOOD IN FRONT OF THE CONGREGATION AND SAID THAT THE SERMON WOULD BE ON LETTING GO AND NOT TAKING LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY...AND THE CONGREGATION SAID..."AMEN" .

THEN HE SAID HIS FAVORITE FLAVOR OF SPERM WAS LIME...DEAD SILENCE .

LIMITATIONS...JANUARY 1996

IF YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR LIMITATION...SOONER OR LATER YOU WILL HEAR YOURSELF SAYING..."THAT BOOT WAS WAY TOO BIG FOR MY ASS " .

REAL / BEAUTIFUL AND UGLY...DECEMBER 28 1995

HOW WOULD THE WORLD FUNCTION...IF EVERYONE SAW EVERYTHING FOR WHAT IT REALLY WAS ???

YOUR PAIN...DECEMBER 27...1995

WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE ENOUGH TO DIE FOR THEM...YOU FIND LIFE...UNTIL THEN...YOU WERE JUST EXISTING .

STAY WITH MOMMY...OR THE LIZARD MAN WILL EAT YOUR BRAINS .

FUCKING THE DOG

WHEN YOU FUCK THE DOG...FUCK THE DOG BOLDLY .

DOGS...NEW YEARS EVE 1992

BE MORE LIKE YOUR DOG...AND LESS LIKE YOUR CLERGYMAN .

TALKING TO PEOPLE...

I SEE THIS FELLOW APPROACH MY BUILDING...I RECOGNIZE HIM...'' HEY , STEVE "...I SAY...AND IT WAS INDEED STEVE...JUST ONE THAT I HAD NEVER SEEN BEFORE IN MY LIFE ...STRANGE DAYS INDEED .

THE DEER HUNTER...OCTOBER 1992

THIS LADY TELLS ME THAT I AM RUINING THE LIVES OF THE KIDS I AM "MINISTERING" TOO...I GUESS...THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE MESSAGE IS FUCKING THEM UP...A  FATHER ONCE TOLD HIS BOY TO JUMP OFF THE WAGON AND THAT HE WOULD CATCH HIM...THE BOY JUMPED AND THE FATHER DID NOT CATCH HIM...HE ONLY SAID..."THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO TRUST ANYONE"...I WONDER IF THE MAN AND THE LADY ARE RELATED ???

BOYS AND GIRLS...JUNE 8 1995

IT IS NOT WHO YOU LOVE...IT IS HOW...WHY...WHAT...WHERE...you know...like not outside in front of the cop station...and...WHEN...not during a full moon in a werewolf infested village...AND WHEN IT'S OVER...AND THE LAST BIT OF MALE JUICE IS CLEANED OFF OF THE KITCHEN TABLE...REMEMBER...FORGIVE AND LEARN .

DIRTY ROTTEN SCUM...DECEMBER 1992

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PREDICTING SOME STORE OR ANOTHER WILL NOT SUSTAIN ITSELF...IF , HOWEVER , YOU ARE WRONG...AND THEY STAY IN BUSINESS... AND YOU ARE DISAPPOINTED THAT THEY PROVED YOU WRONG...YOU , MY DEAR FRIEND...HAVE A HUGE FUCKING PROBLEM .

DARKNESS ON THE EDGE OF CHINATOWN...NOVEMBER 1992

HERE IS THE SHIT...PEOPLE LEARN SOME GARBAGE AT ONE PLACE OR ANOTHER...DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO VALIDATE IT...THEN HINGE THEIR LIVES UPON IT .

THE THING IS...WHAT YOU BELIEVE...WILL BE TRANSLATED INTO ACTIONS .

KING OF THE JUNGLE...PART 5

FIRST LION : " HOW COME MY MINISTER TOLD ME NOT TO MASTURBATE ??? "

SECOND LION : " WELL , REMEMBER HOW THE LAST MINISTER GOT YOU TO STOP MASTURBATING THEN POKED YOU IN THE BOTTOM WHEN YOU GOT REALLY HORNY ??? "

FIRST LION : " OH , YEA... I FORGOT " .

HOSEA - BETRAYED...NOVEMBER 1992

HOSEA MARRIED A PROSTITUTE TO MEET SOME NEUROTIC NEED IN HIS LIFE...THEN HE FIGURED THAT IT WAS GOD'S IDEA...SO GOES THE HUMAN RACE...CHASING NEED...TAKING NO RESPONSIBILITY...AND WATCHING IT ALL GO TO SHIT . 

SAVING TIME...

A GOOD WAY TO SAVE TIME...SHOVE FOOD UP YOUR ASS AND JUMP UP AND DOWN .

REALITY , WHAT A CONCEPT...BOOK 2...DENIAL...JANUARY / FEBRUARY / JULY 1992

ONE OF THE COOLEST THINGS TO DO...EVER...GET DRUNK AND HIKE NAKED...NOW , WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN TO YOUR MINISTER IF HE BEGAN HIS SERMON THIS SUNDAY WITH THIS CONFESSION ???

THE GOAL OF JESUS WAS NOT TO TEACH US HOW TO BULLSHIT EACH OTHER .

THE GRIM REAPER...OCTOBER 11-16...1992

WE CONFRONT EVENTUALLY EVERY PART OF OURSELVES...TO SEE IF WE CAN LEARN HOW TO LOVE IT...TO REDEEM IT...TO BRING IT INTO ETERNITY WITH THE REST OF US...TO TAKE IT FROM DEATH AND INTO LIFE .

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO JAMES TAYLOR...FEBRUARY 15 1993

STILL REMEMBER THIS...HOW EVERYONE LISTENED TO JAMES FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT...THE THING IS ABOUT PAIN...IT ALWAYS BRINGS TRUTH TO THE SURFACE...IF IT DIDN'T HURT SO MUCH...IT WOULD BE GOD'S  STRONGEST ALLY .

OH , LORD...BLESS THIS HEAD BASHING SACRAMENT...IN JESUS' NAME...

DEATH IS THE LAW...MARCH 1992

THE MINISTER TAUGHT THAT THEY COULD SEE NEW JERUSALEM COMING TO EARTH THROUGH A HIGH POWERED TELESCOPE...AND YOU BEST NOT FUCKING DISAGREE...THAT WAS THE TRUTH FOR THAT DAY .

GOD'S ONLY LAW IS LOVE .

CATS...MARCH 4 1993

A FRIEND OF MINE AND MYSELF WERE MEDITATING ON HIS FRONT POURCH  IN TOWNSVILLE...SUDDENLY...THIS CAT BEGAN TO TALK FROM A THICKET OF BUSHES ACROSS THE STREET...IT TOLD US THAT IT WOULD KILL US...YOU KNOW...SHIT LIKE THAT...THING IS...MY UNDERSTANDING OF EVIL IS THAT IT CAN ONLY SCARE US INTO A CERTAIN DIRECTION...POINT BEING...IT WAS NOTHING THAT A GOOD OLD FASHION WATER BALLOON COULDN'T TAKE CARE OF .

OLD MAN...NOVEMBER 14 1992

WE WILL GET CARVED AWAY LIKE A SEA SHELL...THE ONLY ISSUE IS...WILL IT BE IN THE HANDS AND CURRENT OF  LOVE...OR BY OCEAN WAVES AND WIND AND HEAT AND COLD...BASHING US INTO LITTLE PIECES .

...ABUSE...

YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN THE LAST TIME YOU WILL EVER SEE SOMEONE IS...SO MAKE SURE YOU ABUSE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM EVERY CHANCE YOU HAVE .

DO YOU SEE THE DONKEY SMOKING THE CIGAR ???

ROCK OF AGES...MARCH 5 1993

STONES TURN INTO SAND...PEOPLE TURN INTO ASHES...BUT WHAT IS DONE IN LOVE...WILL ALWAYS REMAIN .

SELAH...MARCH 30 1993

THE PURPOSE OF LOVE IS TO RAISE PEOPLE FROM THE DEAD...THE PURPOSE OF RELIGION IS TO FINISH THEM OFF WHILE THEY SUFFER...BUT TO PRETEND THAT YOU ARE RAISING THEM FROM THE DEAD .

got them old west green harbour blues..june 14 1993

as close as west green harbour was to kegi park...we never went there once...as close as most people are to experiencing love...it never happens...THE GREATEST GIFT IN THE UNIVERSE...IT MEANDERS BY AS WE HIDE OUR SPIRITS AND HEARTS AND SOULS FROM EACH OTHER .

KING OF THE JUNGLE...PART 2

FIRST LION..." HOW COME I CAN'T MAKE SANDCASTLES OUT MY SHIT ??? "

SECOND LION..."ARE YOU AWARE THAT SHIT IS NOT MADE OUT OF SAND ??? "

FIRST LION..." OH , YEA...I FORGOT " .  

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO K.R...FEBRUARY 22 1994

WHEN SOMEONE IS CARRIED AWAY...EMBRACE IT WITH HUMILITY AND LOVE...LIFE IS OUR TEACHER .

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO TOMMY...FEBRUARY 5 1994

HIS FATHER LEFT YEARS AGO...HE BEAT TOMMY JUST ENOUGH SO HE COULD NEVER RISE HIS HEAD ABOVE HIS CELL'S CEMENT WALL AND SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY...NOT SHOWN ANY LOVE...HE BECAME VIOLENT...WE ARE ALL SQUIRRELS...JUST SOME ARE LEFT WITH A BETTER PROGRAM TO PERFORM IN LIFE THAN OTHERS .

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO GORDIE...FEBRUARY 15 1994

HE CLAIMED THAT HE WAS A MEMBER OF THE MOST DANGEROUS BIKE GANG IN CANADA...BUT THEN WHY DID HE HAVE STUFFED BUNNY RABBITS ALL AROUND HIS  BED .

TRUTH IS LIKE WATER...IT WILL GET WHERE EVER IN THE FUCK IT SO DESIRES . 

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO P.R...APRIL 7 1994

IF LOVE DOES NOT MAKE THE BURDEN LIGHTER...THEN MAYBE THE BOX IS STUFFED WITH BETRAYAL .

KING OF THE JUNGLE...PART 1

ONE LION SAYS TO THE OTHER : " HOW COME EVERY TIME  WE EAT A ZEBRA...I GET STUCK EATING THE ASS HOLE ??? "

THE OTHER LION SAYS : " BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT , YOU PERV " . 

THE FIRST LION SAYS : "OH , YEA...I FORGOT " .

THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO BRUCE COCKBURNE...OCTOBER 30 1994

MAKING EVERYTHING THAT DOESN'T MAKE US COMFORTABLE A TABOO...CREATES AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE WE ARE BASICALLY FORCED TO LIE...QUESTION...WHY IS MURDER NOT ON THAT TABOO LIST ???  IS NOT THAT A BIT SUSPICIOUS ??? 

IF YOU ARE NOT WANTED...WIPE THE SHIT OFF YOUR SHOES...THROW IT AT THE DOOR...AND MOVE ON .

GHOSTS...

DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY GHOSTS SCARE PEOPLE ??? WHY DON'T THEY MAKE THEM A FUCKING BANANA BREAD OR SOMETHING USEFUL LIKE THAT ???

MARITIME STEEL...MAY 20 1995

EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU IS MADE OBVIOUS WHILE SCREWING...SO MAKE SURE YOU TURN OFF THE LIGHTS AND WEAR A BLINDFOLD .

THE PRODICAL SON...DECEMBER 14 1994

RELIGION IS NO MORE OR LESS THAN A WEAPON TO BULLSHIT YOUR WAY OUT OF REALITY .

CAIN TOADS...NOVEMBER 1 1995

YOUR VALUE IS FOUND WITHIN THE SIZE OF YOUR LOVE...YOUR LOVE IS FOUND IN WHAT IS GIVEN TO ANOTHER OUT OF AN INNER SENSE OF REALITY .

I WILL SHOW YOU MY PENIS IF YOU GIVE ME A DOLLAR .

THINGS FROM MARS...MARCH 26 1995

IT IS NOT THAT SOMEONE PUT THE STUPID IN THE WATER SUPPLY...IT IS THAT NOBODY ADMITS THAT THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG .

NO HUMILITY...NO REALITY .

THE FOG...APRIL 1 1995

WHY CAN WE NOT SEE HOW WE HURT EACH OTHER ??? I MEAN...THE BLOOD SHOULD BE A DEAD GIVEAWAY .

BETRAYAL....JULY 3 1995

OUR COMMITMENT TO EACH OTHER SHOULD BE LIKE MUSIC...SOUND NEVER STOPS...NOTHING CURBS OR ALTERS THE BEAUTY .

NO FEAR IN PERFECT LOVE...APRIL 1990

NO JOKE...I FLIP THIS COIN...IT LANDS AND STAYS ON ITS SIDE...THE ODDS...VIRTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE...MY GUESS...SOMEBODY HELD IT THERE...AND HOW LONG DO I WANT TO LIVE ??? AS LONG AS I AM SUPPOSED TO .

BONER PILLS

YOU MAY THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO TELL YOUR BOSS YOU KNOW HE IS TAKING BONER PILLS...BUT NOW YOU WILL LEARN WHY THE VAST MAJORITY OF PEOPLE HAVE CHOSEN NOT TO THINK .

MYSELF...PART 2

I KNOW HOW THIS SHIT GOES DOWN...I'M THERE FOR YOU...YOU ARE NOT THERE FOR ME...STILL...IF DONE PROPERLY...IT CAN BRING GREAT JOY ACROSS THE UNIVERSE...THE PARADOX IS...WE ONLY RECEIVE...AS WE TRULY GIVE .

SOME PEOPLE SAY THIS WAS BUILT BY ALIENS...MOST , HOWEVER...BELIEVE CARPENTERS BUILT IT .

MYSELF...PART 12

THE THING ABOUT BEING A REALLY FUCKED UP KID WITH REALLY GOOD INTENTIONS...IS THAT MOST PEOPLE WILL ONLY SEE THE FUCKED UP PART...NOW , TELL ME...IS THAT ANY WAY TO RUN A PLANET ??? 

DEAR FRIEND

well...the obvious answer is...GOD !!! but what also comes to my mind is the verse...YOU WILL KNOW MY CHILDREN BY THE FRUITS THEY PRODUCE...the issue is...most people will not know god's children by their fruits...i have seen many , many miraculous things...what i am short of is a list of people who let the facts stand in the way of a good story...i guess...the bottom line...is THOSE WHO HAVE EARS...LET THOSE FUCKERS HEAR...have a nice day...luv stu .  

LOVE OR LAW...APRIL 1990

AFTER WE JOURNEY AWAY FROM LOVE...WE MAKE UP OUR OWN SHIT ACCORDING TO WHAT WE THINK WE NEED...WE ARE ALWAYS WRONG .

MYSELF... PART 18

SEPTEMBER 1981...BOUGHT MY PARENTS A PICTURE FOR CHRISTMAS...LITTLE TO MY KNOWLEDGE...THEY WOULD MOVE TO THAT PARTICULAR PLACE SIX MONTHS LATER .

LOVE IS A CURRENT...LIFE IS A FORGONE CONCLUSION .

ONLY THE ENLIGHTENED BIRDS WOULD NOT CEASE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SHIT ON THIS MANS HEAD .

THE MEANING OF LIFE...APRIL 1990

FIND SOMEONE YOU LOVE...PROCEED TO LOVE THEM MORE THAN YOURSELF...AS THE LOVE GROWS...SO DOES THE LIGHT .

BOYS AND GIRLS...JUNE 8 1995

IT IS NOT BEING LOVED THAT FULFILLS OUR LIVES...BUT IN THE ACT OF LOVING...ON THE CROSS...IF YOU COULD WADE THROUGH THE AGONY...THERE WAS THE JOY OF A CHILD .

IT IS A COMMONLY KNOW FACT...THAT BIGFOOT HAS A FUCKED UP SENSE OF HUMOR .

THIS IS THE DAY...APRIL 1990

THIS IS THE DAY...SQUEEZE IT...SUCK IT...LICK IT...EMBRACE IT...NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO...DON'T LET IT PULL YOU DOWN...CONDEMN YOU...IT IS ONLY THERE FOR YOUR ENLIGHTENMENT .

DEAR FRIEND

WE WORK IN THE LORD'S VINEYARD...WE PLOW BULLSHIT AND HARVEST A CROP OF " GO FUCK YOURSELF "...IT AIN'T EASY , BUT NOTHING WORTH WHILE EVER IS...IF ONLY PLACING PEOPLE AGAINST THE WALL AND SHOOTING THE FUCKERS WITH ANTI-FERTILITY BULLETS  WAS OUR MANDATE...LIFE WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIER...ANYWAY...LOVE CLAWS ITS WAY TO THE SURFACE LIKE A ZOMBI THROUGH POROUS SOIL...DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE THE UNIVERSE IS A MAP POINTING TO THE ROAD OF EMOTIONAL AND SPIRITUAL HEALTH ??? DID YOU KNOW THAT IN TWO BILLION YEARS ANOTHER GALAXY IS GOING TO PASS DIRECTLY THROUGH OURS ??? WHEN I GET TO HEAVEN...THE FIRST THING I WILL DO IS GET A BIG BUCKET OF CHICKEN AND WATCH IT HAPPEN IN FAST MOTION...LUV STU . 

FORGIVENESS...PART 2...MARCH 1990

HURTING EACH OTHER WITH WORDS BREAKS 4 OF THE 10 COMMANDMENTS :
1-STEAL...REPUTATION...2-KILLS...EMOTIONAL HEALTH...3-IDOLATRY...DEFINITELY NOT " LOVE FIRST"...4-COVETS-REPUTATION...AND YET...PEOPLE THINK IT IS A REASONABLE WAY TO SPEND THEIR SPARE TIME .

THE RELIGIOUS VISITOR

MANY YEARS AGO...A VISITOR CAME INTO OUR FINE CITY AND SET OUT TO TALK TO THE RELIGIOUS LEADERS ABOUT...ALL KINDS OF SHIT...MY NAME EVENTUALLY CAME TO THE SURFACE...AND HE WAS TO DISCOVER...THE LIBERALS HATED ME BECAUSE I WAS CONSERVATIVE...AND THE CONSERVATIVES HATED ME BECAUSE I WAS LIBERAL...AS FOR ME...NOBODY ASKED ME WHY I HATED ME .

MASTURBATION AND SEX

ENJOYING MASTURBATION MORE THAN SEX...COMES IN HANDY .

DEAR FRIEND

FUNNY , ISN'T IT ??? SOMETIMES YOU WANT PEOPLE TO REMEMBER SHIT...SOMETIMES ,  FORGET SHIT...AND SOMETIMES...IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER...LUV STU

DEAR FRIEND

LOVE IS AN INTERESTING THING...EVERYONE WILL SWEAR THAT IT IS AN OBJECTIVE IN THEIR LIFE...AND ALMOST AS MANY WILL GET THE SHIT SCARED OUT OF THEM WHEN ACTUALLY CONFRONTED WITH LOVE...THE BOTTOM LINE IS...PEOPLE WANT TO GO SWIMMING...BUT THE DON'T WANT TO GET WET...INDEED...QUITE THE SITUATION...STILL ANOTHER VERSE COMES TO MIND..."GREATER IS HE WHO IS IN YOU THAN HE WHO IS IN THE WORLD "...SHOW THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS WHAT PEACE , LOVE AND UNDERSTANDING IS...HAVE A GREAT DAY...LUV STU

LOVE YOUR NEIGHBOR...FEBRUARY 1990

WHAT HAS BEEN SCREAMED AT US...BECOMES A PART OF US...AND ONLY THOSE WHO LOVE UNTIL IT HURTS...WILL FIND A WAY OUT .

SUFFERING...FEBRUARY 1990

THE KIND OF SUFFERING THAT HAPPENS WHEN WE FUCK EVERYTHING UP AND THINK THAT IT'S A GOOD IDEA...IS NOT THE KIND OF SUFFERING THAT BRINGS PEACE , LOVE AND JOY .

LOVE ALWAYS PROTECTS...JUNE 29 1990

my sexual preference...is ANYONE i cannot have .

LOVE...GIVING...JUNE 1990

DESIRE LITTLE AND EVERYTHING RECEIVED...IS SO BIG .

JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING SOMEWHERE...DOES NOT MEAN THAT'S WHERE YOU ARE GOING .

RELIGION SUCKS...JULY 4 1990

RELIGION IS THE CEREMONIOUSLY BREAKING OF THE HANDS AND FEET...AND THE CROPPING OF THE GENITALS...THEN TELLING THE POOR FUCKER TO BE FREE . 

heart of stone...august 6 1990

so you sold your soul for a bowl of soup...FINE...AT LEAST LET THOSE AROUND YOU KNOW THAT IT TASTES LIKE SHIT...AND THAT YOU WERE COMPLETELY TAKEN .

PEOPLE ARE AT LEAST WORTH THAT MUCH .

BOY IN THE BUBBLE...AUGUST 14 1990

SO MY BROTHER WAVED A GUN AROUND...SCREAMED AND YELLED...THREATENED TO COMMIT SUICIDE...HIS FRIENDS ENTERED THE APARTMENT...IF THEY HAD KNOWN A FUCKING THING ABOUT MY BROTHER...THEY WOULD HAVE REALIZED...THEY WERE THE ONES...NOT HIM...WHO'S LIVES WERE HANGING BY A THREAD .

POINT...WE REALLY DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE STEPPING , DO WE ???

LOOKING BEYOND...MAY 1991

LOVE SEES ALL THINGS...AND TASTES AND FEELS JUST ABOUT THE SAME .

THEY WILL SEE GOD...AUGUST 6 1990

TWO THINGS ABOUT YOU I FIND INTERESTING...ONE...YOU HAVE NEVER TOLD ME THE TRUTH...THE OTHER...YOU THINK I HAVE LIED TO YOU .

CROSS ROADS...JUNE 4 1991

THE DAY I LOST THE PERSON I LOVED MOST IN THIS WORLD...ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS GOT KILLED IN A MOTORBIKE ACCIDENT...IT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENS TO US...WE ALL GET FUCKED SOONER OR LATER...IT IS WHAT  WE CHOOSE AFTERWARDS .

LOVE COMPLETELY

IF YOU CANNOT LOVE COMPLETELY...THEN TRY OVER EATING .

GUARD YOUR HEART...JULY 21 1991

A FUCKED UP UNIVERSE IS PROTECTED BY FUCKED UP THINGS...WHICH , IN TERN...ARE PROTECTED BY THINGS THAT USUALLY APPEAR TO BE NICE .

LOVE IS A FAR BETTER WAY TO GUARD YOUR HEART .

WOOD IS NOT JUST FOR MAKING DAMS ANYMORE .

HOW WARS BEGIN

SHOW ME A WAR AND I WILL SHOW YOU A GAY MAN PRETENDING REALLY FUCKING HARD TO BE STRAIGHT .

blow out sale...

remember... a blow out sale...is only a blow out sale...if they have the shit you are looking for .

THE POWER OF LOVE...JULY 4 1990

ALL THAT IS LOVE...RETURNS TO GOD .

DEAR FRIEND

YES...HERE IS ANOTHER VERSE..." MANY ARE CALLED...FEW ARE CHOSEN "...HARD TO FIGURE OUT , EH ??? MATH WAS NEVER ONE OF MY STRONG SUBJECTS ...ONE THING I LEARNED ABOUT THE BIBLE...YOU CAN FIND ANYTHING THERE IF YOU LOOK HARD ENOUGH...ANYWAY...MY GUESS ON THE SUBJECT IS THAT...WHAT IS LOVE...RETURNS TO LOVE...LUST RETURNS TO LUST...AND BULLSHIT RETURNS TO BULLSHIT...AS FOR THE NUMBERS...YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE...BUT , ULTIMATELY...WHAT REALLY MATTERS IS THAT WE DO THE BEST WE CAN AND LET GOD FIGURE OUT THE EQUATIONS...AND THE SOUL GAMES...AND THE REST OF IT...LUV STU  

THE PIG LANGUAGE

IF YOU UNDERSTOOD " PIG "...YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND WHY GOD DOESN'T LIKE THEM .

LOOKING BEYOND...MAY 1991

most people will let you down sooner or later...the message is simple...THE PEOPLE WHO WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN...NEVER LET THEM GO .

HUMAN NATURE...MARCH 24 1991

THERE ARE PROBABLY ABOUT 24 SEXUAL PREFERENCES...GIVE OR TAKE...SO WE TRY TO SQUEEZE IT DOWN TO TWO...JUST TO SEE WHO WILL SCREAM THE LOUDEST...OR OBEY US THE MOST CONVINCINGLY...OR LIE LIKE A FUCKING RUG .

IT IS ALL THE SAME IF IT GIVES US POWER OVER SOME POOR SOUL .

...JUDGEMENT DAY...DECEMBER 19 1990

1969...MY FRIEND STOLE MY BROTHER'S " CHOCOLATE BAR "...AND UNTIL THE DAY MY BROTHER DIED...THE UNIVERSE RESONATED WITH THE SOUND OF MY FRIEND CHOMPING DOWN ON THAT FUCKING PIECE OF CHOCOLATE...AT LEAST...AS FAR AS MY BROTHER WAS CONCERNED .

FLARMOLOGY DICTIONARY

FARRIGANT...FUCKED UP AND ARROGANT .

ETERNAL FLAME...OCTOBER 29 1990

MEDIOCRE RELATIONSHIPS SEEK PEOPLE TO PISS THEM OFF...SO THEY CAN HAVE A COMMON ENEMY AND BE " BONDED TOGETHER " .

THAT WILL BE THE LAST TIME THAT FUCKER TICKLES MY NUTS WHEN I'M HIBERNATING .

KILLER ON THE RAMPAGE...AUGUST 30 2014

 IT ONLY TAKES ONE ITEM OF YOUR PERSONHOOD...TO BE NOT SUBJECT TO LOVE IN ONE SHAPE OR ANOTHER...TO FUCK EVERYTHING UP .

LOVES GUARDIANS : community , transparency , patience .

ALIMONY...

DID YOU EVER HEAR OF SOMEONE WHO COMPLAINED THAT THEY WERE GETTING TOO MUCH ALIMONY ??? I MEAN , EVER ???

AT THE SHOPPING MALL...

so there i was...at the shopping mall...shopping...and i see this 350 pound gentleman...just sitting there with this bucket of fried bat shit in front of him...and i say to myself...THIS FUCKER IS GOING TO SAY GRACE...and he does...thing is...what the fuck is he saying ??? OH , LORD...PLEASE DON'T LET THIS CRAP KILL ME...FUCK YOU , GOD...I'M EATING THIS SHIT...as my good friend jon would say...I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH THIS...i am just a bit curious , that's all . 

name your penis...

 

the best way to make sure that your sexual partner is always first...is to name your penis...(or vagina)...partner...that way you can look the world straight in the eye and say..." yes , world...i always make sure my partner has a wonderful sexual experience" .    

THE EASIEST WAY TO FIND SOMETHING...IS TO NOT LOOK FOR IT .

DEAR FRIEND

YEA , JESUS TALKED ABOUT  A LOT OF STUFF...AND IF IT IS TRUE THAT THE UNIVERSE CANNOT CONTAIN HIS WORDS...THEN , GUARANTEED...HE USED THE SUBJECT OF SASQUATCH AS A CONTROLLING METAPHOR , AT THE VERY LEAST...ON ONE OR TWO OCCASIONS...I AM IN THE UNIQUE POSITION WHERE I HAVE OVER 1000 SERMONS THAT I HAVE NOT PREACHED YET...GOD KNOWS WHAT I HAVE WRITTEN AND FORGOTTEN ABOUT...ANYWAY...MORE SO THAN SASQUATCH VS. NON-SASQUATCH...I ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO PROCLAIM THE LOVE MESSAGE OUT OF THEIR OWN PERSONAL EXPERIENCE IN LIFE...HAVE A GREAT DAY...LUV STU .

THE CATHOLIC CHURCH...SELF RIGHTEOUS JUDGEMENT...OCTOBER 23 - 30 1990

DID YOU KNOW THAT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH USED TO SUPPLY THEIR PRIESTS WITH PROSTITUTES SO THEY WOULDN'T MASTURBATE ???

SELF RIGHTEOUSNESS...IS BLINDNESS .

POWER OF THE SPOKEN WORD...OCTOBER 23 1990

YOU CAN'T DISCOVER ANOTHER PERSON'S TRUE IDENTITY BY ASKING THEM...but just about everything else they do...will give them away .

KILLING PEOPLE...

AS HUMANS...WE KEEP ON WORKING ON THE PROBLEM...HOW TO KILL PEOPLE AND OBTAIN INNER-PEACE...GOOD LUCK !!!

...SURE THERE WILL BE TORTURE AND SHIT...BUT YOU WILL HAVE A GREAT VIEW .

REJECTION...AUGUST 26 1991

I LEARNED THAT THE BEST WAY NOT TO GET REJECTED IN CHURCH...IS TO NOT LET THEM FIND OUT WHO YOU REALLY ARE .

CALLING PEOPLE ON THEIR SHIT

YOU MAY THINK YOU ARE SMART...FIGURING OUT SOME SERIOUS SHIT ON SOMEBODY...THEN POINTING IT OUT TO THEM FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON...GOOD ON YA...THING IS...EVERY TIME THAT FUCKER LAYS EYES ON YOU FROM THAT TIME ONWARD...HE SEES YOU WITH A BULLS EYE ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD . 

IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME .

DEAR FRIEND

WE , ESSENTIALLY , HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM WITH SASQUATCH AS WE DO WITH JUST ABOUT ANY OTHER ANIMAL...THAT IS...WE EXPECT EVERYTHING TO BEHAVE IN A WAY THAT MEETS OUR VERY SPECIFIC NEEDS...AND WHEN THIS FAILS TO HAPPEN...AND SOMEONE IS INJURED...WE WALK AROUND IN CONFUSION AND BITTERNESS...POINT...LEOPARDS DO NOT WANT TO PLAY CARDS WITH YOU...AND SQUIRRELS WILL NOT TUCK YOUR KIDS IN BED AT NIGHT...FIND OUT WHO A PERSON IS...AND THAT IS HOW THEY WILL BEHAVE...A.K.A..BIBLE COLLEGE...LUV STU 

JUSTIFY...AUGUST 8 1991

THE BOY AT THE CRUSADE WAS SCREAMED AT BY HIS MOTHER FOR NOT BEING"SET FREE"...THING IS...SHE FELL OFF THE STAGE TRYING TO GET WHATS-HIS-FACE'S AUTOGRAPH...AND BROKE HER SELFISH LITTLE NECK...POINT BEING...THE CHILD WAS "SET FREE"  .

DEAR FRIEND

I THINK IT GOES LIKE THIS : WE CANNOT RISE ABOVE THE LOVE OR LACK OF LOVE WITHIN US...LOVE IS , IN FACT...WHO AND WHAT WE ARE...AS IT IS CULTIVATED AND NURTURED...THAT IS PRECISELY WHAT WE PASS ONTO OTHERS...AND NO...FOR GOD'S SAKE , NO...OUR BULLSHIT AND OUR DECEPTION , IN THE LONG RUN...WILL NOT HELP US ONE FUCKING BIT TO BE BEYOND THE STANDARD WE HAVE ENGRAINED FOR OURSELVES...LUVE STU 

SOONER OR LATER...WE ALL GET TAKEN FOR A RIDE .

DEAR FRIEND

I THINK THE HIGHEST CALLING OF LOVE...IS TO SIMPLY BE IN LOVE WITH LOVE...IT IS THIS KIND OF IMMENSITY AND INTENSITY THAT ALLOWS LOVE TO BLOOM IN ITS FULLEST...THAT IS...WE CAN ALLOW ANYONE OR ANYTHING TO PASS THROUGH OUR FINGERS AS WE KNOW WHAT IS BORN OF PERFECT LOVE...IS ALWAYS THERE...NEVER SEPERATED FROM US...AS THE UNIVERSE IS COMPLETELY IN THE PALM OF OUR HANDS...AS MUCH AS IT REACHES ACROSS THE SUMMER NIGHT SKY...LOVE NEVER FAILS...SO WE CAN SAFELY CONCLUDE THAT LOVE'S FAILURE IS THE BI-PRODUCT OF OUR LACK OF ETERNITY DWELLING WITHIN...INDEED...WE MUST LET GO...AND ALLOW LIFE TO FULLY AND COMPLETELY HAPPEN...LUV STU   

FINGERS ARE FOR FONDLING YOUR BALLS...( is. 59 - 60 )

IT IS NOT SO MUCH OUR ACTIONS...BUT OUR RESPONSE TO OUR ACTIONS THAT WILL CARRY US THROUGH LIFE .

DEAR FRIEND

THE QUESTION CONCERNING THE SASQUATCH THAT PLAGUES ALL OF US CIVILIZED FELLOWS...IS HOW WOULD IT EFFECT US IF WE ATE IT ??? I MEAN...BEING SO CLOSE TO HUMAN AND ALL...WOULD WE FIND OURSELVES DEADLY ILL  IF WE DECIDED TO CHOMP DOWN ON ONE ??? AND , IF NOT...DO THEY TASTE GOOD ??? THESE ARE DIFFICULT QUESTIONS , MY FRIEND .

LOUV STU

FIND THE YETI

DEAR FRIEND

WE ARE ALL OFF TO ONE ZOO OR ANOTHER...A ZOO THAT PEOPLE FREQUENTLY VISIT IS THE ZOO OF LOST INTEGRITY...STEP INTO THAT FUCKING ZOO...AND YOU ARE FOREVER BEHIND THE BARS OF BULL SHIT AND DECEPTION...ANOTHER ZOO...IS THE ZOO OF SELF RIGHTEOUS JUDGEMENT...THIS IS WHERE ALL THE LITTLE RELIGIOUS FANATICS THROW SHIT AT US THE MOMENT WE BEGIN TO STEP OUT OF LINE...I ASSUME...THE ZOO YOU ARE TAKING YOUR GRAND KIDS TO...IS THE KIND OF ZOO WHERE YOU FIND MONKEYS AND OTHER SUCH CREATURES...HOPE YOU HAVE A LOT OF FUN...AND DON'T THROW THINGS AT THE CROCODILES...ACCORDING TO DARWIN...IN 18 MONTHS AND THREE DAYS...THEY WILL BE ABLE TO THROW SHIT BACK...LUV STU

DEAR FRIEND

JUST WATCHING THIS TELE SHOW...'THE WALKING DEAD'...NOW , HERE IS THE SHIT ON THESE GUYS...BECAUSE OF CIRCUMSTANCES BEYOND THEIR CONTROL...YOU KNOW , LIKE ZOMBIES...THEY FUNCTION AS A COMPLETE AND FRUITFUL COMMUNITY...BUT...REALLY...WHO THE FUCK WOULDN'T UNDER SUCH PRESSING CIRCUMSTANCES ??? POINT...IF OUR CIRCUMSTANCES DRIVE US TO A BETTER WAY...CAN WE REALLY TAKE ANY CREDIT FOR IT ??? AND WHY DOES IT SEEM THAT WHEN ANYONE TAKES CREDIT FOR AN ACT OF LOVE...IT ALL GOES TO SHIT ???

IT BOILS DOWN TO THIS...LOVE IS A GIFT...IT MAY EVEN POSSIBLY HAVE MORE TO DO WITH JUST ABOUT ANYTHING THAN IT DOES US...AND WHEN IT COMES...THROUGH CIRCUMSTANCES...THROUGH DIVINE REVELATION...THROUGH FIGURING OUT THAT BEING AN ASS HOLE JUST SIMPLY DOES NOT WORK TO YOUR ADVANTAGE...BE CAREFUL...AND TREAT IT WITH AWE AND GENTLENESS...FOR IT MAY BE GONE TOMORROW .

A BROKEN AND CONTRITE HEART...OCTOBER 18 1991

MORE SO THAN GETTING RID OF WHAT IS WRONG WITH US...OUR FALLEN NATURE SHOULD LEAD US INTO UNEQUIVOCAL AND COMPLETE HUMILITY .

WASHING HANDS

WHY DO I NOT WASH MY HANDS IN A PUBLIC WASHROOM  ??? SIMPLE...MY PENIS IS ABUNDANTLY MORE CLEAN THAN THEIR SINK .

DEAR FRIEND

IN TERMS OF LOVE...THERE ARE TWO MAJOR SCHOOLS OF THOUGHT...THE FIRST BELIEVE THAT THE WORLD , GENERALLY SPEAKING...IS A REASONABLE PLACE...AND IF LOVE IS ARTICULATED TO OTHERS...MOST WILL RESPOND TO THE BEST OF THEIR ABILITY...THE OTHER SCHOOL OF THOUGHT BELIEVES THAT PLANET EARTH IS A SHIT SANDWICH...AND THEY FORGOT THE BREAD...PERSONALLY...I BELIEVE BOTH GROUPS ARE OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY...PERSONALLY...I BELIEVE THAT OUR SEARCH FOR BEAUTY AND TENDERNESS AMONG THE HUMAN SPECIES...IS LIKE SEARCHING FOR GOLD NUGGETS IN A RIVER...DEFINITELY THERE...DEFINITELY HARD TO FIND...AND YOU MAY ACTUALLY LOSE YOUR LIFE IN THE PURSUIT...LUV STU

DEAR FRIEND

I GUESS THE BOTTOM LINE IS , AS YOU SAY...JESUS TALKS TO US PERPETUALLY...WHAT DOES NOT HAPPEN IS A LOT OF LISTENING...OF COURSE...IF YOU TAKE A STUDY IN HOW TO LISTEN TO GOD'S SPIRIT...ESSENTIALLY ALL YOU GET IS PAGANISM...YOU KNOW...MAKING GOD IN OUR IMAGE...GOD SAYING EXACTLY WHAT WE DESIRE TO HEAR...BUT ONLY AFTER WE PRAY FOR A WHILE TO JUSTIFY THE WHOLE FUCKING THING...MY GUESS IS THAT LOVE CAN CHANGE THE WORLD OVERNIGHT...THING IS...LOVE IS ALWAYS FOLLOWED BY LOVING...AND THAT IS PRECISELY WHERE PEOPLE TURN THEIR NOSES UP...AND WHAT WILL THE FUTURE BRING ??? YOUR GUESS IA AS GOOD AS MINE...LUV STU  

DEAR FRIEND

THE BRILLIANCE OF JESUS IS THAT HE CUT THROUGH JUST ABOUT ALL THE BULLSHIT...AND NEVER WASTED A WORD IN DOING SO...FOR EXAMPLE...THE SERMON ON THE MOUNT WAS ABOUT AS INSIGHTFUL AND PROFOUND AS YOU CAN GET...AND IT IS SHORT...ONE WONDERS WHAT A PREACHER IS ATTEMPTING TO PROVE WHEN HE DRIBBLES OUT HIS ASS FOR TWO HOURS...ONE SUSPECTS...NINE OUT OF TEN TIMES...THE POOR FUCKER IS JUST HIDING SOMETHING AND DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY DECEIVE HIS CONGREGATION...HAVE A NICE DAY...LOVE STU

ABUSE...

YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN THE LAST TIME YOU WILL EVER SEE SOMEONE IS...SO MAKE SURE YOU ABUSE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM EVERY CHANCE YOU HAVE .

MY STUFF...

I ASKED THIS FELLOW IF HE WOULD LOOK OUT FOR MY STUFF WHILE I HAD A PEE...THEN I GAVE HIM A GUN...JUST IN CASE .

NAMING YOUR VIBRATOR

NEVER LET YOUR GAL NAME HER VIBRATOR...THAT'S WHEN THE COMPETITION BEGINS .

DEAR FRIEND

ONE OF MY HOBBIES IS STUDYING A CREATURE COMMONLY REFEREED TO AS A SASQUATCH...IT IS AN ILLUSIVE CREATURE FOUND ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE...YET NOBODY HAS BEEN ABLE TO CAPTURE IT SINCE THE TURN OF THE 19 HUNDREDS...THE FUNNY THING IS...IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL ONE IN CHINA , VARIOUS STATES IN AMERICA...AND IN OTHER COUNTRIES AROUND THE WORLD...YET THIS HAS NEVER SWAYED PEOPLE'S OPINION ON THE SUBJECT...THE FUCKERS SIMPLE DON'T EXIST !!! LOVE IS LIKE THE SASQUATCH...IT'S EXISTENCE MAKES US LOOK IGNORANT AND ARROGANT...BETTER JUST TO IGNORE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF RECORDED SIGHTINGS AND HOPE THE FUCKING THING GOES AWAY...LOVE FUCKS PEOPLE UP...AS DEEP DOWN INSIDE...THEY KNOW...WHATEVER IT IS THEY ARE PURSUING...IT SURELY  IS NOT LOVE...HAVE A NICE DAY...LOVE STU 

SPIDERMAN...AUGUST 23 2014

LIFE IS 90 % INTERPRETATION OF WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU...MAKE NO MISTAKE...SOME BECOME BETTER...SOME BECOME WORSE...BUT ALL CHANGE .

...AS FOR YOUR ENVIRONMENT...THIS IS YOUR TRAINING PATH .

dear friend

this may apply or maybe not...i am not the judge...however...if life has taught me one thing...it is to never trust the man who says and or does all the right things...it is always a way of covering up some really dark and or weird shit...i do not hope they get what they want any more than i hope i get what i want...may god have mercy on the one who gets what they want...you know...unless it lines up with the divine plan...luv stu  

HELL...THE NUDE BEACHES ARE FAMOUS AROUND THE WORLD .

DEAR FRIEND

THERE ARE VERY FEW PEOPLE , IF ANY...WHO DO NOT WANT LOVE...TAKING THE LOVE COMMANDMENT AND APPLYING IT TO ONES LIFE...THAT IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT STORY..." LOVE DOES NOT DEMAND ITS OWN WAY"... HUMMMM...THIS IS OPPOSED TO LOVE DOING NOTHING BUT DEMANDING ITS OWN WAY...THE BEAUTIFUL THING ABOUT LOVE...IS THAT IT IS BEAUTIFUL...AND BEAUTIFUL IS KIND , GENTLE AND SELFLESS...WHICH ELIMINATES JUST ABOUT ALL THE BULL SHIT WE GET ON T. V...LUV STU

THE LONG WAY HOME...AUGUST 2 2014

THE HARD ROAD IS USUALLY THE RIGHT ONE...AND NOT SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS HARDER...BUT BECAUSE LOVE IS HARDER...SO IT WOULD ONLY STAND TO REASON...SO WOULD EVERYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH LOVE BE HARDER .

SHOW ME A SMILE...MARCH 1989

DECEMBER 1987...I WAS A SECURITY GUARD AT A LIQUOR STORE...IT WAS CHRISTMAS SO HALF THE CUSTOMERS HAD TO WAIT OUTSIDE WHILE THE OTHER HALF GOT THEIR BOOZE...SO WE HAD A SING SONG...EVERY FUCKING CUSTOMER , IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY...AND LET ME JUST MENTION THIS...IT IS A LOT EASIER TO PART THE RED SEA...THAN IT IS TO GET PEOPLE SINGING AND LIVING IN HARMONY WITH EACH OTHER .

DEAR FRIEND

SANITY IS THE PRODUCT OF KNOWING THAT WE ARE SIMPLY STRANGERS IN THE LAND...OUR HEARTS EMBRACING AND INTERTWINED WITH WITH PURE , UNEQUIVOCAL LOVE WHILE OUR BODIES PLAY IN A PILE OF SHIT...PRETENDING THAT THEY ARE NOT AS FILTHY AS THEY REALLY ARE...IN REALITY...PAUL WAS COMPLETELY WRONG ABOUT THE HARVEST BEING BOUNTIFUL AND ALL THAT OTHER BULLSHIT...THE TRUTH IS...THE..." MANY ARE CALLED BUT FEW ARE CHOSEN " PEOPLE ARE THE WINNERS , HANDS DOWN...AND JUST FOR THE RECORD...YOU ARE ONE OF THE FEW SINCERE PEOPLE I HAVE EVER MET WHILE ON MY STAY IN THE VALLY OF THE IRATE SASQUATCH...GUARD YOUR SCARS WELL ,MY FRIEND...THEY ARE YOUR TICKET TO A BRIGHTER AND JOY FILLED TOMORROW...LOVE STU   

GODZILLA

WE KEEP ON TRYING TO FIND LOVE WHILE BEING SELFISH...AND WE KEEP ON TRYING TO BLOW UP GODZILLA...ALL JUST SHIT AND A WASTE OF TIME .

THE AVERAGE LIFE...

THE AVERAGE LIFE IS RESISTANCE TO LIFE .

1997 , MAINE...ON THE WAY TO SEE DYLAN

WE WERE SOMEWHERE IN MAINE...I SAW A SHEPHERD ABOUT 300 YARDS ON A FIELD TO THE LEFT...HE RAISED HIS HEAD...HIS EYES WERE FUCKED...ALL I COULD THINK OF WAS...THAT FUCKER IS GOING TO ATTACK THIS CAR...SURE AS SHIT...HE DID...RAN STRAIGHT INTO AN AUTOMOBILE GOING 80 MILES PER HOUR OR MORE...THE DRIVER DIDN'T SEE IT COMING...I LOOKED OUT OF THE REAR WINDOW AND ALL I COULD SEE WAS THIS GERMAN SHEPHERD , LIMPING AWAY WITH A DISGUSTED LOOK ON HIS FACE...JUST THEN...A FLOCK OF SWANS FLEW BY  .

BE COMMITTED

BE COMMITTED...AND NOT JUST TO FUCKING PEOPLE AROUND .

ELSHADDI...NOVEMBER 1988

THE MORE WE SET OUT TO JUDGE ANOTHER...THE MORE LOST WE BECOME...POINTING YOUR FINGER...BLOCKS OUT THE SUN.

MERCY WORKS ON SO MANY LEVELS...MERCY UNLEASHES A PERFECT BEAST...THAT HEALS AND OBLITERATES ALL AT THE SAME TIME .  

THE COFFEE SHOP...

I ASKED THIS FELLOW IF HE WOULD LOOK OUT FOR MY STUFF WHILE I HAD A PEE...THEN I GAVE HIM A GUN...JUST IN CASE .

SMILE...AND HAVE A NICE DAY

RELIGION IS PEOPLE WITHOUT THEIR HUMANITY...SO SMILE...AND HAVE A NICE DAY !!! 

NOTHING LIKE COMBINING EXERCISE AND GOOD CLEAN FUN

LISTEN TO YOUR HEART...JUNE 1989

IT IS THE HEART THAT TOUCHES THE DIVINE...THE MIND ONLY PAINTS A FAINTED AND RUSTED OUT PICTURE...IF LOVE CANNOT LEAD YOU SOMEWHERE...THEN SOMEWHERE ISN'T WORTH GOING TO .

DEAR FRIEND

LOVE IS EVERYWHERE...AT LEAST IN THIS DIMENSION...THE ISSUE IS...AS THE RAIN OF LOVE COMES POURING DOWN UPON US...ARE WE USING AN UMBRELLA ??? AS THE LIGHT OF LOVE SHINES UPON US...ARE OUR EYES OPEN OR CLOSED...AS THE POWER OF LOVE TURNS A HEART OF STONE TO FLESH...ARE WE DUMPING THE PROVERBIAL DUMP TRUCK OF CEMENT INTO OUR SOULS...HUMMMM...SMELLS LIKE FRIED CHICKEN !!! LOVE STU    

THE REASON

WHY DOES A DOG BARK AT YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW ??? SIMPLE...NO FUCKING REASON...AND LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL...YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE A REASON TO DO ANYTHING...IN FACT...IT MIGHT EVEN BE TO YOUR ADVANTAGE...IF CONTEMPLATING A RATIONAL TRAIN OF THOUGHT IS THE LAST THING ON YOUR MIND...JUST...FUCK OFF...BURY YOUR BRAINS...THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND...AND DO WHATEVER IN THE FUCK YOU SO DESIRE .

REALITY , WHAT A CONCEPT PART 2...NOVEMBER 1988

SO I RAN INTO ONE OF MY OLD FRIENDS FROM CAMP...I LEFT HER SIDE SINGING ONE OF MY FAVORITE CAMP SONGS...she was and is quite inspirational...I BOUGHT AN OLD SECOND HAND RECORD...TOOK IT HOME...AND GUESS WHAT SONG JUST HAPPENED TO BE INCLUDED ???  NO SHIT...I HAD NOT A FUCKING CLUE .

THERE IS SOMETHING GUIDING US...if we allow it to...THAT IS FAR MORE REAL THAN ANYTHING WE COULD EVER IMAGINE...A SPIRITUAL RIVER AND A SPIRITUAL TIDE...WORKING TOGETHER TO BRING US HOME...AND ALL THOSE LITTLE HOMES ALONG THE WAY .

EVIL...JUNE 1989

OUR POTENTIAL BEAUTY IS FOUND IN HOW WE REACT TO EVIL...LIFE IS 10 % WHAT HAPPENS TO US...AND 90 % HOW WE RESPOND TO IT .

NO EXCUSES...

IF YOU WANT TO BE ONE OF THOSE INTEGRAL PEOPLE WHO HAVE NO EXCUSES...JUST CHANGE THE DEFINITION OF WHAT AN EXCUSE IS .

DEAR FRIEND

IF ONLY LOVE IS REAL...THEN IT STANDS TO REASON THAT EVERYTHING NOT CONCEIVED AND BIRTHED IN LOVE...IS AN ILLUSION...THAT IS TO SAY...IS NOT REALLY THERE...AND THIS GIVES US A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE ON WHAT THE UNIVERSE IS AND IS NOT...LUV STU

CONFUCIUS...UNEDITED VERSION

IF YOU WANT TO SUCK A DICK...YOU GOT TO GROW SOME BALLS .

sweet freedom...october 1988

wanna see how vicious people can be ???? expose yourself...be vulnerable...SWEET FREEDOM , MY FUCKING ASS...PEOPLE OBEY THEIR LUSTS LIKE CAVEMEN OBEY THEIR QUEST FOR FIRE...INDEED...ONLY THE CHAINED TO LOVE ARE REALLY FREE...and that ain't a lot .

DEAR FRIEND

LOVE IS LIKE A RIVER...DAM IT UP AND IT WILL GROW STALE AND POISONOUS...INDEED...THAT LOVE YOU REFER TO...IT ONLY GROWS AS WE GIVE IT AWAY...IT SEEMS , ON MANY LEVELS...WE ONLY HAVE WHAT WE GIVE AWAY...GOD POURS IT INTO US...SURE AS SHIT...THEN IT IS OUR CHOICE TO STRANGLE IT...OR ALLOW IT TO GROW AND BECOME...LUV STU 

THE CUP OF COFFEE

AFTER I ARTICULATED MY SERMON...THIS YOUNG MAN APPROACHED ME...THREATENED TO KILL ME...SO I DID WHAT CAME NATURAL...I INVITED HIM OUT FOR A COFFEE...I POLITELY ASKED MY "BODYGUARDS" TO DEPART...WE MEANDERED ACROSS THE STREET...AND THERE HE WAS TO TELL ME ONE OF THE MOST HORRIFIC STORIES THAT I HAD EVER HEARD...THAT IS TO SAY...ADDICTED TO EVERY DRUG THERE WAS ON THE STREET...( OR CLOSE TO IT )...ORGIES WITH HIS MOTHER FROM FIVE ONWARD...FUCK KNOWS WHAT KIND OF VIOLENCE...AND SO IT GOES .

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW CHURCH LAWS AND BULLSHIT JUST DON'T FIT HIS SITUATION...SHIT...WALKING ACROSS THE STREET WITHOUT GETTING HIT BY A CAR WAS AN AMAZING FEET FOR THIS YOUNG MAN...

...AND MY POINT : ABSTRACT THOUGHT IS NOT YOUR ENEMY...YOUR ONLY REAL ENEMY...IS A LACK OF LOVE .

MORE ABOUT FEELINGS...JULY 1989

I EMBRACED MY FEELINGS...SAT DOWN , WE DID...AND HAD A CHAT...THEN WALKED ON INTO THE PATH OF REALITY , TRUTH AND LOVE...MY FEELINGS SCATTERED...SOME JOINED THE RIDE...SOME RAN AWAY...FUCK KNOWS WHAT SOME OF THEM DID...BUT IT ALL WAS FINE .

FREE TO BE YOU AND ME...JULY 1989

IT IS NOT THAT RELIGION TAKES OUR FREEDOM AWAY THAT BOTHERS ME...IT'S THAT THE FUCKERS LIE ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON .

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN GEESE GET NO NOOKY