public speaking...from the book / "there is a fly in my dingo-wombat"

there is this guy
he wants  to be
a public speaker
problem is
he cannot speak
a fucking word
he is dead
but even when he was alive
he did not have a thing to say
the thing is
he is still better
( dead or alive )
than most of those fellows
have you ever been to church???
i rest my case

life of illusions feb 4 2012

there are various reasons why relationships end...most of which are never brought to the surface...most of which are never known...it goes like this...the subconscious mind is fully aware that it is going in a different direction than a particular individual...however...because it is not married to the conscious mind...for a variety of reasons...the conscious mind has to make up an excuse to terminate the relationship...hence...the truth of the situation is not known to either individual for...(usually)...as long as they both shall live...have a nice day .

February 15 2012

shopping mall...from the album / "the human race"

people in the shopping mall
don't know anything at all
children in the shopping mall
wish they were at home playing with their balls

people in the shopping mall
crapping in a public stall
people in a shopping mall
buying shit to not feel small

people in isle four
as empty as a cracked out whore
life seems to end and start
going through the doors of wall-mart

people in the shopping center
can't get that much benter
ladies in the shopping place
a tone of shit on their face

people on the tile floors
picking clothes and their boogers
if i were god i'd lock the doors
but first let in 1000 cougars

people in the shopping mall
it happened after adams fall
the world may end but there's no stopping
all those ding-dongs doing their shopping 

(note : i was just kidding about the 1000 cougars thing...i just thought it was a good line.)

let's go to church (continued)

just had this conversation with these wonderful people regarding christianity and sex...i can't tell you how many people i personally know who have gotten knee deep in shit because they had sex before marriage and their church found out about it...usually the verdict is that they are not allowed any leadership position until the situation is rectified...(whatever that means)...thing is...let's just say for a second that they are right...that you shouldn't make love...fuck...whatever you want to call it...before  you get married...the point is...it still is not one millionth as bad as something like slander or gossip...which i have never seen confronted in any way , shape or form...let's face it...sex has become a taboo not because it is morally good , bad...or indifferent...sex has become a taboo because church leadership is sexually degenerated and perverse...and as a result...they have no fucking choice but to project these perversions upon others...let us put it this way...there are far more fucking people who come to church to hide...than who actually come to worship the all-mighty .  

let's go to church...from the album / "the human race"

let's go to church and learn to deny
if we can't do it at least we can try
church is for learning how to live in denial
shoveling  your shit into a pile

let's go to church and learn how to spin yarn
telling the truth only leads to harm
telling the truth won't get you nowhere
and pretend you don't have a dick down there

there once was a guy come confession time
said how the priest got him up the behind
three of the elders took him away
hasn't been seen till this very day

April 14