the bees

all day long
i was thinking of transforming myself
into a bumble bee
then i came home
turned on the t.v.
there it was
before my eyes
a documentary on bees
coincidence ?
i do not think so
god wants me to be a bee
praise god

danial and the lions...from the album / "the human race"

danial was fed to the lions
but they had already ate
they asked them if they were hungry
they said no we ain't
danial crapped his pants
and his speech did slur and stammer
but the only thing we learned from this
is lions have bad grammar

one said to the other
i don't need no fucking food
and the other one loudly farted
and said this fucker ain't even stewed
they licked their balls and drank their rum
those lions got really hammered
and the only fucking thing we learned
is that lions have bad grammar

danial got down on his knees
and danial he did  pray
lead me hence to security
are the words he did say
one lion said don't worry boy
we ain't puttin down no fucking hammer
and the only lesson we learned from this
is that lions have bad grammar

luke warm jan. 28 2012

it is your mandate to love someone...or to not love someone...the worlds problem is that everything appears to be something that it is not...people in absolute poverty can be financially rich...and those outside that circle are dying with envy to obtain something that would lead to their demise...my point is simple...if only things were the way they appear to be...if only the people who loved me said that they loved me...i can take rejection...i can take far worse than that...what i cannot take are these idiots on their pursuit of sex...money...and power...and attempting to disguise it as love...that is completely unfair...it is in the bible people..."i can handle you hot or cold...but not luke warm . 

dick is my best friend...from the album / "the human race"

i have a friend named richard
we go to school together
richard he collects hockey cards
he says the older they are the better
he looks up all the statistics
we repeat them fast and quick
i find it really wonderful
when i play with dick

i come home to my mother
she asks me where i have been
she is a bit overprotective
she over cooks the beans
she looks at me like a werewholf
glares at me like i'm sick
when i tell her afterschool
that i played with dick

dick is my best friend
we stay together hard
i even play with dick
in the school yard
sometimes we play slowly
sometimes we play quick
it don't really matter
as long as i play with dick

i started playing with dick
at the age of 10
it gave me so much pleasure
i played with dick again
dick has perfect posture
dick knws how to spit
he hit   the teacher in the face
and dick he got in shit

the human race...from the album / "the human race"

i've learned something about the human race
over the years
i've learned something about the human race
most people are queers
i've learned something about the human race
we are a bunch of fuck-ups lost in space
and i've learned people basically don't give a shit 

iv'e learned something about the human race
we blow each other uppy
i've learned something about the human race
nothing cuter than a puppy
i've learned something about the human race
somehow tenderness has been misplaced
and we are a bunch of sick fuckers that think we know it all

i've learned something about the human race
like sexuality
i've llearned something about the human race
like promiscuity
i've learned that we all like to fuck like minks
as we all slowly drain down our sinks
it's our favorite addiction besides screwing with each others heads

Groundhog Day

concerning marry christmas...from the book / "there is a fly in my dingo-wombat"

in the poem
marry christmas
you probably noticed that
i spelled marry wrong
this is because
the chick my father seduced
was named marry
which brings us to the question
why is marry spelled with two r's
good question
maybe her parents could not spell
maybe she wanted to be special
or maybe
i am just too fucking lazy
to correct my type-o
hard to say really