sex and humility

what is more important than technique??? get this...humility...instead of going to one extreme to another...that is...shame and guilt...or simply reducing sex to a biological function...humility allows for each sexual dynamic to be special...embraced...and an act of communication...wonderful...maybe you like ejaculating between breasts...pride will either not allow for the dialogue to take place...or pride will reduce this special interaction to the "matter of fact" category...humility discovers the moment...and allows for sex to be spiritual and emotional as well...take love...real love... into sex...luv stu

tennis balls

it was my turn to buy tennis balls...(to play tennis with , obviously)...feeling cheap and on a tight budget...i resented this acquisition...non-the-less...i made the purchase...and we went to the court...and there it was...right in front of us...a gaggle  of tennis balls...some of which were brand new...spread all over the court...and to make it even weirder...i had just been there an hour or so before...and there was not a tennis ball to be  found...all but one...you see , the week before...i had kicked a tennis ball straight up in the air and it got stuck in the tree...and there it was still...thirty feet above me...lodged in an impossible position...almost as impossible as the herd of balls sprayed all over the count .    

bed bug - the movie

i have an idea for a movie...the world becomes infested with bed bugs...and everyone is in hysterics killing them...so much so they begin to think all bugs are bed bugs...then all animals are bed bugs...eventually it comes to the place where they believe that people are bed bugs as well...which brings us to the final scene...one traumatized idiot rocking back and forth in a corner...holding a gun and waiting for the bed bugs to finish him off .

me and the jehovah people

i was 13 or 14 years old...the jehovah witness people came to my door and gave me one of their "how to live your life" books...inside i discovered a chapter on masturbation...i would spend months reading that chapter before i masturbated...the blood rush that it perpetuated made the experience just a bit better...point...no matter what sexual dynamic another is confronted with...scaring the crap out of them creates an addiction...not a solution...sure...masturbation is normal...fun and all of that...but how about the poor guy who is actually dealing with some dark behavior??? love is light...bring love to every situation...it is the only way that healing will happen.

how to get rid of bed bugs

easy, actually...like most of gods creatures bed bugs are lazy little fuckers looking for the easiest path down the road of life...translating this dynamic into action...one simply places a piece of clothing on the floor by every corner of the bed...they will perceive this as a much more convenient home that the last one...and will remain there until he either wants to screw or eat...this is where you come in...get a gun...a shovel...a bomb...or maybe even your thumb will do...lift up the clothing...and let the little prick have it !!! WARNING...repeat this process for a prolonged period of time...as you are not entirely sure when the last invader has left to see jesus...and oh , yes...one more thing...just to make sure some idiot out there does not sue me...i was just kidding about the bomb , gun and shovel...luv stu
 
p.s.
if he is hiding in the bed itself...you figure it out...but there are tons of options

wolfville

my partner in all these endeavors , scott , and myself...recorded this album entitled :"wolfville"...the story line is of the nazi's marching into this particular town to rape and torture...then murder under the light of the moon...what they are unaware of is...everyone in wolfville...is a werewolf...hence...the very time they think they are going to do some killing...is the very time they will all get ripped to pieces...point...we have no control...only the illusion of control...tread lightly.

October 25