i have this friend
who sneezes a lot
i call him sneezie
when he sneezes i say
things like
"sneezie
sneeze if you like to sleep
with old dead ladies"
then he does
and i laugh
my hole off
Tuesday, March 6, 2012
Monday, March 5, 2012
is tim in outer-space...from the album / "timmy goes into outer-space"...song # 2
is tim in outer-space
or out of his fucking mind
does he see the galaxy
or is his head up his behind
is it a quest for freedom
or some paranoid delusion
does he see reality
or is it too much drugs and boozin'
is tim a truth seeker
or is he completely lost
will he find what is real
or in the nut house get tossed
tim's chick is a drug addict
who talks just like an otter
fills the tub with human shit
then adds a little water
he met her at the church breakfast
she said please pass the ketchup
she opened up the bottle
then shook it on her pork chop
next thing timmy knew
he was locked up in her cellar
eating dog food in the dark
he felt like hellen keller
or out of his fucking mind
does he see the galaxy
or is his head up his behind
is it a quest for freedom
or some paranoid delusion
does he see reality
or is it too much drugs and boozin'
is tim a truth seeker
or is he completely lost
will he find what is real
or in the nut house get tossed
tim's chick is a drug addict
who talks just like an otter
fills the tub with human shit
then adds a little water
he met her at the church breakfast
she said please pass the ketchup
she opened up the bottle
then shook it on her pork chop
next thing timmy knew
he was locked up in her cellar
eating dog food in the dark
he felt like hellen keller
Sunday, March 4, 2012
tim has a girlfriend...from the album / "timmy goes into outer-space"...song #1
tim has a girlfriend
she is a fucking co-dependant
tim tries to ditch her
but the bitch won't let him
he gets a restraining order
but she don't fucking get it
so he goes to canadian tire
then builds himself a spaceship
chorus :
fly away timmy
fly past the moon
the bitch is coming for you
just like on high noon
fly past uranus
don't even stop for tea
she is out of her fucking mind
out of her fucking tree
tim stops on pluto
just to get some hash
says please and thank you
hands over a little cash
he is toking in a field
in his underwear
reaches for a piece of chicken
and the fucking bitch is there
chorus :
she is a fucking co-dependant
tim tries to ditch her
but the bitch won't let him
he gets a restraining order
but she don't fucking get it
so he goes to canadian tire
then builds himself a spaceship
chorus :
fly away timmy
fly past the moon
the bitch is coming for you
just like on high noon
fly past uranus
don't even stop for tea
she is out of her fucking mind
out of her fucking tree
tim stops on pluto
just to get some hash
says please and thank you
hands over a little cash
he is toking in a field
in his underwear
reaches for a piece of chicken
and the fucking bitch is there
chorus :
Saturday, March 3, 2012
living inside feb. 25 2012
our interpretation of life...our understanding of life and how we should interact with it...more often than not...leaves something to be desired...and here is how we get to this place : 1-we are hurt...2-we define ourselves by this hurt...3-we re-evaluate the world around us...4-we glorify our conclusions...5-we institutionalize our conclusions...
...it takes humility to break this pattern...getting our head out of our ass...looking around us...and having the courage to admit that some...(if not all)...of our conclusions may be wrong : a) circumstances...b) communication and c) commitment to truth are our weapons in this process of re-evaluation...from there...our love must grow and become bigger than our hurt...and...finally...we must continue to be open to change and growth...every day of our lives .
...it takes humility to break this pattern...getting our head out of our ass...looking around us...and having the courage to admit that some...(if not all)...of our conclusions may be wrong : a) circumstances...b) communication and c) commitment to truth are our weapons in this process of re-evaluation...from there...our love must grow and become bigger than our hurt...and...finally...we must continue to be open to change and growth...every day of our lives .
Friday, March 2, 2012
the minister
the minister told me
that he was on his way
to see a movie concerning
the crucifixion of
jesus christ
he said that it graphically portrayed jesus
being slaughtered on a cross
like you were really there
i told him
to have a lot of fun
that he was on his way
to see a movie concerning
the crucifixion of
jesus christ
he said that it graphically portrayed jesus
being slaughtered on a cross
like you were really there
i told him
to have a lot of fun
Thursday, March 1, 2012
100 dollars
...so this fellow i know dedicates his entire summer to help a "friend" add on some piece of crap onto his house...at the end of the summer...he is given 100 dollars for his assistance...(insult)...anyway...in a short while later there is a falling out for some reason or another...and what "card is played" ??? he is in no uncertain terms told that the only reason he helped with the house is for the 100 dollars...and what is my point ??? simple...people can say any fucking thing that comes to their mind and somehow justify it...energy shortage ??? maybe...humility shortage ??? absolutely...and this is just about the greatest problem facing our strange little blue planet...amen .
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