geese september 2012 alibi

one goose says to the cop...(who also happens to be a goose)..."how in the fuck can i possibly have an alibi ??? i murdered everyone i was with last night ".

virgins being sex symbols

i think
more virgins
should be sex symbols
mainly because
irony
is what turns me on

moses the sperm

be yourself , little goose

one goose says to his son...(who , by strange coincidence , also happens to be a goose)..."i want you to be yourself , son...as long as your self is just like every other dumb mother fucker who exists on this planet" ) . 

the three dynamics of community

the essence of life is to sustain and nurture ones body...take this one step further...we must sustain and nurture ones community...that is to say...we almost literally become one with each other...supporting our "flock" in every respect imaginable...there are three main variables involved here...FIRST...make sure your community is your community...fuck , man...if you have to give a kidney to  another human being...then make sure that person was divinely planted within the context of your life...and not some dummy that found his way into your soul so you can have some neurotic need met... SECONDLY...do not screw around...if community is there to support you "come hell or high water"...then your own contribution to the equation is very important...in other words...don't be a fucking sponge...embrace the divinity of the universe...and allow him to saturate your being...then..."as freely as you have received...give"...and THIRDLY...repeat the first two...that is to say...it is almost impossible to truly have a fully functioning organic community...so if it is going to happen...#1 and #2 must be ingrained into the bottom of your soul...and that's it...(not really...but for today) . 

genius

for the most part...people cannot appreciate genius...however...they can compensate for this by viciously attacking it...(which does not make it better at all...but makes them feel it is).

penis birthday