the last orgasm

do you know that , statistically , on the death bead , fundamentalist spend more time screaming , clawing and attempting to bargain with god than any other people group ???

you know , come the end of the world...if i weren't so busy trying to get in my last orgasm...that would be a lot of fun to watch !!!

spanish fly

it is the belief of most that spanish fly is an aphrodisiac...truth is . however...it causes an allergic reaction , inflaming parts and bits of your body...making it seem like you are having sexual stimulation...but actually , endangering your entire fucking life .

indeed...and this is the way we live our entire existance...chasing things that claim to lead you in one direction...but actually lead you into another...and usually with pretty screwie consequences .

do you want joy ??? well...easy !!! find someone and love them far more than yourself...all the riches of the world are gathered in this type of interaction...and GOD is found in its essence...but it gotta be real !!!  

an ode to justin bieber

tell me if i am missing something ???

you create a world consumed with sex
it is advertised everywhere
it is our main export to the fucking universe
aliens , in all likelihood
come down here just to
stroke themselves to our internet junk
billions and billions of dollars
making it , consuming it
becoming more and more  addicted to it
then you give a young boy
a key to all the jazz he so desires
then you fucking judge him for it
when he don't walk away

i mean this in the nicest way possible
fuck off !!! 

before you contact aliens...WHORE-DONKEYS

before you contact aliens and tell them what a wonderful planet this is..."hey why don't you come down for a visit"...and shit like that...REMEMBER...we are living on a planet that tests nuclear weapons in its ass end then complain about the environment...we are living on a planet where churches demand that poor people produce 23 , 321 children...then despise the parents for not having money to put in the offering plate...AND FINALLY...we are living on a planet where 30 % of all jimi hendrex studio material is out of print...AND NOBODY SEEMS TO GIVE A FLYING FUCK...so invite the little green whore-donkeys...but if they just smile politely...get back in their ships...fly out to the stratosphere then proceed to blow the flying  fuck right out of us...you got nobody to blame but yourself !!!  

cock sucker blues

earth...

it is one thing to be consciously aware that almost everything on this planet of great value has been thrown out in the trash...(mainly the most beautiful people i have ever met)...it is quite another to think of what this may imply concerning the human species .

here is the shit...

in my estimation...seven of the top 15 heavyweight boxers of all time were actively fighting in the 70's...now , here is the shit...not a fucking person in the universe saw that coming...but once it did...everyone had an explanation...like they knew it all along .

question...why is it so difficult for the human species to just say..."i haven't got a fucking clue "...another question...do you know how many doors of untapped knowledge this kind of humility would lead to ???

...i'm just saying !!!